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Understanding Interest in 'Hood Dudes'

What's up, guys? Another day, another dollar. Today's video topic is how to tell if a girl is into hood dudes, saying like ghetto, you know what I'm saying? Gang affiliated dudes, selling drugs, rapping, you know what I'm saying? But not just rapping casually, like rapping about killing people and [ __ ] Now, I'm sure you guys don't need a video for for me to explain this. You know, I posted a real about it a while ago. What are the big signs she's in the hood, dudes? And y'all had more than me. You know what I mean? So, I'm just going to run through some of the uh things that I, you know, personally look for. You know, I had a phase back in my life where I was into ghetto white girls. Just ghetto ratchet white girls. You know, terrible time because all their exes were like some hood ass dudes. You know, I was getting threatened all the time. Like a girl would DM me. I didn't even say [ __ ] And he like started sending me videos of his gun like, "I'mma find you up." a bunch of [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? So, I [ __ ] her. Anyway, the main signs I think the first sign I look for, you know what I'm saying? This might be a generalization. Big ass, fat as [ __ ] eyelashes. That's the first one. And I'm not talking the little eyelashes. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking about the cumbrellas. Like so much [ __ ] I'll say I'll put pictures in. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to start putting pictures in. Big ass. You know what I'm saying? Just so [ __ ] big. It's like you can feel the wind from their blinking. You know what I'm saying? Just absurdly big ass eyelashes. They had those uh I don't even know what this shit's called, bro. I don't I don't like Look into this [ __ ] Juicy Couture tracksuits, bro. She's wearing a hot pink Juicy Couture tracksuit. Yeah, bro. I mean, unless you're like She's probably There's Dude, there's hella there's hella signs. You know what I'm saying? Loud as [ __ ] always talking about how they can beat up dudes. How they Oh, I swear I'll punch you right now. You know, always talking about how they beat up dudes and [ __ ] like that. You know what I'm saying? I don't know who these dudes they're beating up is. But here's the thing, bro. I feel like a lot of girls that talk about how they beat the [ __ ] out of a dude. You know what I'm saying? They take like, you know, I I highly, if you're a girl, I highly advise against, you know, hitting a dude, right? Because most dudes, right, most dudes won't hit back. You know what I'm saying? Most dudes aren't going to do [ __ ] and I like a girl could unless she had a weapon. Like if she hit me with a bat, I'm beating her ass. I don't give a [ __ ] I'll piss whip the [ __ ] out of her. If she hits me with some [ __ ] if she pulls a knife on me, like I'm beating her ass. But even if a girl if a girl didn't have a weapon and she slap me or punch me, like I wouldn't do anything. You know what I'm saying? I'd walk away. Um you know uh if I was getting jumped by multiple girls, you know, but they didn't have weapons, I'd just probably run away. But here's the thing, and then and I I've met some of these girls, and they're always talking about how they beat up dudes that, you know what I'm saying, they hit dudes and [ __ ] Um, they're gonna run into the wrong one, bro. There's going to be one of these dudes out here that does not give a [ __ ] Had a couple girls, they're like, "Oh, I [ __ ] a dude up. I [ __ ] his ass up." You know, he wasn't doing anything back. Dude, one of these days, bro, they're going to run into some [ __ ] Jon Jones [ __ ] wife beater [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? UFC wife beater type [ __ ] where like she'll slap this dude and this dude just hits her with the meanest left hook she's ever [ __ ] conceived in her life. You know what I'm saying? Jaw broken, bro, immediately. Um, and no one wants that, dude. No one wants to see a girl get her jaw broke. Uh, so yeah. I mean, I don't know. Always talking about how they could beat up dudes, you know what I mean? Oh, here's a good one. And this is a white girl with the [ __ ] matted [ __ ] The matted like twirl joints, you know what I mean? She probably in the hood dudes at that point. I'mma be honest. Oh. Oh, I got one. You know, I don't even know if this is related to the topic, but if she got like the beda if she has the bedazzled steering wheel, she's a hoe. You know what I'm saying? If she got the bedazzled steering wheel, if she got the bedazzled license plate exterior, you know what I'm saying? Like the little thing around the license plate, that shit's that shit's bedazzled. She's a hoe. Yeah, bro. Damn. Sorry if I'm out of it. I just had some midday sex. You know what I'm saying? That [ __ ] was, you know, that's always a nice thing to have. Coming on here, make a video and [ __ ] You know, probably work on some music. Um, you know what I'm saying? Oh, her ex-boyfriend's a gang banger. You know what I'm saying? Or like does some sketchy [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? Uh, that that's always like, bro, I Bro, we got a friend who's like trying to we got a friend who's like lowkey she was ratchet as [ __ ] but she's trying to be reformed, right? She's like trying to reform herself from being ratchet. Okay. And she's always talk she was talking to this dude. She she was visiting the house. She was talking to this dude on FaceTime and this dude's flexing how he like you know like does home invasions and [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? And it's just like first off why you telling anyone that always smacking her lips and [ __ ] like a lot of that [ __ ] Plus the eye [ __ ] Plus the hella pink and the [ __ ] bedazzle [ __ ] everywhere. You know what I'm saying? Kind of fat, you know what I'm saying? Juicy couture tracks suit. Uh, always in some drama. You know what I mean? All that. You know what I'm saying? You see, oh, going out drinking hella that. You see all those things and you get into it and your life gets [ __ ] up. That's your fault. That's your fault. You know that that that was on you. You know what I mean? I feel like at some point you got to look yourself in the mirror and blame yourself for the situations that you're in. You know what I'm saying? I feel like you should do that for more things. You know what I'm saying? Be like, damn. Like, instead of being [ __ ] up over a bad situation, be like, "Why do I keep getting into bad situations? How the [ __ ] do I fix this? Why is everything going terrible all the time?" You know what I'm saying? You got you got to ask yourself, right? At some point, you got to stop saying like, "Why does the world hate me?" And look yourself in the mirror and be like, "How am I getting in these [ __ ] up ass situations constantly?" You know? I had a phase where it seemed like there was like two years, year and a half where everything was constantly [ __ ] up. like nothing good was ever happening. You know what I'm saying? And then I had to be like, you know, low key I'm getting myself in these situations, you know, and that's a hard thing to admit, you know, that it's your own fault, you know, and you're just uh, you know, reaping what you sow kind of kind of [ __ ] but you got to you got to Yeah, that's kind of how it goes sometimes, you know. You got to [ __ ] take some accountability for your [ __ ] up life, you know, and uh be like, "Yeah, you know what? It's me. It's been me the whole time." You know, it's like the dudes that like the goth suicidal girls and then ask why they're in a situation where she's threatening to kill herself. You know what I'm saying? It's like at some point you got to kind of know like, you know, this is sort of my fault because I kind of knew it came with the territory. You know what I'm saying? I knew this [ __ ] was part of it and I did it anyway. You know what I'm saying? So, anything that happens after this, I can't be complaining because it's my [ __ ] fault. You know what I mean? It is your fault. You know, you knew what the [ __ ] you knew what came with the god suicidal girl with the fishnetss and the mental health issues. You knew what came with all that. That's not that's not some new [ __ ] That's not surprising, you know? You got to [ __ ] take some accountability and be like, "Yeah, I'm putting myself here every single time, you know? And if I want something to change, I got to I got to get it together." It's like, I know what my dick wants, you know, but I got to I got to like like it's led me down some dark places, you know what I'm saying? Places I wouldn't go with a gun, you know? Um, and my dick is taking me there unarmed, you know, and my life's constantly [ __ ] up. So, you got to, a lot of y'all, you know what I'm saying? Y'all be in those situations all the time, and you got to start looking in the mirror and be like, "This is my fault. Fault. Fault. Damn. Why did I just say it like that? What's going on? What's happening to me? Why am I talking like that?" All right, guys. Well, uh, the Horseme t-shirts are dropping tomorrow. Um, 3 p.m. EST. It'll be on the shop for a little while until they sell out. I I we have a lot. So, I think it's going to be a a bit before they sell out. So, they'll be up there. You know what I'm saying? And uh yeah, I hope you guys have a phenomenal rest of your day. Code Horseme on Civil Regime. This shirt where I'm wearing right now, Code Horseme on Civil Regime, April 30th. I'll catch you in the next one. Peace.