got your nose look out he's got a nose [Music] you gotta help me man my tire's evil and it's gonna kill me [Music] please don't hurt me hello parking meter hello hey hey guy hey smell my flower [Music] hmm hmm hey man what's up oh what the hell is wrong with you level up somebody help me i'm being robbed i'll save you tree powers activate why would you do this i have a wife and family all pain it's unbearable what have i done tell my children i love them hey you know who's gay you oh come on i baked you a pie oh boy what flavor pie flavor i like singing i like dancing i like trains hey it says gullible on the ceiling oh sorry oh you stole my lungs die potato not today they said i could never teach a llama to drive no llama no doctor i think i might be a homosexual how can you tell rainbows what are you a man or a mouse hey kids i brought you some cookies i like trains how did i get here the end i can't read kitten fight no wait i'm allergic to adorableness oh what are you up to son i like trains yes you do hey you know who's gay i can't wait to eat this bagel yes you can yeah i guess you're right [Music] oh no i spilled my milk you've killed us all no who parked their car on my sandwich i did why will this damn fax machine work feed me paper are we there yet uh yes yay crap hey man look at my new dog oh yeah that's pretty cool oh there's no dog there joey did you eat my sandwich i am your sandwich here hold this thanks screw gravity goodbye world okay jim i'll see you around where you going no oh no oh that's not what i thought he meant by that at all there's something on your face it was pain oh what is happening why would you do this again i am watching your salad now son don't touch that cactus you're dead to me honey why is the baby on fire buy me more jewelry don't even think about it hey guys check out my new camera oh wait this isn't the camera die potato i like trains oh no i'm gonna do an internet whose ideal was this this is a robbery oh hey kid you can't skate here you can't tell me what to do i want to be a pie really no nice hat thanks i was being sarcastic well i stole your face honey do you like my new shoes you are a chair darling i can dream harold it worked my time machine worked i am a stegosaurus quick shoot me in the face you get mugged kid no you're getting mugged how the hell does that even work hey son catch [Music] bananify no alien attack roll the cheese yeah when i grow up i want to go to the moon why wait hey bobby play that one about falling down the stairs sure thing johnny i love it [Music] [Applause] so beautiful out here yeah it's just me you and the moon hey you two should kiss sir you appear to have a very severe case of baby voice hello mind turtle [Music] hey man you wanna play some video games no wait dude you always beat me kill no one oh okay oh man you ever gonna run out of muffins no because i work at the muffin factory i wonder if my pony can fly huh and now ducks i was just about to say that are you serious oh that's spooky we are so in sync mommy mommy look a turtle [Music] here hold this i'm going to put you in the face but it's opposite day oh no oh no i am not stepping on you do you ever get tired of being random me neither i'm going to punch your face in the face [Music] hello and welcome to standing up school and you fail hey you got a license for that you'll never take me alive knock knock who's there that door hey did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight you lied to me hello hello hello oh no oh a puppy oh careful honey he has a knife what no no i don't everybody do the flop hello burger i used to be a cow oh and now the funniest thing you've ever seen from really far away shoot it down i have no idea how to breathe what are you drawing honey i'm drawing a bear no quick don't think about cats [Applause] here comes the aeroplane is anybody here a doctor i am well you're a nerd hey what'd you get for your birthday i got older that is weird [Music] hey you want to play catch the knife sure man i suck at this game ma'am i'm afraid i caught your son doing homework where did i go wrong hey joey do you want to eat me no thanks mr muffin but i want to die hey stacy do you want to go to the prom with me i'm sorry but i'm a ghost but you're not dead bye brian [Music] hey buddy you wanna take this outside sure wow what a lovely evening this is a really good idea don't jump you have so much to live for everybody do the flop oh i'm so full you have room for a muffin no why won't you let me die hey baby are you an angel because i'm allergic to feathers you're fat i am a very tall hey buddy turn that frown upside down okay the moon bear the end he want a banana have you seen the baby no i think he got outside [Music] you fool i am depressed suddenly pineapples this does not help hey buddy look over oh no here blind what's going on guys larry this is an intervention you need to stop breaking people's necks what are you talking about larry what larry hey cool hat susie don't walk in the road look mom i made it i am a stegosaurus happy birthday it's a boy hey billy catch the frisbee sir i'm afraid you have brain cancer suddenly pineapples well the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore save me super guy no you're a dude [Music] hey apple apple apple hey apple well we failed don't look honey hello my turtle suddenly pineapples i love it hey you know who's gay us [Music] stay away from my baby but mother i love him [Music] doctor i'm afraid of backstories when did this all start well hey what time is it it's muffin time uh actually it's 12 30. somebody me miss you need to pay for your food nope oh timmy don't cry seriously timmy cut it out to me this is the worst date ever and now a cow pretending to be a man alan are you a cow what no yeah me neither you guys want to go skateboards my boyfriend said i'm the most beautiful girl in the world my boyfriend said that too there can be only one oh no giant flying sheep those are clouds you're leaving me sorry eddie i've met a real man hi babe yes i am real man you want to go skateboards you're adopted [Music] you're done kids get off my property knock knock who is there a mirror i am lonely would you like to see a magic trick no oh look at the little baby and now look at the big baby the orphans they're all dead what kind of man would do this skateboards jimmy take out the dog yes mother for a walk [Music] jimmy it's a lovely day to walk down the road and if i ever stop singing i will explode hey steven what have you done ah what's his name his name is david hello i am david can susie come out to play sure dad i'm hungry hi hungry i'm dad why did you name me this way you're gonna die we're all gonna die oh a butterfly honey no she's mine now john are you hungry no i'm crazy whoops excuse me are you gonna eat that no no you can have it thank you i like trains [Applause] honey i'm pregnant i can explain i think we should just be friends mother ooh i wonder what this does oh i'm gay now hey want to see an impression of my dad sure comedy no don't jump okay no jump you want a piece of me yeah well here you go then thanks hey kids who's ready to draw okay then draw okay hit the apple hey what time is it it's medication time this is better chase me susie chase me good hey i'm not like other girls i have snake arms [Music] i'm sorry jim but i'm going to have to let you go no please no is this you yes hello hi hey here comes that transgender guy i like trains i wish i could fly your wish is granted [Music] beep beep i'm a sheep i said beep beep i'm a sheep you know what i hate child murderers oh no here comes one now i'm gonna catch up cannonball [Music] my beautiful baby this is the happiest day of my life if you're happy and you know it clap your hands have you seen my lemons i want my lemons i don't want to be fat anymore now now i'm a cow i want an ice cream what's the magic word hey man the 80s called they want you dead i'm feeling carsick oh babies grow up so fast they do hello i have been born i sentence you to jazz hey pull my finger oh come on boys don't cry oh no a giant bee i'm afraid you have one year to live oh yeah hey your girlfriend she's single sir is this your car nope it's yours five four three two one ah made your jump hey baby you looking fine hey thanks jerry you too i am going to open this door what's that behind your ear it's a hearing aid what i i love you but don't worry i'm a doctor of psychology so how does that make you feel and now the award for best sarcasm goes to this guy oh wow thank you so much happy 10th birthday but but but this isn't what i wanted keep pushing push congratulations we got it back in i'm on my way i'm on my way i'm on my way to eat your skin dad i'm gay i have no son this isn't my house a b c d e f gun did somebody say waffles no i have brain damage a knife my favorite i wish people would be nice to me your wish is stupid hey can your girlfriend do this hmm that's hot you're fired you can't find me i quit you can't quit i quit you can't quit you're a frog you can't frog me you're my wife i'm not your wife you're my wife boy honey how was work pretty good but i quit my job you can't quit your job you're fired i sure hope i don't get hit by a car that's for sleeping with my wife hey um can people fly that's a shame ah it's johnny big feet hey my feet aren't that big damn you johnny big feet hmm this is not my arm hey your chin feels nice oh no a gunman i'm gonna stab you hey [Music] where good news we were able to save your legs and here they are i'm leaving you jerry you and your inappropriate reactions my mouth tastes like teeth i don't want to be a mother oh no high five hundred daddy oh well hey marshmallow man hey there how do you plead come guilty with your hands up i'm gay hey uh about your new girlfriend what about her she's uh punching my horse you've got too many legs where do babies come from baby gum what hey mr goose what you doing with that noose i love you i have a boyfriend oh no i'm still alive that's my boy no my boy father help what's for dinner my favorite let's get this party started this is a slumber party hello son hello are you ready to die no then i'll come back later oh what kind of dog is he he's french with when i grow up i want to be a doctor just like you oh you're not gonna grow up i'm free we've got you on camera well i got you flowers come on everybody do the whale dance oh my god you're an idiot