Uno mas, thanks. You're Johnny Cage. I loved Citizen Cage when I was a kid. Thanks man, I appreciate it. They should do a reboot.
Nobody wants that. Shit went out in the 90s. Johnny Cage, you have been chosen to fight.
Tell me you're not some crazy fans. How are you doing that? Are you coming or what?
Who the hell am I? It's called Mortal Kombat. It's a fighting tournament. To the death. Fuck that.
This is a war for the fate of your world. Ha ha! You dickheads in or what? I'm not some champion.
I don't have transformer arms. Or shoot lightning bolts. This shit's got nothing to do with me.
I'm an actor. I find you annoying. Not the face!
It's time... to become the hero... you were meant to be.
Alright, you big ugly fuck. It's showtime. Get over here! Only the strong survive.
Finish him! Are you shitting me? You don't have any powers? Just incredibly handsome.