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Overview of the Yakuza Franchise

so the story opens up and of course the little first thing we see is the main theme of the entire franchise beating the [ __ ] out of people the main character of the first six games of the series our man's kiru kazuma is doing collections for loan shark trying to make a name for himself in the yakuza the next night kitty goes out with a sworn brother nishiki the news comes on and they are reporting on the guy kiru recently kicked the [ __ ] out of but it's a murder investigation wait what yeah kidu [ __ ] him up but not nearly enough to kill him we're like 15 minutes in this game and shit's already getting crazy kiri then gets a call from the dojima family hq the family he's sworn to where he's confronted by the family lieutenants spoiler alert they're all dicks from douche bag to [ __ ] boy they are kuze shibusawa and awano kidu tries to say he didn't do it but of course no one [ __ ] listens to reason but then we find out the real reason why the murder is such a big deal the empty lot where the body was found is a special piece of land that the head of the dojima family wants by any means necessary killing [ __ ] extortion snitching out like mamas any means should tell you how significant this patch of dirt really is but now it's a murder scene so you can imagine how everyone thinks you're seriously [ __ ] up you also find out that whatever lieutenant delivers the land gets to be the next captain in the family because kazama kiru's mentor and father figure is currently in jail kira thinks kuze over here on some fishy [ __ ] so he's all like [ __ ] this ultimately decides to leave the yakuza and solve the problem on his own in order to protect his captain and father figure kazama and bring kuze's [ __ ] to light but no one just leaves the yakuza remember the main theme of the series you need to beat the [ __ ] at everyone first so kiryu goes to the family hq beats the [ __ ] out of madyakuza thugs and kuze's punk ass to have a meeting with the head honcho himself dojima one thing leads to another kuze loses a finger and kiru is now a sibby also known as a civilian now kiru is [ __ ] depressed man lost his whole identity he's been framed for murder and he's worried about what's going to happen to kazuma because of all the yakuza politics [ __ ] not to mention it's also reigning and he forgot his umbrella but a mysterious man named tachibana then approaches saying he's been wanting to meet kiru for some time i don't know about you but i don't usually trust strangers that walk up to me knowing my name saying they've been dying to meet me you learn that tachibana is on a mission to disrupt the tojo clan's influence on kamurocho he's the one that's been buying up all the properties within various districts and he's the one that's been having his eyes set on the empty lot as he understands how significant it is to the yakuza's plans then tachibana drops a straight ba on kiru and says there is someone from the tojo that insisted they meet [ __ ] kazuma himself the guy in jail kiru's menser is working behind the scenes to disrupt yakuza's plans is he trying to preserve the captain's seat does he have some other plan to mess with the yakuza we don't know but this [ __ ] is already off the rails so the way yakuza zero works is you are playing two simultaneous stories so this [ __ ] is going to get way more complicated try to keep up i'll do my best to make sense of everything now you're go majima forget everything we just went over with you because this is all different well don't forget it we'll come back to it later just put it put it aside yeah oh over there keep it nice keep it neat you'll need it later so anyway maishima's the manager of the number one cabaret club in sultan bori for those of you that don't know it's like a fancy brothel but no [ __ ] guys spend mad money to sit next to talk to pretty girls while they get drunk wasting money if you ask me but i also didn't grow up in 1980s japan of course it's yakuza controlled imajima's being forced to run the club sagawa this prick in the brown suit is essentially my jim's handler majima's also under constant watch can't leave the city he really got into some [ __ ] three years ago when he and his sworn brother planned to kill a bunch of yakuza from another family that weren't supposed to be killed majima gets jumped by his own family and tortured by his boss bald head and somehow for some way for some reason i have no [ __ ] clue why but majima was back in the family so that's why he's doing this cabaret thing so gawa then has a job for majima one that could get him back in the family he needs to complete a hit on a person named makoto with very little information about his target majima rushes to the supposed place of business for this person only to find a blind woman who thinks majin was a client so instead of killing people he gets a massage the woman's boss arrives during the session he knows majim as a hitman so he sends the blind girl out on aaron imagine my sense is that this is makoto so they whoop the [ __ ] at each other but get interrupted by some random ass cheap suit wearing low level thugs majia finds out this brolic [ __ ] is not actually makoto but oh [ __ ] the blind girl's makoto lee the brolic [ __ ] gets shot trying to protect homegirl she gets kidnapped majin was all like you punk [ __ ] i'm supposed to kill her so he whoops everyone's ass trying to get to her saves her from the cheat suit collective and at this point the girl is [ __ ] terrified i mean she just got kidnapped saved by some random dude she recently gave a massage to her boss got shot might be dead we don't know and she's blind she's blind any traumatizing experience that happens to someone is exponentially worse if they can't see it's facts look it up or don't because i just made it up but it's facts anyway she's [ __ ] terrified so majima is trying to reassure her but is he reassuring her to actually help her since he has a heart of gold or is this false assurance so he can kill her and get back in the family after the classic reflection of the blade scene it all fades to black so as much as you want answers your ass is gonna have to wait because we're going back to cudu remember when i told you to put that stuff aside and keep it neat well we're picking it back up so i hope you kept it neat because then you have to reorganize it before you pick it up but here we go after keith's meeting with tachibana we learned that he starts working as part of tachibana real estate group and in return tachibana starts looking for the real murderer the goal right now is to find the empty lot owner so they can buy it up before the yakuza do so wanna shows up tells nishiki to sit his punk ass down basically tells kiru they didn't know about kazumas and cahoots with tachibana they give kiru till morning to turn in tachibana or they're throwing them on the dojima hit list morning comes guess what kiru ain't no snitch my man's kiddu ain't no [ __ ] at this point the entire dojima family's out to kill him kiru's on the run and dips into the sewer because no one would look for him there right wrong kuze's in there already with a motorcycle ready to run his ass over a [ __ ] motorcycle how do you even get a full-size motorcycle into the sewer and how long was kuze stinking ass they're waiting for him like he probably smells like [ __ ] so even with a motorcycle and a big-ass metal pipe kuze still gets his ass whipped like he didn't learn his lesson the first time like really though this man's can't fight for [ __ ] then kitty runs into a wano awana tries to recruit him makitu is all like i'm not joining your [ __ ] ass i'd rather get shot and he gets to step in when nishiki pulls up nishi's all like get in the car full before they find and kill you they stop in the middle of the force at this point kiru knows nishiki's down some such [ __ ] because guess what he is man pulls a gun and is about to kill his sworn brother and tries to justify it by saying he doesn't want them to capture kiru and torture him there are some fates worse than death nah fam i ain't buying it nishiki you tripping kiru's bad ass self is all like shoot me [ __ ] you won't even tell nishiki to man the [ __ ] up and stop crying let's go kiru i see you do your thing anyway gun goes off nishiki can't shoot nishiki cries some more kids are like i have to do things we're not sworn brothers anymore takes the man's car and just dips like leaves his mans alone in the forest at night and remember this is the 80s cell phone reception isn't that good during this time we're not even sure he even has the phone at this point how the [ __ ] is he going to get back to kamarocho nietzsche you better get to steppen that's cold blood respect now we're back to majima remember that blind girl he was supposed to kill yeah he couldn't do it might be a bad bad man but he's not a bad guy she confirms she's makoto and she's looking for a man with a bad tattoo but we'll say why you go finally to find out that she's actually blind because of the dude with that tattoo this [ __ ] scumbag kidnaps her keeps her ass in a cage and then sells her off to the korean mafia where even more bad stuff happens she now has post-traumatic psychogenic blindness she wants to find the guy to protect other girls but that doesn't explain why the yakuza are after her lee proposes using a body double to save makoto and protect maji's most interest but he refuses because that's some shady [ __ ] that mahji's might not willing to do the next day though the girl that was supposed to be the body double is found dead in the river majima didn't do it lee didn't do it who the [ __ ] did it the phone rings it's an unknown caller offering a trade to majima for the hit majima meets up with hitman nishitani patriarch of the ki jin clan and by the way guys i'm not japanese don't crucify me on these pronunciations i apologize of the omi alliance in return for doing the fake hit nishitani wants the real makoto they fight why wouldn't they nishitani goes to jail maishima tries to feed some [ __ ] to sagawa about the hit but segal is not buying it and the scouts find where makoto is hiding they have no choice but to flee so tambora leaves van they get in the van and bow that [ __ ] is dead so guy was all like why are you [ __ ] with me guy now i have to kill you that's messed up i thought we were cool raises his gun and [ __ ] is a guy who gets shot wait what who the [ __ ] is this guy this is like the fifth person trying to either go after or protect this girl why the hell is she so special mystery man pistol with majima black screen previously in kiwi story some stuff happened i've been talking a lot i'm not gonna repeat myself rewind the video anyway katie's back in comedocho yakuza is still searching everywhere for him and his house is on fire kiru gets found fights off a bunch of homies before getting overwhelmed and right before kuze gets his revenge bam he gets hit by [ __ ] car tachiban is all like get in and they out like out bye felicia after the rescue tachibana is not doing so hot so you go to underground hospital him and his assistant oda are ex-chinese mafia and the camera pans down to show you that tachibana has a bat tattooed on his arm holy [ __ ] tachibana recovers enough to enact a plan to get the yakuza off akiru they're walking straight into the lion's den to make a deal with the heads of the tojo for those that aren't keeping up the tojo are the clan dojima is the family in the clan so they are going even higher than dojima to get this issue solved kira's all like what the [ __ ] are you crazy i was in the yakuza you don't do this [ __ ] but tachiban is about to make an offer no one can refuse straight godfathers the whole [ __ ] by dropping 500 million yen in exchange for kiri's life that's roughly 5 million u.s given variable currency exchange rates and remember this is the 80s 5 million then is like 11 mil us today that's a lot of money for one man's life most kidnappers only want a couple hundred thousand and that's even if the family is rich as [ __ ] and then tachibana says he'll drop another 500 million yen once everyone's officially backs the [ __ ] off that's one billion total and then he says he'll give tojo thirty percent of their commodore profit over a long period of time that is a [ __ ] ton of money when did kids start [ __ ] gold deal goes through killer no longer be hunted by the tojo but let's not forget this is the accuser we're talking about even if you give them mad bread you have to have a brawl after that [ __ ] if you want to get out my man's kid is fired up someone just paid a billion for his ass you can tell because he didn't take the stairs his ass just jumped straight down and he's about to mess everyone up in this [ __ ] guess what he does they get out tachibana informs kiru he finally has a lead on the lot owner turns out this person is in sotombori for those of you who are having a hard time keeping track of the spider web of conspiracy that's also where majima's story is taking place [Music] they also believe shibusawa and the omi alliance are looking for this person so [ __ ] bags [ __ ] road trip or plane i don't know how far it is to sardine boy but hold your damn horses tachibana has more information tachimana says the person who owns the lot as a young woman okay okay a sight impaired young woman so say what huh she's functioning blind you have to wait no you got to be [ __ ] kidding me the woman's name is makoto holy [ __ ] [ __ ] it's starting to come together makoto is being hunted by multiple families in the yakuza and tachibana's crew all for this empty lot in control of kamarocho's pleasure district someone her to sell some want her dead majima and lee want to save her she is the key to this whole [ __ ] [ __ ] storm a conspiracy and treason and punching people let's not forget tachibana has a bat tattoo does he want makoto for the lot or some other reason let's find out but not right now because we're back to majima and the weird mystery man in the nice ass suit in case you forgot majima got knocked out sagawa got shot but apparently he's not dead and this man just walks away of makoto who the [ __ ] is this guy majima gets captured and sagawa beats him to hell for betraying him i mean it's the yakuza sagawa mentions the order to kill makoto came from shimano majima's old boss but no one knows why nishitani might know why but he's in jail in order to get to nishitani masha meets up with a detective who wants them to join a fight club however some of you might remember rule number one we don't talk about fight club the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club second rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club so moving on you do the thing get your ass down in jail and finally meet up with nishitani if this [ __ ] couldn't get any more complicated white suit guy is part of another group an underground operation called the nikki consortium who report directly to the tojo and white suit guy serra is the consortium's president these guys are basically the black ops of the yakuza nobody knows about this [ __ ] nishitani was hired by shibusawa one of the dicks that were going after kiru so majima breaks out of jail after nishtani gets shot multiple times and hall's ass to the consortium hq he finds sarah who says the girl's been passed off to a colleague and for some reason sarah wants to keep makoto safe even though all the other yakuza wanter has captured or dead then we finally learned why this tiny ass plot of the land is so damn important this plot is worth over a billion yen and is the key to the comedocho revitalization project the money and power given to the person who controls this project is said to be immeasurable finally we understand why people are dying and why everyone is going after this chick for this tiny ass plot of land in the middle of this big-ass city so sarah poo's very helpful and bam sakawa bitch-ass shoots him he pulls a business card out of his pocket and it's kidus card since he's working for now wait what sarah's underground tojo clan but is helping kiru who left the dojima family and is now working to stop the yakuza from owning the lot what the [ __ ] is going on well if you're completely lost at this point too bad back to kiru just before majima's recent series of events ketu arrives in sultan bori picks up makoto from sarah and makoto learns that the land was owned by her grandfather who passed away she just wants to get rid of the damn land because everything's going to [ __ ] and everything that's been going on she just wants it to end kiru just wants to keep kazuma safe by helping tachibana so they're both like bet let's get this deal done we out so they're on their way to kamurocho and who decides to show up but shibu sawa man puts a clean bullet through the driver's head and it's a full on shoot on the highway we're way past fists at this point i mean there's a [ __ ] helicopter and a chain gun and a rocket launcher where the [ __ ] do you get a helicopter so with a pistol kiru takes down armored chopper go figure and they hide out in some random construction site oda then loses the [ __ ] and pulls a gun on ketu and says he can't let this girl meet tachibana makoso has to be the baddest blind chick i know because she shanks this [ __ ] easy with her cane kiru puts him on his ass and then this story he gets even more crazy turns out oda has a bat tattoo as well in the same spot on his arm it's a mark of the gang that oda and tachibana were in together before meeting tachibana oda was in some [ __ ] including human trafficking makoto being one of them much later tachiban and oda sibakoto on the news oda recognizes immediately from his job before he met tachibana whereas tachibana recognizes her immediately because she is his sister time out makoto's tachiban's sister oda basically sold his homie sister to the korean mafia before they met that's [ __ ] up guy shibusawa's people find the construction site and rate it pop out a full of holes but luckily kiru and makoto get away if you didn't think so already oda's a real piece of [ __ ] because apparently he was on shibu style's payroll and handing over tips and information to shibu sawa this whole time but now he's dead that's right [ __ ] you odo good riddance back at comedocho everyone's intentions is beginning to be revealed tachibana knew his sister owned the lot and was working with kazama to protect her kazama wants the lot to control the tojo from behind the scenes and keep it away from his rival dojima as tashibana and kiru are planning their next move bam bam kid who gets shot someone hired an assassin to catch her tachibana and kiru gets shot kitty gets patched up and runs into mordojima family while he's looking for tachibana nishi's with him and is all like i won't let these [ __ ] mess with kazamasan you're not getting that lot full let's kick everyone's ass kiru yeah nishiki high fives let's go they have a quick you're my brother i love you moment and then they do the badass rip your shirt off thing and start kicking everybody's ass seriously i need to i need to learn that so tachibana is getting tortured by kuze's men one [ __ ] goes too far and clocks the guy with a sledgehammer a [ __ ] sledgehammer kirin nishki busting kick more ass and they're too late mans took a sledgehammer to the face he's gonna die but before he does kiru learns that dojima is the biggest douchebag of them all dojima is the one who hired the assassin the one that shot kiru and captured tachibana zojima is the one that is trying to drive kazama out of the tojo clan and that is why dojima is the one that framed kiru for murder that's right iwojima hired the assassin to kill the dude after kiru whooped his ass in the empty lot basically kazama brought kiru into the family and superiors take responsibility for underlings that would have major screw-ups so by framing kiru then kazama is going to take the fall for that and potentially have ramifications with the family and that's what dojima is trying to do so tachiban is dead kiru is wicked [ __ ] pissed off and kuze after getting his ass beat down by q for like the tenth time says that the omer trying to get the lot too if the omi get it then they're going to march right into tokyo and have an all-out war with the tojo if you couldn't tell already even within the yakuza things are [ __ ] up so the first time makoto gets to experience her brother and god knows how long he's dead feel for you girl but kiru's got you don't worry but more on that later majima's turn imagine was in kamurocho and meets up with shimano his old boss shimano basically planned the whole thing out knowing majima wouldn't kill the girl and she would end up trusting him now all majima has to do is get the girl get her to sell the land to shimano and manchester's back in the family no one has to die alright cool shimano wants to give it to the omi and then he will run the tojo clan on the side while the omi take over tokyo so let's catch everyone up because i know it's a lot through various means kazama dojima and shimano are all yakuza but they are all trying to get this lot to control the tojo clan in some way shape or form we've been explaining this whole convoluted story and that's it but that's it three people trying to buy land off of one girl and all this [ __ ] happened but obviously the game wouldn't be as fun if it was that simple anyway majima goes searching for mokoto and finds her on a rooftop overlooking the empty lot oh [ __ ] her eyesight's starting to come back that's crazy so since he met her brother i guess whatever emotional trauma that she had is starting to subside and now her eyesight's starting to come back but what's really crazy is how she arranges the meeting with dojima and will sell him the lot but she doesn't want money she wants the heads of his three lieutenants because they're responsible for killing her brother this chick is [ __ ] ice cold respect majima gets there just in time to bam watch makoto get shot and dojima and his people just did as long as no one makes a claim to the land who will care right and dojima can move forward with this project or at least that's what he thinks by killing mokozo as you would guess majima's [ __ ] pissed and annihilates the entire group of thugs at that meeting serious people show up get her to the hospital and thankfully the surgery was successful the girl would live maishima's all like [ __ ] that if doji was around she's not safe and rushes off to finish what pakoda started by himself against the entire family in their hq what's japanese for leroy jenkins because shibusawa delivered makoto he is now the new captain and his first order is to eradicate anyone associated with kazuma and tachibana real estate like hardcore out for blood purge type [ __ ] kiru finds out cosmo's plan all along was to give the girl to sarah so he would become the chairman and help kazama keep dojima's power in check at this point kazuma just wants balance within the tojo and the yakuza kitties are like nah fam oh i have to go warm my people and while doing that runs into koozai again kicks his ass again will this guy [ __ ] give up like who's they take a hint kuze tells kiru they know the girl is alive and this was all part of shibu sawa's plan to learn where the consortium's hq is they're going to raid that [ __ ] they're going to kill everyone majima makes up for the gm hq and prepares to kick everyone's ass kiru makes it for the consortium's hideout and prepares to kick everyone's ass in the middle of a full-on raid naturally everything hits the [ __ ] fan and it gets to the point where we're like how the [ __ ] is ketu still alive not that we weren't saying that already but still kitty punches his way all the way to shibu sawa who has mikosa with him majima punches his way all the way through the dojima hq where he finds a wano he kicks awano's ass earns awano's respect so the man decides to take a bullet for him when the assassin shows up then he takes like six more bullets because [ __ ] it awana is dead now and majima gets to fight the best assassin in asia spoiler assassinating [ __ ] compared to the mad dog of shimano dojima then pulls a gun on majima because he little [ __ ] and can't fight with his fist and right before he pulls the trigger bop it gets shot out of his hand sarah here looking all cool and [ __ ] with this game but you're going to have to wait and see what happens because keith and chibusawa are having a very provocative discussion about titles and legacy and [ __ ] and then sibu saw does this cool rip your shirt off thing and you know it's on after a really intense boss battle you know kiru is out here kicking ass because he's the dragon of dojima right when he's going to let his anger consume him and finish the job kill his first person and become a quote unquote true yakuza and shibu sawa claims nishiki swoops in to save his boy's morality and shibu saw's reign is finally over yet again we switch back to majima for real though if you weren't confused already these last couple chapters doesn't stand best to lose you majima is hell-bent on killing everyone to protect makoto but sarah's trying to talk him out of it for the sake of her conscience majima does the cool thing that heroes do when they're conflicted acting like they don't kill someone but just end up scaring the [ __ ] of them he ends up taking the high road good for you majimo good for you turns out makoto is awake and the deal is done sarah's all like [ __ ] you dojima i got the lot now what [ __ ] was good and with all powerful dojima family can no longer do whatever they want within the tojo and balance has been brought back to the clan before much my leaves sarah gives him a gun and says tell you about shimano to take responsibility for betraying the tojo do you really expect this guy to off himself is majima going to kill him across the shimano meeting with the head of the omi apparently they're working on that deal where shimano is going to pass off the pleasure district to the omi and then take over the tojo but they don't know that [ __ ] got [ __ ] up that's why majim is there to tell him he tells sarah's message to shimano and passes off the gun shimano points the gun back at majima like what the [ __ ] dude really it's like that then pops the omi leader in the head like clean shot but gets blood over the tatami mats so i guess it wasn't so clean shimano still wants to overthrow the tojo but realize he needs to bide his time we'll probably revisit that in a later game and hint wink wink so after all of that one month passes and the chairman of the tojo named sarah as the new captain who heads the commodore to revitalization project kitty wants back into the dojima family for some [ __ ] reason really dude you go through all that and went back in come on kiru but he's determined to walk his own path and create his own style of yakuza so i guess i respect him maishima finally cuts his hair and loses his shirt like what yakuza fans generally expect from his crazy ass and he says goodbye to sagawa makoto is alive and well she can now see and has a crazy ass guardian angel looking after her even though she doesn't actually know who majima is and that's it the first story of an insane series of events for our man's kiryu kazuma now we fast forward to kamarocho 1995. kiru is now lieutenant in the dojima family is extremely well known among yakuza everyone knows the dragon of dojima it's a thing like he should have started a line of merch wasted opportunity kiru the game immediately opens with a huge what the [ __ ] because one of the first things we see is kiru with a gun standing over a dead dojima literally two minutes into this game there's so many questions what the [ __ ] happened why is he just chilling and not running away what's so important about this ring that says yumi we then go back to the previous day for some context kiru rolls up with his homie shinji and our man's is still scouting like homie's eyebrows are forever fixed in this position going to have mad forehead wrinkles when he gets older shinji is a good dude but he a little punk that can't do his own collections we know kira would never pass up an opportunity to help a friend or beat the [ __ ] out of someone so it's a win-win he's gonna get a nice collection for the family as well so if you're a fan of the old office tv show then one might call it a win win win shinji kicks in the door like his [ __ ] ass is actually going to do anything but we all know kiru does the punching and gets the money on his way to drop off the collection this other fool wants to char man's guess what he gets his ass beat too turns out this is one of majima's people majima's moved up in the world since yakuza 0. he's captain the shimano family and patriarch of his own family but this dude is still bat [ __ ] crazy and after some heated woods where kiru decides to go all in on devising a bunch of crazy schemes that get cuter to fight him i'm talking next tier crazy zombies strippers hiding in giant cones typical majima [ __ ] and again all of this just to fight kiru throughout the game kenya makes a stop at his favorite bar sereno and he meets up with his manzaniski and renena while they're talking yumi shows up wait is this the yumi off topic but i need to say it you may got some big ass hands but oh [ __ ] did the developers give her bearpaw so we'd see the ring so going back even further it was yuma's birthday a couple months ago and kedu was one that gave her the ring yes the ring that she's wearing on her big-ass hands the day before the murder and yes the ring that kirito was holding at the murder scene you can clearly see that her and kiru have some chemistry i don't think they're [ __ ] yet but they're probably in that pre-fuck flirt stage where the girls draw it out until the man's blue balls gets obnoxiously painful some of y'all know what i'm talking about you can also see that right now has a thing for nishki but his dumb ass can't even tell he's too busy being irrelevant so back to the day before the murder ketu gives the collection money to his patriarch mentor and father figure kazuma uh this was the guy who was doing all the scheming from jail and yakuza zero some of you might remember that um they chat about sunflower the orphanage that kazuma owns and the same orphanage where nishiki kiru and yumi all grew up but kiru then gets interrupted by a phone call from shinji dojima's [ __ ] ass took yumi and dipped and guess what nishiki's dumbass decided to go after him cosmos all likes to out of it think through this first be smart but kirito is all like nah they're family i'm going and he's out so naturally the weather goes from a light drizzle when keith leaves kazuma's office to a full-on monsoon when he gets to dojima's office he also ran so this is all happening in a matter of minutes which tells you that you know shit's about to go down kiru shows up the office completely dry even though he didn't have an umbrella and nishiki killed the patriarch of the dojima family yumi's all kinds of [ __ ] up because she almost got raped and just witnessed a murder and nishiki looks like he about to cry again the natural hero that kiru is tells nishiki to take yumi and dip he decides to take the fall in order to protect those that are closest to him that's good looks kiru especially since your ass is gonna spend 10 years in jail silver lining that gives you plenty of time to work on your scout before going to jail though kiru gets interrogated by a investigator named data who doesn't believe kiri's [ __ ] story more on him later but while kiru is in jail shinji tells kiru that he's been expelled from the family he also explains that yumi lost her memory and went missing the day after the murder nishiki also begins his downward spiral as he learns everyone thinks he's useless he lost kiru yumi and his sister died and now his sole focus and ambition is moving up and yakuza ranks by any means necessary he basically let the dark side that force consume him but he is the patriarch of his own family now fast forward 10 years later and q finally gets out on parole now think about this for a second everything kira is about to do and he's on parole doesn't check in with his parole officer once by the way just violates it in every way possible for the rest of this game but of course no one no one cares all the heads of the tojo clan meet up and we learned that the 10 billion yen from the yakuza safe has been stolen kiri's finally back in kamurocho before leaving jail he got a letter from kazuma that told them to go to a specific club so they could speak however kazuma couldn't meet because the chairman sarah yeah he's dead he got murdered everything in the tojo is completely [ __ ] and a turf war is starting to brew you learned that nietzsche betrayed the cosmo family and is trying to go independent with backing from the omiya lines shinji is currently a lieutenant for nishiki but he's undercover monitoring the situation kazuma your next opportunity to meet with cosma is during sarah's funeral the following day you sneak into the tojo hq and finally get a chance to sit down with your old mentor he's about to tell you some important [ __ ] about yumi and bam kazuma got sniped naturally everyone hears the gunshot and instead of realizing the bullet came from the window shimano and his goons automatically blame kiru for shooting his own patriarch this of course coming right after he gets blamed for shooting the dojima patriarch ketu doesn't help his case by throwing one of shimano's people through the window that had the bullet hole in it and after kazuma tells kitty to take care of yumi and the tin bill kiru is rushing to get the [ __ ] out of the tojo hq shimano tries to stop him and the entire clan watches kiru kick his ass all the while nishiki's just chilling watching the whole thing go down man's being extra suss right now just when kiru is totally [ __ ] with nowhere to go who else but date that detective from before yeah he rolls up in his busted ass hoopty of a car and saves our mans we learned that data got demoted and lost his wife and daughter because he was too focused on kiru's case and the fact that it never sat right with him you know typical detective [ __ ] now he's investigating series murder and the missing 10 billion and wants kiru to help him kinu pays reina a visit and learns she doesn't know anything about yumi however reina did meet yumi's long-lost sister mizuki five years after yumi's disappearance and thinks that she now runs a bar called eddies reyna suggests meeting up with a bar keeper at bacchus because he would know where eddie's is ketu heads tobaccos to find a straight murder scene the patrons are dead bartender's dead how the [ __ ] does kiru keep ending up in these situations he hears a noise and there's a scared little girl with a gun she says everyone was like this when she got here and she's looking for her mom as they leave the bar they come across a scared hungry little puppy doggo is being beat up by some pricks with tiny dick syndrome and naturally we need to kick all their asses so kira not only beams this dude with a [ __ ] rock but proceeds to kick the entire gang's ass that's right don't [ __ ] with doggo we get a little homie something to eat and add them to the crew we also learned that haruka the little girl snuck out of the orphanage in order to look for her mom who is her only family other than her aunt yumi wait what aunt yumi the same umi we're looking for that would be very convenient coincidence also a little too convenient is as soon as we get this very interesting information little girl picks the perfect time to pass out so now we have to take her back to serena after haruka comes too we learned that aunt yumi used to deliver letters from haruka's mother while she was at the sunflower orphanage the same orphanage that kiru and yumi are from and haruka's mother's name is mizuki oh damn so the mother haruka is looking for is the same person kiru is looking for in order to find yumi and yumi apparently is aunt yumi convenient coincidence indeed good news is that haruka knows where eddie's is but she wants to go with kitty to look for her mother so not only does cudu dealing with all the yakuza conspiracy that could very well get him killed he also has to babysit this small child that will probably make [ __ ] ten times more complicated so they get to eddie's find a picture of mizuki confirming she's the bar owner and huruka shows kiru the pendant yumi gave to her the last time they met that's a call saying yumi and mizuki are the ones who stole the 10 billion what the omi also show up saying that they want the girl kitty's eyebrows say nah fam you fighting me first you already know kirito beats down like 10 umi in the getaway the next day kiru and data regrouping at serena when shinji calls saying he's on the run with kazuma good news i guess that means kazuma is still alive so kiryu needs info on this whole situation and the only lead he has is an underground information broker that is said to hide out in a place called purgatory basically you get in by going through the secret door in a bathroom that leads to a homeless camp but what's underneath the homeless camp is a full-on high-class love den casino and fight club money woman and cage fighting what else could a rich japanese businessman want you walk into the broker's office which is easily the nicest office i've ever seen in my life i mean come on the guy has a [ __ ] full story aquarium in his underground office they call him the florist not sure why maybe he likes flowers but you know he's powerful as [ __ ] fun fact any fat guy who can afford to live his life in a fancy-ass road without his shirt is powerful as [ __ ] so the florist knows everything and he has a full-on network built into comedocho if you watch my like a dragon review he's basically this game's gobi jewel you can't pay for the info so you have to make a deal to do what kiru does best punch people after winning the fight club tournament for the florist you're about to get some information but data shows up and he's been shot hadooka has also been kidnapped like he didn't even try to protect her not a good look for japanese law enforcement the florist tells you that the van that took haruka went to the batting cages why the hell would a kidnapper take someone this important to the batting cages that doesn't make any sense it might imagine his crazy asses behind it majima gets his crew to kidnap this girl that everyone is after and shoots a cop because he wants to fight kiru maishima don't even give a [ __ ] about this 10 billion or how this girl is being hunted by the omi he just wants to fight kiru this [ __ ] guy so majima gets his fight you kick his ass and even though he has a knife a bat and 10 homies to help him it's not that difficult of a fight but then majima gets stabbed because he refuses to let anyone kill kiru but him whose mans is this come come get your mans so after all that you get haruka and go back to serena haruka explains that while kira was fighting majima someone came into the room while she was tied up and freed her told her that take care of the pendant because it's worth 10 billion yen is this thing the key to finding the stolen money the stranger also told haruka to tell ketu about the pendant so after some side stories explaining how the floor some random yakuza head and dots are all [ __ ] fathers you are taken to a scene where dante's in the meeting with his police chief police chief basically says to drop the case and dante just leaves because he knows the whole thing is sus two other detectives come out of the closet once date leaves wonder how long they were in there and described that data's friend who could only be kiru as a kidnapper someone filed a missing person's report on huruka no one knows who but the order came from the top this whole thing reeks of collusion and corruption and naturally no one including cops can be trusted at this point packet serena dates shows key to a picture of a dead woman who recently turned up a dead woman who has the exact same flower tattoo as mazuki no kiri notices the tattoo signature is the same guy who did his tattoo so he goes to follow up only to find out that it wasn't the guy who did his tattoo but very likely a copycat artist a tattoo artist then gets a call but it's for kidu weird it's nishiki nishiki he says he needs to talk to kiru at serena tomorrow night data and kiru are wanting to keep hadooka safe and discuss sending her to purgatory hadouk is all butt hurt because kitty went looking for mizuki by himself and she's refusing to go because she's a selfish child who doesn't understand how complex this [ __ ] show really is she starts blaming everyone for saying that they're just using her to get this money kiru tries to literally slap some sense in this child he just met and is trying hard not to tell her that mizuki might be dead he asked her to believe in him even though he just slapped the [ __ ] out of her but instead she's all like if you're gonna do whatever the [ __ ] you want then i guess i'm gonna do what the [ __ ] i want too and then she just dips like that's not gonna cause anybody any more problems here and data go through this whole ordeal trying to track her down and they end back up as stardust the club kedu first went to when he left prison bet she never saw this coming huduku got her ass kidnapped again and kiru has to fight mad dudes to save her again and right when kyu is about to get some info because these dudes are not actually yakuza but another organization bam homie gets shot of course he does so while haruka is bleeding from a gunshot wound heard and kiru makes sure to take some time to have a heart-to-heart where kiru tells haruka about her mom for a little girl who's been shot and her mom is dead she takes it surprisingly well tate decides to follow up on the badge that home he's wearing and they finally get haruka to purgatory apparently it took a bullet wound to convince her dante tells kydu to go have some fun with haruka since they've been through so much in such a small period of time so instead of bringing the young girl to an arcade or a movie or literally anything else appropriate for a small child kiru thought huh it might be a good idea to bring her to a secret gambling den the bookie's just like us and i was like dude you have a [ __ ] kid and kiru goes [ __ ] it we're on a field trip and proceeds to let hadoop make the bets because for some [ __ ] up reason she knows exactly how to play this game without any instruction whatsoever by the way don't listen to her she sucks at this game however it's not entirely her fault because the book is using rigged dice conveniently the bookie has a whole crew of security waiting in the next room and they blame kyudu for cheating even though he never touched the dice so you kick the [ __ ] out of everyone while hoodoo is just chilling in the corner and then you head back great field trip kiru next time try mini golf you finally meet nishki for the first time since saving his ass and spending 10 years in prison he has his hair all slicked back because he thinks he's cool as [ __ ] probably uses way too much hair gel and he thinks he has the balls to demand kiru hand over the girl and the pendant you learn that nishiki continue to [ __ ] up as his people are the one that killed mizuki while they were torturing her it's [ __ ] up nishiki's all like give me the pendant i won't do you wrong the whole tojo clan is at war but our man's kedu fire is back like [ __ ] your war this pendant is all haruka is left over mom you ain't getting [ __ ] and then if it couldn't get any more [ __ ] up nishiki admits to shooting kazuma bam naturally kiru dicks the [ __ ] at anishki for trying to kill their father figure and on top of all that nishiki shows kiru the buck he planted on shinji nishi's all like i can't trust anyone i'm going to the top of the tojo clan no matter what we're not brothers anymore honestly he probably still mad because kiwi left his ass on the force during yakuza 0. so this [ __ ] guy betrays kiru shoots kazuma and is trying to kidnap this little girl and then sends a full hit squad swords and all to take out our mans key [ __ ] up the crew in the bar then he gets hyped to [ __ ] up the crew in the alley you can tell because again kitty refuses to take the stairs naturally just like their boss nishi's crew is a bunch of little [ __ ] and cutie slow walks out there because that's what bad asses do then there's an explosion at purgatory kitty rushes in to find that data got beat down again and the floor still can't find a shirt i guess i should have mentioned that haruka also got kidnapped again seriously can no one accept kiru take care of this little girl this time a gang grabbed the girl and after throwing some people into boom boxes and crashing a nightclub kedu learns the snake flower triad now has the girl this group is no joke they're basically chinese mafia who captured and tortured the [ __ ] out of kydu 12 years prior like straight up turn his ass into a living pin cushion voodoo doll level torture while kiru is on his way to save haruka shimano is meeting with the chinese to make a deal for the girl then terrata the omihead walks in [ __ ] shimano's conniving bald ass is still trying to deal with the omi and screw the tojo god damn it kitty gets the snake flower try at hq why wouldn't it be a chinese restaurant everything starts cool when kiru simply says he's there to see the guy that's been torturing him but all of a sudden man pulls out an assault rifle from behind the [ __ ] host station homie has to reload because he can't shoot so naturally kiru throws a dead [ __ ] body across the lobby and beams this guy with it the body is at least 150 pounds and this man tosses it at least seven eight feet in the air do you even lift bro naturally he doesn't take kylie to be a shot at so keto [ __ ] kung pao chickens the entire restaurant staff all the gang members and let's not forget they all have chinese broadswords and guns but [ __ ] it kiru has hands he fights his way to boss man who has haruka lao kalong says that they were really after the girl and no one knows her true value so you know that even more fishy [ __ ] is up because he thinks he's cool and you can't just pick up a weapon he has to kick it and do some cool kung fu twirl thing but it doesn't matter because again kiru has hands you whip lao's ass and save the girl but the cops don't care because they're stupid and they're always getting in the way so instead of being all like geez kiru you saved the girl appreciate you they say you're under arrest for kidnapping answer me this pseudo why the [ __ ] would kiru beat down the entire snake flower triad just to rekidnap a girl that got kidnapped from him exactly your [ __ ] doesn't make sense data has the same thoughts so he tries to give it to sudo but sudo dumbass is all like i'm just following orders why is it every time someone's just following orders they're [ __ ] up can someone explain that to me data is like [ __ ] it and let's kid you out of prison anyway not sure why the jail cell has these tiny ass willy wonka doors and he tells kiru that the case is getting deeper than they all think the badge that daze was investigating apparently it belongs to an underground government organization called the ministry intelligence agency or mia they report directly to the cabinet which is like a high political office and they are run by some guy named jingu we're basically on cia level [ __ ] at this point we also find out that the dead body with a flower tattoo wasn't actually mizuki haruka's mother's still out there turns out during this conversation they are getting tail the entire time great detective work dante and just like in yakuza 0 the entire highway turns into a gunfight with a shitty little snub-nose revolver kiru takes out multiple cars motorcycles and a full-size semi-truck i guess the snake flower triad could afford semis and rocket launchers but didn't have shibu saw's budget for helicopters shinji informs kiru that nishiki is somehow getting insider intel so they asked the floors to help investigate turns out aina the serena bar owner is a [ __ ] snitch they go to the bar to confront her but she's not there she left a letter of confession apology and tries to explain how she was willing to do anything to get nishki to love her back why does love make people so [ __ ] stupid anyway the letter mentions that she wants to take responsibility for everything and doesn't give any more detail conveniently though shinji calls immediately after you finish reading the letter and says reina called nishiki to serena and tried to shoot him apparently she can't shoot because her and shinji are currently on the run qiu fights his way through multiple buildings fully yakuza and finally gets the shinji who's been shot the general the nishikiyama family rolls up and tosses a dead reina on the floor no but you know they [ __ ] up because then kiru goes full on super saiyan kiwi beats the hell out of a dude who spends the entire boss fight dueling pistols but shinji's not looking so good he tells kiru that kazuma is with his girl akemi and right before taking his last breath gives kiru back the ring he originally gave to yumi at the beginning of the game shinji's gone yo that's damn the florist gives kiru a tip that akemi could be at shangri-la the number one soap land in kamurocho if you've been paying attention shangri-la might sound familiar because fun fact that is where ichi from like a dragon was born so with brothel membership in hand you decide to take this nine year old on another field trip i guess the gambling then wasn't exciting enough the host has the same idea we do and is like you can't have kids here kitty doesn't even say [ __ ] you he just one punch man's a [ __ ] marble statue and goes we good and you thought kiru couldn't get any more bad ass do you know how hard a [ __ ] solid marble statue is you meet with a kemi and learn that shinji was working with terraria the head of the omi and they're supposed to go to shibara wharf hold up the head of the omi is actually helping kazuma and kiru akemi also mentions that not only is nishiki after the 10 billion yen but he's also after sarah's will this is huge because if nishiki can destroy or alter that will he can make himself the head of the tojo because why the [ __ ] would we allow kiru to have a peaceful conversation majima of all people drives multiple [ __ ] trucks straight into the shangri-la front door again all of this just so he could fight kiru majiman gets his fight he gets his ass kicked again why doesn't anyone take a hint kirito and haduka show up at the wharf and huruka mentions terraria was the man who saved her at the batting cages and told her about the pendant what apparently kazuma is doing his best lonely island impression because he's on a boat and he and kitty have a conversation that blows this whole thing wide open like nuclear level story bombs start getting dropped everywhere terrada used to be a hitman like kazuma and is probing the tojo as a favorite to kazuma bam mizuki isn't yumi's sister mizuki is yumi bam mizuki has been yumi's alternate identity for the past five years bam because all of this haruka's mother is actually yumi bam jingu the mia guy is actually haruka's father bam bam heemi lost her memory after dojima was murdered and kazuma took her in to try to help she saw a picture of nishiki and flipped the [ __ ] out this means cosmo knew who really killed dojima this whole time bam as far as jingu is concerned he and sarah were always close typical dirty politician getting backed by yakuza type stuff that's how he met yumi yubi still had her memory issues and a hole in her heart but didn't know who she loved before the incident she decided to fill that hole in another hole if you know what i'm saying when jingu and haruka was born then jingu got a proposition to marry the prime minister's daughter which would be a huge for his political career and him and yumi aren't married yet because yumi's a real one she decided to step down because she wanted what was best for jingu as jingu's power grew he went off the [ __ ] deep end and asked sarah to kill yumi and haruka so word of the scandal would never get out that's seriously [ __ ] up dude that's your [ __ ] child and the mother of your child that you once loved there's going to be a special place in healthy your ass so sarah springs a [ __ ] hitman on yumi but thankfully cosmo's there to stop it and that whole situation is when yumi's memories come flooding back kazama talks some much needed scents into sarah and they decide to put yumi and haruka into hiding they put haruka in sunflower kazama's orphanage and create the mizuki identity for yumi oh by the way that 10 billion yumi stole that was never tojo money that was jingu's money that tojo had been laundering bam just when everything is starting to get really good shimano shows up he's pissed because terrata betrayed him there's a full-on brawl going on between the shimano and kazama families and they're over here throwing [ __ ] grenades at a boat like they're egging a house where'd you get all those grenades and how the [ __ ] is that boat not sinking kiru's pissed now because yet another peaceful conversation was interrupted plus the suit's all wet don't know how the [ __ ] the fat guy nine-year-old child and the guy who can barely walk got off the [ __ ] boat but i guess it doesn't matter because kitty is about to beat the [ __ ] at everyone anyway after getting straight disrespected by our man's kidu shimano chucks a grenade at kazuma and haruka terada shoots shimano down immediately not sure where that was during the massive brawl tear out our good looks and even though this huge explosion hit them point blank haruka is completely fine and kazama somehow still has all of his limbs but he is pretty [ __ ] up kazama then continues to drop even more bombs on the story the money wasn't just stolen by yumi kazama and sera did it in order to out jingu bam yumi is at eddie's right now bam kazama has sarah's will and gives it to kiru bam kazama killed kiru's pants what kazama killed kiru's parents bam and sunflower was actually an orphanage for the children whose parents were killed by kazama bam bam bam oh [ __ ] there is so much going on right now i can't handle so even though kazama killed the parents of kirunishkiyumi and god knows how many other kids kiru doesn't even care because to him kazuma is his father but the man did just eat a grenade so after that long-ass conversation he finally decides to die kiri's father figure the only man he ever looked up to is now dead big rips pseudo's dumb ass finally wises up and starts working with da tai to piece together much of the information kitty who learned from kazuma kitty and honuka finally get to eddie's they finally found yumiya and all three of them have a very touching reunion only to get interrupted by the [ __ ] himself jingu this [ __ ] then takes a gun out and with no hesitation shoots at haruka kills that guy and takes the bullet for the little girl there's a pretty lengthy conversation in dick measuring contest about political power and other related [ __ ] but it basically boils down to jingu wanting to give the 10 billion to the omi to destroy the tojo and then use his political power and only influence in order to take everything over he's also the one that has been playing nishiki this whole time including the assassination of sarah nishiki killed serra tarata shows up to help out but he continues to be useless because jinger already bought off the ome without his knowledge yumi pulls out a [ __ ] bomb and says try me you not getting this [ __ ] money kiru then pulls out sarah's will to announce that he kiru the [ __ ] dragon of dojima is seda and cosma's choice to be the next chairman of the tojo clan oh [ __ ] really going to take over the tojo let's go kiddo the future chairman then beats the [ __ ] out of all of jingu's people but conveniently mia spec ops decide to repel it off at helicopters as soon as kid is done fighting we finally think kiru has some help when data and sudo show up but they can't do [ __ ] because they're getting shot at so again it's ketu versus a bunch of guns but [ __ ] it kiru has hands these hands proceed to beat the [ __ ] out of the entire spec ops team and jingu good riddance but let's not forget someone still needs to put nishki in his place and he conveniently shows up to eddie's all like i'm gonna do whatever it takes to be on top of the tojo i loved you me but she never cared about me i'm gonna change my fate shut the [ __ ] up nishiki kiru says you catch these hands too and then proceeds to give them nishki turns out nishiki wasn't ready because this boss battle is actually surprisingly easy if you're good at the rush style so pro tip nishiki gets his ass kicked kiri recovers a pendant and finds out that his picture is in it even through amnesia yumi still had faint memories of kiru and the power of love kept her going during her darkest hour and after another touching moment we find out that the pendant was the key to the vault that housed the 10 billion yen and if you didn't know already 10 billion yen is a [ __ ] load of money no wonder everyone's out here killing each other you me out here ready to blow the whole thing sky high but then kiru gets shot i thought we already beat everyone up again no one can take a hint and jingu's back right when he's ready to kill kiru hadooka decides to play hero gun goes off oh [ __ ] he did not just shoot her oh damn yumi took the bullet what the [ __ ] jingu then points the gun back at kiru and this time nishiki shanks the [ __ ] out of jingu nishiki's tight because jinglu played him and then proceeds to shoot the bomb with him and jingle in the vault boom bomb goes off it looks like the entire floor goes up in smoke but somehow the money isn't destroyed it just rains out of the building also the room everyone's in got blown the [ __ ] up but apparently the blast didn't do anything to kiru yumi or haruka shout out to video game logic everything is not okay because yumi still has a bullet in her kittu and yumi finally confess their love to each other kiru gives the ring back and there's another very touching moment that makes you feel for the whole group yumi doesn't make it though and haruka just lost her mother and after all of that these dumb ass cops are still putting guns at him really really at least kiru still has the chairman position to look forward to right wrong just how has dumbass decided to go back to the tojo after yakuza 0 kiru is over here trying to get out of the tojo at the end of this game within a matter of minutes kiri was inducted as the chairman of the tojo clan but then immediately announced his resignation and retirement from the yakuza kiru is once again a civilian he named terrara the useless ex-omi head to be his successor so there you have it everyone who is once close to kiru is dead he gave up on being the head of the tojo and he has to take care of this girl who isn't even his my man's really got the short end of the stick for the last 10 years and probably for the next 10 until this girl has finally grown up and can move out also i stopped liking haruka during the final cutscene because she just decides to up and leave doggo like in the middle of the city lil homie was loyal to you this entire game after you nursed him back to health and now you just go on abandon him and she wants to use this [ __ ] excuse like oh i want him to find his mother nah haruka that's not cool shout out to doggo comedoch in the early 1980s everybody's living it up i mean it's the 80s but there's a sketchy looking dude in a trench coat that literally no one notices for real i'll be all like yo that guy's got a gun we gotta bounce yeah he definitely got a gun but we know nothing else at this point he works his way through the building and hears gunshots what the [ __ ] is kazama doing shooting people dying guy tells his trench coat dude to get his child who's trapped in the room on fire he finds his child with his mother and tries to help she's like nah fam and tries to jump out the window he stops her and she's all like why don't you let us die homie literally slaps at her says don't throw your kid's life away and right after that she gives the kid up black screen now it's current day kamarocho and kashiwagi got a nice ass office upgrade and is in the millennium tower even with his nicest office he's stressed out because terada the ex-owning chair is now tojo chair you guys might remember that from the last game he knows it's about to go down because these two groups do not like each other also millennium tower some real [ __ ] is going down because someone we don't know is talking to someone else we don't know about fireworks and vengeance and kamadocho in a sea of flames we learned they have a common goal but the two people are not necessarily on the same team finally we get to see our man's kidu and his badass dragon tattoo haruka's are growing up and uncle cass continues to look out for her it's been a year since the events of the last game and kiru and huruka make regular trips to the graves of those they lost today is one of those days the nice thing about this game is it gives you optional recap of yakuza 1 in case you don't remember and completely missed it but we're not going to talk about that because we already did a full video on it really why are you still watching this if you haven't seen my kiwami one video yet while at the cemetery terada shows up to speak with kidu terah plans to swear an oath with the current omichir goda in order to prevent a war since the debacle of the last game the tojo are in complete shambles and can't handle any more wars right now kiri's are like i'm a civilian now and the yakuza are my past then bam tata get shot by the omi even though they all have guns kitty whips everyone's ass but it doesn't matter tarana takes another bullet that looks fatal tarara asks kiru to take a letter to chairman goda and on the way to the hospital terada dies for a small child haruka sees a lot of death and destruction how is she not doing serious therapy right now but she's also smart and says she'll stay at sunflower orphanage until kiru does what he needs to back at tojo hq kiru shares the letter with lady dojima acting chairwoman of the clan since terada died and if the name sounds familiar she's the widow of the same dojima that got killed in the last game after some heated arguments about war and clan's survival kiru's are like no disrespect but [ __ ] you i'm going no matter what i promise terada i still need to atone for nishiki's [ __ ] ups in the last game sorry your husband is dead the captains don't agree with the plan because the suicide mission but for no reason at all lady lujima pulls out a [ __ ] sword and is all like kiru's risking his life for this anyone who objects pull up that's a big dick power move i need to start doing that at work just whip out a katana every time someone tries me before going to see go to kitty request to speak with dojima's son daigo kiri believes that he can rebuild with tojo but lady dojima says he's nothing but a drunk fool now the traditional way of meeting people in this game that ensues you find daigo daigo's people are dicks so you kick their asses you try to talk to daigo he doesn't listen so you beat him until he does like i said before kiru believes daigo can save the tojo clam and wants him to hold it down in kamurocho while he goes to speak with goto but daigo said [ __ ] that i have a score to settle daigo went to jail for five years after making a move on the umi and blames him for messing up his life when he got got by ryujugoda the patriarch of the guerrilla clan and chairman goda's son basically daigo got baited into a fight but was sent to jail instead because the cops were waiting and he was carrying they make it to kansai also known as sultan bori you guys might remember yakuza 0 and they have a knights of kill before their meeting kiru decides to stop at the grand yes the same grand that majimarani accuses zero because kiru attracts these kinds of situations there are a bunch of dicks making a ruckus at a nearby table their boss is this nasty looking fable one mutton shop having d-bag that's beating the [ __ ] out of his own people because they called him the dragon of kansai as always kiru steps in the homies try him they get dropped on pianos boss man is super impressed by keith whipping everyone's ass and offers to buy him a drink kitty's all like [ __ ] your drink until boss man mentions he's with the go ryu clan then he introduces himself as ryuji goda wait you telling me daigo got got by muttonshot man kiru shares his name but then [ __ ] gets really intense you can tell because golda's eyes get squinty on the unnecessary close-up kiru denies being the dragon of dojima though to protect his identity somehow goda falls for that [ __ ] come on man how many kiru cosmos do you know then ryuji proceeds to share all kinds of confidential information with this complete stranger dragon of kansai pisses ryuji off because kansai part he says that there should only be one dragon and aims to take out the dragon of dojima with a fireworks show on kamedocho he's basically telling the stranger that a war between omi and tojo is about to begin weird flex maybe back in kaminocho bam the top floor of the millennium tower kashiwagi's nice ass office goes up in flames everyone sees the news report including weird old dude from the first scene 20 years ago sudo is still with the police and he thinks there's a foreign group involved with the incident and says data is the only one who can handle it looks like we're getting our old cop buddy back back in susan boy we are introduced to ke oru sayama a detective with osaka pd we also meet captain besho police chief asayama's division he got a call about kiru and they need to put him under protective custody because if kiru goes down the war is definitely happening after some pleading sayama gets the assignment to watch over kiru kiru and daigo meet up at omihq we find out kashiwagi is okay but obviously he's working from home now because his office doesn't exist anymore in the meeting with the omi heads we finally meet jin goda chairman of the ome alliance takashima the guy who took turata's place and sengoku a creeper troll looking [ __ ] that you'll quickly learn to hate naturally the meeting starts off heated [ __ ] blames the chairman for siding with tengu in the last game to take over the tojo interestingly enough though that was an independent act by ryuji and his clan and not the omi as a whole the hit on tirada was also orchestrated by ryuji seriously chairman goda needs to get his son on a leash because he is [ __ ] the whole thing up while flying that omi sigil chairman explains that omi is too large to control and there's a rift between the old heads who make smart decisions and the impatient young brats like sengoku and ryuji chairman just wants balance between the omi and the tojo and is willing to help the tojo rebuild chairman goda accepts the letter and the offer of an alliance and just as everything seems to be looking up ryuji crashes the meeting to screw it all over daigo tries to get his but then he gets his and ryuji declares an all-out coup because it's kiru he fights his way out but before leaving he stops to kick ryuji's ass real quick to allow daigo and chairman go to time to get away ryuji does the bad guy thing like you haven't seen the lust of me and scampers off like a little [ __ ] then with perfect late timing the cops show up i guess the soccer pd is just as useless as tokyo pd sayama shows up and puts our mans under arrest didn't even read ms wright's dates at tokyo pd to meet up with sudo and we find out that trench coat guy from the first scene is inspector kawara from foreign affairs he's also with the chief of foreign affairs kurahashi they suspect a foreign group is involved with the omi and has a hand in torada's murder as well as the millennium tower bombing they've been monitoring chatter including conversations had between ryuji and the foreign mafia and they need data to get intel on kazuki the stardust club owner from the last game ryuji met with kazuki not too long ago and kazuki is korean they don't know if he's korean mafia but you know cops and their racial profiling we then see kiru with sayama and the arrest was just a cover to get him off of haomi hq and kiru learns that he is under protective custody however doesn't seem like sayama can protect [ __ ] because kiru is the one that actually knows as a sniper and even though the bullet holes are perfectly lined up with kiri's shoulder the bullet ends up in sayama's shoulder instead of a hospital or a clinic or any other treatment center sayama says go to a bar so kiri's dumb ass goes to the bar alone and has a full conversation with the lady there he tells her about the gunshot and she's thinking the exact same thing we are why the [ __ ] did you leave her in the car kita goes back to get her home girl gets her shoulder fixed and while she's resting kiru gets a drink yes you don't get that kind of service out of hospital you learn that bar lady is the one that raised sayama and once she wakes up sayama tells you that the snipers aren't ryuji's style someone else ordered the hit but didn't want to kill because we also learned that the bullet is smaller than a traditional sniper round kiru goes looking for information on the bullet and finds out it's from the omi's takashima family then we see takashima talking to the sniper confirming it was a non-lethal shot and making sure kiru could trace the bullet back to them he wants kedu to know that he can't trust anyone what the [ __ ] is going on whose side is takashima on back to kiru the info dealer gets a call made conversation and said there's a huge bounty on kitu's head because they're stupid and don't know our mans they try to collect spoiler they catch these hands the info dealer also catches a mahjong piece straight to the middle of his forehead before telling kiru that sengoku put the hit on him turns out sengoku and ryuji are in a race to take out kiru and because then goku can't fight he's willing to pay mad bread for whoever finishes the hit kid heads back to the bar where sayama is and eves drops like a sneaky boy before he walks into the bar so yama's tight because the bar lady won't tell her about her parents but saman knows they have something to do with the tojo so yama is really on this key to assignment so she can get closer to the tojo and possibly some information about her parents imbecile calls and tells kydu that daigo and chairman goto have been kidnapped who would have seen that coming they were kidnapped by a gang speaking a foreign language and the car had kaminocho plates you know what that means road trip back to kamurocho before kiru leaves sayama freaks out and is all like [ __ ] jurisdiction i'm coming with you but when they get to kaminocho she knocks out she's running a serious fever after the procedure so kiru swoops in like the hero that he is and brings her to not a hospital not a clinic or any other treatment center he brings it to another bar seriously kiru brings her to serena the main bar from the last game it's been abandoned since the owner got killed a year ago but somehow the electricity bill is still getting paid kiru then gets a call from daigo's kidnapper and says to meet him at the amano building kiru has time to debrief the tojo heads and they ask shindo the current head of the nishikiyama family to help kiru since that's his territory shindo and that entire family are still butthurt about what kiru did in the last game and refuses to help even though he completely acknowledges the fact that nishiki was a traitor and brought all that [ __ ] on himself it's clear nishiki's crew is just as [ __ ] clueless as he is the tojo still need help with the impending war kira has an idea but more on that later kiru gets back from tojo hq and siam is feeling better i guess the water's still running in the abandoned bar too because she was able to take a shower you also know she wants it because she just does the whole whoops my towel fell while putting on different clothes right in front of kiru doesn't dug behind a bar nothing kiri's a good boy though and looks away respect he's not all good boy though and calls her out on the motivation to come to kamarocho and finds out that 10 years ago sayama overheard bar lady talking on the phone and said the tojo made seyama's life hell but since then she refuses to say anything else about the topic sayama became a cop to hopefully uncover the truth about her parents kiru makes a stop at purgatory to get help from tojo desperately need but the place is completely different however the underground brothel casino cage fighting it's still all there so rich japanese men still have something to do kitty returns to the floor's nice ass office but the florist isn't there the whole operation has been head up by the mad dog himself majima went from yakuza patriarch to president of majima construction and took over the florist place after he contracted with tokyo pd to do intel for them kiru pleased for mahjiman to come back and help the tojo but he adamantly refuses unless keith can do the one thing majin's twisted heart yearns for another fight but in traditional florist fashion it's a cage fight this time because majima is the one guy in this entire franchise that really cannot take a hint kiri whoops his ass for the 100th time and we're only on like the second game afterwards majimi explains how tirado was not the kind of yakuza that everyone thought and basically pushed the old guard out majima bailed because he's the real one and didn't want to deal with all the [ __ ] as kira is on his way to the monobuilding date and kiwara are scoping out stardust the club kazuki's running they chat and feed him some fake intel which spurs kazuki to dip that's extra sus so they chase his ass all the way to the exact same spot ketu is sent to meet the kidnapper what the [ __ ] there are two kazuki's the classic no i'm the real one goes down kamala's ready to shoot the guy who thinks he's fake but dante tells him to chill as soon as kawawa looks away impostor kazuki pulls out dual pistols shoots kara in the real kazuki fake kazuki is the one that called kiru and planned to lure him the two cops and the real kazuki to that spot in order to kill everybody datte tries to shoot homie but the ex-cop can't shoot and grazes the man's head thankfully sayama can shoot but fake kazuki's dead and kid who can't get any information on daigo the group dips before the cops arrive and they actually bring the injury to a real clinic this time instead of a bar kazoo is real [ __ ] up so the doctor starts to work on him kido and data take some time to go back to their old bar to debrief and we learned that besho used to work in kaminocho as kawawa's partner a long time ago we also learned that kawara is ruthless and just kills illegal immigrants that resist arrest each time it gets cleared up but this has given him the reputation in the name killer kawara kiru then comes back to the clinic to check on kazuki when two thugs bust in and deck the [ __ ] at a doctor they're looking for the fake kazuki but he he did on the way out they deck the [ __ ] asayama kiru doesn't take too kindly that so he proceeds to beat the [ __ ] out of both of them kawa then puts a gun to the guy's head we learn they are korean and from the jingle mafia this is a foreign group working with the omi and the ones that kidnapped daigo and goda back at serena dase finds out he's wanted for murder for the shooting at the amano building surveillance cameras picked up the firing his gun but the camera angles super sus so i don't know about that one sudo is also thinking that's a little sus but naturally the higher ups don't give a [ __ ] because they're just trying to avoid a media [ __ ] storm not to mention they found his bullet from that terrible shot he took during the incident great cop work good job tokyo pd kitty only knows one person who can track down daiko and gives his old friend the floors to visit flores got an upgrade and now works out a millennium tower room's got a lot more tvs but i like his old office better because it's got the big ass fish tank in the elevator i'm also a bigger fan of his old outfit you know he lost some power when he had to trade in the power rogue for the police uniform the flores explains that the video incriminating dante was submitted behind his back meaning homies got a mole they finally get a location on daigo but now the system is getting hacked the floors people can't keep up so sam is all like get out my way peasant and then takes the hacker on herself since she is actually a top tier white hat hacker even though no one else notices we can see that the rat is the same guy that was talking to ryuji on the phone about the millennium tower bombing this guy's jing wong mafia we finally learned that daigo is at shangri-la the same brothel that majima ran trucks into in the last game you beat up a bunch of omi and finally save daigo ggs unfortunately goda is somewhere else we take daigo back to serena kashiwagi comes through and learns that jing wong are behind all of this and tell everyone the history between that group and the tojo over 20 years ago when dojima was running the family the jingle mafia was their biggest threat dojima ordered kazuma and shimano to hit the base and kill everyone justifying it as it's either them now or us later kazuma wasn't too keen on the idea as he didn't want a war but went along with it anyway because it was an order from the top this explains why the jing wong are so hell bent on killing the tojo even though they were thought to be completely wiped out the recent uprisings suggest that our couple survivors from that night 20 years ago terrata's funeral was the next day and these gorilla [ __ ] decide to crash it even for organized crime that's low the tojo act like they're helping but we all know kiru gets it done by himself and pushes back to gorilla and then ryuji shows up he claims that his boys acted against his orders and he's actually there to pay respects they all know he's us they tell him to [ __ ] off but before he does we learn a couple of things ryuji has chairman goda the two are not related by blood ryuji is giving the tojo three days until he invades kamurocho and sengoku is also looking to take over kamurocho but sengoku is starting his invasion right now and who's there to stop his crew majima all by his crazy ass self nothing but a smile on his knife versus like 20 omi he gets messed up but you should see the other guys imagine manages to find out this and goku's raid is all just a rouge to get ke2 away from tojo hq on top of all that [ __ ] watch shindo yeah he's on sungoku's payroll should have learned that from the first game that entire nishiki family can't be trusted kiru rushes back to tojo hq whoops a bunch of umi ass to find the tojo captains at gunpoint and shindo chilling with lady dojima shindo's true intentions is where it gets kind of awkward also as they're talking the rest of the tojo officers are just getting straight bodied by sengoku's boys it's not looking good for the tojo right now shindo wants to take over as tojo chairman and then he wants to take over lady dojima wait huh homie really got a grandma fetish she looks young but we all know she old as [ __ ] and shindo is easily young enough to be her kid the devs got real weird on this one kiru doesn't take too kindly to berber's forcing themselves on the elderly or another trader coming from the nishiki family and solves the problem the way he does all of his others by some miracle they let shindo's creeper ass live but he chose death instead because he's probably like if i can't have her nobody can and pulls out a gun bam daigo does his bethlehem weapon impression and pop shindo in the chest then gives him one more for feeling up his mom naturally lady of the gym is pissed and wants these only [ __ ] out of her city old lady get off my lawn type [ __ ] back at tokyo pd data learns that kawa and besho sayama's boss were the cops assigned to the original tojo jin wong case 20 years ago and that's why kawawa is working on it now kawara says he owes them one tosses his badge to date and walks away that's all sus as [ __ ] what is going on dante reports the news to suyama and kiru and sayam is all butthurt because besho never mentioned this to her before girl he don't need to tell you [ __ ] why why are you tripping right now so now she can't trust anyone because she feels all betrayed and [ __ ] kitties are like we still need to find goda but sayama sticks a gun in his face and says [ __ ] you you're still in my custody i need to know why my boss hasn't told me every second of his life story so they go to osaka pd besha tells them more about the case over 20 years ago including the jin wong had 36 people and they only found 33 bodies which means according to besho there are three survivors and besho knows one of them someone who calls himself mirai the jingle's creed is death before dishonor these guys go hard mariah is willing to abandon that creed so besha relocated into osaka in order to protect him from the mafia's retribution sayama's also off the case now because the shit's getting too dangerous and besha is trying to protect her but we all know damn well as she's not done kiru catches up to sayama and even though they're in the middle of a shitstorm a conspiracy even though at least two organized crime groups want them dead they go out on a date they get some takoyaki hit the driving range kiru somehow manages to win a bear from that possible [ __ ] claw machine i'm colin hax and they end up at sayama's secret spot kiri flirts with her in his own awkward but intensely straightforward way and then just straight up tells her to go to bed really kitty you know she wants it what are you waiting for the next morning kiru meets up with sayama and homegirl drops a bomb no one considered until now what if she is one of the jingling survivors her parents were killed by the tojo some 20 years ago i guess she looks korean i have no idea it's possible right maybe after a long unnecessary scavenger hunt they finally find mariah he's all obsessed with fate and shoji also not sure why he smokes like that the other two survivors are daijin kim and yingwinji but the truth is there were two more that survived the raid the boss's wife and her child no way is sayama that child sayam is trying to figure out who killed the boss because that might be her daddy mariah doesn't know but kiru does what kiru says kazama did it because he was there what before ketu can explain the jing wong show up ketu whoops everyone's ass for interrupting their meeting mariah catches the knife with his stomach and all the jingle and kill themselves you know the whole death before dishonor thing kiru finally gets a chance to explain that night his babyface wanted to talk to kazuma but couldn't he knew something was off and decided to chase after yakuza hitman because that's a great idea little kid who ran on foot and chased a car across town must have been in better shape than we all thought and when he finally gets there he finds kazuma was actually trying to make a deal with the jing wong to let them live until kiri's dumbass attacked the boss boss man tries to shoot kiru because he thinks kazim would trade him and kazuma has to shoot bossman now because he's trying to protect kiru yep another yakuza [ __ ] storm because someone had to do something stupid should have stayed home little kiru sayama dips after hearing the story because she still thinks jingling boss man is her daddy and kiru just sits there thinking literally all day it starts raining he's still thinking homeless man breaks ketu's concentration then breaks kiru's gut our mans just got [ __ ] shanked and that's one of those long ass japanese knives too not that [ __ ] pocket nice stuff that you see in the states because kira's a real one he just rips the knife out and starts walking he doesn't go to the hospital or clinic or any other specialized healthcare facility he goes to the same bar he brought sayama to when she got shot by the way the [ __ ] is kawawa doing at this bar while kiru is getting patched ups and goku ryuju and takashima are all talking ryuji says the koreans are going awol from the plan and doing [ __ ] on their own so goku kidnapped haruka and they're both doing all this to try to claim the umi chairman position kiri wakes up and he's not doing great i mean he just got stabbed with a foot long knife not sure why he's even still alive at this point bar lady gives ke2 a letter when the homeless guy stabbed him he slipped it in his pocket sengoku tells kiru he kidnapped haruka so kiru is now going to osaka castle with a fresh stab wound his gut kiru beats down a bunch of umi a handful of samurai some ninjas and a couple of tigers [ __ ] tigers but kiru's too real and bonks that [ __ ] on the head it's over after all of that kiru finally chases sengoku back to his office where ryuj is waiting ryuji mad because goku is trying to take his shitty sideburns look and slices that man with a katana finally i hate that mouse looking [ __ ] then he proceeds to kick his ass off the building because stealing a child is low i mean ryuji is an [ __ ] but i guess he has some morals before leaving ryuji reminds kiru the day after tomorrow they're coming for kamadocho so after all of that kiri's fresh stab wound finally starts to bother him adrenaline is a crazy thing and siyama randomly shows up as well to take him back home the [ __ ] is kawawa doing at the top of this castle and how do you get there with literally no one noticing i don't see no grapple hook back at the bar kitty gets patched up and bar lady left a note for tsuyama her dad is still alive what so jing won boss is not her daddy then who is even though the omiya are about to invade kamenocho kiru still has time to kill so he decides to take haruka out for some fun this time he didn't go to a gambling den or a brothel like the last game but uncle kaz does try to sell haruka to a talent agent until she told him to [ __ ] off i mean his heart's in the right place as he's trying to protect her from all the yakuza [ __ ] but come on dude at least consult her first back at the bar ketu gets a call from karahashi the foreign affairs detective oh [ __ ] 26 years ago his name was yung minji he's one of the jingling survivors he's captured data once kiru and tsuyama at the millennium tower or they're going to blow that [ __ ] up for real meanwhile kawara bar lady and besho are in cahoots and kiwara says he's been hunting them down for 26 years hunting who kirin sayama gets the millennium tower data and the florist crew are tied up and the jing wong rigged a bomb to blow kira hashi tries to get sayyama to join the jing wong because she has their blood but then they get interrupted by kawawa apparently kawara been trailing kurahashi since he joined the force and puts his gun to kodahashi's head and kirahashi asks kawara if he could kill a man with his daughter watching wait he talking about sayama yes he is kawawa and the jing jing-wong boss's wife got together and popped out sayama during all the commotion kawawa gets popped three times by kudahashi one thing leads to another leads to kiru getting involved and beating everyone up again and right when kirohashi is about to shoot zayama kawara somehow manages to get up and catch a fourth bullet it only takes one to kill karahashi though so instead of calling an ambulance or trying to help kawara you know because he has four bullets in them everyone gathers around to hear sayama's origin story the woman from the very first cutscene the jing wong's boss's wife after slapping sense in her kawawa saved her and her child he helped her get back on her feet and ended up having a child together sayama kawawa got assigned to another department for a year and suyama's mother was murdered by jing wong while he was gone that's when kawawa snapped and was set out to kill every jing wong in japan which is why he shot all the illegal immigrants including the murders datte witnessed this wasn't just revenge though he was also trying to protect sayama because she automatically falls under the creed if she has jinglung blood meaning if she doesn't join the cause they'll kill her a little [ __ ] up before dying sayama's mother gave her to the bar lady to try to protect her and say yama learned about her parents connection to the tojo when she heard the conversation between bar lady and kawara after a final touching daughter daddy moment kawara finally passes real talk though an ambulance could have been showed up that was a long-ass flashback well the florist office in millennium tower is totally [ __ ] so he's back underground good news is he traded his shitty police uniform and is back showing off all the goods in his power rope ruiji is on his way to kamurocho and takashima is chilling saying it's gonna go according to plan what plan date pulled an encrypted cd off krita hashi but it can't be decoded unless they use the advanced software available at police stations sayam agrees to check it out when she goes back to osaka with bar lady kiri meets out with sayama before she leaves and she breaks down about her past and gets super emotional about this whole situation she's about to leave until ketu grabs her arm and then bam brings her in for what seems like a really long awkward kiss but [ __ ] it our bands finally did it he gets the girl let's go kidu i just hope she doesn't die like the girl did in the last game kiru then goes to the clinic where kazuki got fixed up i know i almost completely forgot about him too apparently kazuki's been locked up for six months and no one noticed yuya's right hand man really [ __ ] up on that one while kidnapped kazuki says the jing won't plan on destroying the city and there's one bomb for each brother they lost 26 years ago data goes to inform the police while kiru goes to inform the tojo after hearing the situation daigo finally pulls the stick out of his ass and decides to leave the tojo against the gorilla and can tell he's serious because he took his shirt off for the speech kitty gets a call from the florist and when he gets there dante says the cops are refusing to help because it's all speculation there goes tokyo pd being [ __ ] useless again they don't even know where the bombs are because krita hashi destroyed the florist equipment until majima shows up after beating the [ __ ] out of a marble desk with his head thank god for hard hats i guess majima gets the elevator thing to work and shows how he was able to maintain the floor's underground network tells daigo to go get the tojo clan to find all the bombs and he'll take care of the entire gorilla clan by himself kiru gets a call from yuya at stardust the go ryu have already started their raid on our [ __ ] everything up kiru takes down another group of omi in front of ryuji and instead of just cutting him down and ending it he takes the honorable route and says that it's not how he wants to become the one dragon ryuji also mentions that he wants the tojo disarm all the bombs because why would he want to burn down a city he aims to rule makes sense i guess at this point the jingling off the rails and doing their own revenge thing ryuji will be waiting for kitu at the town's highest point that is where they will decide who the one true dragon is [ __ ] shows up and says the tojo took out all the bombs minus the last one that majima is currently defusing in the most majima way possible back in osaka sayam is decrypting the cd and finds out some [ __ ] but we don't know what that is yet what date does he made a copy and asu to decrypt it as well they are ryuji goda's records and he has the same mother as sayama what this means he's jin wong but does he know was the child home girl almost yeared out the window in the first scene him saying is being sussed because she tells data and kiru she couldn't crack the cd [ __ ] liar also she tries to convince kydu not to fight ryuju but she's being all cryptic about it then she finally convinces him to go to tokyo pd to talk to besho but when kiru shows up it's just a laptop it's a recording of sayama she knows she's ryuji's half-sister she knows ryuji is the baby that kawawa rescued and she's going to try to talk sense into ryuji kiru is rightfully upset because another girl he is falling in love with is about to do something stupid and kill herself so he rushes off to find ryuji kiru finally finds sayama and ryuji and from this point forward all kinds of [ __ ] goes down try to keep up ryuji has got a man's is just chilling in his chair sayam explains the whole story to ryuji and he's in complete disbelief until goda corroborates the story go to met this mother by chance heard her story and took her in kawawa took the mother away when they got together before she left gota begged her to leave baby ryuji because he became a son to goda ryuji is all like [ __ ] that [ __ ] the jing wong [ __ ] revenge i just want to be king omi come catch these hands ironically ryuji catches these hands and kiru's head ggs we win and not quite who the [ __ ] is this no [ __ ] way tarada is alive everything that has happened up to this point was all part of terada's plan that he'd been working on for 26 years 26 years you mean oh [ __ ] tirada is daijin kim the final jing wong survivor tyranno faked his death in front of kyu in order to start the entire series events that we've been talking about this entire video ketu going to the omi ryuji's coup the omutojo war everything also surprised there's another bomb and it's right there kiru then calls terada out on something he said 26 years ago when lil kitty watched kazuma spare terrata's life but even after all of that the creed is more important so terrada takes out a [ __ ] smg jumps kitty with his boys spoiler kiri's power levels too high ggs we win not quite who the [ __ ] just shot kiddu what the [ __ ] is takashima doing why did he just shoot gota takashima's goals apparently mirrored the jingles they both wanted the tojo destroyed but that's where it ends and takashima puts a [ __ ] bullet in torada this guy gives zero [ __ ] but he gets plenty of bullets and puts a couple more in gota as he explains wanting to be the next chairman of the omi absorb the tojo and use the jing wong to expand to the mainland goat is finally dead but tarana takes a couple more bullets and somehow keeps talking seriously these guys just won't die i'm calling zombies after saying this won't end as takashima expects and asking kiru to trust him tarata starts the bomb and finally dies 10 minutes until the bomb blows everyone to hell even though he's dead takashima puts four more in tirada and one more in kidu i guess no one was told that he had the infinite ammo chi then he's about to put one in the back of sayama's head until ryuji gets up and shoots takashima where did we usually get a gun and why is he still conscious after getting that beating from kittu takashima then gets completely lit the [ __ ] up kitty and ryuju are like [ __ ] that we're not done cyan was all like y'all two need to [ __ ] chill there's a goddamn bomb and that's about to blow ryuji sends her ass down the elevator because he's a good big brother all of a sudden and with two bullets in each of them ryuji and kyuru proceed to beat the [ __ ] at each other again mind you this is a pretty long fight the bomb is still ticking and [ __ ] have been gone off just saying after kiru shows ryuji who the true dragon is ryuji and siama have a touching brother sister heart to heart and no one thinks to call an ambulance or i don't know get away from the bomb that's about to blow clock is still ticking again should have been blown and sudo and data show up in a helicopter just like the last game again kiru finds the right time to not be able to move mans can fight a giant like ryuji with two bullet wounds in them but can't walk to the elevator kiru and tsuyama make out a bunch in front of a bomb two cops and haruka and again the helicopter proves completely [ __ ] useless because all they do is shout at kiro a bunch and then fly away time ticks down and black screen the [ __ ] are you serious almost because after the credits roll haruka is praying at a grade tarada's grave and kiru is talking to date could you imagine if they just ended on that black screen i was so pissed that entire credit sequence thinking that was it man [ __ ] this game bomb ended up being a fake like terada said gotta trust him and that's it polar opposite to the end of the last game our man's kidu is in a good place he still has haruka he finally found a nice lady and he doesn't need to deal with organized crime anymore at least until yakuza 3. for once it looks like our man's keiru and haruka are in a good spot the sun's shining there's a beach and it looks like they're eating pretty well for those of you that are confused by all the kids kiru is now running his own orphanage remember he was an orphan himself and our man has a heart of gold and wants to give back just when they're about to sit down for a good meal some guy named rikiya shows up and says the boss has been shot not sure who that is but i guess kiru cares because he's all like what then we're transported back to the city where we see daigo in deep contemplation he's now the sixth chairman of the tojo clan after the events of the last game he gets a call from someone about the deal daigo stonewalls him and basically says the tojo are out take ass somewhere else his assistant asked if that was the okinawa deal and urges him to reconsider as it could net the tojo over 100 billion with a b yen and make them a powerful ally in the government remember after the last two games the tojo are hardcore struggling to stay afloat daigo tells his assistant shut the [ __ ] up he knows what's at stake but refuses to let anyone take the land because of everything the fourth chairman remember kiru has done for the tojo looks like kid's orphanage is in the middle of some big land conspiracy daigo goes back to tojo hq and holy [ __ ] cause zama's waiting for him i thought he died in the first game kazama throws daigo the d the okinawa land and says they can't walk from that deal daigo holds his grounds all like what happens if i do then kazama reaches in his pocket daigo pulls a gun and bam the sixth chairman just got shot [ __ ] got really real really quickly meanwhile kids rushing the hospital see this other boss that got shot his name is nakahata and he got shot in the stomach right next to his daughter saki big boy in the purple mikio thinks it has to do with the land deal because the deed is gone saki then shows kiru a sketchy jew and confirms that's who shot nakahara haruka and kiru are like what the [ __ ] because the sketch looks exactly like kazama what is going on everything that just happened kind of forget it but hold on to it the beginning of this game doesn't do a great job of time-hopping but everything moving forward is in chronological order so now we flash back to 2007 right after the events of the last game even though they fell in love in the last game sayama and kiru decide to go their separate ways he's going to run an orphanage and she's continuing to pursue her career in america come on dude you finally found a girl that isn't dying and you just ship her ass off to america he doesn't even kiss her goodbye even though they made out in front of a bomb in the last game kiri then goes to say goodbye to the rest of his kamarocho friends including majima who got a really badass eye patch upgrade he asked majimas to join the tojo again and look after daigo while he is away as we all know by now the only way to convince majima to do anything is to beat his ass so we do six months go by and kiru is now running morning glory the orphanage in okinawa six months after that kiru is getting eviction notices by the dudes he met up with at the hospital kedu approaches them to learn that they are part of the ryuto family one of the two yakuza families on the island rikiya is the captain of the family and actually we need to beat his ass if you want to get answers from the boss so we do clearly he doesn't know where the dragon in dojima we go to see the boss nakahara and learn that he has a buyer willing to give him a [ __ ] ton of money for all the land that he owns kiru then does one of his famous man-to-man speeches but it basically boiled down to [ __ ] off we're not leaving why would you try to evict innocent children from their home then we learn some stuff and starts to tie everything together defense ministers maya and land minister suzuki are both trying to push proposals that require the land that nakahara owns the same land that kiri's orphanage is on tamayo wants to build a military expansion project to better protect japan suzuki wants to build a resort to build up okinawa's economy this is likely why people are getting shot and why deeds are getting stolen more on that later at different points in the game it does get annoying by making you do pointless quests that involve the orphan kids this time one of the kids is getting bullied and one of the kids took one of the other kids money for some reasons whatever rikiya then shows up asking kiri for help nakahara's gone off the deep end because his adopted daughter saki went missing nakahata took her in because her parents are scum of the earth she also doesn't speak because of her traumatic childhood kiru gets a tip that she is likely taken by her mother and brought to the other gang's hq in the most kitty way possible we make our way to tamashiro the gang's boss and try to have a chat with him turns out tamashiito just wanted the girls a bargaining chip over nakahata kyu beats thomashio's ass we learned what a real piece of [ __ ] saki's mother is and nakahara and saki are reunited after the incident nakahara asked q to be a sworn brother and why is daigo here tomashito's family is officially under the tojo umbrella and they were going behind daigo's back to buy an extort land for the resort deal that's why tamashiro took saki to get nakahata's deed if the media found out yakuza were involved in either of these deals both the base and the resort would fail so tamaya asked daigo to intervene daigo explains that the military expansion and the resort are both linked and the success or failure of one will mean the same fate for the other we also meet toma to maya's secretary who's hell bent on getting the resort deal approved he's an okinawa native and wants to see his home flourish even though he's working for the military guy one year later we finally come full circle and we're back with kiru at the hospital he gets a call from kashiwagi finds out daigo's been shot and now he's going back to kamadocho seriously he moved to a small island far away from tokyo and [ __ ] still finds a way to bring his ass back kiru should have went to america with sayama but before we go back to kambonocho we need to do more stupid filler quests like get a dog and play baseball finally we're back to tokyo and even though it has been years not much has changed especially since the second we show up there's trouble going down to stardust we show up in some dude nappy cornrows is trying to buy out stardust they're with the nishikiyama family and their current leader kanda is preparing for war like come on dude why the [ __ ] are they still in the tojo no one thought to ex communicate their asses after back-to-back patriarchs betrayed the clan and now a third patriarch is going to make the same dumbass move stupid kiri whoops everyone's ass and before dude passes out he mentions something about kashiwagi dying naturally this has key to concern so he goes to talk to his old mentor but on the way he gets jumped by some men in black lookalikes as we all know by now they chose the wrong guy to jump so guy then pulls out a gun but the cop sirens end up scaring them off we finally meet up with kashiwagi who tells us about the tojo officers meeting that happened earlier that day kashiwagi wants kiru back to help re-stabilize the tojo after daigo's injury kanda the guy who's trying to start and war is naturally saying [ __ ] that mene another officer who's far more level-headed agrees with kashiwagi hamazaki wants revenge for daigo and doesn't agree with kiru coming back the officers argue a bunch kind of basically gives away his plane to take over as chairman so much for the element of surprise and then hamazaki calls out the final tojo officer our man's majima because majima is one of the baddest [ __ ] of all time he basically says do whatever you want just stay off my [ __ ] lawn then he just dips respect as kashiwagi and kiru are talking the power of the entire building gets cut oh then a helicopter flies up oh [ __ ] then a [ __ ] gatling gun levels the entire office bullets everywhere somehow kiru doesn't take a single hit but kashiwagi is all kinds of [ __ ] up in a pool of blood and broken glass with bullets all in his ass kashiwagi tells kiru that someone is working with kazama someone who's trying to push the okinawa deal through someone in the tojo finally kashiwagi dies kiru really cannot catch a break almost everyone he has grown up with or had some form of meaningful relationship has either left or is now dead because it's hard to miss a military-style attack chopper shoot up a building the cops arrive fairly quickly and kiru needs to dip kiru runs into our old cop buddy date and why wouldn't they go to a bar but not just any bar serena is back in business data is no longer a cop he's a reporter now and he's chasing a story that links the tojo to the okinawa deal he offers to try to get some information on the kazama look alike while kiru goes to confront their number one suspect konda on his way there kiru runs into rikyu even though kiru told him to keep his island ass on the island he followed him to kamidocho to get revenge for the boss little island boy has no idea what he's about to get into in the big city but i guess it was good timing because khan does hold up in some kind of couple's love hotel and the only way you're getting in is by acting like a couple if you ask me ricky is way too into the performance to each his own i guess they finally reached konda and of course the devs had to add another fat bald guy and a diaper even though manz was acting all bad and [ __ ] when the officers meeting his literal first reaction is to run away like a little [ __ ] you fight off all condos boys not sure why they're even allowed in the hotel because none of them look like couples and then you get to the vip room khan is doing his best frog man not sure how long he was holding his breath gets the jump on our mans but then gets his fat ass tossed he then gets his fat ass beat down and says hamazaki off kashiwagi because he's trying to take over kamurocho rikiya shows up kinda tries to pull a fast one and bam kiru sits his ass down with a roundhouse that would make chuck norris proud we then see hamazaki talking about the okinawa deal with majima why is mahjima on this hamazaki tells mahima to take care of kiru and walks out back at sarana ricky has passed out because he can't handle city life data shows up saying they got an anonymous tip and shows kiru a picture of majima meeting with suzuki the guy pushing the resort deal why is majima going behind daggo's back like this kiru confronts majima who takes him to the coliseum again because majima can't take a [ __ ] hint we need to beat his ass for the second time this game probably the one thousandth and one time this entire series so far remember we still got three more games to do so we do and he takes us to see the floor still rocking the power robes i like it respect while talking to the florist lauka long is back from yakuza one with a full mob they're going after rikiya so even though they all have broad swords and spears kiru decides to run through the streets of kamidocho punch in the snake flower triad until he gets to rikiya and lao probably because he's a chinese kung fu stereotype lao has to do the unnecessary flip across the buildings the shokiru he's still cool and then he tries to tell kiru he made alliance with hamazaki literally only to get revenge on kiru a little obsessive if you ask me again because stereotypes he dances with the spear until we ultimately just kick his ass but kiru can't get to rikya in time and they're about to slice his head off and bam bam what the [ __ ] is kazama doing here bam yeah la is dead naturally kiru calls that man out like who the [ __ ] are you and all homie has to say his beautiful eyes like i heard from my brother before wait because zama has a brother and more importantly of literally all the [ __ ] things you could have said you went with beautiful eyes it's night time and you're at least 25 yards away how the [ __ ] can you even see his eyes kiru goes back to the florist office to regroup with the homies riki is still shaking up you know because he almost got guillotined thankfully kedu finally convinced his ass to go back to okinawa then mine shows up he apologized for the trouble he caused kiru and throws a big ass briefcase on the table one would think it'd be money right wrong mine offers kirukanda's head apparently condo was throwing a tantrum at meenae's office the prior night after keith whooped his ass and he's over here breaking all amine stuff not sure why he thinks he can wear a suit without a shirt he's not nearly as cool as the floors must be a fat japanese guy thing anyway mine then proceeds to beat the hell out of condom says he's outlived his usefulness and mean his boys then take khanda's head mina also mentions that hamazaki is likely out of the picture too he was partnered with the snake flower triad the head of that branch lao is now dead and you can only imagine the wrath he's about to incur from the chinese mainland mine then makes it very clear that he does not like kiru for some obscure misguided reason and has every intention of continuing daigo's legacy looks like he might be our next bad guy kiri then gets a call from the defense minister tamaya he wants to meet and this is a big turning point for the game tamaya has the same goal as kidu he too wants the resort deal to fall through but that makes no sense wouldn't that mean to follow the military expansion bill yes it would but that doesn't matter why wouldn't that matter it doesn't matter because tamaya never wanted to pass it in the first place what tamaya never cared to build a military base all he wanted to do was expose and destroy a secret black market arm syndicate called black monday led by someone named andre richardson so this man lied to his entire country saying this base would have some top level weapon system also black monday would attempt to steal it but a bill like that alone would never get public approval i mean it's not america so to help push along tamaya actually suggested the resort deal to suzuki but now he needs it all stopped since they have the info they need on black monday tamaya also tells us that the kazama we've been dealing with this whole time is very likely joji kazama shintaro kazama's brother and a member of the cia yes kiru's mentor and father has a brother in the u.s central intelligence agency devs were really reaching on this one the cia have been tracking black monday for years and are working with tamayo to help draw them out this is some classified espionage level [ __ ] right here and everyone's been getting shot because these agents have direct orders to eliminate anything that could ruin the mission including nakahata not giving up the deed or daigo not going through with the plan kashiwagi getting turned into swiss cheese that was the cia kedu getting jumped by the men in black those are also cia however this information isn't free and tamiya needs a favor he wants kiru to save tomah the secretary that went with daigo to okinawa the cia put tomah on their hit list because he's learned all the secrets that tamaya is currently telling kiru man knows too much so he's got to go but tamaya can't warn toma himself because tomo resigned and started working the resort deal remember tomo's an okinawa native and he wants his home to flourish which is why he switched over but wait hamazaki's mia khan is dead who's tomo working with [ __ ] mene is running the resort deal with toma as he makes his push for the top of the tojo if tomah's kept safe tamaya promises he'll make sure the resort build never passes kiru is all hyped now like let's do it for the kids in the shitty quest lines yeah so we finished chatting with tamiya and mad goons are waiting outside for kidu they gotta be like a hundred dudes out there most of him weapons but kiru has hands so [ __ ] it we start punching when it seems like there's really no escape who else but our man's majima joins the party his crazy ass rolls up in a dump truck almost runs half of suzuki's men over and saves kedu in style he got the paint job matching the pink leopard print curtain let's go majima so we're back in okinawa trying to find tomah but first we have to do more stupid filler missions we put on a wrestling show for some kid that got asthma but doesn't actually have asthma haruka's working with sketchy con men to make money the orphanage never needed in the first place one of the girls runs away because the other kids don't appreciate [ __ ] again nothing relevant to the actual story but it's all main quest line unfortunately so we tracked down tomah and he chillin in the happiest place on earth that's right disney's been lying to you this whole time i'd also like to mention that if you didn't know this game was made by japanese dez because it's you know yakuza you'd probably figure it out once you learn they dedicated an entire minute to the dancing girl scene i'm smelling some simps tome is hyped because he thinks he's pushing the resort deal through but the hype quickly ends when joji kazama rolls up and pulls a gun on the man trigger starts getting pulled kitty finds a way to run faster than joji's finger can move and toman just [ __ ] his pants toma gets away and naturally we need to fight joji yakuza civilian cia it doesn't matter everyone can catch these hands including joji because we kicked his ass he promises to leave tomah alone and now we're friends funny how that works joji says the cia just found out where daigo is being held and he is afraid mine has this information as well since he's working with black monday joji also wasn't the one who shot daigo and nakahata it was his partner the one who jumped kedu in the alley kiri's ready to take the next flight out to daigo when one of his kids shows up the [ __ ] is this kid doing in a strip club and how the hell did he even know kitty was here but it's real bad though because that [ __ ] tamashito shot rikiya and mikio mean a slapped haruka mikio took a sledgehammer to the spine and the head trying to save doggo's house no way he's not dead nakahata couldn't do [ __ ] because he's old and recovering from a gunshot and these [ __ ] tore down the orphanage it's [ __ ] up the really intense close-up tells you kitty is ready to [ __ ] someone's day up and he rushes the morning glory when he gets there the place is completely leveled not sure why any of the neighbors haven't offered to help the orphans but here we are sitting on a tarp with literally nothing nakahara also got kidnapped by tomasito mikio must have put a lot of stat points into vitality because there is no way he should be alive right now but somehow he still is also not sure why literally nobody has called an ambulance the cops or at least a taxi to get this guy some help he's just laying there mikio says go save the boss and kiru promises too and then mikio finally dies psych after a brief black screen rikia gets a call and says miki was going to pull through it's it's okay i i don't get it either thank god miki is okay i guess because now kedu can finally go get nakahata back for some reason tamashiita decided the abandoned bowl ring would be a good place to set up his hq and his job right now is to keep kidu busy while mine heads off to daigo nakahata is thrown in the ring and these bulls are ready to [ __ ] him up rikiya shows up even though kidu told his ass to stay with the kids which he obviously didn't do and on top of that he brought saki why would you bring a little girl to a gang hideout at least he called the cops but that pisses tomasito off so he shoots the gun and that freaks out the bulls saki yells at her pops telling him to watch out this is a big deal remember because she's been mute since he adopted her this is also a big deal because even though he got shot less than a week ago this gives nakahata the strength to take on a [ __ ] bull with his bare hands then he tosses it like nothing i did some extra research on this one and the average adult bull weighs between 1100 to 200 pounds i'm calling [ __ ] see see what i did there nakahara fights four bulls while kiru beats down the entire gang including the gun wielding tamashiro everything seems to be on the up and up until tamashita reaches for his gun you see kiru didn't learn his lesson in yakuza 1 when he left shimano alive and tamashiro does the same last ditch attempt to try to kill kiru but oh shi rikyu took the bullet straight to the chest no way he's pulling amiki on this one tamashiiro now has a clear shot on kiru and bam joju put a clean one through tomashito's head riku does his deathbed speech and finally passes away kiru strangely takes this death really hard kiru you only knew the guy for like a year and now you're ugly crying worse than you did when kazama your father or you me your first love died come on dude last thing for kita to do is to stop meenae save daigo and end black monday okay that's three things but they're all in comedo shows so off we go why are we bringing haruka i swear kiri's going to get this girl killed kitty wanted to see kaminochu one last time with haruka he's worried he might not make it out of this one but they didn't actually see kamerocho though he just drops her off as serena then goes to daigo's hospital this whole game is one big face pump joji tells kiru that the cia is on his side but they couldn't contact the couple of squads that already are making moves on mine so he should watch his back just in case we get to the hospital fight mene's entire gang across 25 floors and finally get to daigo's room but daigo's not there just the same creepy cia dude that looks like the bad guy in every 80s action movie ever we must beat his ass in order to get to the roof where daigo is currently being held so we do finally we made it it's just kiru mine and daigo mini gives us some bs story about him being an orphan how his experience has shaped him how daigo's only person he's ever admired for those reasons and how daigo is good is dead so he might as well kill him now kitty does the whole hero speech which just pisses me off and we all learn that mene really can't shoot by now you should know what happens next they do the cool shirt thing coincidentally or not the last boss in this game has a dragon tattoo and mene catches hands seriously if i was a yakuza in this universe and they tried to give me a dragon tattoo i'd tell them to [ __ ] off because i'm not ready to fight kiru because kiru's hands have the power of enlightenment mine has changed perspective after getting his ass kicked and everything is all cool now until the cia squad shows up but they're not cia say what men in black are actually black monday members and they're posing as cia and the 80s bad guy is actually their leader andre richardson andre's ready to kill both of them because they know too much and he can just get another proxy to push a military deal forward so he's good suddenly daigo decides to wake up rolls off the bed knows exactly where minae's gun is and lights up black monday but he doesn't kill andre though who gets up and is about to kill everyone again until mene rushes him down and puts him in a grapple mini apologizes to kiru and daigo and then pyle drives himself and andre straight off the edge of the building with perfectly late timing khazam and haruka show up in a helicopter to pick up kiru and daigo seriously what is with this game and helicopters in the final scene well looks like kiryu saved the day again and he and hanukkah are going back to okinawa just before he leaves kiru gets stopped by hamazaki hamazaki is now completely ruined since the snake flower triad incident homeless and everything he blames kiru for his situation but because keith is a good dude he offers to help him rebuild but instead of shaking kiru's hand hamazaki straight stabs our man in broad daylight hadook is freaking out kiru is bleeding on the street black screen doggo got a new house the kids got a new orphanage and it looks like kirito is recovering okay from the stab wound all's well that ends well i guess or at least until yakuza 4. one year after the events of yakuza 3 and for the first time in the entire series we don't start as kiru instead we are a money lender named akiyama magazine says there's a serial killer on the loose kamurocho but [ __ ] it it's nap time hana chan his secretary starts blowing up his phone and starts nagging him to do his job his lazy ass needs to go do collections on the way he spots kito a member of the kanamura family a small faction in the tojo shibara family akiyama loaned money to the family so he decides to check in turns out a couple of uwena sewa clan goons are at one of their bars causing trouble since the kanamura are in the tojo and the ueno are cool with the tojo you'd think it'd be whatever right wrong they're on tojo turf they're disrespecting the family they gotta go but because kanamora are a bunch of peasants they must rely on a die for everything arai is the family captain and kiro's anarchy he's currently at commodore hills with the head of the shibata family you might remember that building from yakuza 2. we then learn more about akiyama he lends money in a special way there is a quote-unquote application process where the loney must prove their worth by passing a test of character rumor is he doesn't even charge interest which is absolutely unheard of for any kind of lender while chilling with the homeless homies akiyama sees arai with shibara at kamenosho hills they were trying to get evaluation on the property arai gets a call about the ueno thugs but akiyama somehow beats him there our guy smooth talks his way into pissing them off they try some [ __ ] leopard print boy gets a bottle straight to the head and a hawaiian shirt guy gets his ass whooped and dropped the old-fashioned way arai shows up conveniently late and you can tell akiyama holds a lot of respect fred they must have some kind of history because everyone in the yakuza universe lets their guard down way too soon ueno guy gets up pulls a gun and i catches a bullet and ueno guy runs away akiyama tries to track down the guy only to hear a gunshot go off behind his office and i put a bullet in this man's head dead as [ __ ] and i was apparently doing okay considering he just got shot adai runs off and this random bomb ass cop just casually walks up and starts putting fingerprints all over the body bangkok casually starts talking to akiyama before more cops show up just in time to take the wrong guy to jail like they usually do in these games tokyo's finest added again this is all going on while hanuchan is screaming akiyama like that's really going to help we then get a quick flashback to a homeless akiyama dude's sleeping again but wakes up and went boom the millennium tower goes up in flames it starts raining money and akiyama starts collecting if this looks familiar it's because these were the events that took place during yakuza 1 5 years prior and if that doesn't look familiar go watch my other explained videos for games 0-3 i'll wait no i won't akiyama gets released from prison since hana chan witnessed everything but he gets stopped by detective suguichi before leaving sukuwichi basically says stay away from the kanamura ueno feud shit's getting real akiyama's all like i do what i want and then tsuguchi mike drops after saying kanamoto's been killed what akiyama gets back then a mysterious woman in a trench coat shows up quick words to the wise never trust the random chick in the suspicious trench coat she used to work at a club called drama queen and she wants 100 million yen within the next 10 days one lump sum payment in cash no guarantor no collateral so bold strategy cotton let's see if it pays off for them literally any lender on this entire planet would be like [ __ ] you crazy but akiyama isn't any lender he says he'll do it if she can pass his test and they'll discuss that the following day before she leaves he asks her her name she gives him a fake name lily you plan on giving this girl mad bread untraceable and she can't even give you her real name this is way too sketchy my dude akiyama gets a call and meets up with kido quito is the one that found kanamoto's body while looking for an eye he was strolling into the hq and there kanemoto was laying there on the couch dead with no shirt keto says the cops think it's a woman because he was missing his shirt and he also has some lipstick stains on him while they're talking shabbat is goon show up and they're not happy about the ueno incident they catch these feet because akihama is the kicker and right when it's all cool suguichi shows up he's all like i told you asked to stay out of it get your ass in jail but akiyama said [ __ ] that and he's out the next day tsugirichi shows up at sky finance akiyama is going under 24-hour surveillance because this incident is getting too real thanks to katsuragi captain of the ueno sewa clan daigo politely offers katsuragi a pile of cash and she bought his finger to make amends but kasaragi's not satisfied katsurayagi says that he wants arai's head or control of majima's kamenocho hills project for those of you that don't know over time kamenocho hills will be bringing in hundreds of billions of yen way more than the price of some lieutenant from a random peasant yakuza family but the ueno won equal retribution and the only tojo lieutenant left after yakuza 3 is majima everyone knows that tojo won't give up majima's head so his project is the next option if they can't find adai lily shows up mid-conversation and starts her test with akiyama he's going to teach her how to be a hostess at his club and she must make three million in three days after the first shift we decide to take the sketchy girl that won't give us her real name and wants all of her money on a date really akiyama come on dude he ends up kissing her because she reminds me of an ex-girlfriend that always ends well and naturally we get interrupted by more shibata goons goons catch feet they escape and we call it a night the next day we're talking with keto and is still missing and kido wants to know why akiyama cares about any of this i kind of don't blame him akiyama says that he was a young hot shot banker five years ago but was fired after being set up on some bs embezzlement charges akiyama spent literally all of his money trying to clear his name and ends up homeless the millennium tower bombing that reigned money was his saving grace and he managed to pick up an easy mill that then helped him start his current businesses but because mans can't catch a break that day when the millennium bomb went off he gets jumped by some thugs adai is the one who saved akiyama and now he's trying to do what he can to support adai in return after failing to do collections again akiyama stumbles upon drama queen the bar lily says she used to work turns out it's a gay bar so she lied about working there because they don't employ females hmm that's pretty sus so we go in and ask around but no one's there no one but a dead manager man's looking just like kanemoto except this time he don't have pants near the body we find a shibata family coat and lighters that look like the one that lily had she didn't do it did she we're naturally freaked out so we run back to the office only to find hana on the floor and the entire place trashed she was talking with keto and thugs from the hatsushiba clan pull up pistol whip hana kidnap kido and steal sky finance's client registry hatsushibar are helping shibada with their dirty work we fight our way through the gang beat up japanese george michaels and find out the registry was stolen because shibara is trying to find lily why is she bada going after lily if she has nothing to do with the ueno incident our club calls us looks like lily made the money so we call her to say we're going to give her the 10 mil on the roof of the millennium tower we could have easily just had her come to our office or meet literally anywhere else but i guess akiyama likes a view he gives her the money but before they leave man just straight up calls her out why did you kill them holy [ __ ] lily really is the serial killer she killed kanamera and the drama queen manager the shabbata goons jumped them on their date because they actually wanted lily and not akiyama but why if lily answers these questions and explains herself she'll never have to pay the loan but then she says akiyama will get his money even if it takes her whole life come on girl we need answers they say their goodbyes and she leaves get ready because this entire story is all about giving you one answer and a thousand more questions we get a call from our club manager and some douche decided to take off a shirt and sing shitty karaoke his name is minami is one of majima's boys and he's looking for lily he gets tight akiyama isn't snitching on lily so he wants some action guess what he got that action and gets his ass whooped then majima shows up asking about lily as well finally akiyama gets some answers her name is yusuko and majima needs to keep her safe but why though majim was trying to make amends from messing up 25 years ago in 1985. if you played yakuza 0 or watched that explained video this next scene might look a little familiar back in 85 majima and sworn brother sajima planned to run a hit on ueno leadership at this point the tojo and ueno were not on great terms by the way yasuko saijin was a sister but that's not important right now but what is important right now is that they're going balls deep bag full of guns not expecting to survive the next day is the hit and majima doesn't even show saijima says [ __ ] it pulls up extra strap like neo in the matrix wouldn't advise putting one in your mouth though don't think the yakuza dental plan covers that anyway he just starts lighting dudes up like however i do have a couple issues with the scene first sueno literally just walked into a ramen shop how the hell did they get their food so quickly it takes me five minutes for someone to take my damn drink order let alone serve my full meal second how do literally none of these dudes have guns and the one guy that has one why does he wait until half his crew gets slaughtered or start shooting and miss all but two bullets that end up inside human shoulder what the [ __ ] anyway sajin was [ __ ] up the entire ueno squad black screen and text roll tells us that saijimo was in the touch of sasai family they prosecute saijima and he gets the death penalty for murdering 18 people as he awaits his execution 25 years later he suddenly transferred to another prison in okinawa first day in okinawa and homie gets jumped by a bunch of ueno they get their asses tossed but then saijima gets his own ass kicked by a guard named saito the captain interrupts the beating and lets another prisoner talk to sajima after taking a bribe you can only imagine how filthy corrupt prison guards are in this universe prisoner might look familiar it's hamazaki from yakuza 3. yes the same one that stabbed kiru saijima learns he's at a nameless prison that's privately funded not even on the map this prison specializes in detaining and getting rid of yakuza then sajima gets real upset when he finds out that ueno are still around he didn't actually kill his mark the sasai family crumbled after the incident the shabbata family rose up to texasai's place and majima not showing up was all according to some plan so you're telling me my man is on death row and spent 25 years in jail for literally nothing his boss and swarm family got erased replaced by a rival family and was betrayed by his own sworn brother majima that's downright depressing i feel for you saijima hamazaki proposes breaking out of the prison it's not quite the shawshank redemption but it's a plan nonetheless basically saijin was going to fight off all the guards while hamazaki sneaks out and steals some stuff in the warden's office they'll scale the prison wall with a homemade grappling hook after talking about trust for way too long causing saijima to fight even more guards and let's not forget how he will literally be inches away from freedom and almost not make it until hammazaki saves them then they must swim across the ocean to okinawa but again they talk for way too long about brotherhood and hamazaki gets shot of course real quick were all the snipers during this prison break we beat down like 50 guards and only saito had a night stick and then saito decides to pull his gun out while we're on the wall like come on hamazaki catches two more bullets to what look like vital organs but somehow manages to tell saijima to find kiru and wrestle saito off the wall yup they gone the next day sajjima conveniently washes up on shore by kiru's orphanage sajima tells his story but for the first time ever kiri's all like nah fam not helping you get revenge you need a good reason sajima says [ __ ] your good reason kiru goes then i'll stop you sajin was all like pull up and for the first time ever we are actually fighting the dragon of dojima even though he just broke out of prison swam across an ocean and probably hasn't eaten a decent meal in 25 years saijima still has enough energy to lock kiru's ops in a stalemate hadouka tries to break up the fight not her best idea but then sajima collapses when he comes to saijima is given a bag that has clothing money and a note aman kidu really came through for the homie funny how fighting someone teaches you more about them sajima's finally back in kaminocho and we need to find sasai and figure out what the hell happened in the last 25 years we stumble upon keto and get him to tell us about the floors after some tedious investigating we finally find his awesome underground office but naturally information comes at a price again the florist has us fighting in the coliseum we win but the information seijiman gets probably isn't what he was hoping for so is all kinds of [ __ ] up he's been homeless and losing it ever since the ueno hit the only reason he's even alive right now is because majima brought him in for protection saijiman gets back to his hideout and minami's waiting for him and says majima's trying to meet sajima's still trying to figure out if majim has betrayed him so of course he's going but before he leaves kiro asks him if he regrets what he did 25 years ago sajima gives him a speech about yakuza honor and duty including his final lesson to young kido which was you gotta go balls deep to see majima sajima had to fight off like 50 dudes including minami and what does majima do take him to the batting cages after 25 years saijin was naturally impatient for answers and tells majima to stop [ __ ] around when he catches the ball with his bare hands by now we know the only way to get majima to talk about anything we need to beat it out of him so we do majima believes himself sasai and saijimo were all set up by shibata on the day of the hit shibada tells majima that he's not going shibata claims there's a traitor in the ueno who's feeding information to sasai and this entire hit was orchestrated by them and not the tojo their goal is to start a war and then the traders would smooth things over peacefully to move themselves up the ranks of their respective clans however we all know society is crazy and homeless which means shibata is full of [ __ ] which also means shibata's working with the ueno which also means he might have had a hand in the [ __ ] that's going on present day this just got way more complicated but it's gonna get worse don't worry because majima's a good dude he's all like [ __ ] you [ __ ] that i'm not sending my brother out there to die for nothing shibata sends like 20 guys to jump and detain majimo who fights off most of them but then ends up getting chained to a pole random goon starts talking [ __ ] badass majima says he'd rather go blind and bound down to some [ __ ] so goon obliges the request and takes out majesma's eye silver lining he gets to wear cool eye patches now remember bum cop from akiyama's playthrough his name is tanimura and now we get to play as him tanimura is a two-bit cop in the community safety division what is very interesting about him though is that his father was murdered while investigating the ueno hit 25 years ago and now he's on a mission to find nisuko because she was written in the dad's notebook tanimura finally gets a lead and finds yasuko she bought a goon show up why wouldn't they kidnap her ass and now tanimura has to fight his way to her we find shibata talking about his master plan with arai what the [ __ ] i thought shibato was trying to take an eye out arai is working with shibara who's been working with katsuragi this whole time and the entire tojo meeting was faked she bought a kidnap yasuko because he has no idea why she's killing his men shibata then started doing old man creeper [ __ ] when bam holy [ __ ] and i just shot shibata i thought he was working for him but it was all just part of the plan and he says they still need her they being arai and katsuragi wait arai's working for the ueno how many covers does this man have and what role is yusuko playing in all this again one answer causes a million more questions finally right before shibata dies we find out that kasuragi was the ueno traitor that set up saijima 25 years ago oh my god tanimura interrupts the meeting he saves yasuko but aarai gets away masuko says she never met tanimura's father he was killed before they could talk all she was told was that her brother actually wasn't the real perpetrator and the uno shooting is bigger than some random yakuza feud yasuko continues to explain she was contacted by the police collusion and introduced to katsudagi about saving her brother she either needed to provide him with 100 million yen or commit murder this explains why she approached akiyama and killed the shibada members katsudagi is trying to silence anyone who might know the truth about the event 25 years ago yasuko heard her brothers in okinawa even though he's not so she's out before she leaves she tells tanimura where the 10 million is and he uses this to arrange a meeting with katsuragi katsuragi confirms that he and shibara planned every detail of the incident 25 years ago to rise through the ranks of their respective clans tanimura's father also found a police cover of the incident because saijima didn't actually kill anyone wait huh the real killer came in and finished everyone off after saijima left and after katsudagi double crosses tanimura guess what katsuragi was the one that killed all 18 people oh [ __ ] then with perfect timing for the first time ever the cops show up specifically suguichi and tanimura gets away hisai tanimura's captain suggests going into the police archives to get more info on his dad's case and they discover tsuguichi was his partner no tsuguichi's not in on this is he the next day tanimura decides to give the 10 million back and meets akiyama again they fill each other in on the shitstormer conspiracy that we're all experiencing then akiyama gets a call from kido remember ueno dude in the leopard print shirt that got knocked out by akiyama yeah he's willing to talk as long as he can get some protection tanimura goes to meet the guy he tells them they were ordered to cause the scene at the club he also overheard katsudagi say the murder of the lieutenant was all part of the plan then out of nowhere bam suguichi shoots the dude dead and he's about to kill tanimura until gaddy mad cops show up and stop suguichi but not really because they're all useless and somehow can't touch him even though he just committed murder japanese cops blow my mind in this game tanimura is out here like this is stupid screw the rulebook and goes after suguichi on a boat not sure who conveniently left their keys and two boats right next to each other but here we are tanimura finally gets to shoot the guy who then admits to killing his father as you would guess that's the trigger for a man so he proceeds to beat the [ __ ] out of suguichi tanimura is ready to put a bullet in this man but cannot understand why a good cop would go bad plot twist tsukuichi's loyalty was never to the police he's been undercover yakuza and kasuragi's sworn brother this whole time [ __ ] hell man this is getting way too crazy then we finally see it 25 years ago sajima leaves the shop and katsuragi wakes up because everyone who was shot was shot by rubber bullets but how the guns majima gave saijima were actually given to him by shibata and they were preloaded with non-lethal ammo katsuyagi decides to boom headshot everyone with real bullets and suguichi comes through to put katsudagi in the hospital and write his fake report about the incident one problem though chief munakata now deputy commissioner is not buying his [ __ ] report and knows it's a cover or at least that would be a problem if munakata himself wasn't corrupt as [ __ ] munakat is in bed with katsudagi and the collusion now goes all the way up to the top of the police force tsuguichi finally has his redemption revelation and is ready to be brought to justice until bam this dude gets shot too killer gets away but before dying tsuguichi says there's another traitor on the force we then see munakata confirm tsuguichi's death with hassai no way tanimura's captains in on it he has tanimoto's family tied up because they know too much pulls the gun and all we hear is a gunshot from outside the restaurant where they're being held he didn't finally after 12 chapters we finally get to play our man's kitty scene opens up to morning glory where we see hamazaki you got shot three times and tackled a guy into the ocean how are you still alive because kira's a good dude he patches up hamazaki who tells kedu about the prison and the true story of saijiu was passed he then presents kiru with a book he stole from the warden's office it's a cash flow ledger that lists 10 billion yen that was supposed to go from the tojo to jingu and then to the prison oh my god this corruption goes all the way back to yakuza one hamazaki learned all of this through his connections with the snake flower triad who were laundering dirty police money through foreign banks is this how akiyama got framed all this money is going to the prison so they can bribe yakuza to commit crimes have the police quote unquote stop them and then look good in the public eye kiri's all like why me and hamazaki shows him another entry in the ledger the plan to destroy the tojo give the ueno control of kamenocho hills which will then be transferred to the police remember when kasaragi told daigo it's at icehead or the hills yeah yeah exactly because hamazaki's finally turning a new leaf he decides to turn himself in but before they can do that they run into yosuko who isn't getting any help from the cops because remember this prison doesn't technically exist they have a chat but get interrupted by saito and the prison guards who were chasing hamazaki as always kiru beats everyone down he and yusuku are headed to kamadocho hamazaki stays to cover them but collapses from his wounds and ends up dying back in kaminocho we learned hassai took his own life with the gunshot we heard earlier the burden of being a dirty cop must have been too much akiyama says the d are raiding his office and tanimura has a plan to get to munakata because why wouldn't he the first thing kiru does in kamadocho is go to sadena and guess who's tending the bar that's right date what is with these two meeting at bars kira needs to find saijima and gets a tip that he's already linked up with majima kiru heads to see majima but can't believe what he's saying majima is getting arrested says daigo set him up and yasuko is now in more danger than she ever was then we see daigo speaking umunakata who spew in some bs about how yakuza and police have always worked in unison to preserve the balance or whatever he says he can wipe out the ueno if daigo promotes an eye to captain as munakata's liaison and gives him control of all tojo operations murakasa is trying to take over the tojo now meanwhile katsuragi's beating up homeless people in the florist to capture saijima katsudagi plans on getting saijima yasuko the prison ledger and sky finance's 100 billion yen to take down munakata how does he know sky finance is rolling like that what is keto doing working with katsuragi guess he's going balls deep like sajima told him to kiru gets back to senate and yasuko is gone looking for her brother she's being escorted by akiyama and tanimura who think kiru is a bad guy so they give her a gun to protect herself and tell her to go to purgatory while they stop kiru uh yeah no you don't stop kidu after kiru whoops their asses all three of them gets a purgatory to find a beaten florist and a missing isuko and sajima they were both captured by katsuragi and kiro they all go back to sarana akiyama is depressed because his 100 billion yen was stolen from the vault yes 100 billion that's a [ __ ] ton more than what we're even thinking about dealing with in yakuza 1. akiyama suspects kido found the vault and the ueno posed as da in order to take it without going unnoticed kiru has a plan to trade the ledger for yasuko sajima and the money but kasaragi will only meet wikido if he can fight through literally the entire ueno gang normally that would pose an issue but not for the dragon in dojima we meet katsuragi at the top of kaminocho hills and you know this won't end well remember the last time we were here yeah i'm looking at you yakuza 2 deals about to go down no idea how they got that many briefcases also not relevant but it's snowing someone gets hygienic jacket this man's nips got to be hard as [ __ ] keto then pulls a gun the second he gets the file it's over psych man literally does a 180 and shoots katsuragi i'm telling y'all ball's deep keto then reveals arai another betrayal seriously he gives arai the file and bam arai shoots kiro his sworn brother how many people is this dude going to double cross and i leaves sajima's the only one using his head at this point and double checks if katsudagi really got shot good looks because he was wearing body armor then sajima gets stupid and turns his back to katsuragi and he gets himself shot in the arm katsuragi shoots again and holy [ __ ] yasuko gets shot in the back trying to protect her brother with a bullet in her back yasuko walks up to katsudagi talks forever about how it's too late for her because she's already killed people and then uses tony mona's gun to put a bullet straight through katsudagi's head remember the last time my brother's sister were here yeah she dead the next day array delivers a file to muna kata but no money munakatsu gives that eye a gun pictures of the morning glory kids and says negotiate with kidu for it that's [ __ ] up and i think so too so he takes the gun says there's a code he needs to uphold as an officer of the law and shoots munakata wait what huh allies a cop kiru and friends are gathered at sanano their plan is to bait all major players at once with akiyama's money they say one final goodbye to yasuko and roll up in style to millennium tower apparently yakuza members are the only ones that know how to tie a tie all 100 billion is chilling at the top of the tower don't ask me how they had time to get it up there and stack it so nicely daigo rolls up and i calls him out for using keto against him wait what keto's been working for the tojo this whole time arai knew that and that's why he shot kido earlier anaya also accuses daigo of selling out the tojo for money daigo says he's justified as sacrifices must be made to financially support the tojo because remember they've been bleeding money ever since yokuza won but what about you and i fake ashuku's a police whipping boy hold up an eye is not a whipping boy mance has been an undercover agent this whole time he was originally sent by munakata to seize control of the tojo but that all went to [ __ ] when arai shot munakata and he is no longer a cop now that i needs the money so he can bring his version of quote unquote justice to the world but wait there's more munakata still alive and he brought all of his boys with him remember when he gave arai the gun that got him shot yeah those are fake bullets too he wants the money for the same reasons as always take over the tojo fund the prison do the whole fake crime scheme munakata is about to light everyone up when a helicopter shows up seriously what is with these games in a helicopter in the final scene but this one pulls the most gangsta [ __ ] ever because the helicopter blows all the cash away our heroes roll up in style and akiyama said it best when he goes everyone pick an ass to kick akiyama ends up kicking the [ __ ] out of her eye sajima tosses the [ __ ] out of keto kiru punches the [ __ ] out of daigo again and tanimura finesses the [ __ ] out of munakata and all of his men who have guns and knives with the other three accepting their fate as what usually happens when you beat someone up in this game munakata is still convinced he can't be touched then another helicopter shows up this time with data and sudo they really like helicopters and it starts raining newspapers data is still a journalist and wrote a whole story on munakata's corruption including a copy of the ledger's evidence you're done famous in a desperate fit of rage munakata jumps toward a gun at his feet seriously when will they learn get the damn gun away from the bad guy gun goes off and akiyama gets shot oh no just kidding he's fine he's ironically saved by the same money that's made his life hell the last five years munakata gets handcuffed but they still didn't move the [ __ ] gun sometimes later he goes for it again gun goes off black screen two weeks later a newspaper article says munakata used the gun to off himself better than being a dirty cop in a prison i guess akiyama and the now skinny hana chan go back to their old hijinks dante's back on the force with tanimura and kiru gets to oversee saijima become the patriarch of his own family in about two years after the events of yakuza 4 in a town called fukuoka again i'm not japanese please do not kill me for my pronunciation there's going to be a lot of new and different names in this one daigo is having a meeting with patriarch matarame head of the yamagasa family they're small and can't even afford real suits whole gang out here in red track suits like it's the 80s looking like fake ass japanese bloods daigo wants an equal alliance even though the yamagasa are nothing compared to the tojo mata rame needs to think about it and he leaves daigo's left with his chief of headquarters aoyama who offers daigo a car but daigo's like nah fam i'm gonna walk around the city that has a rival yakuza gang in it by myself [ __ ] then walks up to a random taxi and demands that the driver who has very familiar sideburns gives him a ride dagger runs his mouth about how he and the current only chairman have a truce the uomi chairman is dying and the three contenders for his spot all hate the tojo and a war is likely to happen the tojo are going around trying to form alliances for the impending war eventually taxi driver says if you don't have a destination get the [ __ ] out marquette daigo leaves but before he does he's all like i'm doing my best to walk this path fourth chairman say what kidding we all knew that was kiru but why the hell is he driving a cab where is haruka and where's the orphanage turns out kiru is living under a fake name suzuki and his boss decides to take him out one night they hit a hostess club hanging out with a pretty young thing named mayumi and what night would be complete without kiru being the [ __ ] of some punk ash yakuza members who are causing trouble for everyone clearly they don't know the dragon of dojima kiru's back home scaling in the dark because that's what tough guys do and hold up mayumi's home kidu you never told us you were hitting that my [ __ ] guy yeah well he's not but they are living together for some reason the next day at work kirito is approached by two men from the tojo he's all like leave me alone i'm trying to dust my taxi but they catch his attention when they drop kiru's real name the skinny dude in charge is mori naga and the buf damon is izawa they are supposed to be daigo's bodyguards but they clearly [ __ ] up because they have no idea where he is and are trying to get information from kiru they know daigo was in kiru's cab before he disappeared kiri says he doesn't know where daigo is as i was all like [ __ ] you do kira then drops a dude like get your [ __ ] hands off me and then they fight you already know kiru still has hands tojo guys catch them and kitty walks off like screw you guys i told you i don't know i'm gonna drive my taxi now then we get a scene one year prior to okinawa kid is packed in leaving morning glory hadouk is going to train to become an idol and her manager says she'll cover all the morning glory's debt and expenses if kiru leaves to protect haruka's image kiri's had a rough couple of days so he's chilling at the crib his lady friend is making a nice meal and these [ __ ] tojo guys show up to his place again but oh damn mori naga's all kinds of messed up because keita is a good dude he helps them out still no one knows where daigo is and aoyama is filling in as active chairman for the tojo before the homies leave morinaga stops to tell ketu a secret he knows about miaomi it's a secret because the game won't [ __ ] tell us what it is but kiru is clearly shaken up how is she connected to all this i need answers i think kitty runs into a cop from osaka looking into daigo's disappearance he thinks watase one of the omi captains kidnapped daigo to stop the alliance with the yamagasa family mr cop what's kiru to confront what's a before the tojo bodyguards do because if they do something stupid that could spark a tojo only war right there kiru goes to see watashi you immediately know he's cool because he's wearing sunglasses indoors and at night watashi has no clue what kid is talking about when he accuses him of kidnapping daigo but kitty doesn't believe his cool suit sunglasses wearing [ __ ] watashi six his boys on kiru to see if the dragon still has some fire i don't know about fire but he still has hands and they all get the [ __ ] kicked out of them watashi orders our man's the most expensive bottle on the menu for his trouble and kyu breaks it all over watashi's suit in one swing kiri's not [ __ ] around and watash is definitely not getting it out of his nice size suit also watasa isn't here for daigo he's actually here for kiru he wants to persuade kiru back to the tojo so he could have a real fight when the omi and tojo go to war turns out watase thinks daigo and the current generation of yakuza are all little [ __ ] and beating the tojo would be too easy unless kiru runs the clan gotta respect the man's resolve kiri runs into morinaga and izawa and they head to the yamagasa family hq kiru thinks ayoyama kidnapped daigo so he could become the acting tojo chairman they find aoyama he just shot matarame and then puts multiple bullets in mori naga this traitor's [ __ ] is trying to ruin the equal alliance with the yamagasa because he thinks this small family doesn't deserve it yamagasa captain runs in and thinks kiru is the one who did it allowing aoyama to get away azawa takes mori naga to the hospital while kiru beats the hell out of the japanese scarface kiri manages to escape but when he does aoyama is waiting for him and sets off a bomb he planted in the hq boom the whole hq goes up in flames and aoyama gets away the next morning kiru gets home and mayumi gets butt naked she wants some of that dragon if you know what i'm saying any normal dude would be like i bet but ketu is not a normal dude he's like nah girl your titties ain't fooling me who hired you as he starts to walk away she says there's someone she wants him to meet and drops his real name who is this chick she takes him to see matarami manorama is wearing a vest last night which saved his life after getting shot by aoyama good thing too because we get a ton of what the [ __ ] level information that starts to make this whole thing way more complicated says daigo is the one that tipped him off on the betrayal daigo knew someone in the tojo didn't want the alliance and disappeared on his own to keep out of danger we are also told that daigo was always suspicious of aoyama so he must not be the real traitor hold up there's someone else involved then we find out mata ramey sent mayumi his own daughter to spy aikido at the request of daigo daigo wanted to make sure kiri was staying safe didn't work out so well though considering ketu is getting dragged back into more tojo conspiracy [ __ ] you all know he's been a civilian for like four games now right how does this keep happening to our mans finally madarama gives kiru a letter declaring the dissolvement of the yamagasa family he's trying to keep his boys safe before the tojo only war breaks out kiri delivers the letter to the yamagasa captain and scarface is basically saying [ __ ] the family we still need to avenge our boss no matter what happens ketu then rips up the letter and says i bet but you're taking orders from me now so much for staying out of it huh scarface calls aoyama and this man's whole clan out it's old-fashioned brawler the pure last man standing wins rep is everything in the yakuza so all the tojo and fukuoka show up and they're out here squaring up with bats and katanas shit's about to get real then kiri rolls up his taxi i really hope that company has property insurance and he calls out the entire tojo clan none of you [ __ ] know what it means to be yakuza so i'm gonna beat that [ __ ] into you by my self making are not taking on the entire tojo squad just to teach lessons he's also protecting yamagasa family because no one can say anything if they get beat by a civilian but war might break out if yamagasa end up fighting the tojo aoyama rolls up talking all kinds of [ __ ] and says he can't do that and then bam let's [ __ ] go watase he ducks the [ __ ] at aoyama and accepts the conditions on behalf of the tojo if kidu can beat down every last tojo by himself there won't be a war between the tojo and yamagasa he does hype because he's all like if you want to die bring it and you start the most insane fight this entire franchise has dropped on you thus far you fight off mad dudes with bats and swords and guns and [ __ ] rocket launchers [ __ ] is crazy you already know i was hyped this right here was me streaming it the dragon of dojima is the baddest [ __ ] of all time and the entire yamagasa family is just sitting there watching kiru clean everyone up aoyama can't believe it and because he's a snake pulls a gun luckily watasa is a real one and puts him on his ass then kitty proceeds to beat the hell out of aoyama until he starts muttering to himself about not wanting any of this all he had to do was lure a cue out of hiding say what ta says reading our mind because the first thing he says is who gave you that order and right when aoyama is going to spill everything bam a gunshot spills this man's brain all over watashi seriously why is everyone messing up this man's nice ass suit no [ __ ] it's mori naga of all the questions kedu could ask he just wants to know about azawa morinaga says he knew too much and is now six feet under kiru gets pissed and rushes mori naga but catches a bullet in the leg before money naga leaves he says to go to tokyo if he wants answers two days later kiri's back in his taxi trying to decide if he's really going to tokyo but then here's something even crazier on the radio there was a shooting in sapporo no [ __ ] way majima is dead kitty is about to lose it but you could probably guess where he's going next can't kick gas and kamarocho without the same suit you've been wearing since yakuza 1 i'm just saying as if the game couldn't get any more complicated now we're going to switch characters so just like with yakuza 0 and 4 forget everything that just happened but don't actually forget it because it's all going to come together at some point so now we switch over to side you might hop back in time a couple of years to events right after yakuza 4. saijima is enjoying a final meal and saying goodbye to everyone before he heads back to jail to serve out a couple years sentence for breaking out of jail in yakuza 4. yes he never killed anyone 25 years ago but breaking out of jail is still legal even though he did spend 25 years in jail wrongfully accused i feel like he should be getting a free pass on this one no just me anyway we find him present day at abashiri penitentiary a whole thing happens at the prison but for the sake of not letting this video become an hour long i'm just gonna skim over the main points bob is one of sajima's cell mates that used to be in the kitakata clan until he was abandoned this creep kugihara has been targeting sajima since he arrived and eventually find out he's been trying to keep sajima in jail longer by starting [ __ ] saijima gets expelled from the tojo say what he also loses it when he learns about maji's with death deputy warden gives a man the key to the prison and says to escape he's helping saijima escape because he knows [ __ ] is getting real based on a full chain of events that are becoming way too suspicious sajima and baba sneak out but have to put down a hundred yakuza inmates including kukihara who try to stop them from leaving they escape steal a snowmobile baba falls off sajima crashes the snowmobile and sajima has to fight a giant bear he wins but passes out and some dude manages to find sanjima and nurse him back to health saijima saves baba from the bear finally make it to tsukimido and the first thing we see is news reports talking about our escape from prison we lay low and abandon bars seriously what is it with this game in bars and our next objective is to have a chat with kita kata about majism's death good news he'll be a guest of honor at the snow festival that is happening in this very town how convenient but we can't just walk up to him because we're an escaped convict and the festival is going to have a ton of security we need to kidnap him somehow oh saijima knows let's grab him and drag his ass down a manhole cover in the middle of the ceremony in broad daylight don't worry no one will notice because they will all be too busy watching the 15 second air show snipers guards a guy literally sitting next to kitakata no one will notice we got this are you [ __ ] kidding me anyway kirakata is expecting them and takes them somewhere they can talk undisturbed boba decides to scout the area to make sure no one followed them so he dips then we hear the kitakata family didn't kill majimo hirakata says majima came looking for an equal alliance and he was actually down for the partnership what makes this even more crazy though is that when kitakata called majima back to accept the alliance majima told him not to accepting the alliance will play right into the hands of the guy pulling all the strings right into the hands of bam god damn it now kitakata got shot sajima chases down the sniper in no [ __ ] way it's baba i thought he was the homie that two-faced punk [ __ ] has been undercover this whole time the entire series events at the prison all of it planned kugihara was even working for this [ __ ] baba then pulls a gun and is ready to kill saijima but he can't do it because saijin was always spewing more [ __ ] about brotherhood and got into baba's head not to mention he saved his life from a bear sajima decides to beat the fear of death into baba's soul and we completely crush this man saijima for some reason no longer cares who bob's boss is and he lets baba get away then osaka cop guy randomly shows up he says majim was offered by the tojo yo what is going on daigo disappeared majima's dead a third tojo captain that was supposed to form another alliance got killed saijin has been expelled holy [ __ ] man cop guy phil sajman in on everything that went down in fukuoka and wants sajima to track down mori naga we work for a cop or go back to jail sajima wants answers about majima so we're road tripping the kamurocho now we're back at okinawa a year and a half ago again forget about but also hold on to all this hygiene stuff kiri is talking to park haruka's future manager who convinces kiri to leave morning glory and in exchange she will cover all the orphanages expenses and promise to make haruka into a successful idol and now for the first time ever and hopefully the last we play as haruka her gameplay is alright if you like rhythmic button pressing but don't expect haruka to be kicking anyone's ass on the streets of sultan bori again for the sake of time i'm just gonna skip through the important parts her current dance instructor is a dick and does not get along with park haruka is in the finals of an idol competition called the princess league and we're up against an idol group called t set they're basically a couple of bratty [ __ ] that i really wish hadouk would just punch in the face haruka wins the first round of the finals and comes back to part getting tossed by the dick dance instructor who just quit the next day park takes haruka shopping which is a big deal because at this point haruka sees her as a mother figure and remember she hasn't felt this way since reuniting with her real mom in yakuza 1 who then died 15 minutes later park gives heruka a pen it's a special pen that park's ex-husband gave her before she tried to be an idol there's this whole story about her dream of performing at the tokyo dome and she booked the spot for hodu because i will debut so she could pass that dream onto haruka recently this ex-husband sent park a letter wanting to meet at haruka's debut the next morning there are a bunch of cops in front of the talent agency park is dead quick note for everyone don't try to be haruka's mother figure you'll very quickly end up dead cops say it was a suicide but haruka and ori her new manager don't believe it next we see everyone's favorite money lender akiyama he's setting up a second landing office in sotombori but his lazy ass can't get [ __ ] done which is why it looks like a hobo's den park is actually one of akiyama's clients so he rushes over to the office when he finds out about her death akiyama doesn't believe she committed suicide either and decides to do his own investigation to see what happened to the money he lent park he starts by talking to park's latest talent and can't believe it when he learns she is actually haruka they decide to investigate together in pursuit of continuing park's dream in her office they find out the handwriting on the suicide note doesn't match parks no way this was a suicide some sketchy stuff is going on and then a body falls from the sky akiyama jumps the dick dance instructor who is running away from the scene and we learn ori got tossed off the building for real haruka has some bad juju for anyone who tries to get close to her dance guy says he didn't do it but then pulls a knife sus so we whoop his ass then as we're helping ori creepy yakuza guy pulls a gun we kick him a bunch all he does is walk away just like sajim and the bear akiyama finds the forger who created parks fake suicide note and they learn yakuza guy akiyama just fought works for katsuya president of osaka talent which is also the main rival of haruka's talent agency the web of conspiracy thickens haruka has to compete in the final round of the princess league and she dances those two scheming t-set [ __ ] off the stage and wins let's go haruka akiyama gets visited by osaka cop guy learns the big yakuza dude's name is kanai and he's the director of a powerful omi family akiyama strolls into their hq starts whooping everyone's ass but then gets a call saying hadouk has been kidnapped kanye wants the letter from park's ex but then homie gets straight decked by katsuya so he is omi haruka conveniently passes out and in the next scene we see katsuya bring her back confess his ties to the umi and apologize for kanai's [ __ ] katsuya's singular objective right now is to track down park's ex but doesn't approve of the kidnapping hold up why is park's ex so important to the omi i'll tell you why he's a top tojo officer he's majima holy [ __ ] you're telling me majima's once married and if they're looking for him does that mean he's still alive haruka comes to and she gets a call from katsuya if she delivers a letter he won't ruin morning glory and kiru so haruka goes to drop it off but then gets jumped by kanai and his gang akiyama who is tailing her swoops in to beat up kanayi and he and haruka head for kamurocho to get ready for the big tokyo dome debut at this point kasuya is pissed all he had to do was meet haruka alone and he would have the letter but kane had to go and [ __ ] it up he chokes out kanei and now they are going to kamadocho to get the letter and deal with majima finally we get to meet our last playable character and he's a new one in this series and has an extremely convoluted story again doing my best to have this make as much sense as possible while also keeping it to a reasonable time his name is shinara and 15 years ago he was a pro baseball player during his first ever pro at bat he smashed a home run to win the game for his team we fast forward to present day where he lives like a bum has a mountain in debt and works for a nightlife magazine where he writes reviews on sex clubs yes he literally has quote unquote experiences with the girls and writes reviews on it i know i know the dream job man is really down on his luck until a not so mysterious man approaches him with a job offer that could pay off all of his debts i won't spoil it but remember the guy that went into hiding and no one knows where he went since a certain incident that happened in a certain town that kitty was also in no okay then i won't spoil it he'd get shinata's attention when he says he could uncover the truth behind the home run that cost him everything then we get more background on what happened sawada the pitcher of the other team threw a fastball that shinata read perfectly and blasted into the stands to win the game after the game shinata got banned from the league for stealing signs and match fixing which he definitely didn't do he gets a lead about next teammate and has to beat him up before getting any information shinata's entire team was on a huge sports betting and match fixing ring that was being orchestrated by the warring omi and tojo families shinata was new and had no idea so they used him as a scapegoat while everyone else got away clean that's [ __ ] up like literally always just when we're going to get more clarification someone kills our source at this point i'm not even surprised the next day shinata finds out about the nagoya family a mysterious group that operates from the shadows and managed to drive out the other yakuza families following shinata's framing she now then gets a call from the hooker he wrote his last review on she was captured and is being held in a warehouse it's a trap and he gets knocked out when he goes to rescue her can't trust those hoes she nana wakes up tied up and overlooking him are a bunch of the town's people they received orders to take him out because he's been snooping too much and then we learn the nagoya family isn't what it seems it's not a crime syndicate but a neighborhood watch that was trying to drive the yakuza out of their town by stopping the match fixing they used the nagoya name and mystery to keep other groups from taking over and china was just a pawn in their scheme 25 years ago right when they're about to kill shinata his loan shark busts in fire extinguished everyone's asses and now they have to fight their way out of the area i mean the mans has to protect his investment after whooping everyone's ass including another ex-teammate we finally find out who's behind everything fujita his old baseball manager we then get a scene of fujita who's on the phone saying she now will be disposed of and mentions a trade announcement the next day shinata is reporting all of his fightings to die i mean i mean the mystery man but shinata isn't convinced the nagoya family is the end-all be-all he thinks there's another group that's even behind them controlling everything mystery guy thinks he knows who's pulling all the strings but needs to talk to fujita himself to find out shinata jumps up and says i'm going with you vegeta's gonna hear from me mystery guy says no and then reveals himself to shinata what it's daigo who saw that coming i sure didn't do big surprise i i guess daigo is hiding himself because he's being hunted but also because he has history with shinata it's a whole thing that makes sense but it's not pertinent to the main story so for the sake of time just know daigo said things and tries to leave but then bam she not a rocks this dude out the door he's pissed because the yakuza robbed him of his dream and now yakuza are trying to give it back through shady means shinata has more pride than that they argue whether shinata is going after fujita until she's not as upset enough to do the shirt thing but it's not as cool when he does it because he doesn't have a tattoo it's yakuza code that when one dude does the cool shirt thing you have to as well and then fight him so daigo obliges gets his ass beat and agrees to bring shinata to tokyo to find fujita before the train leaves xinata sees an article that sawada the pitcher that he hit the home run on is being traded to shinata's old pro team this causes him to run out of the train and go to the stadium where sawada is waiting for him so wada promised fujita he would inherit the nagoya family and get rid of shinata sawada pulls a gun and says the kuroha family of the omi alliance were using the nagoya this whole time the nagoya family is just a puppet organization and all but sawada and fujita don't even know the kuroja exists sawada is about to pull the trigger but then drops a baseball sign that shinata recognizes he dodges and the bullet goes straight through the omi standing behind shinata this clearly pisses all the other omi off so they try to jump the two baseball players why did he save shinara he wants to know how she not hit that home run 15 years ago so man is willing to betray the whole omi and fight out mad dudes just to get an answer yeah sure okay after beating up all the omi they don't decide to leave the scene they play baseball shinata hits another home run sawada gets his answer and now we're back to fujita he tells the mystery dude in the trench coat that is going to send his confession to the newspapers and then catches a bullet straight through the head what who just killed him welcome back to comodo show this final section jumps around a lot i really hope you've been paying attention because it's only going to get worse so kiryu's back hold up is that baba baba tells kirutin ali where he gets his ass kicked and kiru gets the full recap we already know that tojo went to three different cities to recruit families to defend against an only uprising but we learned that aoyama and moni naga were actually omi this entire time the goal was to kill tojo leadership daigo majima as well as top tojo figures like kiru and saijima that's why everyone's been lured to kamurocho there are three omi vying for the throne since the chairman is dying with tasei who kiru says within dirtiest hands in this manner takachi who died in nagoyo so he's out and the third captain with the influence to pull these kinds of strings katsuya said was also in kaminocho where he starts to search for mori naga who do you see when you're looking to find someone that's right everyone's favorite shirtless fat guy the floors the floors tell sajima another person recently asked about money naga and they pull up to the coliseum to see izawa he's alive as that was all messed up because the sworn brother abandoned him and he has no info sajima can sympathize with this so instead of consoling the man he proceeds to beat his ass still don't understand how fighting is so magical in this game because somehow the ass kicking teaches that zawa a moral lesson that none of us will ever understand and because that fight was so impressive the flores actually decides to tell us the location of mori naga morinaga is in the morgue as that was man's yeah he's dead next we're back in fujita's office our favorite cop buddy data is investigating the scene and prince on the gun match katsuyas damn is he really the mastermind behind this whole thing well tosa hears katsuya's doing sneaky stuff and he gets his entire crew ready to rush tokyo and take them out well tasa is not letting the snake pull everything right from underneath him meanwhile katsuya is chilling and drinking wine like no one can touch him like real gangsta [ __ ] and then he sits in front of yaki-yama is offering akiyama 500 million yen to cancel haruka's concert at the japan dome to which akiyama politely tells him to [ __ ] off akiyama gets back to the office and finds hinata asking for a loan he needs 320 million yen to cancel the very same concert akiyama is trying to put on interesting they fill each other in and we learn sawada told shinara the kuroha family the family of the sikkomi chairman is going to pull something at the concert and a lot of people are in danger akiyama and shinara decide to pay the event organizer visit and learn that katsuya park and majima had been friends for over 20 years and the rivalry between katsuya and park's agencies has always been a front to build publicity the organizer also says katsuya doesn't want to cancel the concert he just wants to postpone it a day say what now what is his game conveniently kiru sajima and watase all decide to roll up on katsuya at the exact same time katsuya is all like let's go to the roof to talk everyone follows katsuya where everything you thought you know is wrong again now first thing katsuya says is none of the [ __ ] that has been gone down this entire game has been him excuse me the only reason why he lured the other three there was to find out who the true mastermind is and the only way to lure him out is to have a final showdown alone at the top of this tower the leaders of the omi's two main factions and two of the most legendary tojo members to ever exist have to beat each other to death to find out who is trying to destroy both clans so we get a four-way shirt off and the fight ends with saijima and kiru knocking each other out great plan katsuya believe it or not it actually works though because kiru and sajima get shot no [ __ ] way it's the osaka cop guy but wait he's not a cop watashi and kasuya know him as the chairman of the omi alliance kurosawa holy [ __ ] that guy's supposed to be on his deathbed guess he didn't like getting called out so he puts bullets in watase and katsuya too kurosawa hates what the yakuza have become and he's trying to do away with all of them kurosawa then shoots his gun trying to kill watase but the last second kasuya takes the bullet oh no he was wrongfully accused and now he's about to die i feel for you kazuya i really do kurosawa is deciding who to kill next and then out of nowhere daigo shows up to the party daigo's been on kurosawa's bs since he told daigo he was sick daigo and majima decided to go along with the plan so they could out any potential tojo traders his suspicions about kurosawa were finally confirmed after shinata helped him learn about the nagoya family daigo has a chance to finally end all of this but in a moment of mercy gets himself shot oh my god what now kanayi puts a bullet in daigo the man has been working for kurt asada this whole time posing as one of kasuya's guys daigo collapses and before leaving kurosawa turns back and starts talking about haruka which sends kiru into a frenzy like you're going to jump across those buildings okay kiru meanwhile haruka gets her practice interrupted and learns that park and katsuya had a plan to join forces and form an idol super group between haruka and t-set i still think she should punch those [ __ ] but they're still friends so like before any good yakuza finale the entire gang somehow magically find themselves at serena trying to come up with a plan to protect haruka and stop kudosawa while this is happening kurosawa gets a visit from majima so he isn't dead after coming up with their plan kiru and friends see on the news that majima is being held hostage at millennium tower so they go to save him first while there a [ __ ] hit squad rolls up and just starts lighting up the whole crowd they're trash though because even with four uzi's they can't hit [ __ ] kiru and akiyama body them and they find out that they were wearing majima family sigils kurosawa is setting our dude majima up by giving his guys majima pins and doing bad things like murder then a whole bunch of omi led by kanai show up saijima goes after majima shinata is going after haruka and akiyama and kiru stay to curb stump the entire omi squad hadouken's idol super group starts their show and baba is chilling with a sniper he is not sajima shows up at the top of the millennium tower kurosawa is waiting with majima kurosawa shows sajjima a live feed a hoduka show and says the only way to keep her from getting shot is to fight and kill majima we also learned majima wrote the expulsion letter as a way to protect sajima because that worked real well good job majima again because of yakuza code shirts come off even though it's snowing funny how it's always snowing at the top of these towers and they proceed to beat the hell out of each other until now we're back at honouka's concert baba decides to be a good boy and starts to leave until he runs into shinnada she now decides to kick his ass anyway and right when shinata looks away baba pulls the gun on himself he starts to pull the trigger shinata tries to stop him gun goes off baba's still alive no way his old cell mates made it all the way to tokyo and saved this man's life but how saijima hit up the homies a while ago and told them everything good thing too because if not baba's brains would be all over this concert kirusa was pissed because baba bitched out and he pulls the gun when it gets shot right out of his hand [ __ ] hell man daigo and katsuya are alive dude daigo john wicks could have saw his whole squad and now it's just kudosawa looking helpless during the concert intermission haruka sees her uncle kaz on the news beating the [ __ ] out of everyone not sure why she's surprised at this point she was there during games one through four back to kodosawa he starts coughing up blood because he really does have terminal cancer this entire [ __ ] show was orchestrated not so he could take over but so he could pass everything on to his heir who daigo gives kiru a call and says he has to go to the tojo hq now so he dips leaving akiyama to fight off the rest of the omi thankfully he gets some help and all of the homies roll up the yamagasa kirakata and watashi families all come through to put kanae down who gets the tojo hq and no [ __ ] way what is izawa doing here holy [ __ ] izawa is kurosawa's son so kurosawa was doing this whole convoluted ass scheme just to pass it on to aizawa before he died but even with all that sacrifice azawa doesn't give a [ __ ] about any of it all he wants is a shot at beating the dragon of tojima but that's bad news for him because even with a bullet wound in his side kiru drops izawa faster than the man pulled up and then he collapses i mean he did get shot very recently so then we come back to haruka and the most frustrating scene of this entire game haduka decides to stop the concert to tell the world she can't lie to them anymore she spills everything how she's an orphan how the guy who raised her is yakuza she even decides to completely give up on her dream and doesn't want to sing anymore so she can be with her family finally the icing on the hadouka's [ __ ] up cake she name drops kiru's full name to the entire world and then just dips she was doing so well not making bad decisions and then out of nowhere decides to make all of the bad decisions in one speech after the credits we see kiru he's not doing so well fighting a final boss with a bullet hole in you is not a great idea he's also probably very cold right now it's snowing and he has no shirt but also they say you get cold before you're about to die so there's that too conveniently or not depending on your perspective the busy street chickamau ocho are completely empty for some reason and kiru collapses until haruka magically finds him no idea how she pulled that one she tells him to hold on black screen you're enjoying himself at a bar let's just get this out the way now yes bars are still a big thing in this game while sipping a drink some punk ass named nagumo rolls up knocks the shadow key to drink so we knocked the [ __ ] out of him by the way we're in hiroshima for reasons that we'll get explained later kitty gets back to the bar and at first you think the drinks aren't strong enough because he starts messing with a suspicious white powder but hold up that's a baby bottle does keto have a [ __ ] kid because this series likes to confuse everyone we immediately timehop back to the events right after yakuza 5. there's a flashback at the end of that game and if you haven't seen it why haven't you watched my yakuza 5 video yet go ahead we'll be here when you get back after said flashback we find cue all kinds of messed up tyga is going back to jail again my man seriously cannot catch a break and this time these dumbass cops take a step further by also arresting kiru the man prevented a full on yakuza war saves your dumbass cops all kinds of hassle and you're going to throw him in jail japan's finest at it again kiri's arrest is just the cops trying to save face after seven games of pure incompetency kiri decides to accept his three year sentence because he's still trying to protect those he holds dear specifically haruka and the morning glory kids from the public backlash while he's in jail haruka is taking care of morning glory but is struggling with the media fallout her confession caused during her last idol show hadouka doesn't want her bad press to ruin things for the morning glory kids so she asks herself what would kiru do and ultimately decides to run away so again the morning glory kids are left to fend for themselves you know they're going to have some hardcore abandonment issues if they don't already back in kamenocho little asia is burning to the ground we all know this is a giant conspiracy already because one this is a yakuza game but also because there is a suspect looking dude and three other unknown toasting to whatever deal they just set up three years pass and uncle cass has made it back to morning glory but wait where is haruka of course kiri decides to go looking for and what better place to start than kamarocho before leaving kiru promises the morning glory kids that he and haruka will be back soon let's just keep that in the back of your head for now so again q ends up in this damn city and he's searching for akiyama hoping he's heard something about haruka naturally he runs into data data explains kaminocho is going to hell all again this time there's a war between the tojo and the chinese triad the little asia fire gave the trials the opportunity to move in majima and dojima have been arrested and some random advisor named sugai is running the tojo now akiyama also went into hiding because the trouts are after his ass so kiru has to go on a wild goose chase to find him just another day in kamen ocho after jumping through a bunch of unnecessary hoops akiyama is exactly where you'd expect homeless and underground but he doesn't know anything about haruka then they get interrupted by ed which is a really weird name for a triad boss they take care of the triads as they always do gangs who interrupt their conversations and then kiru gets a call from data hiruku is here but she's been in a life-threatening accident and it's not looking good so key rushes to the hospital akiyama tries to follow but gets stopped by a nurse who says he smells like ass and huruka was in a hit and run and the person who did it is still at large but wait as if this couldn't get any more complicated it turns out that the baby kitty who had in the first couple of scenes is actually hadouka's baby honuka runs away from home to go and get herself knocked up another point for haruka's bad decisions this decision's name is haruto naturally kiru is super distraught and immediately starts a manhunt for the culprit at the crime scene kiru gets more information about the gang wars that are sprouting up around kamurocho turns out the only son to the triad boss jimmy lo was murdered then daigo gets arrested and other gangs start sneaking in including the jingle mafia remember them from yakuza 2. then kiru finds someone creeping on him he chases this dude down and find out he's being spied on by none other than the tojo and just like that keith is back at tojo hq where he meets somaya a young punk who needs to learn his place and sugai a yakuza vet that only got the chairman spot due to his seniority the whole meeting is basically somaya talking [ __ ] and kiru threatening to bury the entire tojo clan if they had anything to do with hadoop's condition data calls and kedu ends up in the hospital again akiyama doesn't smell like ass anymore and uh some dick from child services wants to put haruto in an orphanage he's all like [ __ ] that i'm not letting this kid get the orphanage life like i did and goes to kidnap haruto clearly the hospital has zero security because you can't just walk in and take a baby akiyama tries to stop kidu but we all know there is only one way to convince ketu of anything so they fight in a tiny ass nursery but don't worry no babies were harmed to my knowledge kiru just strolls out the hospital with a baby but it's okay because data ends up convincing child services that his ex yakuza buddy who's always on the news for assault is okay to take care of this child by himself data was also able to pull data from haruka's cell phone and she spent some time in hiroshima kiri believes hiroshima is the most likely place to find haruto's father and kick his ass for not being there for his child as a father myself i can respect that before kiri leaves data warns him about the yome alliance the third strongest yakuza clan behind the tojo and the omi and they're the ones that are running hiroshima so with nothing but a baby a small bag of who knows what in the same outfit he's been wearing for five plus games we are off to hiroshima if you've seen my other yakuza explained videos you probably already know keith's first move that's right everyone say it with me he goes to a bar damn this game kitty finds himself at the bar we were at the very beginning of the game and is run by a nice lady named kiyomi who suspiciously looks like a younger version a sayama's mom from yakuza too and this is also the first time we run into nagomo he's the captain of the hirose family but they're small time so no one really cares at this point then we get a bunch of filler basically it's a series of events that leads us to kicking nagomo's ass multiple times including the time at the very beginning of the game which closes our time loop so back on track and back at the bar haruto is enjoying his dinner and a messed up nagamu gets his ass tossed on the floor by masu zoe patriarch of the family that oversees the hirose basically nagomo is in trouble because he refuses to do collections on kiyomi kiru sees nagumo's true character and decides to leave his baby with an almost complete stranger and save a guy who keeps trying to kick his ass from getting completely destroyed by somebody else naturally after being saved nagamo goes from completely despising kiru to begging him to be his anaki so i guess they're homies now nagomo brings kiru around to meet the other members of the hosai family but the only two you really need to care about the patriarch himself as well as utah the next morning kyu stops by hirosei family hq to tell them about haruto's father kiru shows them a picture of haruka and they immediately start acting sus as [ __ ] kiru easily sees through their [ __ ] but doesn't call them out just yet that night kid he was one of the hodosei fam got into some [ __ ] so he tries to help outside the hq zoe is waiting for kiru he wants revenge for the ass beating he got earlier but all he gets is just another ass beating while masuzu is graveling like a little [ __ ] he gets interrupted by koshimizu captain of the yomei alliance who knows exactly who kiru is and calls nagumo out for knowing who kiru is as well you're telling me this guy who has the balls to call kiru his anarchy has been lying to him this whole time much later nagumo shows up at kiryu's place to apologize and come clean the truth is everyone knew who haruka was but it was clear that she was trying to escape her past they didn't think it was their place to share information about someone who was trying to disappear unfortunately nagumo doesn't know anything about hadoop's father because it's likely that haruka left hiroshima around the time when she got pregnant but you know who might know something hadooka's boss while she was living in hiroshima kiyomi say what kiyomi's been lying too who can we trust at this point i'll tell you no one well maybe date but after that no one or akiyama two but again nobody else kidu goes looking for kyomi where we finally get her side of the story kiyomi learned how desperate haduka was when she first got to hiroshima so she offered her a place to stay and hijab one night much later in that timeline hadouka showed up crying but kiyomi never asked why the day after huruka disappeared liz is likely having to do something with the pregnancy damn it she doesn't know who haruka's father is though but she does have an idea it might be and of course we get interrupted by wait so man what the hell is he doing here so maya is here to swear an oath with oshie misu the yeoman captain it's also clear that kiyomi has some kind of history with somaya but kiru can't worry about that now he needs more information on haruka but we actually need to worry about it now because back at hodos hq a homie busts in and tells us that kiyomiz was kidnapped by the tojo they need to save kyomi but can't risk the yomei finding out who they are so don't worry hirose has a foolproof plan that's right ski masks looking like muppets show rejects they zoom up to the hotel start busting everybody's ass and make their way to the hotel bath house like an idiot nagumo walks in in the sauna and pants a big-ass coat and a wool sock on his head and even more like an idiot when he finally realizes that asanos are actually hot he takes off the mask revealing who he is at this point there's no reason to hide so kiru takes his mask off and then it's where he finds somaya in the sauna after somaya listens to himself talk for a while he rips his towel off to distract ketu with his tiny dick and runs away fun fact so man is also a magician because i have no idea how the hell he just magically found another towel while he's running through this hotel kitty chases somaya all the way to his room and then whoops his ass koshimitsu walks in and then shows kitty the nice dinner that kiyomi isn't currently enjoying very unkidnapped like so maya walks in and then says kiyomi is his ex-wife huh and she was invited to this dinner party as his guest also at this party is kurusu chairman of iwami shipbuilding and the yomei alliance the iwami group is basically a front for the yomei the chairman's son sueno iwami is also here after all the effort it took to get to this point kurusu wants to talk somewhere else so they leave their fancy dinner and get on a boat yup a boat kirusu wants kiru to witness the oath between the yomei and the tojo and kiru's stamp of approval might keep other groups like the omi from revolting after all the trouble it took to get kidu on this boat he's like nah i'm good witness these nuts but in all reality kitty was denying the request because sugai is only a temporary chairman and an oath without daigo's permission would be an act of treason even though kiri's a civilian kurusu's punk son tries to grow up here and says if you don't accept we might have to go hit up the omi and qiu follows back like i'm gonna [ __ ] what you do i'm a civilian [ __ ] witness these nuts and that's it they all get on a boat to settle absolutely nothing don't ask i'm really not sure why i'm so fixated on the fact that they're on a boat just go with it anyway after kyu gets off said boat he heads to the hodosa family hq where we finally get to hear who kiyomi thinks the father is it might be tatsukawa who is that good question i don't know either but yuta does tatakawa is an old friend of utah and used to be in the hirose family kiyomi overheard him talking on the phone about getting rid of a baby right before haruka disappeared last time anyone heard tatsukawa was in kamurocho not the best lead but it's the best kid who has so guess where we're going but before he leaves we find out kiyomi has even more secrets her and somaya have a kid huh what else are you hiding girl this is gonna be big later on don't worry also kiri decides to just leave haruto with kiyomi the guy literally met this girl a couple days ago but then again baby can't fight so he might be a liability if we go back to kamanocho tatsukawa used to be the host so maybe kiru's old buddies that started us would be able to help they roll up huda gets his ass tossed and kitty is all like don't worry i'm cool with the owners door guy says no you're not get the [ __ ] on conveniently eugeo strolls up looking like business and they catch up over dinner and seemingly never get served i mean there is no one at this restaurant they had this long ass conversation no one's cooking food on the table don't see any waiters i mean the food might be an eight or a nine but the service is the two so who knows we learned that jing wong had been buying up all the real estate in the area including stardust good news though tatsukawa actually used to work at stardust life is full of little conveniences as well because jun gehan starred us new owner walks in this man really thinks he can rock the floors no shirt look i'm not buying it he doesn't even have a cool rope after searing his own bouncer's face for disrespecting kiru jungi invites everyone to stardust where he will answer all of their questions at the club we learn has been converted into a full-blown male host club i mean not my thing personally but the man smart for hitting a completely untapped market tatsukawa no longer works there but jungie is willing to offer a hint if kiru fights in his ring see how he's trying to be a florist poser kiru says i'm not playing your horny girl games yuda is more determined but not determined enough to keep himself from getting his ass beat of course this stirs ketu into getting involved and jugeen gets his ass b jun gihan is a man of his word and tells kiru that tatsukawa was very likely informant for the triads he also shares his address finally they get a chance to confront the alleged father uh not really you probably forgot this is a yakuza game that man is dead someone rolled up and straight cut down tatsukawa if you didn't think it was getting real before well here we are the next day data says tatsuka was likely murdered by the triads his own gang this leads kiru thinking the trouts might have something to do with haruka's accident which leads kiru wanting to track down our chinese friend with the not so chinese name ed kitty recruits akiyama to help and learns the tojo once again are completely [ __ ] because they were the ones that started the fire and allowed the triads to move in say what why would they do that daigo wouldn't you're right daigo wouldn't but sugai would in an effort to get rid of daigo that's right sugai's two-faced ass teamed up with the triads set the fire to little asia to let the triads in and incited a quote-unquote war to get daigo in jail but now it's really gone and [ __ ] because the war turned real once jimmy got murdered sugai and somaya are not happy about kedu coming back because they're trying to take over the tojo for themselves akiyama starts talking about dreams and [ __ ] but no one cares i was too busy trying to figure out why this guy with a selfie stick had to take his photo 15 times because who has a foolproof plan to get to ed ski masks again so we've done our favorite ski mask and start busting us all over little asia only to get to ed and take the ski mask off seriously why are we even putting it on at this point q s ed about tatsukawa ed sliced that man up because he betrayed the triad and we all get a history lesson on the heihaisi the children born outside of the chinese one kid rule basically these kids don't exist in the chinese government so many get smuggled to japan and then owe favors to the triads at a later date this will be important ed stops answering questions and wants to fight add hints to the long list of yakuza characters who didn't learn their lesson the first time they got their ass booked by kiru and right before yuta tries to finish him off gun goes off the [ __ ] is master zoe doing here wait he's been tried this whole time boss man is also here big low himself he says we can call him low but the game actually calls him bigelow and that's so much funnier so that's what we're going with the rest of this video while big low is chatting with kidu he whispers something in chinese to musk zoe you knows the chinese and is all like huh even though we busted in and busted up his whole gang big low is willing to meet kiru for a nice chat the next day in the ruins of shangri-la afterwards yuda tells everyone what bigelow said basically he said the secret hiroshima holds can never be revealed oh [ __ ] that's more conspiracy what secret who's secret what happens if it's revealed so many questions then so maya walks in he wants to chat with bigelow and end the fighting i think he's full of [ __ ] but kitty believes him and brings him along it's a damn shame too shangri-la was a nice ass building and now it's a homeless house that has a really creepy bdsm guy that either wants to kill you or suck your dick i really can't tell considering what he's wearing and he's chasing you the entire time they finally make it to big low he's not a fan of somaya and starts confirming everything akiyama said the tojo invited the tries to kamurocho the tojo killed jimmy lowe the tojo started the fake war to get daigo in jail so man then pulls a gun on big low kiri's naturally like what the [ __ ] are you doing i trusted you and proceeds to beat somaya's ass again afterwards big low just lets somehow go he's not the one who killed jimmy it was sueno iwami he's the one trying to control total leadership he's the one that tried to kill big low messed up and got little low aka jimmy killed sugai and somaya are just pawns in iwami's plan enough yakuza conspiracy bs tell us about tatsukawa that actually won't be necessary what do you mean he's not even haruto's father no [ __ ] way we've been playing this game in how many hours and we've been chasing the wrong dude this whole time and on top of that somehow huruta bears a great significance in the war of kaminocho how the hell does this baby have any significance in the criminal underworld kiru gets a call then from utah hirose disappeared with haruto oh [ __ ] the homies immediately rushed back to hiroshima kiru hears koshimizu and the yomei are looking for hirose probably because they want the baby for some reason because this entire game so far has been nothing but a bunch of scavenger hunts we start looking for hit oh sorry kiru gets stopped by koshimusu dude tries to do his best majima impression but his knife isn't even that cool so he gets his ass beat i mean majima's always getting his ass beat too but still kitty is about to ask ko shimizu his questions but with perfectly terrible timing nagumu knocks him out with a bottle good news is hirose rolls out with haruto claiming to have all of their answers and here we are the epic conversation in each game that blows this whole thing up get ready i'm about to get loud hirose hasn't been completely honest about everything naturally and has been watching over haruto since he was born why it has to do with why everyone's been chasing him why it has to do with huro's real father who haruto's real father is utah no [ __ ] way what yuta and huruka were together one night and yuta didn't even know he was the father which is why this portion of the video is brought to you by condoms wrap it up gentlemen or you might find yourself in the yakuza infested conspiracy nagumo starts kicking everyone's ass while holding the baby but the level-headed kidu has a good point when he says this [ __ ] doesn't make sense when masuzu shows up what the [ __ ] whose side are you on dude then we learned mata zoe and tatsukawa really are triads and they're watching uses since he was a kid bam yuda is the heir to the entire triad lineage bam everyone thought jimmy was big low's only son but utah is jimmy's younger brother bam this secret was kept so there wouldn't be a war of succession within the triad also the triad needed utah as an insurance policy in case jimmy died aka this exact situation bam the heir of the triads utah made an impure child which is why tatsukawa who works for the triads was trying to get haruka to abort the baby which is why kiyomi heard the call which is why horuka disappeared bam it's all coming together now and just like always it's completely [ __ ] but don't worry it gets worse tatsukawa is the one responsible for hookah's accident more on that later then a bunch of random dudes in black roll up they want haruto which means kiru has to fight off another gang while everyone else plays hot potato with a [ __ ] baby jungie han rolls up looking for the fight kidu huh the jing wong are going after haruto now because everyone but kiru are completely useless hadoop gets kidnapped nagamo gets a lead yuta has an existential crisis i mean he did find out he was the father and the leader of the chinese mafia all in one night kirito those yuta through a glass door kiru does the whole soul-searching man speech kiru threatens yuta's life you to seize the light they all go rescue haruto on the way there kiru calls out hirose what's the connection between the triads and hiroshima turns out kurusu has been working with the triad since world war ii when bigelow's dad bigger low was having the yomei help them with the heihei kurusu smuggled the chinese into japan and even forged their documents a squad pulls up to where they're keeping hadusto and kiri proceeds to obliterate the entire jingle mafia before kiru kicks jungi's ass he tells him that iwami was the one that helped jing won's resurgence iwami wanted the jin wong to fan the tojo triad war and they were the ones that actually killed jimmy huruka getting hit by tatsukawa was an accident after he tried to get haruka in his car she ran he tried to catch her and then she actually ended up under the car joon gihan gets his ass kicked and is about to tell hiroshima's big secret when bam of course he gets shot in the head oh yeah by the way masa is always dead too good news is the squad got haruto back so they regrouped hq we learned iwami is a little punk [ __ ] who's mad that daddy won't give him control of the yomei so he's going behind pop's back and is responsible for the [ __ ] storm that we're all currently in kedu and utah also decide they're going back to kamunocho to cut ties with the triads yuta sneaks a way to do it by himself and it ends up setting the entire place on fire he's hell-bent on killing himself along with big low kedu gets pissed says what's your son going to do without a father and proceeds to beat the [ __ ] out of utah in a burning building they all escape and biglow says the triads will stay away from yuta and haruto biglow is one of the few left that actually know the secret of hiroshima and kurusu has a hitman that has been killing people left and right to protect the secret yuta's attempt to kill big low was actually incited by this hitman herosai huh no way you're telling me hirosei has been kurusu's hitman and has been playing dumb this whole time he even murdered maso zoe and jun gihan because they have become liabilities in order to keep the secret the reason why the kit is so important is because he's a massive bargaining chip to try and get big load to disappear again trying to protect the secret what is this damn secret turns out big load doesn't even actually know the secret what on bigger low's deathbed he left big low clues to uncover it but biglow could never figure it out he was bluffing when he renegotiated the hey heisei deal with kurusu biglow wanted to stay away from kurusu from that point on in order to limit the chance of getting caught in his bluff but iwami struck a deal with jimmy behind everyone's back jimmy got drunk one night and told iwami the truth that biglow didn't actually know the secret so at that point forward iwami had bigelow by the balls and forced the triads to comply with the thick war plan after daigo got arrested iwami didn't need the trads anymore so that's why he's trying to kill them all and of course he's doing all of this so he can control the tojo later big low gives kiru a microfilm and asks him to reveal the secret big loss is good as dead at this point since he broke the bloodline lineage kiryu and date make you to stay with the family and kidu goes back to hiroshima again there's a small cinematic that introduces daidoji long story short he's a corrupt political cherry on this yakuza collusion sunday basically he's in cahoots with kadusu after some convincing kidu gets the hodosay boys to join him on a most annoying scavenger hunt of this entire game they actually crack the code and end up at a shipyard where you guessed it they have to beat the [ __ ] out of everybody they make it to the door hiding the secret when they get attacked by a guy in another ski mask guy starts talking when we immediately know it's hirose again not sure why he even had the ski mask on the first place but then kiru has to beat the hell out of him too so he does then a massive alarm goes off and everything starts shaking one of the hirose homies actually pulled a lever in the secret room and he probably should have touched it because guess what the secret's out why is there a massive battleship just chilling underneath the hiroshima harbor conveniently kadusa rolls up to answer all of those questions and tells us that that is actually the most classified military secret in all of japan as you could guess he tells a very long story that i'm gonna oversimplify so here it goes government wanted to build a big boat with guns they weren't supposed to build the big boat with guns so they did it anyway with illegal money and supported an underground criminal organization the yomei to keep the secret for generations chinese refugees worked on it which is why the triads know the secret big boat is proof of governmental collusion kurusu then tells hirose to kill everyone who does say for the first time hesitates and he immediately catches a bullet from kurusu kudusu then just walks away hirosa says to let him go because at this point he's just a dead man walking he takes his final breath and dies in the kurusu's office iwami's snake ass made a new deal with daidoji and started whining about how daddy would let him manage the yomei then koshimizu rolls up with a gun iwami takes his shirt off for literally no reason other than to show off his shitty tattoo and walks off why koshimizu kills kirusu daidoji tells iwami that if he can kill kidu before he dies iwami can be the new yomei chairman he's pissed because they revealed the secret back in haruka's hospital room no way hoduka is finally awake the next day samaya warns kiru that iwami is coming for that ass naturally this means haruka's in danger so we're going back to kamadocho really getting our mileage on this one aren't we kiddu kidu goes to hadooka's hospital where they have a very touching moment and then kiryu decides to get serious he's tired of all these tacky ass suit wearing fake ass no hands throwing [ __ ] trying to go after his family that doji wants kiru's head he's going to give it to him and these hands he calls the man like where the [ __ ] is coming for that ass kid who gives another heartfelt goodbye to haruka and haruto gets the homies and goes straight to millennium towers so they can go [ __ ] up sugai you can tell kiru is beyond pissed too because he doesn't even talk this time he just rolls up decks the first [ __ ] he sees in the mouth and starts ripping the whole place apart [ __ ] your henchmen [ __ ] your gatling gun [ __ ] your helicopter let's go kiru finally he makes it to sugai's office sugai and koshimizu are hiding inside a flat screen tv and somaya pulls up with a katana kitty puts down samaya for the third time only to find sugai has kiyomi hostage the deal was that if somaya killed kiddu kiyomi would be able to go free hiwami pulls up and makes kiru a secondary offer kill somaya or they're killing kyomi in order to save the mother of his child sumaia performs seppuku on himself and straight guts himself open koshi misu still puts the gun in kiyomi's head turns the video feed off and fires his weapon no [ __ ] way he did not just kill her what about the kid with his dying breath so man makes nagomo promise to look after his child man has a change of heart but unfortunately doesn't live to see it through damn this pisses ketu off even more and after breaking a nice ass tv nagumo tips him off to where iwami and sugai will be [ __ ] hell now we're going back to hiroshima apparently kiru and nagamo decide to go alone and fully expect to die trying which is weird considering kiru's been through way crazier [ __ ] up to this point anyway they roll up to kadusa's funeral and put the whole gang on their asses koshimizu sashimi's nagumo but he gets his in the end kiru's not [ __ ] around because he caves ko she moves his face in and then calls out iwami but these [ __ ] snakes kidnapped haruka and now have a gun to her head iwami does the yakuza shirt thing because he thinks he's cool he's not and sugai gets a pipe and they proceed to beat the hell at akiru who can't fight back because of the situation haruka is in this is why kirito is about to light your whole [ __ ] up you can't even have a fair fight as kiri's getting his ass beat the hirose homies roll up save haruka and now the dragon in dojima is about to show iwami why he should have stayed out of the yakuza for the final time in the kiriu saga our mans shows everyone why back tattoos are cool and proceeds to beat the [ __ ] at iwami's punk [ __ ] two-timing fake ass jackie chan looking model [ __ ] building us kiru is about to finish iwami but of course no one checks the bad guys for guns and sugai pops one in nagomo misses haruka twice at almost point blank range and fires another bullet just as yuta stops in to protect his family but no way kiru took the bullet in a yakuza kiwami like flashback hiru steps in to protect his family and takes two more bullets before nagamo puts sugai down sugoi tries to get away but ends up taking his own life seriously is no one gonna take the gun from the guy thaidoji flatlines and kiru passes out no is this the end of the dragon black screen one month later nagamo is looking after somaya's daughter with kiyomi she's alive turns out the gun koshimizu had was actually loaded with blanks and kiyomi never actually got shot yuta and haruka are heading back to okinawa where they can raise haruto around the rest of the morning glory family and the real heads of the tojo are out of prison majima's ready to avenge the [ __ ] out of kiruchen's death but daigo has other plans in a very chilling cut scene that i highly recommend everyone checks out for themselves and a letter of final request qiyu asks daigo not to avenge him and daigo intends to honor his wishes akiyama is reminiscing with data and calls him out on his [ __ ] because he knows dante's keeping secrets about kidu turns out akiyama is actually really smart because kirito isn't dead nani while recovering from his wounds ketu is approached by a mysterious politician who wants to buy kids silence kiru agrees only if they meet certain conditions they must let dai go out of prison and they have to fake kiru's death date doesn't agree with the whole situation but by going into hiding and giving up his quote unquote life kiru is making a last-ditch effort to keep his family in the ones he holds dear safe i mean over six games none of his other ideas have worked so i guess it's worth a shot at this point hugh takes one final look at his family and then disappears the legend that was the dragon of dojima is finally over