I got your ass didn't I hey heyy hello um all right this was fun I'll see youall next week hi hope you guys are doing well um it's been a minute since we had some alone time there's been some discourse on the internet recently Kanye West is crashing out for like the 15th time he had his wife walking boot but naked I recommend Guillotine more devastating news Trump is Alive and Well Tommy in it and dream are fighting over some Caucasian [ __ ] I want to see them fight can we all agree boxing match give them both pickaxes and fight to the death Taylor Swift and Ice spice got booed and I know ice spice was like yo what's good like Taylor what they're do people are questioning if I'm straight which is like crazy because what about me gives gay well yes the ongoing bid is me being straight now given [ __ ] can we really sit down and lock like let's really lock in really quick look at me I look like I'm about to death drop there's nothing but then I saw this video of Duncan taking on six blindfolded grandmas [ __ ] that sounds like porn wait there was six blindfolded grandmas and they had to figure out which one was not the grandma and then my brain started to do the hamster World thing where I was like oh my gosh boom idea boom idea boom boom boom idea my brain was like you should do this but with straight men now [ __ ] you know me anytime y'all give me the opportunity to troll men [ __ ] I'mma have it SL me the [ __ ] up so here's the game plan I put these guys in a straight room blindfold them I go in there they have to figure out which one's the gay one but hey sh there's a catch sorry I got all up in your face um I had my friend David pull up and David is how do I say this what's up my name is David what the word that I'm looking for David is a a Queen Mother Goose David's one of the girls you know David David David he be he be sucking dick David is gay I had him come because I need him to steer the attention off of me cuz we all know let's be real here the the queen inside me she's going to crack with all that being said um let's get into this video this is six straight guys guess the gay guy let's go down the line say your name introduce yourself and what's the straightest thing about yourself my name is Evan I'm 26 the straightest thing about me is I have a hot ass girlfriend that's way out of my league hey how's it going guys my name is Mark uh the straightest thing about me is I don't eat bananas solid bananas I love bananas what's the reason you don't like eating the bananas are you just used to being around bananas all the time or what what are you thinking about you know I don't know if you guys ever heard that I don't know if it's either on Tik Tok or like Vine you guys hear that um that Echo that goes g that's what you hear when you're eating the yeah I'm just like nah bro I can't do I can't my name's bear I'm 21 and the straightest thing about me is I like pink you like what okay okay I like pink too pink like the the sing the singer I mean but H are pink too what's up my name's David and I think the straightest thing about me is I have a beautiful girlfriend and okay another just copied me my bad my bad she's not out of his League though no one's out of my league I don't think nobody's out of his what's going on my name's David I'm 21 years old and the straightest thing about me is probably that I grew up with a strong Father Figure what is it what you guys didn't grow up with no strong fathers I did but I would they get you put my name's Frankie and I guess the straightest [ __ ] about me is I eat it on the first date what do you eat whatever she need me to eat [ __ ] okay he said hey did I hear he whatever what did you say oh okay my name is Valley I think the uh straightest thing about me is uh I like the bodybuild get on stage with my little Speedo and flex you like oiling up yeah of course you know you got to get a little tan I feel that up with the little everything that put on how much you brinch bro I brinch my Max is damn you big as what is that big as [ __ ] we trying to H you up talking about trying to support you my guy what I appreciate that bro I would give you a d but I can't see where your hands at me neither bro but it's okay I know you big pause now the count of three 10 minute start you guys can ask each other anything who's y' celebrity crush uh Gina she's bad Emma Watson Megan Fox is bad y heard chap round who oh no did you guys see what she looked like at the Grammys I thought you look bad that's Su she that's crazy work isn't she like for gay or some [ __ ] I mean she sings beautifully she's I don't know I think she's like that's just I got a question for you guys describe what tastes like it tastes good it t it tastes good that's it that's pretty much it I want I want to high five you cuz I totally agree with you saying based on like past experiences I think it tastes like pineapple you got on Tik Tok said in the past so I'm kind of curious was that like in the past are you rapping like what SP some [ __ ] Bro only thing I usually spit on is the tip of my [ __ ] before I slide in but I don't have no you're going ahead slideing wet what happened to hello number four what ises taste like you um it depends I actually had a really bad experience where I went to the gym with my girl and I was a little excited and we didn't really wash up or anything so it tastes like skin and it has a specific taste that I can't even tell you what the flavor is um I love I love it I think it's great I I think it's fantastic and I thank God every day for putting it in this world bro DB me up where are you where I'm to your right where you what up boy what up they're touching in the dark you keep making everything gay bro you want to eat my butt or some [ __ ] wait a minute hey God this [ __ ] taste like yeah honestly that [ __ ] Tes like pennies pen pennies I used to date a girl and her diet consists of like Takis and Arizona Bros oh that's but she was cool though her name was Jessica Jessica if you're watching this I miss you oh [ __ ] we're going to move on to the question um how do you normally pick up on chicks usually hit them with a line like you know if I'm out at the bar or something like that you know hey can I bother you for a second you know go into a line as good as I look you know I've I've never been turned down so okay I like I like the confidence never been turned down I don't know if I believe that never I don't chase I'm a strong believer you're track I'm I'm on the if I'm not like a bar or something I'm probably going to try and get close to her friends and then have her when I get tired with her friends if they like me I'm going to have her like introduce me to the girl I wanted be talking to Bar you go to bro I'm trying to go oh dude where are you from you like Newport from go to wh wh the [ __ ] are bad at wh damn if you go in there you got to know you're messing with the th B holigans I don't like the way you talk about girls what is everyone's body Camp we'll start at test number one go ahead 8 7 43 40 I think 40 uh somehow I'm at 7 or seven just said three no no I didn't contestant number six you didn't answer the question uh BR come on say it no what we thinking what do we think the only problem is bro and can y'all cut this out is I'm talking to a girl right now I told her it was like three but no if we're being honest [ __ ] like don't worry we can cut cut that out you don't have to worry about that bet but yeah three okay all i t number four how do you pick up girls with the funny as [ __ ] up um I think the best way to pick up girls at a bar is just like to talk about what they like so like I love talking about pop stars like what AR Grande is doing or like what Beyonce is doing I don't know what they're doing but the girls doing they start talking it's a rap it's a r this got to be to throw us off this to throw us off I was waiting for you to say hell no hell no I ain't going up to no I'm over here in my head just like number four I'm kind of kind of me number four I don't know if you trying to stand out or you just being yourself bro throwing us off what if he doing this on purpose because the first time I heard you talk and say your name you kind of you kind of came off as say it I get that then when you started talking about your girlfriend say it he was trying to this that was pretty that was really good no I know that's what you're doing oh yo number four gay as [ __ ] bro bro fuckor I'm we listen and we do not judge I'm judging that [ __ ] gang and we do not Jud can I give you a context like I grew up with three older sisters oh GG oh [ __ ] do you have anything you want to say to try to defend yourself besides the three sisters thing to be honest like I was by them and they were very feminine and a cheerleading and [ __ ] I just kind like it's how I connect with women so that's kind of what you like boys why would you say he almost got him so close we're going to go down the line on who you guys think you want to eliminate number one what are your thoughts I want to say number four but I think it's too obvious I think they're trying to throw us off so I'm going to say five what the honestly I'm going to go with number four for some reason my gatar was just like H this guy for sure sounded like you liked your gar going off D [ __ ] you in the I think it's number four what number was that three I think it's number four to no I'm playing the only I honestly didn't get a Vibe on anybody but I'm going to say five just because I don't know he's just sound a little like he sound a little like um you could confide in him so confiding so I definitely do think it's four but I'm going to have to go one because I feel like he's projected saying I'm F there's no way you think I'm gay I'm going number one I think one I'm going have to say four cuz he's gay it's giving projection see you're not got to be it you know I'm not really too convinced because Tyler Perry puts on the good show and number four you're doing a really good job but I don't think it's you honestly I'd have to I'd have to say three what three or one for sure that's crazy I age I'm with you on that one I age does anyone want to change their answer after hearing all that can you speak for me four yeah what you want me say okay five can you speak for me yes sir five that does mean that five has the most votes meaning five is eliminated as the first most gay person in the anyone that did not guess for is it's it's crazy I think I think I knew as soon as he started speaking and then one choosing me kind of kind of Set It Off and everyone else kind of picked me but I hope you guys guessed the right one let's give it up for contestant number hey number four watching you watch he's watching watching yeah I'm super straight I grew up with with a good family you know had a good father figure played Sports all my life I'm jacked all of it all I'm checking off all straight boxes so take your shirt off real quick you want me to take it off yeah take up say less say less more questions at the end of this there will be another elimination who has a question what's the gayest thing about you five what's the gayest thing about you that I'm standing next to four [Laughter] that's pretty good that's pretty good that's pretty good [ __ ] um I can you know how to twerk like really well valid valid I got to support the homies uh the gayest thing about me is I did [Music] cheer why is that funny your biggest your best cheer no we want a vocal one a a chance give me a brother this gu who did you cheer for oh me who the [ __ ] did go tigers tigers that does not spell Tigers she aot I think you're a [ __ ] fat gayest thing about me [ __ ] uh I guess my skincare routine man gayest thing about me yeah I do card tricks blindfold you have aard on you I do oh my God wait can I do a blindfolded trick oh [ __ ] he's not that all right they're all different right yeah I don't know where I'm pointing can the camera see it yeah all right producer just say stop whenever you want hey CL stop okay this is your card you got it okay all right look card goes in the deck what was the card more diamonds is it on top now how can he see this no [ __ ] I can't do a blindfold never mind what is like a celebrity in their body part that you think is really hot what's his name [ __ ] Chris Evans Captain America his chest you know what I'm going to go with Adam Sandler and his dad Bob modeling purposes Mark wallberg when he was young Calin clar so a guy in underwear okay okay is it his body or his penis in particular uh I'm going keep it a buck and keep being transparent like growing up Ronaldo always had like a bulge and I was like when I grow up I want to like have that type [ __ ] I'm going be rude like I'm going just say what I what I'm really thinking hey you're growing up now did your dreams come true hell no um I'm going have to say low key Ryan Reynolds why you might ask we didn't ask ask nobody I've been sitting here been sitting here this whole time listening to these answers never in my life thought to be like oh I want to look like this man you're a [ __ ] bodybilder what you I'm trying to be the best version of myself I'm actually a natural body didn't you say you like the locker room yeah I do I I want to go down the line and I just want you to say this clock it [ __ ] yo clock clock it [ __ ] period clock it [ __ ] period pocket [ __ ] pocket [ __ ] oh no chill oh no pocket [ __ ] period clocking [ __ ] all right so I'm around two gay [ __ ] you know what I would like to go down the line and I want you to pretend you're dirty talking a woman right now you're in bed and you're dirty talking a woman what what the [ __ ] what's up babe I'm trying to give you some love and affection does that ever work in this one every time liar I'll be like which hole you wanted in what oh my what I'd be like come here baby I'm trying to crack you like a shell crack you is that bad hey he's 21 for real he's 21 what like just you like sound unexperienced as hell you have like three bodies no I got like 40 cap yeah I smell cap no you smell your upper leg how do you smell all four oh might say like your titty slay oh hell no what what what is that like the the way she looks when she's making those faces am I next to Kevin gabes I want to know uh you guys's favorite female artist and what probably glow she really like a a lokia [ __ ] she like she don't she don't can't listen to rappers like females cuz all they talk about is like eat my click and all that [ __ ] and I can't relate cuz I don't have I'm going have to say I really like I I don't know cardi B [ __ ] is my go-to oh that's crazy hey that's your Anthem right there hey my shit's wet your [ __ ] wet hey let me oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I probably say like like Lady Gaga she like mother I got to say sexy red get it sexy se boy you know that ass super fat I'm lying throw that back I forgot it I feel like number two is going to be like I don't listen to female artists I if I had to it' be making Minaj but that's it all right raise your hand if you've ever been a gay bar Queen okay so everyone but contestant number one two and three have never been to gayar how gayar just turned 21 ah okay he's a baby yeah I don't really go to bars I don't know I don't want to be hit on by dudes oh brother this why why do you go because on by guys yeah getting h on by guys and then also getting free drinks but it doesn't go past the free drinks yeah that's true you get free drinks from get that's a that's a slippery slope my way like yeah and they have a crazy Glory ho all right bro all right all right all right all right all right guys uh that's the end of round I got a question okay how y'all feel about lesbians what about them what about them how you feel about them I mean it really depends we're talking about like I don't know petite ones into each other man I find that [ __ ] sexy e what you you don't find girl on girl action sexy y are gay I know what two is trying to say like if if they're hot then yeah it's hot but but if they look like a lesbian it's not hot if that's exactly all right guys we're going to we're going to do an elimination now we're going to go down the line again and I want you guys to tell me who you're like sus out about who you think is you know just and then uh vote someone out we'll start with contestant number uh six this time can I just have everybody say hey one time going to with number one hey hey hey hey oh y are you sure there's not two gay guys here number one it might be you gang I'm telling you I'm sticking with that one I'm going to say four BR uh I'm going say three I'm just going to have to go number four still keep the same answer four okay and I'm going stick to that I'm saying four too contest number four has been voted Al let's get up to contest number four for obset honestly don't know why they thought it was gay but but I honestly think that they were like just on some like secret hater type of [ __ ] because nothing about me gives like gay if that makes sense um but do you all like like on an actual Vibe like do you guys actually think that I look gay if you're watching this guys close your eyes Okay do I actually sound gay cuz I've never been called Gay before like no one's ever been like oh are you gay like yeah so I don't know what are your hobbies like guys I just lift weights I I started surfing I also started doing a lot of uh indoor rock climbing oh nice yeah nice dude must be big too my B is getting bigger cool you want to fill it no okay I work out edit hike you know play basketball I like spending time with on my podcast and uh I like boxing you got a podcast mhm what' you talk about it's called chicks dicks and icks so we just talk about women with women with their issues men and their issues and couple with their issues chicks dicks and it all right what's happen oh no the bootylicious bubblegum bro it's a fire song you never seen I've seen the actual video but to had it as a ringtone bro it's funny it's like that's not funny bro TI Tok that is I Tik Tok I'm sorry you use flip phones back in your day I did my bad the blackberries I'm I have a question for you guys raise your hand all these questions is the gay one still with us it's you what percentage on a scale of like 1 to 100 would you say maybe you have a little bit of gain you maybe you got absolutely zero but it's rare that someone is like zero or 100 we'll start with contestant number one scale 1 to 100 where would you be I'm going to say I'm a 10 because I got dared to kiss a guy oh yeah and I did it he's gay bro I got dared by a girl who ended up becoming my girlfriend at the time so it's like oh so she likes seeing G she was the one who wanted me to do it she seeing gay stuff bro gay [ __ ] because it was straight you know hold up what all right we're going to go to caness number two I took one for the team a flat zero that's homophobic I am not homophobic uh I would say 20% because I went skinny dipping with the homies yeah where was the girls where was it at oh I'm not there was no girls I'm not going to you jumped in a pool with how many boys like five I always prefer Five Guys that is the G [ __ ] n n n it wasn't even that bad bro yeah it was like freezing it was like like really cold in La it was like super cold who's the first one to be like let's take our clothes off oh that was not me though I promise you that but you were the first one yeah I was the first one out the door like first one to jump in I was the first one to jump in when you when you were in man takes action you guys you know you know how you play chicken in the pool you're on each other's shoulders oh yeah when one of your friends was on your shoulders which way was he facing uh he's on my neck so his meat is like on my neck actually yeah controll it controler try um I say like a good like 15 just because like my girl at the time Jessica shout out if you watching this uh she did my makeup just to like try it cuz she wanted to did you like it yeah I look bad as [ __ ] I know you was in the pool with boys naked so you just got your makeup yeah you'll be quiet with that who's done their makeup I don't wear makeup bro I haven't done it but I got it done I got you just said you didn't get your makeup done so you no I for for like modeling purposes yeah say kind of how tall are you 6'2 I hav it my girlfriend did yeah it was for a video damn girl she she can get you to do anything damn I know she could get you to that [ __ ] over babe he's going to give us 500 can you your makeup H when I'm on set yeah but none more [ __ ] it okay what do you think if you would have sex with another man for $25,000 hell I'd rather die bro I would have sex with another man for a million a billion a trillion how much money to just kiss the tip of a penis no $5 I think [ __ ] if your girl tells you to do it would you do it [ __ ] you I do it for a Millie I do it for a you would do it for free if your girlfriend to do this [ __ ] zero absolutely not for free I'd rather oh God oh God I waiting for that hun I'll do it for a mill yeah cuz I could buy real estate I could buy real estate and get rich and famous you know what I'm saying you do it for $500,000 yeah hey hey hey you see how quick he said that I'm on his side whose side uh what's the one next to me that's gay three what how much you paying them uh I'm down for Mill I don't want no parts of that [ __ ] life or death I'm going to go with death because I'm going just be what you like we're going to go down the line to do another elimination uh contess number four who are you voting for uh I'm going have to go with two cuz he's like super projecting on that gay [ __ ] I just feel like cuz me and number three were open-minded about kissing a penis it's not that I'm open-minded I'm not gay bro I'm not going to do that [ __ ] look at how you get mad well no it's just it's just like what the [ __ ] why would I do that number two who do you want to vote on though that fool who was that number four number four I wasn't really sold on it until you kind of cop that little attitude it kind of reminded me like how my sassy friend gets when he don't get his way so I'm might have to go with number two see so I was stuck on four cuz the ringtone right but then the attitude from two so it's like I'm going go with number two dang yeah all right bro I'm have good I'm going have to go too dang y'all [ __ ] up take me honestly I don't know I don't know why everyone went after me probably I was a little sassy I can admit that but I just didn't I just didn't want to be called Gay that that was it that was the straight that was just the straight answer okay first question for the final round if you were gay would you be a top or a bottom top damn you answer that quick well bro I'm not getting [ __ ] I'm not being gay K to I guess why you hesitant because I don't like I'm not [ __ ] with that [ __ ] I want you to close your eyes right picture you being top and then picture yourself which one feels more better for you which one feels better for you I said none that's not option yeah that's why I said top bro the option for me would be to be me if you say none it's your reverse your verse Oh no number one oh I said top top top and then Val reverse that's really nice why did you and your ex break up your last relationship can I go first sure Jessica yo this guy Jessica no I'm kidding I call her commenting on Vinnie hackers post raw next question oh yeah it sucked but like I mean I can't control raw next question wait she said that he's funny as [ __ ] I'm being dead at contestant number one kind of started losing interest a little bit oh yeah and she thought I was gay what what she was probably right why me and my broke up was because of social media did you also comment on Vinnie hacker stuff uh no I didn't say raw next question but you would say it though um she broke up with me I just went through a divorce like a couple years ago so still living a little loose and uh yeah she just couldn't put up with my [ __ ] damn need a hug good okay who do you guys think is the most iconic pop star it was Prince one yeah okay I'll go with Prince he was gay all right raise your hand if you you guys know what bogging is I have voting rights no I said bogging with the G in the middle oh like like the magazine wait what is bogy can you describe what the g spot is it's like contest number one where where's the G Spot it's not it's like it's like a little diagonal you know like where like where like it's like in a corner no you okay where's the G Spot number four it's in his ask me I'm tell you when you you you uh roughly an inch or two inside the vagina opening near the uretha what exactly funny funny you think Queen Blackwell is attractive yep that's a [ __ ] oh she's that Tik Tok Tik toer right bad yeah she's bad put me in a room with her in a honey pack I'm not going to lie i' be the gay one cuz I don't know who she is I'll show you after buy all right cool yeah she bad she her ass is fat when she far I know oh yeah okay it smell like that's how the sound come off the cheek did you know that when you fart though the reason why it sounds like that cuz your booty cheeks clap together oh yeah I ain't farting no more I ain't farting no more that's just too go I'm a burp every time now blow it in somebody's face you can't if you burp or if you hold your fart in it gets stuck no that's why your breath stin cuz it comes up to your mouth yeah I know that's why I'm saying blow it in somebody else face I feel like you guys should have an idea on who secret gay do you know raise your hand if you think you know who it is okay can I hear all you guys voices again real quick I'm three I'm two all right then I think it's three I think it I think it's three why just cuz like the voice the ringtone is is kind of adding up now I think you're projecting I'm not projecting I think you're projecting no I think you're projecting n you're acting right now oh I think it's one two and four oh yeah definitely definitely three you want to know what's funny my man gave it away with the ringtone I didn't time out time out gave it away with the ringtone thought after every round he's been in my ear trying to figure out if I figured him out like hey what number do you think trying to throw me off and I like didn't realize that until the last round cuz I'm like okay he's playing a good game but no bro it's this guy it's not me it's not three all right defend yourself number three I don't have to usually they don't that's what like they don't have to well number number three I think maybe the best way to defend yourself describe what like your favorite parts of like a woman's body my favorite Parts about a woman body oh wow what's the [ __ ] between yeah yeah it's number three it's number three it's not me bro it's not it's definitely you it's not bro I swear my favorite part is like you know what's funny he was also Nam dropped with a hell a lot of females that he ain't never with heart their heart bro that ass what okay first of all all you [ __ ] suck since y'all want to clock it let's clock it you get no [ __ ] you get no [ __ ] and you get no [ __ ] and I'm out period [Applause] [Music]