This is Phineas Jaywalking. [Music] I wonder if oilbased paint is combustible. He just got a fine of $100. And this is a literal bomb Phineas created to blow up the whole city. Just kidding. It was actually Dr. Dofing Schmz. But Fineas is still heading straight to jail for all the deranged illegal stuff he's gotten up to on a summer vacation. Remember when Candace had that horrendous allergic reaction to wild parsnips and then belted out this iconic banger? [Music] They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press. E everybody I l That's right. Those boys are evil little boys. She was bitten facts though. I mean, Phineas really did get up to pure evil. And this is just one damning example. Lemonade stand. We liked your idea so much we decided to go for it. And it's turning out to be a big hit. Hit me again. Opening a lemonade stand without a permit. This boy is the spot of Satan. A lemonade stand is considered a real business. So assuming Phineas didn't have a license to set one up, a Karen could call the cops and get the lawb breakaker fin 100 bucks. His business would obviously get shut down, too. But there would be no jail time for a crime as petty as this. Did you know it's illegal to go to space without the government's permission? Your only options are to train as an astronaut for years, be Katy Perry, or just go there illegally like Fidius has done on four separate occasions. In the pilot episode, his roller coaster goes totally rogue and ends up in space for a few [Music] seconds. And out to launch, he goes to space again. This time in his own rocket ship. We're catching up to her. In Unfair Science Fair, he invented a portal to Mars so Ball G could win the science fair. Cool. Okay, give us 20 minutes to find Candace. And lastly, in Moon Farm, he went all the way to the freaking moon just to have some ice cream. Everyone, ice cream's ready. Let's dig in. [Music] Presuming he doesn't have a license for space travel, leaving the Earth four times without the government's permission was very much illegal. Unlicensed space travel doesn't lead to jail time. However, the fines are out of this world. And just one charge can lead to a fine as high as $120 million. But Phineas went to space four times. Let's quadruple the fine. 480 million. Now, that's the kind of busting Candace would be really happy to see. Barry the platypus leads a double life as a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. But back home, he's just Phineas and Burb's pet platypus who don't really do much. Well, he's a platypus and an illegal one, might I add. Yeah, bad news for anyone dreaming of owning their own Perry one day. It's actually illegal to own a pet platypus in every country on Earth. If the authorities found out about Perry, he'd be taken away and like worst case scenario, they might actually just put him down. That is so dark. That is so dark. I was not ready to read that sentence. Anyway, as for Phineas, he's going to be serving six whole months in jail for violating illegal pet laws. also find 10 grand, but he could technically get away with everything by simply turning his backyard into a zoo and getting an exotic animal permit. Anyway, putting a shirt on with a head shaped like a Dorito must be a big hassle for Phineas, but that's nothing compared to him literally pissing off the whole of Danville in the episode The Magnificent Pew. Phineas and Furb are riding ponies at Clem's Carnival, and Isabella has just gotten her milking badge. No one cares. A swarm of termites appear. Sorry, that was so rude. A swarm of termites appears and chases Candace to the barn. Now she's getting chased by a stampede of cows headed straight for town. Oh my gosh. Stacy. Hey Candace. Hey Phineas. Fine. Fine. Stacy, I got to go. Why does Candace always yell at Phineas when Ferb is equally involved? He doesn't say much, so I guess his existence is a little less annoying to her. The brothers and Isabella chase the cows to the other side of town via the subway and then straight through a busy mall. [Music] That lady must feel awful knowing an actual cow can fit into the same size clothes as her. After chasing the cattle around some more, everyone stops for lunch at Mr. Slushie Burger. Kind of disturbing considering these are cows. But anyway, the stampede continues down the high street. Luckily, Candace can save the day with a cow whistle she totally wasn't just duped into buying. Well, what do you know? It works. Wait, stop. Uh-oh. Hey, this cow whistle doesn't work. Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella returned the cows to the ranch by the end of the episode. As for Candace, she avoided being crushed to death by cattle. However, she presumably spent a few nights in the hospital after this very painful accident. [Music] That would never happen to anybody but her, though. Like, what did this poor girl do to get cursed such bad luck? But speaking of bad luck, Phineas could be looking at 6 months in jail and $1,000 in fines for the crime of creating a public nuisance. Any behavior that interferes with public safety, comfort, or convenience falls under this offense. Driving a herd of cattle through town and even into a mall definitely would have endangered and pissed off a bunch of people. But the mere sight of Isabella's adorable pony definitely made a few people's days. Those X-ray glasses Finnies and Furb invented in No Bunny Business were super cool. It sucks if Phineas used them to be a little creep though. After camping out in the mailbox only to receive fake X-ray glasses, Phineas and Fur build real ones and use the glasses to perform lots of cool deeds like finding Mrs. Garcia Shapiro's wedding ring and rescuing children from a bouncy house ball pit. But it doesn't take long before Phineia steps into illegal territory. Either way, spying on people in the comfort of their own homes would be considered a gross invasion of privacy. And this creep would be headed straight to jail for one year and fined $2,500. Those x-ray glasses would definitely be useful for helping him plan an escape, though. It took Howard Carter five grueling years to locate the tomb of King Tutt. It took Phine and Ferb one bathroom break to find their own mummy, but to be fair, they were only looking in a movie theater. In the episode, Are You My Mummy? Phineas and his family are watching Bones of Doom at an ancient Egyptian themed movie theater. Phineas starts fantasizing about having his own mummy to knit, DJ, scare away bullies, and push him on the swings. After vowing to find a rotting corpse to call his own, he and Furb sneak into the movie theat's basement, ready to search for dead guys. But those little bozos aren't pulling anything on Candace's watch. Or maybe they are. Maybe it's the mummy. Ew, my shoe. The gumball machine Candace knocked over chases her through the basement and she falls into a supplies closet with a mouthful of old stale bubble gum. She tries to get back up but knocks down a shelf of butter and paper towels, turning herself into a mummy. She's way too committed to busting her brothers to stop and clean herself up though and honestly I admire that. [Music] [Applause] Wow, I didn't expect him to be so scary. [Music] makes me shudder. Vineas and Ferb capture Candace in a sarcophagus and suddenly the basement floods with water and the three of them and Perry ride the greatest log flume ride ever. Hey, where's our mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Well, mommy has supper waiting for us at home. Candace, why are you all wet? It wasn't Phineas's fault that the movie theater flooded, so he can't be charged with criminal damage. But he did snoop around the basement without permission. The storage space is presumably off limits for guests, so being down there would be considered trespassing, and the crime would earn the kid a whole year in jail and $1,000 in fines. That sounds harsh for a petty crime, but imagine if Phineas pulled this in ancient Egypt. His nose and ears would be literally cut off. No kidding. Phineas already illegally owns a protected species as a pet, so he's not exactly the Greta Thunderberg of the tri-state area, especially not with all the other crimes he's committed against the environment. In Where's Perry, Phineas and his friends go on a safari ride in Africa. That's a totally normal, non-ilical thing to do. However, taking a nap with a leopard and having a literal picnic with the wilderbeast would be considered wildlife disturbance. And that's a crime warranting one year in jail plus $50,000 in fines. Then there's the whole winter situation. What's going on here? It's summer and winter together. It's winter. There's bells around. Building his own ski resort to stay cool in the summer is an awesome summer alternative to AC. But messing with the Earth's natural seasons would be considered illegal geoengineering. And that's a fancy word for manipulating the weather. And the crime would earn Phineas another 5 years in prison and $25,000 in fines. Well, that's half of Phineas Flynn's crimes down. Let's see how his sentence is doing. H 9 years and $480,89,700 in fines. Those finds are horrific, but the jail time ain't too bad. But we're only halfway through the busting process, guys. And knowing how literally nothing is impossible for Phineas, these next crimes are going to be a million times more crazy. So Phineas and his bro Furb have built a teleporter and an animal translator. But their most impressive invention to date has got to be that time machine. And it's about time Phineas and his family are visiting the museum. The brothers stumble upon an exhibit featuring an old time machine that a 19th century scientist could never get to work. That guy probably spent his whole life trying to figure it out, but these two kids just need a toolbox in 5 minutes. Well, it's working now. What? Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. This could be a problem. You know stuff got serious when Ferb feels the need to say something. Having seen Candace's freakishly long neck and probably assumed he was an ornithimus, the T-Rex chases his next meal. The boys rescue her on their scooter. Phineas then writes a message asking for help on the dinosaur's paw print. This note appears on the fossil in the museum. The fireside girls read it and rebuild the time machine. But turns out they weren't as smart as we all thought they were because they literally built a machine that only works if it's plugged in. Supposed to find electricity in dinosaur land. Yeah. Time machine belonged to the museum, so taking it without permission is technically theft, and the penalty is 3 years in jail, plus a $5,000 fine. Taking apart the exhibit in the first place would also be considered vandalism, and the crime would add another 3 years and 50 grand if he is a sentence, which is super unfair if you ask me. Like, the dude literally just invented time travel. He's to be getting the Nobel Peace Prize, not find all his college fund. Not that he needs a college. Anyway, I mentioned mayhem a lot on this channel. You probably know by now that it's the crime of disfiguring, disabling, dismembering, or otherwise mutilating another person. Anyway, now it's time to cover the dumbest case of it ever. In the episode Dufupus, Phineas and Ferb invent the state of the matter transfer device that can turn any solid into liquid. Now, they can enjoy smoothies with weird and unusual flavors like chicken, a romantic dinner for two, and a mentally unstable teenage girl shaped like an AirPod. [Music] Is it barf? No. Get off. E. You can't tell me that wasn't personal. Candace probably destroyed the bird's nest trying to bust her brothers or just do something weird like make a stick portion of Jeremy's face. Phineas reverses the polarity of the device and tried to turn his sister back to normal, but now she's stuck shaped like a jello. To turn her back to normal, they'll need to make her a liquid again and to use some sort of Candace mold. Luckily, Buford has life-sized molds of all of his friends for reasons I don't wish to know. Candace, come on out. I'm me. Glorious me. You did it. Busty. The state of the matter transfer device disappeared. So Phineas never got busted in the show. However, if Candace's insane story about being turned into an orange smoothie was actually believed by the cops, her little bro could be facing charges of mayhem. While it was Candace's own stupid curiosity that got her smoothie, Phineas would still be liable for what happened because he neglectedly left his highly dangerous machine sitting alone in the backyard for anyone to come across. He'd be heading to jail for eight years and fined 10 grand for this crime. But I guess the more likely scenario is that Candace gets deemed insane and put in a mental institution, probably by her own mom. You guys heard the wild conspiracy theory that Phineas and Ferb don't actually exist. Yeah. According to some fans, Candace became so traumatized by the deaths of her little brothers that she developed schizophrenia and now hallucinates them doing insane stuff every day like carving her face into Mount Rushmore. Huh? It's beautiful. Phineas does exist, though, and carving Candace's face into a historic landmark like Mount Rushmore might be the most epic destruction of government property I've ever seen. This crime is punished way harsher than regular vandalism, so Vineas would be facing 10 years in jail and $250,000 in fines, but it was all worth it to make his sis smile. Candace's attempt at parallel parking was inexperience. Okay, Candace, all you have to do is park between this plastic trash can and that plastic trash can first. That alone made her feel like a total loser. So when her little brother literally became a professional racer in the episode The Fast and the Fineas, she must have been in physical pain. Phineas becomes fascinated by the swamp oil 500 race going on over the backyard fence and decides to enter by beefing up his mom's janky old car. Honestly, Phineas rocks the green hair. Ferb kind of looks like Beaker from the Muppets, though. After recruiting the Fire Star girls as his pit crew, Phineas is ready to race. Unfortunately, his big moment is at the risk of being ruined by a very disruptive member of the audience. And look, he's already got his old screaming fans. Hey, Candace is rooting for us. And your little brother's going to be on TV. I just realized that Candace and Jeremy look weirdly alike. And now I feel very uncomfortable. Like, they both got that AirPod head shape. Like, what if they're related and we don't even know about I'm going too crazy. I'm literally I'm dissecting the freak out of this way too much. I don't get paid enough for this. Phineas blasts away, leaving Candace to literally eat his dust. He ends up winning the race, but Linda misses her son's crowning moment as Dofen Schmmer's blimp crashes into the stadium's broadcasting tower. Dof steals Linda's car to escape the scene and ends up driving it through a car wash. Candace then races her mom to the empty garage to prove once and for all that she's not crazy and Phineas is evil. Look, look, look. I told you. But who did this? Phineas and Furb. Yes. No. What? It's beautiful. I got to admit, I thought you were exaggerating a bit, but this is really worth getting excited about. How'd you like it? I loved it. Now, who wants some snacks? Thanks, Mom. Honey, close your mouth. You know, I really feel for Candace. Like, it's that face right there of pure despair. The face of someone who literally wants to crawl inside of a hole and die that makes me feel bad for them. Also, can we talk about the fact that she was under so much stress in that episode that she literally developed eye bags? Poor girl definitely needed some kind of psychiatric treatment after that. But, Phineas will need a lawyer to defend him from all the crimes he just committed. First, he stole his mom's car to enter the race. Theft of a motor vehicle could earn him 12 long years, and the Sony loans him and $3,000 in fines. Then, there's all the speeding he did before the race. That'll add another $1,000 fine to it. Fine can also be charged with underage driving, which will add an additional 90 days to his. He can also be banned from getting his license until 21, but what's the point in driving anywhere when you just build a teleporter? Where do I start with this one, man? Phineas is basically spending the entire summer endangering everybody's lives. But let me show you some of the awesomest ways you could have seriously maimed or even killed someone. In the pilot episode, Phineas built the most lethal roller coaster known to man. [Applause] I remember this in the blueprints and I'm sure this is new. And it's about time he took Candace back to the Jurassic era and she was almost eaten by a T-Rex. Keep your voices low and no sudden movements. Intrigued to get ready, he thought building 50ft tall fighting treehouse robots was a fantastic idea. [Music] I'm taking you down. Lastly, in Bolarama drama, Phineas created a giant bowling ball and put pedestrians at serious risk of being crushed by allowing candidates of all people to drive it. Ooh, that's got to hurt. Oh no. So, where does this leave? I can find him. The penalty for reckless endangerment can be as high as 7 years and 5 grand. So, those clips alone would earn Phineas a 28-year stay in the slammer and a 20k fine. If you thought this upcoming clip was the most disrespectful thing Phineas ever did to his sis. Um, let me be the first to say. Happy birthday, Mom. We brought you some periodicals. A half cap double frapp mocha chocolate latte mezo espresso. Oh, wow. You boys really outdid yourself. Relax. Enjoy some reading and no peeking till we come get you. Oh, those boys are too much. Oh boy. Let me remind you of the episode Journey to the Center of Candace. It is a lovely summer day, but instead of riding bikes or playing baseball like normal kids, Finny's and Furb literally shrink themselves down into a submarine and hide in a grilled cheese. Pink is supposed to eat the sandwich so the boys can retrieve Isabella sash. However, Candace decides to have a little snack before her date with Jeremy. This is good. It works. Piggy's chewing. [Music] Wow. Piggy's neck is really long. Excuse me. After spotting cereal and the tacos they had for dinner last night, Pennies and Ferb come to the disturbing realization that they are in their own sister's digestive system. Accepting that they are fracking screwed, the boys pause for a moment in awkward silence. Then they call Candace and break the news to her. How do they even get a signal from in there? Desperate to find an escape route that doesn't involve a toilet bowl, Phineas hacks Candace's nervous system to force her to throw up. We have to help Isabella. So, arms and legs. Candace, are you okay? [Music] Venice, I'm going to What happened? Candace, are you sure you're okay? Come on. My uncle's restaurant is right over here. At the restaurant, Candace gets tickled by Ferb and coughs out the submarine. Pinky also threw up as a villa and got her sash back. So, there's that. Everything worked out perfectly. But Phineas could be in some serious hot water, and I don't mean Candace's stomach acid. Taking control of her arms and legs and trying to force her to throw up would be considered assault. And if convicted, Phineas can be sentenced to as long as 32 years in the clink. He'll also have to cough up $750,000. Man, I was seriously impressed when I saw Phineas build the world's fastest airplane powered only by vegetable oil in the episode Summer Belongs to You. The best episode of the series, by the way. But the whole thing seemed less amazing once he demonstrated his flying skills, or lack thereof. [Music] Fortunately, Balli Tun let the kids borrow a giant river ball so they could continue flying or should I say bouncing around the world. Come on along with me. So many sides to see the world. I think we all can agree that was a Baltic shouting around the world. Go to Rome and see the coliseum. The coliseum. Sure. Don't you blink or you won't see them. You won't find. But we got to keep chasing the [Music] sun. Assuming the plane bounced into every country outside the US, Phineas could be facing 194 counts of airspace violations. That basically means flying a plane into a country without getting permission from air traffic control. He's also clearly guilty of piloting without a license because I mean, he's like 10 or something. All those charges would earn Phineas 197 years in the Clink plus a colossal 42,680,000 fine. Wow. Violating airspace really violates your bank account. If you're unable to watch the Spongebob Squarepants episode, have you seen the snail without balling your fracking eyes out? Watch the Phineas and Furp episode, Oh, there you are, Perry. It's a little less sad. Agent P wakes up at the crack of dawn, ready for another day of kicking Dr. Duke and Smurch's butt, but he's been downgraded to a minor threat. That means Perry is getting assigned a new villain called the regurgitator and will be relocated to a new host family who are just lovely. Being relocated away from your host family to this new family in the Quad State area. Bad news is the relocation and the good news is the new villain thing, right? Just make sure you take your belongings from the house when you leave. Perry packs up his stuff and leaves with a broken heart. Phineas and Bird become devastated by the loss of their beloved pet and literally capture every single platypus in town to try and find him. Sadly, none of them are Perry. Harry, this little guy's eyes are too close together and his beak is orange. Harry's is more of a tangerine. Too cartoony. Whoa, that one smells like meatloaf. Imagine if they're all secret agents, though. It'd be like an entire army of agent peas. Phineia suddenly remembers how much Perry loves music, so he climbs to the top of a building with all of his friends and blasts out the song Come Home Perry to everyone in town. More than just a passing [Music] trad gets reinstated as Asian PE's nemesis, and Perry is soon back in Phineas and Ferbs' arms. The episode had a happy ending, but Phineas won't be so thrilled about all the jail time he just racked up. First, we need to add 90 days in jail on a fine of 400 bucks to a sentence for noise ordinance. While everybody in town loves the song, it's illegal to make excessively loud noise in public. So, the Come Home Perry concert would be considered a crime, presuming Phineas didn't have some kind of street performer permit. Now, let's talk about all those platypuses or platypi captured in the search for Perry. There were approximately a hundred of those. And assuming they were all other people's pets, Phineas could be charged with 100 counts of theft of a companion animal. I mean, even if they weren't still housing a platypus is illegal, if the value of the animal exceeds $950, the crime actually becomes grand theft in some states. So assuming platypuses are quite expensive to buy, Phineas is facing a whopping 300 years in jail and 500 grand in fines for stealing the platypuses. Well guys, it looks like Phineas Flynn is now officially busted. His crimes have earned him a grand total of 602 years and 180 days in jail plus a staggering fine of 524,359,100. Justice has been served. But how does Phineas sentence compare to other villains? Huh? Click the screen to find