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hey yo what's up it's your boy KSI welcome to try not to laugh apparently this batch is very very good so we're going to delve right into it and see if we laugh we ready let's do this hey guys it's comedy shorts gam here don't make it gay no that's not gay you looked at me that's why it was gay it it's actually crazy how much he sounds like Digi it's like he has nailed it perfectly uh no one can do me though my voice is too unique no one can do my voice I I I've I've seen some people try to do my laugh I guess but in terms of my voice maybe cuz my voice is just stupid holy [ __ ] you good you good you good don't blow your chance oh my God bro that was a thunder clap that's just his th just hit him what the [ __ ] lightning came from out of nowhere when he hit him I got to replay that Holy bro man just walked up and said bangy bro you saw him prepare he had the hand ready bro he knew what he was about to do and that banana just said see you out said I don't want to any piece of this um sorry to bother you maam my name is m Rangers this is my friend D we're um with the youth program to help keep teens like myself off the streets and away from drugs and gang violence and we're in your neighborhood today trying to raise money so that we can further our education and get in better neighborhoods we're wondering if you would like to donate teens you and your friend have a full grown beard um our beards came in early man how old are you 14 14 you are not 14 on my kids Ma I'm 14 on your kids I'm calling the cops on my kids on my kids would you rather have a table with $100 million on it or a table with a book on how to make 100 million I rather just have a table so then I could take the table and sell it for like $50 get two tables will sell those and I can make four tables and that but is going to stay poor man but don't care about the 100 million he's D like yo give me the table man crime was legal for a day what would you do get a BBL I just want to see what they feel like that one like how if crime was legal for a day not if you could be gay what would I do if crime was illegal for a day no no no no let's stop and talk about your answer like I probably go do crime with my BBL bro like I go rob [ __ ] and do I feel like people look at you differently that [ __ ] just rid man he got okay ask me a question again I'm tripping no no bro you you you said you said the all you said the all man number three pull up let me at 360 let me at 360 S profile I hear a douge real quick all right ladies can you please reveal yourself [ __ ] godam what the [ __ ] is going on I can't believe I know that bro y'all went to school with that what made him do a 360 who made this do a 360 me 360 let me 360 last night I was in the gym he was here with me Olive was here with me and you know they love that and so I think it's you know no I wasn't okay and and it you know it just pushes you way harder knowing that they're watching yo it's on he de like yo I'm about to beat your ass when we get back home y I wish they take that screen down then we'd see all the punters but if they took the screen down they would be able to watch the game would head it wouldn't turn up for that you definitely no one wants to see the back your headed these days that's for sure um Germany are do you think they stronger favor brother's like wait hold on you just you just obliterated me man live on television in front of the whole British public I'm dead that's look good as [ __ ] oh my God strawberries and [ __ ] like I'm I'm just here trying to you know eat some good food learn how to make some good food and then I'm you're just clapping cheeks know I want man this I'm I'm GNA have to dislike this video would you rather get $5 million or cancer uh what's the cash with the 5 mil straight to your bank account $5 million or cancer and what's the cash with cancer you have you get cancer what kind of [ __ ] question is that yeah that's pretty basic 5 mil I guess same okay oh man what wow great question there let's let's give her a round of applause man that was that was phenomenal that top 10 questions of the day Jesus 2 + 2 = 4 agree or disagree yes I mean it depends on what the two is is it a pregnant mom is it two pregnant moms because that's more so it's everything is not as simple no I mean like math just like two pencils plus two pencils is that what we're talking yeah like the number two the number two plus the number two yeah yes say for the most part yes what do you mean for the most part like I said there's some there's some variations where but the thing is even that is a flawed concept because it's that pencil is billions of atoms that are vibrating so we've learned we've come to call it one pencil but it's actually however many atoms vibrating on the same frequency to make this appearance this optical illusion that this is yeah so there's two vibrating atoms that are pencils and then you have two other vibrating atoms that are pencils combine them together there four four vibrating atoms that are pencils if you got $2 million yeah to suck dick what would you do n all right how much would you do it for zero I I me wait [Music] wait Amazon man getting up out of here you see all these black FKS he's running she's funny as [Laughter] hell you can't afford it don't touch it come again I saw you touching this right here no what did you say after that I said are you playing on B no what did you say after that are you touching this and then what did you say after that oh are you like doing vlogging and stuff no I'm a cop though what's your name ju what's your lesson Dingle PE what's something that America should do to make the country better I think they should put everyone's size on the driver's life it might make everyone pipe down a little bit I don't know when I when I come up with the answer I really thought about celebrities you see like a little that little baby video not too long ago he got pulled over I was trying to think that situation would have been a little bit more different if his SI was on was on the driver's license and it became public hello done don't don't say my name after you say after start a sentence with my name that's so funny I mean look Pat put now put yourself in this situation you're on twit you're scrolling and you see Mike on a video whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what stop just stop while you ahead of yourself brother I mean it's a good idea all right let's say you're a bouncer all right and you got people coming to the club you got girls uh coming to the club obviously they ain't got no penises so that it'll be blank unless unless they're unless they're trans then anyway what I'm trying to get at is all imagine you got a dude coming through and he's there like yo let me in and he's acting like the big bollocks this this that that yo I you know I'll run this I've got a table this this that that hey yo come here let me see your driving license let me see if you're old enough to get get into this club you see the dick size you see not Point you're get out of here man throw the [ __ ] thing get out of here man no point get out comeing with this big dick energy shut up make that brother president he coming up with some good [Music] ideas shorty got [ __ ] oh [Laughter] no that has me dying man that's so funny holy [ __ ] no no rewind that man that is one of the funniest fcking look at this legs locked up two three okay four all right hit it big boy see what you got all right your turn all right now see you see how I did it now let me see you do it like I did it arms arms arms out all right like like that like yes pay attention I told you how to do it now let me see you do it one he sto counting he St count it oh he breathing heavy this is good right he breathing so heavy he's pissed getet it man don't ask me for nothing all right better than that every praise is to our God H Every Praise is to our god hallu dad fast listen that child it's to be a pro athlete what are you looking for in a partner um basically somebody that can hold me up not hold me down cuz I go through a lot no man how tall are you I'm 38 what's dating like at your height I don't know what you mean you don't know bro this is [ __ ] [ __ ] tonight yeah yeah how do you pull a girl CH out hey wow what oh the man is rised up holy [ __ ] oh my bro man just rejected someone holy [ __ ] I need cut off my knees cut off my legs eight bucks can I have 19 more so you want 20 total 20 total pack them with nutrients cuz it's going to the homeless shelter seriously yeah yeah these are packed with nutrients super food smoothie bowls so we got you covered there and you want 20 total 20 total seriously yeah you got those fired up for you this is all 20 of them yep all right 8 * 20 160 on the house bringing this to the homeless let's donate together we'll make the balls you'll go uh deliver it and this will be a team team effort so what can I do for you nothing just keep spreading the love that's it man I appreciate it thank you 20 free bows yeah six yeah nice like a charm [ __ ] sake when you when you when you were my age and you were pooing does your [ __ ] like bleed a lot what just let that sink up just let it yeah just let let the moment my [ __ ] has been bleeding a lot we get we get what you said and I haven't done need you me you haven't done anal no right yeah I even wait until like it just drops you wait till it comes out at its own you eaten those baby birds yeah the ballute the ballute no okay um so you I probably have hemorrhoids no but it's just bleeding your ass is just bleeding yeah like right now is it maybe blood maybe wow how can we talk to her if her dead silly boy you can go get back in the car I know just set it off when you think it's the right time in the set yeah he's waggling his eyebrows because my mom recently passed away right um [Applause] now that guy he's a comedian D Dennis says which race is the funniest oh Special Olympics easily no what oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it me race race where' you guys meet Inner Circle I don't even know that one I coded it so all the guys were me you found your fiance on a dating app you created yourself genius respect y genius fantastic hero he was just waiting on the App Store like just just need one female just need one female to download this app have one the gos just there why do they all look the same also not fair I mean you create a dating app you Market it and it's just you swipe and it's just the same guy just Inner Circle literally the circle is you and me oh my God [Music] that oh my God now you good oh my god um you know what I laughed a few times I enjoyed myself thank you for watching your boy Cas I'll see you in a bit take care peace