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Competitive Game Mechanics and Strategies

Not this. Our opponent is French! I'm picking the worst facet of the European Union. Five seconds remaining. It will swap from barrier to armor, right?

Yeah. Oh wait, the fucking infinite bounce thing is... Part of the skill-I thought it was a facet, I was looking for it.

It's fucking part of the base skill. Why not? Yeah, why not?

Wait, am I into universal? I'm intellectual. I always feel like this hero should be universal.

No, they need way too much damage. I feel like it shouldn't be. Look at your stat gain and say again that Kurion has a universal...

Yeah, I mean, they're gonna nerf the stat gain, dude. Remember Pallum? I remember Pallum. Good times.

Have you ever looked at Pallum's int and strength gain? It is the most pathetic shit in the entire fucking game. She's both as weak as a cripple and as smart as a fucking potato.

1.9 and 1.4, dude. Holy shit. That's very disrespectful towards a potato. Yes. Fuck this is ugly shit.

What the fuck? Who asked you? Who asked you for your opinion? Nobody, I'm just sharing it. Yeah, I didn't ask.

This is the prophet that used all his money on beauty products instead of a house. So he's homeless. I'm beautiful. I think you got scammed.

Still didn't ask. Go on the CM, it's 2v1. Oh my god, dude, it's unplayable! It's two seconds into the lane.

Is it unplayable? Look at the CM. I guess he doesn't have a nuke then, if he nukes the thing.

Yeah, and it doesn't kill it. Two shady lanes. Okay, now here's the problem is that the cooldown is 45 seconds and her freeze is like 10 or some shit I heckin'love d1 in this camp.

I love that it's a 50-50 instead of like how it is top lane If any lane is low tell me I'm ready to abandon bottom lane at any any moment's notice Top is low, top is low Kill or low HP? Both, I'm TP'ing top It's fucking Bob Ross, holy shit You just couldn't-Do you have another killer? Another kill? Do you have another killer? Do you have another killer?

Do you have another killer? Blood grenade in your fucking mouth! You're a tree, man.

I don't care! No! How am I so fucking slow?

I blocked my dude. It's not your dude. I had the kill if you didn't fuck it up. Sure. Like you can kill Bob Ross.

Really now? They might be diving. Hey fuck! Aiyo!

Return! Hehehehe AHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH Psychic slower might be tipping right now. I'll slow on me Embers not met fine So any over here?

All that help on top right now. Yeah, they're gonna die pop tipping top How slow only Come come From what? The brother village. Oh Oh my god It's actually bottom Do you wanna take it?

Yeah There's people Sh** happening No mana Slowed Oh, oh nice Did we ignore the Sanking? Yep What? We lost it We can silence him, we can silence him I have stun I'll cancel if you TP's Oh I got it now He didn't go over Oh no... Feels fucking good man!

My fucking feet! Feels so good man! Oh, I waited for all three waves to meet first. What the fuck? I'll follow up bottom.

Eh, don't do that, don't do that, Suka, don't do that. I mean they're chasing in our vision with Ursa's BKB Ah, sniff! Yeah It's time to run Ursa's BKB! Thank you That's hilarious Looks like a not good fight, even though they have vision, we have vision on them That Kog was so unfortunate Yeah I can buy back I think these fights are impossible We have to accept the way of the rat Yeah.

Fuck! Who was that? Arsat is low HP.

BK beat. BK beat. I'll try to keep Upkear alive. I have a big mango. GA.

CM low. Sanking is all thing. Don't you need me? They're not taking back heavy lead through all that same on BQB for next fight Please tell me someone's going I'm going He got glimmered I'm going in Oh you're going in You killed!

He got the kill I got the banner Let's fucking go Silencing this bitch Fucking go Thanks Nice, good job Mine now Oh shit That's gonna be slightly demoralizing Oh, chat coo again I can't look at-Oh so close dude So close Your babies are dead, Sniff. Yeah, but I have one in 20 seconds. Okay. Can we go back on the night? Can we go on...

Oh, shit. Do the same thing? I can ult.

No, I can't. Look, Mitten needs help. Wait a second, I'm playing from the left.

Ult in 10, coming with me. Can you stay alive a little bit longer? I don't know, can I? Yeah, go ahead. Let me check you quick with my internal organs!

See? I give you health. I go in and have a kiss. I'll kite Ember. It's over.

Holy shit! Double kill! It's over. I have buff in 3 Nice proc Nice proc You look so sad Aye aye aye Never stop Naly, it's a filthy support This creature tries to take your exp This creature tries to take your exp He supports too He supports too Freebie They're actually losing barracks at this rate.

They're going top. I'm laxing. Yeah, go for it. I hope you just live, booboo. I can cancel Ursa's TP.

Oh, you did it. I have one more. One more TP cancelled. I'm a rat, I'm a rat I'm a filthy fucking rat I'm a filthy fucking rat I'm a rat, I'm a rat And you are dead You filthy rats. We are rats.

We are rats. And they are rats. Only Ember had TP. They're running now.

Ah, good operation. Uky can you check neutral? It's kinda dangerous for those right now because they can just come and fuck our ass I mean, don't you just go? I don't have telus gold Ah ok Oh my fucking god I think they know Yeah but it's all you did.

You take, you take, you take everything get the axe Oh fuck it's Aghanim I guess I take Aghanim Can I have the Aghanim? It's already too late, it's already too late I only vote my Aghanim is, what is my Aghanim? The Root, it's pretty good I don't even know Aww Only dreams There's no way you're getting the Aghanim's Nif What do you mean? I can solo Hand of God everyone It's almost fun What? Did he steal your farm again?

They did smoke top Oh I don't have TP for top, I just TP for top Ember coming, Ursa's coming I have Ursa Looks extremely bleak No tanking, no tanking. I'm coming portal. I'm almost there.

Get this suckers animal off me! Ember and Omni coming towards you. Nice hookshot.

See him on me. Do you have a sentry here, Nari, if you can blast later? 5-5 if you want to hit her. I don't know. I'm just clicking.

Check. 3x damage or no-Where's banner? Give me the banner I guess Have you seen this guy's fucking stats?

Holy giga chat He's fucking ready to fuck Holy shit I know the guy from high school Put him in G He's fucking going in, look at that Holy shit This tree used to bully me in high school Now he's gonna put the entire world You can go through backdoor with two of them Yeah, this is normal This is normal They're running mid I have one more heal for you Out of heals I'm resloaded Error site is trying to flank I've opened 10 Oh my god everyone is so good at dodging Ah fuck it The Nightfall! Killing spree Triple kill No Fuck am I a banner collector? What is this? I was saying, like, two banners.

Yeah, but I can't place them, no imdoi slots. Place them on your fucking supports. I'm putting them in my fountain, that's my auto support. The buckler. The puppy buckler.

No buckler. Thing look at your damage after spouting and clicking trends. What do you mean your bonus damage the green damage?

What fucking damage do I get from floating? You know, it gives you damage based on trees and you took the talent for the 3x. So it's based on what the fuck are you talking? spirit of the forest Just press the Triant What the fuck?

I didn't know it worked like that! Just get the Triant, look at your damage Oh yeah, it's pretty good It's like 114% Oh that's what's deleting people You had like 700 damage that fight Like only the green one I didn't even know I had innate in that fucking fight man If I can Triant you win How the fuck is it zero balance? How the fuck is this thing still standing?

You can probably saw it right now Like you just hit it Go go go. There's no Ursa here. Go go go go go!

Full assault! Alright. Good assault, boys. Oh he's here!

Fuck! You tank him! You tank him, dude! I can heal you, I can't heal myself. Oh my god, I'm getting fucked by my team.

What do you mean you're getting fucked by your team?! I'm getting fucked by a giant bear! Yeah, listen go I still 20 stacks on me And nobody said and then the bear came to What the?

Where is this cooldown? We're actually fucking lost. Buyback, boots and travel their base. Okay, let's switch matchups.

You guys take the Ursa, I take everyone else. Yeah, okay. I think it's time we do...

Maybe buyback and spam rockets, I'm not sure. Yeah. That sounds fabulous. Where's the creep wave though?

Your middle tower has fallen! You can rocket them too no? For damage. Your middle barracks have fallen!

Oh no it's a siege wave. They don't have tier 2. Your middle barracks have fallen! Okay, good enough. We live for another day!

We need to get a little shun again. Do anything if we can. I have 800 damage per hit, what is this? I have 1000 damage per hit! I have 1000 damage per hit!

I have 1000 damage per hit! I took 30% Amber? I'm taking that tier 4 dude No, no his nose Go mid while they distract on top The fuck is my ult there?

They are protecting their buildings Okay, just gonna run out Oh This fucking circus animal Nice I have no center of the CM, 5 plus I'm just gonna hit this bitch dude What's CM? I'm gonna kill this fucking bitch too Hadouken Silence this motherfucker Kill this bitch too That's the wrong way, buster Tarz is coming Haha The enemy's middle tower has fallen Good for you The enemy's middle barracks have fallen Their middle barracks have fallen You now have mega creeps Another banner? How many are there? Yeah, I'm dropping it.

One second Nice The enemy's middle tower has fallen Radiant structures are fireproof Radiant structures are fireproof Radiant structures are fireproof No! I don't want to kill him! Easy MVP Nice 2-2-1 Thanks for the games. You done?

GG's. GG. Holy shit, that bump. Hit network suddenly. It was like one team fight.

That's Aghanim. That's Aghanim's unroached. Oh yeah, it was.

27,000 building damage. Nothing wrong. Yeah, this is normal. This is a normal hero.