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Ah! Quick, get under the umbrella! Ah!
Phew, nice and dry. Oh no, the umbrella's blowing away! Phew! Nice and dry!
All right! Bluey, let's go! See you, Mum!
See you, Bingo! See you! Have fun! Can you play with me until Bluey gets back from Chloe's house? I can't, honey.
There's a problem with the toilet. It won't flush mom has to fix it But who am I going to play with you're gonna play with bingo. Oh, yeah This episode of bingo is called bingo Okay, mom's gonna get to it you go play by yourself, okay?
Yeah, what's that? I don't know how to play by myself. Yeah, you do sweetie. You're just not used to it. Give it a go What am I gonna do?
Oop! Oh! I'll play doctor!
Next patient! Oh, yeah. This might work.
Do do do! Hmm! Oh, Anna!
I... I spy with my little eye something coloured... Green! Oh, wait. This won't work either. It was rugged, by the way.
Do-do-do-do-do. Maybe I can play a railings game. What if I lift you up a bit?
Mum! Problem! It happened again.
Oh, Bingo, I told you, don't put your legs in the railing. Sorry, Mama. Turn it?
Yep, there you go. I'm having a problem getting started. Maybe you're just hungry.
Oh, yeah. Ooh, raspberries and blueberries. Which one do I want? Raspberries or blueberries? Hmm.
Hey! Do you mind fridge? I'm trying to decide.
Now, raspberries or... Hey! So rude!
Maybe if I open then shut you. Shut! Open!
That's it fridge, I'm leaving! Oh, but I'm really hungry! I agree.
Okay, I'm just gonna close my eyes and choose. Blue breeze. Okay. I'm gonna go with blue breeze.
Okay. I'm gonna go with blue breeze. Okay.
I want to eat you. I want to eat you. Alright, I'm not hungry anymore. Now what's a game that only needs Bingo?
Oh, I know. Why won't you flush? Bingo?
Yes? Are you okay? Yes. What are you doing? I'm hiding.
Oh, okay. Why are you hiding? I'm... I'm going to hide and seek!
Right. Who's coming to find you? Oh!
I just missed my sister. I know. And the fridge doesn't like me.
I know. Are you sure you can't play with me just a little bit? No, honey, I have to fix the toilet. But that's not fun. It's fun for me.
I like a good problem. Maybe I need a good problem. Ah!
That's it, Bingo! You don't need a game, you need... problem I'm back dad do you have a good problem for bingo well yeah I do actually well on the way to Chloe's blue you wanted to know what color Kiwis were the fruit they agreed no the little furry animal that lives in New Zealand hmm that is a tricky one yeah I had no idea do you know bingo how to find out thanks no problem Can you fix that tile for me? World Map Puzzle Okay, all the blue bits here, and red bits here.
Nice and straight, Bandit, nice and straight. This bit goes here, which means that bit can do that. Finished! Wait, not finished.
I'm missing a piece. Oh yeah, you're missing New Zealand. Ugh, not again.
No problem, I can find it. Where are you, New Zealand? New Zealand!
I know! Outdoor missing coaches for New Zealand! Finished!
Hello Fridge, I want to stick a New Zealand poster on you. Be twice if we can be friends. Thanks Fridge!
Oh, little Archie! You're trying to carry that poodle by yourself. Well, keep going, little fella. OK, the posters are all up. New Zealand will show up very soon.
Sweetheirs, bingo. I'm almost finished. You want me to play with you? No, thanks. I'm OK.
See you Chloe! Huh? I'm back! Yay!
Bingo! You're missing a puzzle piece! Yeah, in New Zealand. Have you seen it?
It's on your bum! Oh! Oh, Bingo! The post has worked! Dad, Kiwis are brown!
Hooray! It works! Hooray!
Thanks Mum! No problem! Shh!
All good, I got it covered. Now, where are those naughty kids? Yeah!
Oh, whoa! Here they are! Do that again! Hehehehe Kids! No kids!
Kids! No kids! Kids! No kids! Hehehehe Let's play hotels!
Yeah! Oh no, not hotels! This episode of Bluey is called Hotel!
Open! We have a guest! I wanna be a crazy pillow!
No, you're the crazy hotel helper. Aww! Hello! No, Dad, you have to push the bell! Oh, okay.
Dad! I might just fix that bell's volume. There, let's try again.
That's better. Hello, how are you? We are very nice. I'm good. I'd like a room, please.
Oh, yes, we have some rooms. One with a TV. Oh, yes, sure. This way, please.
Thank you. Bingo, grab a suitcase. No, my name is Lobbadob.
Oh, yes, grab his suitcase, Lobbadob. I have an important cleaning job to do in the morning, so it's very important that I am not disturbed. Oh, of course.
We have this lovely room. It has a sleepy bunny nightlight and some toys. Hmm, no thanks. We also have this room.
Hmm, maybe too many computers and not enough beds. And we have this room. Hey, do you...
Oh no! Too stinky! And this is the big room.
It has a bed and a TV. And there's a lady in the shower. Is that okay?
This will do nicely. Good night! Hmm, this pillow isn't very comfy.
Yes, it is. Oh, okay. Yuck, yuck, yuck! Crazy helper! Okay, see you in the morning, sir.
Yes, please see that I am not disturbed until then. Oh, of course. My helper won't be crazy at all. Oh, I'm sure she won't.
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Y What? But it's the middle of the night. Who wants night bacon?
Number number. I'm so sorry, sir. This won't happen again.
So poor. Well, night bacon does sound pretty good, actually. As long as I'm up, I might as well watch the news. Yeah, the news. Louie, can I be crazy pillow now?
Come on, Bingo. Try the TV again. OK, click. Oh, hello.
I am the TV. Today on the news. A wild storm keep banging people's heads into the bed.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Now, back to the news. We have thunder!
Bluey, I want to be a crazy pillow. No, you're the news. And lightning! No, I'm not playing. You're bossing me around.
Slow-mo-dobber! Come back with Instance! Ah, TV.
Always people shouting at each other. Click! Alright, kid.
I gotta get back to making the bed. No, Dad, wait! Don't stop! We have to keep playing! We're not finished hotels!
Well, you better sort it out with Bingo, kiddo. You have to let her make some decisions too, you know? OK.
Don't start tidying. Please, Bingo, you have to keep playing or Dad will stop playing. I don't want to play anymore.
Please. No. Please. No. Please, Bingo, I'll do anything.
No. Okay. Alright, I'll play.
Really? Yeah! But I wanna be a crazy pillow. Okay.
Yeah! Crazy pillow! Hello sir. I have your new pillow here for you. Oh!
Don't worry, it's not a crazy pillow. Well, that's a plus. My, oh, my.
This is very comfortable and not wriggly at all. OK, well, I best go to sleep now. Night.
Shhh. Shhh. Shhh.
Ah! Tickly nose. That's odd.
Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Hey, pillow, get back here.
Now stay there, pillow. And where's my blanket? Ah, there it is. Ah, that's better. Tickle him!
Hey, wait a minute. Hey, this is a crazy pillow. Yeah.
Oh. I'm a crazy monkey! Ah!
Run away, bird stuff! Stop! I'll catch you with my net!
I'm coming to get you! Stop! I thought you were going to clean the room.
Done. Can you play with me? Oh, you know what, Bingo?
Not right now, honey. Oh, why not? Well, I just don't feel like playing right now. So?
Bingo! What? Hey, Bingo! Do you want to play, Bluey?
Yeah! Hooray! Mum said she wouldn't play with me.
You know... There is a way you can make people play with you. Really? How?
You use magic. Magic? Yeah, you can use it to make people do anything.
Mum taught me. Oh, show me. Okay, turn around.
Watch. I can make your tail go this way. Oh, bingo. Pretend my hand controls your tail. Oh, okay.
I can make it go this way. Whoa! And this way.
And... Look at it! And it's not just tails!
I can do this! Watch! Oop!
Teach me! Um, sure! I guess Mum won't mind. This episode of Blue is called Magic. Okay, Bingo, let's do this!
Try to magic my ears. It's not working. You've got to be more dramatic. Like... You know?
OK, arm up. Feet out. OK, try again.
It worked! You know magic. Now if someone doesn't want to play with you, you can just make them.
Leapfrog! Is there anything else I need to know? Well, there was something else Mum said.
Some rule. Oh, I forget. Let's use it on Dad!
Yeah! I think that's it. Looking good. Hi, Dad. G'day, Bingo.
Check out the new grass. Ooh, it looks great. Um, can you... Oh, not right now, mate. We've got to water this in.
Oh, wow. That's too bad! Is there something wrong with your arms, mate?
It's not working. I told you, more dramatic. Like this.
Ah! Bingo. I think you need your racket restrung.
Racket restrung. I said that's... Oh no! Bingo's learned magic!
Run, Pat! No you don't! No!
What should we do with them? Hmm. This is not fair! Kids, stop!
Oh no! Bingo's learned magic! Stop making us dance!
Stop it! Okay, time for the big finish! Oh, no! You better stick the landing, Pat!
It's not up to me! We did it! We did it! Christmas crackers! Who am I to turn?
Pat, you're losing me, Pat! You're losing me! I love magic! What's going on here? Oh no you don't!
Who taught you how to use magic? Bluey did. I should have known.
And did you teach her the most important rule about magic? I couldn't remember it. Ah! The rule is never use magic for cheekiness. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Bandit, get your armpit out of my face. You two, get out of here. This doesn't concern you.
Bingo! Magic should only be used to help people. We were helping. We were helping them learn to dance. Louie!
OK, OK. No more trickiness. Thank you.
Starting tomorrow! It should be up to us how we use our magic. If we want to be tricky, then we gotta be tricky. It's not your magic, it's everyone's.
Ah! Ah! Whoa! Hey!
And it's stronger in some than others! Magic should be used for goodliness! I was using it for goodliness!
Bingo is sad because you didn't play with her! Now she's happy! No!
RUNUPS SHOULD PLAY WITH KIDS WHENEVER THE KIDS WANT! RUNUPS CAN'T JUST DROP EVERYTHING AND PLAY WHEN KIDS ASK THEM TO! Why not? Because then who will do all the chores? Like cleaning the house and making the dinners?
We'll ring the pizza boy! You can't just ring the pizza boy! We can do whatever we want, can't we, Bingo?
I guess... AAAAAAAA No Bingo! Don't listen to her! AAAAAA The pizza boy is not the solution! AAAAAA AAAAAA Bingo!
I need your help! Turn your magic to mine! People should play with you because they want to! Not because you make them.
Otherwise, it's not true. Hey, is all that crazy stuff still happening? Oh, get off!
It's not up to me! You see, Bingo? Cheeky magic always wins. Because we've got tickling.
Now, Bingo, bring all the pizza boys. Me? Yes, you.
Why do I have to do it? Because I said so. You can't just tell me what to do.
Yes, I can. Stop it. Sorry, babe.
It's the magic. Who's doing that? Bingo, no. Yes.
Hooray. and go join the good side. I am not an object. Wow, that was a big day.
Nice grass, Dad. Thanks, kid. That'll be the pizza boy. Hooray! Come on, who's coming?
We need a grown-up. Off you pop. Actually, I'm pretty comfortable right here.
Yeah, but you're still going. You gonna make me? If I have to.
Oh man, okay. Wish I knew magic. Uh-uh. That was cheeky.
You missed a spot, Bluey. Oh, do I have to get every bit? If you're gonna do something, do it properly. Okay. Mum, what's this?
Oh, that's your old papoose. Papoose? We used to walk you around the park in it instead of sleeping.
Straps go round here, and baby goes in here. Get in there, Bingo. Okay.
Hey, oh, hang on. You're not a baby. Oh, ow. Look, Dad has a baby in his belly. Oh no, don't say it!
This episode of Bluey is called Dad Baby. This isn't gonna end well. Okay, you're pregnant with baby Bingo. So you have to act pregnant. Okay.
If we're going to do this, let's do it properly. Hmm, how to act pregnant. I'm just going to get this ready. Ahem. Oh, my back.
Oh, my feet. Rub my feet, Bluey. Rub my feet. Pandit!
I'm hungry. Oh, I need to sit down. Oh, where's my vitamin E cream?
Something about stretch marks? Ow! Ow! Dad! You can't do that!
How could you? I'm with child! Oh, slow down, Bluey.
It's hard to run. Is she still following us? Whoops. I better clean that up. Oh, cheese and crackers.
You're heavy, Bingo. Louie, can you clean this up for me, mate? Okay.
I'm going to sit down. Watch it, big belly. Sorry. Oh, man. I'm hungry.
Okay, remember... You're eating for two people now. Sounds good to me. Watch it.
So we've got cucumbers and radishes. I've actually got cravings for these dimsums. Dimsums?
The baby wants dimsums. Okay. Mine. Hey. I'll try again.
Mine. Right. Mine. Hey. Bingo!
I'm hungry! Come on! Pregnant people need exercise too!
Oh man, this thing is uncomfortable. Oh, my back! Forget this.
I need to sit down. How's it going, pregnant man? Oh, it's too easy, man. Don't know what all the fuss is about.
Oh, good. Well, soon you'll start feeling the baby kicking. Oh, no. I'm sure that's not for a little while. Ow!
Ow! Ow! Oh, me gut.
Oh, you'll never forget that first kick. Okay, that's a wrap, kids. Come on, unclip.
No, not yet. You haven't had the baby. Hey! Oh, too bad.
How do you get this thing off? You say if he's going to do something, do it properly. Oh, that advice doesn't apply to me.
Hello. He's having a baby! What happens now? What are you asking me for? Aren't you the midwife?
No, I'm just a friend. I work at a petrol station. What? I'm coming out!
Ah! Well, who's gonna deliver my baby? Hey, True Blue. Is it me and you? Yes.
Is it Mum and Dad? Is it... Hi, Lucky's Dad.
Can you give us a hand with something? Yeah, no worries, Bluey. I didn't know this was the something! Hard enough, Pat. But I don't know how to deliver a baby!
I thought you grew up on a farm? We grew sorghum! Dad, the cricket's started!
I'm busy mate! Just shout if those are wicket! Okay!
Well how hard can this be? I'll just grab a... Hey, where are you going? I'm going anywhere.
Bingo, that tickles. Oh, we'll see about this. I got a foot. Pull. Oh, she's got my belly here.
It's number six, Dad. Any boundaries? One boundary, two singles. Who got the boundary? Focus.
Oh, yeah, sorry. Oh! I can see the bot! I can see the bot!
Keep pulling! I'm getting a lot of dimsims. Oh, I do like to be beside the sea. Keep pulling! Morning, Wendy!
You'll never get me out! She's not budging! We might have to go through the sunroof.
Just get this thing out. Give me a go. Get out of the way. Okay.
I'll pull a new push. Okay. Oh, come on, Bingo. Ready? Ready.
It's working. Keep pushing! Keep pushing! Dad! Spike is out!
Climb behind! Oh, biscuits! Just gotta say this!
What? You're not going anywhere. Okay, baby. Time to come out! Go!
Send me back! Oh yeah righto! Hey True Blue, visit me and you. Visit Mum and Dad, visit a cockatoo. Visit the standing boy you made.
Whoo! There it gets! Hey!
Hooray! Give her a name! Oh yeah! Let's get a look at you. I'm gonna call you Chilly.
Oh you healers don't muck around. Well, if you're gonna do something... Do it properly.
Well done honey! She's beautiful! Yeah, I was a doddle! Don't know what all the fuss is about. My turn!
Me! It's hot. Oh, it's so hot. Mum, what are we doing today?
Nothing until you've cleaned your teeth. But I don't want to clean my teeth. It's boring. Boring things are still important No they're not You sound like your dad Hey Squirtz, Uncle Stripe said we could use his pool while he's in Bali Yeah Let's get out of here.
Make sure you take all the swimming stuff. Yeah, yeah, we got it coming. Don't just get the fun stuff, I mean the bag of stuff.
Boring. Yeah, boring. What? Hey! It's nice and cool actually.
This episode of Louie is called The Pool. Mum is such a fuss pot, isn't she? She is.
Mum always makes us do so many boring things. She does. That is way more fun.
I am. Dad, what does A-A-A-A-A-B-B-B-U-U-U-U-U-U-K-K-K-K-K-J-J-K-K-K spell? U-B-A-B-A-K-A-K-O.
Ow! Ow! Hot! Well, stick your thongs on.
I didn't bring them. Ah, OK. Um, how are we going to do this? Ow! Ow!
Ow! Hey, Bingo, what's going on up there? I'm a giraffe and I'm eating these leaves.
Can someone open this gate? Ah. Did I have my rashie?
Did you bring it? No. Then no. Dad, did we bring sunscreen?
Oh, no I didn't. It's okay, we don't need sunscreen. Yes we do.
We'll just have to stay in the shady bit and we'll put our hats on. What hats? Hey Bingo, check it out! My turn!
You take that. Nah, it keeps the pool clean kiddo. Can I have my floaties?
I didn't bring them. What? Um...
You'll have to stay on the shallow steps, Bin. Aww. But I won't be able to swim in...
away from the cruelly thing. Dad, do you think I can swim from this side to that side all by myself? Yeah, you definitely could. No, you have to pretend that you don't think I could. Oh, I mean no way.
No one can swim that far. Watch this. Oh, hey, kiddo.
Sorry, not into the sunny bit. You've got no sunscreen on. Aw.
You'll be all right. Now let's chill some beans! Higher.
Higher. Lower. OK. Hee-hee! The water's making my eyes stingy.
Yeah, that's the chlorine. Did you bring your goggles? No. No.
Oh. Okay, well, we'll just have to play above the water games, kid. But I want to dive down and get the sinkies. Did you bring the sinkies?
No. Well, that solves that then. Oh. Ah!
Dad! Ah! I want my floaties!
Dad, is the shady bit going to get bigger or smaller? Ah, bigger for sure. I meant smaller.
I'm bored. Hi, bored. Nice to meet you.
I'm hungry. Oh, hello, hungry. This is bored.
Tough crowd. I want some food. Oh, yeah.
It's morning tea time. Yeah! But I didn't bring any food.
Aw. You know what, kids? I think we might be done. No! I don't want to get out!
Come on Bingo. I'm cold. Well, grab your towel kid.
I didn't bring one. Just shake. I haven't learned how to shake yet. Come on!
No, I don't want to get out. I'm staying in the pool. I can't shake properly.
Louie, give us a hand with your sister. I'm never getting out of this. Shut up. I'm freezing! Dad, I'm hungry!
Dad, I'm starving! Dad! Dad! Dad! Okay, can everyone stop saying Dad?
I think Dad is actually boring. Mum is way more fun. Oh, that's nice to hear. Mum! I brought all the swim stuff you left behind.
Yeah! Oh, Bubba Kale. So boring things are important sometimes Ben? Yes! Mum brought the sinkies!
Yes! Got it! Okay, ready for the torpedo? Ready!
Crawling thing! What was I saying? Something about ballet class? Mum, can we do Facey Talk with Muffin in Socks?
Uh... Please? Yeah, that's...
Fine. Oof. But no hogging the little facey face thing, okay? Louie, I'm talking to you. Yes, Mum.
No hogging. Because you know what happens when you hog, don't you? Yes, we know what happens when you hog.
Wait, do we? Hi. Hi, Muffin. Hi.
Ah, stop. Stop hogging. This episode of Louie's called Facey Talk. Can I have a turn doing the drawing yet, Bluey? Um, yes, but can I just finish this?
Cool. Muffin, is my turn! Not yet. Muffin!
Hi, girls! Hi, Aunt Trixie! Muffles, make sure you give Socks a go drawing the silly stuff, okay? But I'm not finished!
Muffin! Socks! Get off! Girls, I can't do this right now.
I've got somewhere I need to be. No! I can handle it. Are you sure? Yeah, I've got it covered.
Kids, you better share that thing or I'm switching it off. What? Whoa, okay, maybe not off, but... Look, I'll handle it.
No, I can do it. You go do your thing. Well, okay, if you're sure. Right, I'm setting a timer on my phone. When it goes off, it's Socks'turn.
Okay, Muffy? Buh. I'll take that as a yes.
I'll just draw some clouds. Ooh, nice clouds. Okay, Muffy, there's the timer. Socks'turn now. Yay!
I have to finish my cowboy hat. Aww. No, you don't have to finish your cowboy hat.
You have to give socks a turn. But I want to finish my cowboy hat. Muffy? Muffin Healer, give your sister a turn now.
But I want to draw a cowboy hat. Just give her a turn, Muffin. No! Muffin Cupcake Healer.
Cowboy hat. If you say cowboy hat one more time, you'll be in timeout. Cow. Boy.
Hat. Okay, that's it. You're going to timeout.
Oh boy. Bye Muffin. Muffin, stop wriggling. There, now you have a good think about it young lady.
No, I don't want to. I'm sorry girls, but Muffin was hogging so she can't do your facey call thing anymore. I can't push that. She needs to learn that other people have...
What the... Muffin! She's got my phone. Muffin, you get off my phone this instant. He's coming, Muffin!
Muffin! Radical May will only make it worse! Muffin! Muffin! Muffin, you can't steal your dad's phone!
Yes I can! Now where do I hide? Under a bed. Okay.
Don't help her, Big Goat. Why not? Because she's not meant to be running away.
She's meant to be in timeout for hogging. Hey, that's my ukulele. You lended it to me. Yeah, but that was ages ago.
I'm still playing with it. Muffin, you hang that boat up now, young lady. No. Okay, well, I'm ending a whole facey talk. No.
Okay, okay. Muffin, this is your last chance. You hang that up and march down here now. Come with me.
No. You little... Hang off me.
That's it. Where are you? OK, you're under a bed.
Can't see whose. Well, there's only so many beds in this house, kid. I'm coming.
Oh, no. He's going to find you, Muffin. Just give him back his phone. No. Tell me if he's out there.
It's clear, but, Muffin, I don't think I should help you. What about now? Not clear, not clear.
Ha-ha! Gotcha! Ha-ha!
Good gravy. What's going on? Uncle Stripe is chasing Muffin.
Classic Stripe. Get back here, Muffin. Run, Muffin. Dad. Whoa, Muffin.
Whoa. Okay, there we go. And up. Up. Stripe.
Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.
Up. Up. What's going on? I'm handling it.
It doesn't look like you're handling it. Can't you time out? We don't do time out anymore. What?
Since when? I've read a blog. You didn't tell me. Because you're never here.
Hey, guys. Just let me handle it, Stripe. No tricks. Let me handle it. I get to parent too.
Yeah, but you have to do it right. This is how I do it. Guys. Kids, can you switch this off? But we're doing drawing things.
Alright, well, can you mute it? Yeah, we can. I feel like you hog all the parenting. Oh.
Is it this one? I don't mean to. No, try this one.
If you say one thing and I say another, the kids get confused. You can turn the sound back on when Stripe... and tricks and finish chatting, okay?
Yes, Dad. Muffin, better look behind you. Run!
Run! I can't hold her! Get out! Run! Stop running away, Muffin!
Muffin, I would urgently advise you to stop right now! Listen to your father! Let's- Good idea!
They're working together! Come on Ben, jump back here! No!
Where are they? Your mum's hiding behind the couch! What couch? The couch! We've got lots of couches!
It's that couch right there! Watch out! Ben! I'm free! Andrew!
Andrew! My phone! Sorry, Dad.
Muffin? Yes? Time out.
Okay. Finish. Oh, wow, that's great socks. Thanks.
Can I have a turn now, Bluey? Oh, yeah, sure. Thanks. No problem.
Because we know what happens when you hog. Oh, I know. Okay, just one last bit of washing to hang out.
And there. Oh, my washing is hung out. Now to relax.
Oh, no! The wind's blowing my washing off the line! I have to get it back!
This is Hila! Oh, sorry, Pom Pom. It's a long way down for you, isn't it?
Yes, Mrs. Healer. Pomeranians are a small breed. There you go. Now to get my washing back!
Whee! Come back here, pillowcase! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Mrs. Healer!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I can't.
Pompom Well I'm still an enthusiast, I go along, you know, have a go at it. Poor Pompom Well she's a bit small for this game. There's nothing wrong with being small honey. Hey Blowie!
Let's play! Seesaw! Yeah!
This episode of Bluey is called Seesaw. Seesaw, Marjorie door. Oh, I hope they're bringing her back for season four.
Yeah, they do. Haven't you seen the trailer? No. What trailer? This is mine.
Hey, get off. Yeah, get off. We were on that. Not anymore. Come on, Bing.
Me! Aaaaah! Ooh! A massage! Why, thank you!
Yeah, a little lower. Oh, that's the spot! Grab his arm!
Aaaaah! Oh yeah! Tashed up! Oh, that feels good!
Get off you big blue meanie! Nah! I've got an idea! Come on, Bingo!
We'll see-saw him off! Oh yeah! Come on! Heh!
Heh! When... Yeah, I'm pretty huge.
Hey, Chloe, come up here and help us see Soldado. Ooh, OK. We're going to more heavy you off now, Big Daddy. Ooh, I'm so scared. OK, sit down, Chloe.
We're still not heavy enough. He must weigh the same as a hippo. That's it, I'm calling Mum.
Oh yeah, run to your Mama. Mum! She'll sort you out, mate.
Hello. Mum, Dad's sitting on our seesaw. Oh, boo-hoo!
What?! Here you are, my darling. Oh, thank you, my precious. What are you doing? Don't feed him.
You're making him even more heavy. So... Have fun, children.
This is outrageous. The grown-ups won't help us. Well, then we need more kids. Spin. Coco, we need your help.
What is it, Bluey? We're trying to get my dad off the seesaw. Oh. But we're not happy enough. Oh.
And he keeps eating sausages. Oh. Is your frizzy hair very heavy? Um, yeah.
Good, come on. I brought Coco. Hooray! Oh, it's working! Coco's frizzy hair is working!
Hooray! Ah, it stopped. We're still not happy enough.
I'm sorry. It's not your fault, Coco. It's his. We need another kid. Look, look, here you are.
Snickers, we need you. We're playing on the... Oh, we're going to fix you up, mate. We've got a sausage dog. Louie, look what he's got.
Oh, Rodney, my darling. You're so smooth. It's a pet rock.
What? He just picked it up from over there. Well, don't worry.
Snickers is heavier than a pet rock. Aren't you? I think so. Come on, Snickers. Okay.
We're going to do it! We're going to do it! Oh, Rodney, look.
You can have your own pet rock. What? His pet rock has a pet rock!
This is outrageous. Get off our seesaw. Yeah!
Why would I get off my seesaw? What are we going to do? We've run out of kids.
Oh, no, we haven't. And how's your dad going? Pom Pom! Over here! Okay, I'm coming!
We need you! I'm here! Pom Pom, get up here, quick!
Okay! Goodness me! I'm up! Yeah!
That's it, that's it! Here I come! It's working! That's it, Pom Pom, keep going! Huh?
Hey, what's going on? Ah! Eee!
Come on! Come here, you! Ah! Pom-pom!
That was close. Come on, Pom-pom, climb back up! Okay! Keep going! Come on, Mustache!
Pomeranians are small but hardy breeds. Come on, come on! Okay! Keep going!
Stop it! You can do it, Pom-pom! Ah! Woo! Ah!
Yay! I did it! Woo! Well, I don't like it up here.
Take that, you big meanie. Yeah! This is our secret.
I demand you let me down this instant. Okay, we'll get off. Ready? Ready!
Wait, hang on. Go! Get him!
Here comes Mrs. Spider! Oh you cheeky fly! Can I have a go at being the spider, Bingo?
Sure, Pom Pom. You're too small to be the spider. No I'm not! Yeah, no she's not! Pomeranians are a small but hardy breed.
Can you play games with us? No time for games, Squirt. I'm working from home today. One sec, I just gotta pop downstairs. Do it!
Okay, I'm back. Is this yours? Yeah, play the elevator game.
I told you, kid. No time for elevator game. It's a work day today. I found another one.
Again! Sorry, kids, I've got loads of work on. I just can't play the elevator game.
You are playing it. This episode of Bluey is called Yoga Ball. Oof! Hi!
Don't even think about it! Die! Die! Push! You little raps!
Why do you sit on a giant green ball? Because I wreck my back changing your nappies. Voing, voing, voing, voing, voing.
I want to do that. Voing, voing, voing, voing, voing, voing, voing. OK, now beat it. I've got to get to work.
Yeah. Lily! Oh, so they're mixed up, Murphy says.
What smoothie banana you like? Oh, Bully, you need your sleep. You must be so tired. That big daddy's been sitting on you all day. Oh, Bully, which tattoo should I get?
Do you like the unicorn? Or... Or the rainbow.
Well, Bingo. My name is Lon. Well, Lon, I really think you should get...
There it is. Out. Can we play delivery chair?
No. Oh, please. Oh, don't use your please face. Alright.
Yeah, bingo, delivery chair! That please face gets me every time. Now I need to get these two packages delivered.
But first I need to stamp them. Stamp, stamp! Ooh.
OK, now I need to deliver these to... Hmm, let's see. Oh, Mogadishu! OK, here's one package.
Oh, Mark Fretzel. OK, well, I'd better be careful then. And here's the second package. Oof.
OK, delivery over. Now I've got to get back to work. Oh, come on!
One more? No! Can we just quickly play that game where we run down the hall and you sing da-na-na-na and you roll the ball down the hall and we jump out of the way?
Oh, you mean Raiders? Yeah, Raiders! Yeah, Raiders.
Alright, maybe a quick game. Hooray! Not too quick though.
I want you to play for this long. Okay, fair enough. Hooray! You ready? Yeah.
OK, go! Again! Again! OK, game over. I have to do some work.
Walk it off sport. Hey Bingo. Oh, what's the matter?
Daddy's playing too rough with me. Yeah, he does play too rough sometimes, doesn't he? Yes. Did you use your big girl bark? No.
Because I don't have a very good big girl bark. Really? Show me.
Oh, that's all right. Just do it bigger. Bigger.
Whoa! There it is! Come on, let's go talk to your dad. Woof! Go away!
What's up? You're in trouble. No one's in trouble. Bingo just has something she'd like to tell Dad. That's all.
Sometimes you play a bit too rough with me. Oh, bingo. Really? Oh, sorry, Buster.
I didn't realise. I think I just forget that you're a bit younger than your sister. I'm only four.
Yeah, not six like me. But Dad, we don't want you to stop playing with us. Oh, OK.
I'm just going to get better at using my bingo box. OK, well, let's practice. OK.
So tell me, is this rough? rough okay? Boing.
Yes, that's okay. Okay, how about this rough? Boing. Yes, that's okay.
Okay, what about this? Boing. Okay, too rough.
Now I know. All right, now clear out you lot. I've got to... Hey, where's my ball?
I'll just be a second. Oh my! How rude!
Can't you see that I'm on the toilet? You ready for pass the parcel kids? Yeah!
I love pass the parcel! Me too! Yay!
Boo-yah! Oh, no. Uh, Pat, would you mind doing the music? Yeah, too easy, Sheila. Ready, kids?
I'll just close my eyes. Uh, Pat, no. You have to stop on each kid once.
What? Why? So everyone gets a prize. But how can everyone get a prize?
There's just one in the middle. No, there's a prize in each layer. What?
So no one misses out. Hey, Bandit, you hearing this? Yeah, where you been, mate? Stop the music, Dad!
Look, when I was a kid, there was only one... Stop the music! OK, OK, I'll stop!
But this is not how you play Pass the Parcel. This episode of Blu-ray is called Pass the Parcel. OK, and stop! Hooray, it's me! Ooh, it's a bracelet.
Oh, this is just wrong. It's not for me! Okay, Leela this time. Stop!
Ah, good one, Pat. You got a bracelet too. Hey, Missy, have you had a go yet? No. Okay, and stop!
I said stop! Oh, there's touchscreen. Stop! Me again! Oh, no, that was supposed to be hers.
Here, give it here. But it stopped on me, Lucky's dad. Oh, man, I'm not cut out for this.
Balloons are blowing up, Janelle. Thanks. I'm almost there with Pass the Parcel.
Oh, good-o. Oh, hang on. Are you putting a present in every layer? Yeah, of course.
No way. I want to play it the proper way. None of this present in every layer business.
Put one big present in the middle. Winner gets that. Well, what about everyone else? They'll have to suck it up. That's not how it's done anymore, Pat.
I'm putting my foot down, Janelle. We're raising a nation of squibs. Fine, but you're handling it. No worries.
You watch. This will blow their minds. Ready for pass the parcel? Yeah! We're gonna mix this up a bit kids, you're gonna love it.
Go! See now, I'm not looking. I'm just gonna push this button anytime Yay, bingo!
I can't find the present. Ah, yep, that's right. Check under your legs. Lucky's dad, where's the present? Ah, now, you see?
There isn't one. There's just one big present in the middle. What?
Yeah, what? We're playing it the proper way. OK, let's go.
Keep passing. So, I don't get a present? No, cos just like in real life, you...
Ah! Oh, boy. Um, she'll be right.
Come on, just keep passing. Stop! This is how you're supposed to play it!
This isn't the 80's Pat! Uh, Janelle? Don't look at me mate!
Oh man! Lucky Dad, do I not win anything? It's okay, you won 5 bucks!
Here, and so did you! Everyone wins 5 bucks! Wait, who can rank a 20? Actually, look!
Take one of these! Oh Dad! They're my presents!
Give it back Dad! Oh Chucky, you've got plenty! You can give it back! Oh yeah! Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
Yes. Except for pass the parcel. I don't like Lucky's Dad's rules.
Yeah, it's hard when you don't win. Yes, it is. Maybe next time.
Okay, that's kid number five. Mum! Mom, where's my...
Ah! Ow, ow! Why? I'm wrapping past the parcel for your birthday tomorrow.
Oh, can you do it like his dad's way? With only one present in the middle. Yeah, but as good as this one.
Honey, that was a bit of a disaster. No, it was awesome. Please?
Time for Pass the Parcel. Hooray! OK, kids and parents, Jasper has asked that we play Pass the Parcel by Lucky's dad's rules. Oh! They're not my rules.
Oh, what? So let's just do our best, OK? OK.
Here we go. It's me! Sorry Bingo Keep passing!
Ah! It's me! Aww, sorry Leela Aww! Oh it's an helicopter bopter! Woah!
I was so close! Aww Bingo! Maybe next time Ready for Pasta Parcel? Yeah!
We're doing Lucky's Dad's Rules! Hurray! Did I say hurray?
Please let me win this time. It's me! Ah!
Bingo! Look! A bubble shooter! Wow! I love Lucky Stars Wolves!
Yay! What have you started? I'm sorry you didn't win Pass the Pass, Bingo. It's okay, I don't mind. Really?
Yeah, when Lily is happy, I'm happy. Oh, Bingo. Maybe next time. You know what, Bingo? I think you're getting quite good at losing.
Music Music Bluey, how do you want to do pass the parcel tomorrow? Um, I'll let Bingo choose. Really? Thanks Bluey.
Which way do you want to play Bingo? Hmmmm... Okay, ready for pass to parcel?
Yeah! I think it's only fitting to let Lucky's dad do the honours. Yeah! Yeah, Bluey! Oh, righto.
Good on yous. Which rules are we playing, Bluey? I left it up to Bingo to choose. Did you choose Lucky's dad's rules? You'll see.
Well, Bingo, you're the best. Bingo! Whatever way is okay with me. What happened to raising a nation of squibs? Oh, look, let them have some fun.
Let's get a bit rockin', eh? Oh, yeah, this is a good song. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Lucky Dad!
Oh, yeah, sorry. Nothing! Lucky Dad rules!
Hooray! Yeah! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
It's okay. WAIT FOR IT! Huh?
MONEY KIND! Bingo, calm it down a bit mate. Ooh, banana! Dad. Is there going to be thunder in the movie?
Maybe. Oh. You sure you're ready for movies, Bluey?
You're a bit of a sensitive kid. Mackenzie's seen it. Yeah, but you're not Mackenzie.
I know, but I'm ready. Just checking. Come on, let's go get some tickets.
Hey, where's Bingo? But no, no! Bingo!
Sorry. This episode of Bluey's called Movies. One adult and two kids to Chunky Chimp, thanks. And a giant popcorn. And a small popcorn.
Aww. Uh, $54 please. Chunky Chimp.
Do I have to pay for the four-year-old? She's not really going to watch it. Uh, yeah, you still have to pay. Can you ask him if there's any scary bits? Oh, yeah.
Hey, are there any scary bits in this? Um, there's a big thunderstorm bit at the end. That might be scary for some kids. Oh, I think I might be some kids.
Look, we can leave whenever you want. Just say the word. Thanks, Dad.
Okay, three tickets and a popcorn. And another popcorn. Bingo!
Stay with me, mate. Open your eyes, Bluey. Is the thunderstorm pit on yet? The movie hasn't started yet. These are trailers for other movies.
This summer, prepare to be out of your comfort zone. You sit here, Bingo. Oh, swingy chair. Ah!
What? Maybe just sit forward a bit. OK.
Tell me when the trailers are over. Ah! Whoa, Bingo!
Careful. Oh, it's finished. Experience pure sound.
Ah! Loud! Okay, now the movie's started.
This is boring. Pico, shh. Is this the storm bit? Nah, it's just some monkeys in a tree.
Hey, Chubbles, look what I invented. We can use it to explore the... Oh, Chunky, you and your inventions. Bingo.
Sit still. Why can't you just be like the rest of us? Why do you have to be so different?
I don't know. I wish I wasn't different Oh man, the songs I wish I were the same I want popcorn One popcorn please Sure Bingo, don't touch that Dad, am I different like Chunky is? Huh? Uh, yeah, well uh No.
Bingo. No, mate. I think I am different. I'm the only one of my friends who doesn't watch movies.
I wish I wasn't different. Look, mate, I'm pretty sure that by the end of the movie, everyone will like that the monkey was different. Don't spill them, Bingo.
Don't spill them. Well, I'm not going to be different anymore. I'm ready for movies.
Just like everyone else. The groundlands aren't for chimps. Tree World is where we belong.
But my heart belongs to the groundlands. I don't care. Can I sit over there?
No, mate. We're sitting here. But I want to go down there.
No, you have to stay here with me. But I want to explore. Dad, look.
I'm watching. Well done. Well done, Bluey.
Huh? Hi. Hi. What?
Bingo. Where's that kid? Hi.
You can find the magic pine cone, Chunky. You just have to be yourself. Be myself? Yeah, be yourself.
Oh, be yourself. Ah! Be yourself. Gotcha. I need the toilet.
Oh, man. Oh, no, mate. Don't touch the dunny brush.
Hehehehe Why does Chuba Dooba tell Chunky to be yourself? Uh, well, you know. Finished!
Bingo, you got a flush, come on! Am I just being yourself? Look, it's just monkeys singing songs, mate. Don't think too hard about it. Just be yourself, because I'm ready for movies.
Oh no! It's so destroyed! Dad, I want to go now. Okay, no worries.
Bingo, we've got to go. Huh? Bingo! Where are you? Bingo!
Bingo! Where have you gone? I found a magic pine cone.
Ice. Bingo! Louie, help me with your sister.
You block her off. But I can't see. Ow!
Bingo! Come back here, you little... Sorry, sorry, sorry everyone! Stop running away! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Hehehe! Louie, open your eyes! Put the scary bits on! It's just a monkey in the rain! Oh!
Louie, open your eyes and help me! I can't do it! I'm not ready!
Huh? I should've just stayed in the trees like everyone else! But you didn't.
Huh? You rode off to save the village, because there's no one else quite like you. Now fly, Chunky!
Woooooooo! Nice one, Bluey. Hooray!
Hooray! Okay, let's get you out of here. Oh, Dad, look.
The storm is over. Oh, yeah. Nice one. Can we stay? What?
Really? Um, yeah. Okay. We're staying. Oh, I don't want to stay.
I know, mate. But it's important for Bluey. So what do I do? You know what, Bingo? Just be yourself.
Worked out, everything's fine Living in the trees, and the ground's high I'll be calm So you can learn to be yourself Beach! This episode of Bluey is called The Beach! Mom!
Beach! Bitch! Bitch!
Aw, poor Mum, she's all on her own. Mum likes being by herself. I wonder why. Bitch! Here comes a big one!
Big Teddy! Woohoo! I'm just gonna go for a walk along the beach. Why do you like walking by yourself?
Hmm, not sure actually. I just do. See you soon little mermaid.
Whoa, look at this shell! Wow! Can I go and show Mum? Yeah, alright.
Off you go. Bingo and I will wait here. Really? Is that Mum with the orange hat over there? Yeah, that's her.
And I can go all that way by myself? Yeah, I'll keep an eye on you. For real life?
Yeah, just don't go in the water. Okay. But how will you get there with no legs, Mermaid? Oh, yeah. You can be King Neptune And you give me legs!
Wooo! Legs! Ha ha ha!
Actually she's a bit far away But little mermaid, you can follow mum's footsteps Oh yeah, thanks King Neptune! Thumbs up! I am the mermaid who got her legs! But they only last a day little mermaid, so enjoy them! Woo!
Okay I will. Woo! Hey girls, can you please move?
A mermaid wants to get through. Dad can you? Oh that's right, Dad's back there. Little cheeky wave, you washed away my mum's footsteps. Ooh, Pippi.
Pippi's coming up for wee-wees. Oh, hey mate. Where are you going little Brady? Pinchy Pinchy! I'm the mermaid who got her crab legs!
Where are you going Pinchy? Okay, see you! AHHHHHHHHH!
Warren's Spack Mum is getting bigger! Mum! I got a shell to show you! Oh, she can't hear you.
Better keep going. I'm coming! Whoa!
Jellyfish! Castle... I wonder who lived here?
Maybe this is where the other mermaids live? Hello? Um, would you mind moving? I need to show this shell to my mum. Maybe I will just head back.
I think I've had enough walking by myself. Oh. Dad's just a blue speck. Can't go backward.
Can't go forward. What am I gonna do? March footsteps!
Your mermaid's just gotta be brave. I am the mermaid who got her legs for only for a day! Did you come all this way by yourself?
Yeah! And the mermaid who got her legs! Past the jellyfish?
Yeah! And the pelican! And I saw a whole herd of crabs! You little star! Listen to this!
I love walking by myself. Oh yeah? Why's that? Um, I don't know.
I just do. But this is nice too, though. Okay, she's asleep.
What do you want to watch tonight, babe? Do you watch TV after we go to sleep? Chloe!
Not again! Come on, back to bed! I don't want to go to bed. Too bad, kid. But why do we have to sleep?
Why can't we just- stay awake all night. Because that's the way the world is. Well, I'm going to make it so that's not how the world is.
That might be tricky. People like to sleep. Well, I'll take everyone's bed to the dump. Yeah, they'll probably just sleep on the couch. Well, I'll take the couches to the dump too.
Oh, sounds like a big job. You'll need a full night's sleep for that. Yeah, I will.
Night. Hey, wait, no! Ugh, come on, I'll read you a story.
You know she can't help it. I know. Can you help me? Oh yeah, I've got an idea.
Wait, is it a bad idea? Mum, are you grumpy with me? No honey, I'm okay. Come on. Once upon a time, there was a village.
Are you sure you're not grumpy? No, I just want you to go to sleep. And in the village... Hey, hey!
Unicorns! Oh no, not unicorns. This episode of Bluey, unfortunately, is called Unicorns. Budger, budger.
Watch the horn. What are we reading? Well, it's a story. No!
Here, read this. It's got a unicorn in it. I'm not reading that. Fine, I'll read it.
On. up on Tim. I wish I could read. Unicorps, Bluey is finding it a little hard to get to sleep, so we're actually trying to calm things down a bit. Well, it's going to be hard with Vera!
Shh! Bingo's asleep? I don't care!
Well, I do. So how about you and your little mate jog on? I ain't going nowhere, toots. My name is Chili.
Oh, I'm sorry, silly. Chili. Chili. Really? Yeah, that's what I said.
Ow! Oh, Mum, please, can Unicorn stay? Bluey, he's the most annoying unicorn in the world.
Guilty! But I can turn him into a nice unicorn. I promise I can. Right, Unicorn?
Nah. Don't listen to him. Please, can he stay?
Fine. But we're reading this book, not yours. You will live to regret that.
Once upon a time there was a village, and in the village, everyone walked around barefoot. Ah, yay! Unicorn! Unicorn!
Of course! I can't see the page! And... why should I care?
Ugh, I forgot about the catchphrase. If you block the words, Mum can't read the story! And... why should I care? But the stories are nice!
My story was nice. It had a unicorn in it. This one has zero unicorns. And the ending's boring. She just makes shoes...
Don't spoil the ending! Why not? Cos Bluey hasn't heard it. And... why should I care?
Why should I care? Unicorns, I'm trying to make you a nice unicorn. OK, OK, OK.
Please continue, Millie. I won't spoil the ending. Where she makes shoes.
Unicorns! Ha! Woo-woo!
Woo-woo! One day, the Queen decided to get off her litter and have a walk around. Changed my mind.
Oh, wait. Changed it again. Actually, I will. Nope, not today.
Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down. Unicorns, that is bad behaviour. Meow-me-meow, meow-me-meow-meow.
Oh, so is that? Meep, meep, meep, meep. Shall we continue? Oh, yes. Meep.
So the queen walked a few steps and stood on a prickle. Ouch. Unicorns, that's mean. How would you feel if you stood on a prickle? I'd feel good.
I'd feel so good I'd dance. You wouldn't dance if you're crying like the queen. Well, maybe she should wear some shoes. Unicorns. Anyway.
The queen discovered that her whole kingdom was covered in prickles. What was she to do? Make shoes! Bluey? Oh, I know.
Unicorns, what's your favourite food? Children. Oh. Just kidding.
I like chicken bucket. Oh, great. Look, here's some chicken bucket.
Oh, thank you. Mighty kind. Okay, we're good to go.
So the queen had an idea. She will cover the whole kingdom in... in leather.
That way no one will ever stand on the prickles ag- Again. So she got to work. All day and night the queen worked, covering her whole kingdom in leather.
Oh, can you please chew with your mouth shut? I can chew with my mouth shut. Of course I can.
Thank you. The queen just... Then I'm not gonna. That's it, I'm out!
Catch you on the flip side, Willie! Wait, no! I'm done, Louie. I can handle this, Mom. You're not all!
Ow! My back! My neck! My back and my neck! I just tapped you on the shoulder!
Whiplash! Whiplash! Cool! Call my lawyer! Look, Bluey, good on you for trying, but you can't change Unicorps.
I think you're right. I'm not sure you can change anyone very much. What can we change? Well, we can stop letting Unicorps annoy us. Really?
How? Maybe we ignore him? He's pretty hard to ignore.
Let's give it a go. The Queen just couldn't do any more. She was too tired.
Oh, here he comes. Remember? Just ignore him. Are you- Willie healer I'm chilly he'll ah oh yes sorry but then the jester said to the Queen your majesty instead of covering the whole kingdom and leather why not just cover your feet stop that reading this is a very serious matter one of you karate chop my client karate chop Louie oh yeah sorry so the Queen cut two little bits of leather and made them into shoes I'm talking to you yeah listen to it so the people could walk anywhere they want wanted and the prickles couldn't hurt them. Stop reading!
Unicorse, let me handle it. Hey, watch it mate. I'll have to get a little pokey.
Okay, as your lawyer I-Here I come! Oh, and they all lived happily ever after. Shall we leave them to it? Yeah, I'm tired. We gotta get it now mate!
Mum, am I better at the monkey bars than Bingo? Well, you are two years older than her Bluey. Am I better than you?
Judo? You're about the same as Judo. I'm not. Judo can't do skip bar or backwards one bar.
Well, she'll get there one day. But am I better than her on this day? Bluey, just run your own race.
Mm-hm. What does that mean? Come here. Have I told you the story of when you took your first steps? Oh, no!
Well, it all started when you were still a baby. Ohhhhhhh Come on Bluey, roll over, roll over! You learn to roll over really early. Brandon!
She rolled over! She rolled over! She's not meant to do that for ages!
Aww, that's my... girl you weren't born yet sweetheart ooh that was invisible we proud of me for rolling over so soon yes a little too proud I think I may have turned into a bit of a show-off. Oh, I've never heard of a baby rolling over that early. I know. She's just special.
But then one day at Mother's Group, it is very early to roll over. Oh, you're so clever, Bluey. Oh, she's sitting! She's sitting!
Oh, judo! You're sitting all by yourself! Oh, goodness, that's very early to be sitting. Oh, well, you know, it's not a race.
But it was a race. A baby race! This episode of Bluey is called Baby Race. I don't know what got into me, but I was determined I'd get you walking before Judo's mum.
I mean, Judo. There you go. Steady.
Bandit! She's sitting! Huh?
Good girl! But after a lot of practice, eventually... You sat up!
Louie, you're sitting! Oh, goodness, I just can't keep track of her. Judah, crawl before me as well. Judah beat you again. And just what did you do about this?
Well, I tried my best. This thing, how do you... Come on, Bluey.
Crawl to mama. You can do it. You can do it.
Did I do it? Not exactly. I'm rolling. I don't know, kid.
You didn't come with instructions. The doctor said there was nothing to worry about. Some babies just roll before they crawl. But I wasn't having that. 99 bottles of thing on the wall.
Aha! It's... fun to crawl oh how good is crawling it's better than rolling my knees did i do it did bluey crawl not exactly come on bluey you can do it crawl to me Oh yeah! Bum shuffle! Bum shuffle?
Bum shuffle. You were a bum shuffler. Woohoo!
Go Bluey! Meanwhile... Judo was pulling herself up on furniture, which is the step right before walking.
And I was just bum shuffling around. You are definitely not winning the baby race. The doctor said there was nothing to worry about.
Some babies just bum shuffle. before they crawl. But I wasn't having that. See? Feels good, doesn't it?
Feels like you want to crawl, right? Did she crawl? Yes.
Hooray! Backwards. Beep, beep, beep. Doctor said there was nothing to worry about. But Nana wasn't having that.
Let's stop mucking around, eh? A bit of olive oil on those knees will do the trick. But how is all... Oh my goodness!
Mum, what are you doing? If she can't crawl, she'll have to walk. This isn't legal anymore.
What? I'll sprinkle some grit down too. Oh, where'd that go? Your nana's old school. None of it mattered though.
Judo had won the baby race. Ow, biscuits. Are you upset with me that I lost the baby race?
No, sweetie. Look, we were all learning to do things for the first time. I'm sorry.
I just felt like I was doing everything wrong. Aren't you going to Mother's group? Yeah, isn't it a cute house? Like he was born in it.
But then one day Coco's mum came to see me. Hi, Chillie. Bella. Oh, hello. I'm so sorry, the house is a mess.
We chatted for a while and then she showed me a photo. Are these all your children? Yep. I thought Coco was your first. No, I've got eight kids.
Wait, no, nine. I had no idea. Wow, you must have learned a thing or two. I have, and there's something you need to know.
What? You're doing great. Are they happy tears, Mum?
Yeah, happy tears, honey. And then on, I decided to run my own race. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yeah! Lily wins! Well done, Judo, you clever girl. So, did Blue ever learn to walk? Yes, honey.
In the kitchen, actually. You just tried to walk in the kitchen. I don't know, sweetie. Maybe you just saw something you wanted. She's here!
Hey, Muffin's here! Mum, you're a ma- Remember your promise? Yes I do. Because it's a special night and cousin Marfin's sleeping over, you get to stay up a little later. Hooray!
Stay up late! Stay up late! Marfin, we're gonna stay up late!
Ahhhhh! Coconut and water window. Maw-maw-maw-maw. What's up with you, Muffin? Oh, boy, I think Muffin's skipped a sleep.
I am a llama eating a banana. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Did she say she's a llama?
This episode of Blue is called The Sleepover. You stop doors, doorstop. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
What's going on, Uncle Stripe? Remember when you dudes were younger? and used to have a little sleep during the day?
Yeah. Well, as you got older, you stopped having that little sleep, didn't you? Yeah, now we just sleep once. Yeah, no.
Well, Muffin is right in the middle of stopping that second little sleep during the day. Oh. No! Daddy, stop! Okay, Muffin, early bed for you.
Wait, no. We get to stay up late, though. Uh, well, gotta run.
Hey, Muffin! Ow! Coconut! Ow!
Mum, you promised we could stay up late. I know I did, but we have to do the right thing by muffin. She skipped a sleep. But you promised. One game, then bet.
Aw. It's play the ball game time. Oh, I know. Let's make it a really long game so that we have to stay up late to finish it.
Yeah! Beep-boop! Okay. One game, then bed.
Great. Now which game? Restaurant!
So husband and Sheila, should we have a nice slow dinner at the restaurant? Sure thing babe. Good evening, welcome to our restaurant, known for its speedy service. How many will be dining tonight?
Three. Very good. Two.
Where's the other one? Ah! Wake up, Sheila! My name is Boo-Boo Bop-Boo.
Boo-Boo Bop-Boo needs to go to bed. No, she's fine. She just likes plants.
Oh! Oi! Hey!
Play! Good to go, Shayla! We are ready. Choo-choo!
Whoa! Ding! Next stop, the museum!
Shayla, this isn't a bus. Here are the menus. Yes, just warning you, I think we'll take a long time deciding. No, you won't. Oh, it all looks so good, babe.
Ah! Ding! Coconuts have water in them Sheila, what are you doing? Let us go Get down My restaurant This doesn't mean we're finished Bluey Maybe we'll just go to the chip shop Come on, family Chips Chips, get your chips here Oh, hello Would you like some Oh, OK, OK.
Please, madam, don't shake my shop. We'd love some chips, please. And take your time. Your friend looks like she should be in bed. Oh, no, she's fine.
Well, that'll be four dollar bucks, please. Ah, if we pay him, the game's finished. What are you going to do, babe? I don't...
Run, Sheila! OK! Hey, stop! Babe!
The game's still going! That's great, babe. Police!
Did someone call the police? Yes, she went that way! Stop! Police!
Hello! Whoa, Muffy, you really are tired. Muffin!
Freeze! Thank you for your time, sir. I want you to throw the book at her.
Now listen up. If your friend buys chippies, she has to... for chippies. Yes, police lady. Sorry, police lady.
Okay, girls. Bedtime. Oh, it's not fair. You said we could stay up late. Bluey, it is late.
Look, it's eight o'clock. Stayed up late! Hooray!
No hooray, Bluey. If your cousin has skipped a sleep, it's up to you to look after her. Muffin should have been in bed long ago.
Look at her. Backboard! She-Hop! Ka-Bang! This doesn't mean the game's still going.
I'm coming, Pomango. You OK? Bingo Quaid!
Haha! Louie! This means the game's still going! Come on, let's set up even later! No Bingo, do what I do!
Ah, Sheila look! The police lady's coming! Follow me!
You won't catch us police lady! Louie! I'm gonna catch you! Meow! Hide under here, Sheila.
Okay, Bluey. They'll never find you here. Thanks, Bluey. Now stay quiet. I'll check if the coast is clear.
Ah! Shh! Good work, Bluey.
Oh, I'm so tired. Maybe you should go to bed earlier. Yeah, probably, Muffin.
Bluey? Yes, Muffin? Why is there a flamingo in my sleeping bag? It's a long story. Oh, where is my top?
Louie, can you be as quiet as Bingo for a bit? No, I can't. Louie, I can't find your library books and they're due back. Have you seen Schmertle the Dirty Turtle?
No, I have not seen Schmertle the... You have to keep better track of your things. What about Bingo?
Bingo puts hers in a neat pile when she's read them. Finished. Ding.
Order's up. Oh, cheese and jam. Dad, I don't like cheese and jam.
What? I thought you did! No, Bluey does.
I like banana and peanut butter. Blech! How can you two come from the same parents, be raised in the same house, but be completely different?
Don't know. Well, I'll tell you this for free. My life would be a lot easier if you were both the same. Tell me about it. Bingo!
I've got an idea! Okay! Wait, what? Why do you keep setting them up? What are you looking for?
Hair chalk! Ooh! Give me your arm.
Hehe, this is gonna be great! Alright, done. Here you go, Bingo. Peanut butter and banana!
Aaaaah! Bleurgh! This episode of Bluey is called Mini Bluey.
Aww, so cute! Let me introduce you to us. I'm Bluey. And this is Mini Bluey.
Oi! She's just like me. Watch! Have some cheese and jam, Mini Bluey. We love cheese and jam.
Umph. I... Love it! See?
This is gonna be a long day. Okay Mini Bluey, let's learn about me. Hmm... Ooh, I like to say serial instead of serious. Oh, and I'll show you how I dance.
I like to do this sort of thing, and sometimes this. Yep, that's it. And I sort of just talk all the time.
It doesn't even need to make sense. Just noises are fine. Bork, BORK!
BORK! BORK! BORK!
BORK! BORK! BORK!
BORK! And I like to sing. BORK!
SINGING THINGS! BORK! SINGING THINGS!
A bit louder. BORK! SINGING THINGS! Yeah, that's great.
I like to just leave my toys on the ground. Isn't it better to tidy them away? Yeah, it doesn't make much difference.
Where is it? BORK! BORK!
BORK! I like to ask a lot of questions. Mom, what are you doing? You know what I'm doing, Bluey.
But I don't really listen to the whole answer. And if I see a bum, I give it a little bum-diddy-bum. Hey! Get out of it!
Hey, Blueys, I need you to pick up these grass clippings and put them in the wheelbarrow. Yes, Father. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where do you think you're going? To help Dad. I like wheelbarrows. Bingo likes wheelbarrows. Bingo helps Dad.
You're mini-Bluey now. Oh, yeah. And Bluey does not like grass clippings.
I'll tell you that for free. But Dad said we have to do it. Let's find out if he's cereal.
Excuse me, big fella. Here we go. These grass clippings you're talking about, why do we have to put them in the wheelbarrow?
They don't belong to us. Well, you know all that food in the fridge? That doesn't belong to you either. But if you want to keep eating it, I suggest you get to work.
OK, he's cereal. Wee-hoo! Barrel! Mini Bluey, that's quite loud.
Yeah, Mini Bluey, I don't really sing when I'm doing chores. I usually whinge. And do the job a lot slower than what you're doing.
Watch. Why do we have to do this? It's hot. OK, you know what?
Can I order double bingos? No, it's double Blueys forever. My arm hurts.
Double bingos. Mmm, yeah. Here you go. Start on my tail. Hi, Dad.
Whoa. This is Big Bingo. Hi. May we help you tidy these grass clippings away?
Uh, yeah. Come on, Mini Bingo. Result. I like to pretend I'm hugging a wombat. Hug.
Hug. Now put it to bed. Good night.
Night-night. Where are you, Shmurdo? Here he is. Oh.
Thanks. Big bingo. Big bingo? Double bingo.
I could definitely get used to this. What? Bandit. I didn't mean...
Oh, Bluey, wait. Big bingo. But seriously, how good's double bingo?
Yeah, I know. My big bingo. I wasn't sure which bed to sit on.
Are you okay? Mum and Dad want two of yous. They don't want any of me's. It's very rude.
It's because I'm annoying. And you're not annoying at all. Yes I am.
I'm super annoying. Really? Yeah, I'm just different annoying. I'll show you.
Where's the sticky tape? Here you go. Oh, thanks.
Can you find the fake teeth for me? Ooh, okay! Here you go! Ah!
You look crazy! Follow me! Oh, man!
Chill the beans! Bingo! What?
Stop it! You're freaking me out! Get away from me! What's going on? Let's go!
Bingo! Bingo! Stop it!
Get in here! Bingo! That's it! We want one Bluey and one Bingo from now on. You got that?
Yeah, we do. OK! You think it's safe? I think so.
It's been 20 minutes. Eh, close enough. Okay, who else have we got here?
To Uncle Stripe from Nemba. Ooh, here we go. There you go, Uncle Stripe. Thanks, Bluey. Oh, world's best chef.
Thanks, Mum. I thought I was the world's best chef. Oh, you both are.
That one's for Nana from Bandit. This is from Dad. Aw, thanks, Bandy. No worries, Mum.
Ooh, what is it? Oh, it's a shirt. What is it? What does it say? Hang on, I'll just get my glasses.
Hang on, I'll just get my glasses on. No! Is it? Yes, a doctor's bag.
Ah, it's made of a pool, Myron. It's dark. Oh, yeah, tennis balls.
To Bluey from Mum and Dad. Oh, it's for me. Thanks, Mum and Dad. Ooh. Whoa, I love it.
Bottle Bee! I think that's it! All done! Christmas Swim!
Yeah! This episode of Bluey's called Christmas Swim! Let me introduce you to my family, Bottle Bee!
They're your family now too! Are you sure you know how to do the crackling? Read the apron. Uncle Shay, this is Bartleby.
G'day, Bartleby. Nice to meet you. Hang on, Bartleby.
I'm just getting blown towards the pool. So what is... And this is my cousin Socks.
Merry Christmas! Yeah! Don't worry, she does that to everyone. Come on, Muffin, you're going to be late for work. I have to eat breakfast.
This is my cousin Muffin. Hi, Bartleby. I'm sorry I'm late for work.
Mary's about to leave. Ah, I'm late! Ah!
Bye, kids. Lipstick! Ah, lipstick!
Doctor of the Door! Attention passengers, fairies leaving. Bucket!
Hooray, you made it! Finn's a bit busy right now. Let's go meet Bingo. This is my sister Bingo.
Bingo, this is Bartleby. This is his first year of Christmas. Hi Bartleby, it's nice to meet you.
Bucket time! Let go of my... It's his first meal of Christmas!
Papa, help! You're making me late for work! Papa! Are you okay?
Maybe we should go and meet my dad. Yeah! I'm going to the hospital. Classic Catchers.
Who's next? Who's next? Dad, this is Bartleby. How's it going, Bartleby? You want to turn to Classic Catchers?
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! You've got to keep your eye on the ball, mate. Oh, Bartleby, I'm so sorry Dad broke your arm.
Oh, Trix, I can do the gravy if you like. Oh, I'm fine, Chris. I've just got some packets.
Oh, no, let me do it for you. proper one. Aunt Trixie, can I borrow a towel for Bartleby, please?
Oh, Nana, would you be able to grab a towel for Bluey, please? Oh, sure. Did you get wet, Bartleboy?
Dad landed on him. Oh, deary me. Nana, no!
What? He's got a broken arm. Oh, goodness me, I had no idea. Sorry, Bumblebee. Hey, Uncle Red and Aunt Frisky are calling.
Stripe, are you sure you know how to do the crackling, mate? Read the apron. Oh, I wish you guys could be here. Yeah, me too, Mum. Wow!
Look at that! Duh, muffin! Hey, where's Bluey? I'm sorry it's been a bit crazy, Bartleby.
I hope you're still having a good time. What's that? What?
You want to go home? Hey, Bluey, look who it is! Frisky! Hey, Bluey, Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, Frisky.
Who's that you've got there? This is Bartleby. He's having his first healer Christmas.
Oh, how's it going? Well, not good. He got attacked by a crocodile. Then Dad broke his arm.
Then Nana... jiggled it all about. Oh dear. He wants to go home.
He says my family's too rough. Here, let me have a word with him. Oh, okay. Nice to meet you, Bartleby.
I'm Frisky. I'm new to the Heeler family as well. And just between you and me, they're a bit crazy.
Hey! But, give them a chance. You'll see.
Yeah, but that's not why I voted for him. Oh, Scrap. It's crackling. Oh, really?
They're full of love. Ah, that'll be where my keys! And here's to Bartleby! Yeah, Bartleby!
Welcome to the family, mate. Sorry, buddy. Bluey, don't talk with your mouth full. And sit up straight. Don't slouch.
It's bad manners. It's just bad manners. Bingo! Mum, why do we...
We have to have manners. Because we're not animals. I'm happy as long as you eat your veggies. Hey, hey, hey.
Elbows off the table, thanks, Mum. Can you believe that, kids? Psst. Bluey, take this. It's a magic asparagus.
What does it do? It turns people into any animal you want. For real life?
For real life. Ooh. Don't play with your food, Bluett. Donkey!
Hee-haw! Ha-ha! It worked!
Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Dummy!
OK. Pugtog! No, no, I want to be a piglet. Piglet!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
Eek! Eek! Now that's taken care of.
I need you to do a little something for me. Chicken! This episode of Louie is called Asparagus. Elephant! I love this!
Goat! Now be free my animal friends! No more rules for anyone!
Pink Bingo, you're making a mess! Come here you wriggly little... Put me down!
Me attack! Can't just grab people and swing them around. Polly Polly!
Mouse! Can't chew people's toys. It's not nice. Penguin!
Ooh, this is hard work. Maybe I'll turn you into slightly calmer animals. Peacock!
That's a bit better. Mr. Show-off Okay, you asked for it No! Don't go outside!
Where'd they go? There you are! Woolworths! Now where are those lions? On Sunday morning as I went walking by Brisbane waters our chance to str...
What was that? Is that you Lucky? Oh well, I guess it's not... AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
MWAH! Oh, Mrs. Hala! Oh, I don't know about this!
Oh! Hala! Mommy!
What do you want, Grygo? Get... You two?
Sorry Lucky's Dad! No worries Bluey, I shouldn't have let my guard down. Get in here you lot!
That's it, you animals need to learn some manners. Daddy! walrus no doing that thing first manners is follow on a cracker first is don't speak when someone's speaking second manners is No running away from manners lessons!
Now, third one is... Don't eat the next-door neighbours. That's a really important one.
Hey, where's Daddy Walrus? GASP No! Scrap!
Both Madnesses! Don't go to the toilet on the rug! I'm Duffy Dot, I'm Duffy Dot, I'm Duffy Dot.
Aaaaaaah! You big grub! Aaaaaaah! This is hopeless!
I'm going to turn you all back into dogs! Where's my asparagus? Throw it in the cracker! I'm Duffy Dot.
Nooooo! Aaaaaaah! Oh no! It's stuck like this forever! Squawk!
But you want more asparagus? Wait, I've got an idea! Squawk!
OK, Bird Bingo, you've eaten the magic asparagus. Too late to change that. But I think if you say doggy, everyone will turn back to doggies. Squawk! Can you say Polly wants a doggy?
Pretty please? Squawk! Polly want a doggy Answer yourself Daddy Walrus Come on Bird Bingo Polly want a doggy Boooooo Boooooo Squawk Come on Bird Bingo It's hard to get a walrus to sit at the dinner table. I want a...
Dinosaur! Yeah! Bingo! No!
Doggy! Doggy! We're just eating dinner remember? Ah yeah dinner.
Okay well make sure you... I finished my vegetables father. I should now excuse myself to go tidy the kitchen. Pip pip.
Well, that's more like it. Bingo! For the last time, use a knife and...
Chicken! Ah! Ready! OK.
Boop, boop, boop. Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Boop. Hello, pizza shop.
Would you like to order a pizza? Yes, please. I want one supreme with no mushrooms.
Do you want garlic bread? Yeah, I want garlic bread. You got it.
It will be there soon. Do you need my address? No, I can see you.
Bye. One supreme pizza, please, pizza girl. No mushrooms. Okay, I'll do the garlic bread. Can we pretend we're sisters and our mum owns the pizza shop?
Oh, yeah. And we're going to run it for her so she can go on holiday. Yeah, to Italy.
Do Here you go. Oh, nice one. No mushrooms?
No mushrooms. Great. No, no, you can't have the box.
It's our only one. Right, so what do I do? Just take the pizza. Uh, okay.
Ugh. Thanks, bye. Oh man! I'm back, pizza sister! Aw, not again!
Oh, I can fix it. Mum, can we get a new car? Aw, but you've had Peddly since you were two.
But the wheel keeps falling off. I know, but there's just a lot of stories in that car. How can a car have stories? Well...
Fixed! Ah, there you go. See?
Good as new! Is my car squashed? This episode of Wooly is called Pizza Girls. What is this, Muffin?
It's an electric car. My dad bought a new car and this came with it. It drives without pedals.
Yes, and it's very expensive, Muffin, so be careful with it. Can we buy Pizza Girls in it? OK.
Okay, we're all sisters who run the pizza shop. Got it. Hmm, there's no roof to stick the pizza sign on. It's a convertible. Okay, well, I guess we don't need to use it.
Hello! Customers! And you just do this with your foot.
And that opens the boot. Oh, cool. Customers!
The phone's not working. I'll just ask them. Wait, Buffa, no! We meant to do it over the phone. They're They want a supreme.
Okay, one supreme, thanks, pizza sisters. Our mum started this pizza shop. She worked really hard.
So we're trying to give her a holiday. Wow, we're going to deliver pizzas fast now. Ah, stop! I'm just putting the pizza in. You can't bring mud in the new car.
What? Why? Because it's very expensive. Oh, okay.
Well, what do we do? We have to play something else. Aw. What else are you playing?
I usually just drive around. Okay, let's do that. Wipe your feet! Sorry. No mine in the car.
We're ready, Muffin, but just don't drive too... Woo-hoo-hoo! Hey, hey, you're getting fingerprints all over it. Do you like a trick? Oh, I miss the old one.
We brought the kids home from hospital in it, you know. Woo! That was fun.
Can I have a turn? Okay. All right, here we go.
What's going on? Oh, it's out of battery. Oh, we have to charge it. Dad! Okay, batteries charging kids.
How long does it take to charge? This long. Oh.
What should we play while we wait? I guess we can go back to pizza girls. Yeah! So that's... One supreme pizza with extra pineapple.
Yep, but no mushrooms. You hear me? Got it.
You put mushrooms on it, I'm gonna... Okay, bye. Let's put mushrooms on it. Yeah.
Louie, who can I be? Well, I need to fix my delivery car. You can be the mechanic.
Okay. Ready? Ow! Here's your pizza! Oh great!
Here's your money. Oh, extra pineapple! Hey hang on, what are these? Enjoy the mushrooms!
What? Ah, you little... Ah! Okay! Okay, thanks, bye!
Goodness me, the customers have ordered ten pizzas! Ten? They said they're having a pizza party and we should take our time.
Okay, I'll get started. How's the car mechanic? I put this one on which makes it go extra fast.
Oh, wow, you're a good mechanic. Thanks. Alright, I'll make the garlic breads. Hey girls, the battery's charged.
You can ride the car again. Oh, thanks. It's your turn to have the drive, Bluey. Um, yeah, it is. And you just keep the keys in your pocket.
You don't even need to... Stop! No more about your car, mate. Your pizzas are here!
Oh, great! Well, one of... How's Italy?
Uh, good. Here you go. Enjoy! Uh, thanks. I'll be back in a jiffy.
Oops! Oh dear. Maybe it is time for a new car, Bluey. No way, I've had penalties since I was two Hello, mechanic! I've broken down Coming!
Hi, I'm here to fix your car My goodness, that was quick Fixed! There you go Good as new