man I just seen this guy yesterday right he was wearing a man bun bleached blonde man bun tie dye shirt I I mean man buns have got to be one of the gayest inventions of our time like ponytails were pretty bad I mean not that bad but the [ __ ] man bun dude no this shit's real [ __ ] feminine dude why are you guys doing this [ __ ] with these man buns dude like if you're making an extra trip to Ulta and you don't have your girlfriend with you and you're getting hair ties in Moose or jail for your man bun you're you're a [ __ ] female bro like the only guy I ever knew that had a man bun when I was in high school his name was poo face car [ __ ] and like we would just take girls to his house and bang him out and like he would never get anything like he never he never got any girls ever dude and it was because of his man bun I was at the Henda last weekend there's like a whole line of dudes at the bar and they all had man buns they had drinks in their hands but you know what else they uh didn't have girls they had no girls with them I just want to thank keano Reeves for the movie Ron in 47 r r or whatever thanks ke cuz you I think you single-handedly started this man bun [ __ ] with that [ __ ] Samurai movie you got you guys are not [ __ ] Samurai okay you're not [ __ ] keano Reeves bro so want to let you guys know with man buns dude you guys aren't [ __ ] keano Reeves and you're not [ __ ] Samurai the only thing that's going to make you even close to a samurai is when you and your other buddies with man buns whip each other's [ __ ] out and [ __ ] sword fight like some [ __ ] weirdos dude you know know what I mean like that you guys with the man buns you guys better hope you guys don't go to prison dude cuz you're going to get in there and everybody's going to see that you got a little [ __ ] handlebar going on at the top of your head to make it easier so you could suck their [ __ ] you're just going to be a [ __ ] Target you guys pretty much look like that one single little Lego that nobody ever wants to [ __ ] use like how do you guys shape your man buns you guys like take your butt plug put it on top of your head and wrap your hair around it is that how you guys do it I just want to let you guys know nobody likes your [ __ ] man bun none of these girls out here are taking you guys seriously dude just cut this [ __ ] the [ __ ] out just you know grab your [ __ ] nuts and be a [ __ ] man stop this man bun [ __ ]