We're playing soccer. Okay. Well, she did her own solo intro. Maybe we should do an intro first. Are you okay? Are you okay? I like how we're just walking together. Mia, you all right? Did I get a grass mark on my shirt? Ruin that shirt, bro. That's my favorite shirt. That's my favorite shirt. That's my ruin that shirt. Okay, let's do the intro now that you're back. Mia, we're supposed to slowmo. Why didn't youing tell me before I did all that? [Music] Now that we're done or farming, let's play some soccer. I think there's a bug in my throat. Do you need the himlick? No. Mia, have we played soccer before? Answer is no. I have like maybe in school. I'm amazing at soccer. I promise. Whenever the PE teacher told me that we're playing soccer, I made an excuse to skip the class. Only one thing I needed to play soccer. Lip line or lip gloss. Let's go. What? Give me the ball. Is that what this is for? Let's go. Who can make it down to the field? No. Why is the camera Why is the cameraman trying to outrun this? And why did you Oh my god, I was dirty like that. No, I don't know. How do you do this professionally? Imagine pulling up to your soccer practice. You look like this. Even the coach is going to want you. There's a lot of things that we have to be weary for today. A car is running us over. Bing careful we don't get any green grass stains on our outfit. Guys, why would we choose to wear such a cute fit though? I wouldn't have played if we would didn't look cute. To start off, we got to practice. So, we're going to be doing some practice drills. First of all, with Mia. Okay. Mia, actually, stop. Noah's going to be the goalie, and we're going to try to kick him as hard as we can in the face, and he's going to try to catch it. What? I want to start. Noah, you need the goalie gloves. So, diva sighing and grunting and [ __ ] Go get your gloves. I'm going to start first. I'm going to try to get it in the net without Noah catching it. We're going to be kicking the ball at Noah and trying to hit his face. That's the goal. It's not getting you through the net. The goal is to hit him in the face. So, what if I hit him square in the face, but then the ball ricochets and it doesn't get in the goal. Still get a point. But did you hit him like square in the face? Oh, like I broke his nose. That's all points. So, what is your strategy going into this game, Ellie? Honestly, I'm trying to get some air time on it. I don't know if I will. The more air time and the more square to his face, the better. What happens if his nose does break? That's extra points, obviously. I thought I said that. Got it. Got it. Got it. Sunday, what's your strategy going into this? Hey, Noah. I haven't played football since I was like three. Good luck, man. The [ __ ] Good luck to you, bro. The you saying good luck to you. You should say good luck to me. I'm going first. No, I'm going first. What's your strategy going into this? My strategy is this. I don't even need to say words. That's actually my strategy. That's crazy. I think a mosquito bit my ass. Let me get a pan of Noah. I feel like uh what's his name? Hugo. Ronaldo. You feel like messy. Pull up. Two one muscle up. None of this matters if he can't save the ball. Doesn't matter how many pull-ups he's gaining aura right now, but he's going to he's about to lose aura. I just hurt my foot. Pro last. No, no, no. Get in your net. No. This is maximum range. Stop. You're going to hit me right in the face. I don't know if you know the rules yet. Wait, wait. I want to get a better angle. I actually just don't want to get hit by the ball. Okay, go. You ready? No. If you don't save this, you're a [ __ ] Ellie, if you get this in, you're a boss. The Fendy Puma bag. Now she's coming in really fast. Okay, that was fast ass. Sunday's coming in for the shot. She's just flexing her outfit. Sunday, lock in. Guys, this gives me full range of motion. These pants are like area. No, I know. Look at this. Look at this. I feel like I could kick my face with Oh my god, Kayia. Out. Would you kick the ball? What the Noah, why do you look so stupid? That's a disc. Over the net. Easiest air ball I've ever seen. Over the net is insane. Lowkey a flex. Sunday, how do you feel you got over the net? Honestly, I'm proud that I got air time. Okay. Yeah, I'm honestly jealous. That's so cute. Give me the ball, [ __ ] Better shoot again, man. You're looking tough as Oh my gosh. Wow. That was insane. If you ever play soccer, comment down below what that Oh my gosh. What is that called, Mia? What is that called? Comment down below if you think she's going to miss very far. Oh, she's doing Oh my gosh. Okay, this is actually Okay, that was Demetri for you guys. What is she doing? Kayla, if I give you this ball, you shoot at the net. Yeah. What do you think I've been trying to do? Wow. Wow. Oh my gosh. Call me. Okay, that was that was Nick. That's Ronaldo's thing. Do you not know football? No. It looked like he could have done that with two fingers up the ass and one dildo up the ass. She got it. [ __ ] Wait. Wait. What's your Sally? What's your Sy? I don't even know if I showed it cuz I thought I was going to get That's your S? Wait, let's see at the end. Go. Oh. Oh. Really? Can I try your SE? Oh, that's the only time you're going to be able to try it cuz you're never going to hit the net. Oh, no. I can't believe you missed that. How do you feel that you missed that [ __ ] ass shot? Like a [ __ ] ass hoe. Okay. Why did no one almost trip trying to catch that terrible out of goal shot? Let's see what you got. Wrap it up. How do you feel that you missed Sunday's shot? How do you feel you haven't even got a shot on that? What is Oh my god. Ellie, get a circle shot of me. Wow. Get a circle. This is impressive. That's my Sally. Okay. Shoes are coming off. Yeah. He needs his shoes up because he's a [ __ ] ass goalie that can't make shots. Um Ellie Noah asked if he can try to take a shot on you. Only from the back. No. Ellie, go in net. I'm not going in that. Okay. Go in. I'm scared. I'm the cameraman, so I'm not here. I'll be okay. I'll go in that. I'm really scared. Cover your face. Cover the assets. Cover your balls. I can't your bulge doesn't get hurt. This is really gross. Noah was sweating in this. What a sweaty man. Are you ready to save the shot? No. I'm so scared. I don't want my pretty face to be for my shoe tie. What? Don't line up. Stop lining up, bro. It's literally Sunday. Chill. Cover your face. Just me. I'm not your Cover your face. Remember who I am. Bro thinks he's a part of the LA. You're going to make me shoot harder. Why? You said remember who I am. Cover your face. I'm done. Get back in that. Kayla, I cover. Okay, I didn't get any air on that. I could have easily saved that [ __ ] You should have stayed in that. Now that I know Noah has [ __ ] kicks, I'll just be in that now that she knows you kick like a [ __ ] She said she'll be in that. Perfect. Nobody kicks that close. Nobody. Why are you trying to go as close as you can? No. If you go that close, he's trying to get as many advantages on that he can. This is crazy. In the [ __ ] face. It's like he's trying. I'm scared. Kaya, be careful. Okay, Kayla, you're good. Wow. I catch you. Why is she in the splits? Why is she in the splits? Bro, you could have me that I saved it. No kid. Get up. Wait. You know what I like about these shoes though? There was nice grip on the ground from this. I was like, "Oh, I can even fall." You hear it here. Fenty Puma sneakers are grippy ass. Now that we all know Noah kicks like a [ __ ] Ellie's willing to be in that. I'll be in that. I don't even need gloves. No. If you hurt Ellie, I'm going to hurt you bad. I'm going to free flow kick the ball straight in your balls. That was trash. I just didn't feel like getting it. What's your Sy? Oh, Noah, don't sell me for that trash ass shot. No, that was a good shot. You didn't save it. You literally didn't feel like it. Okay, guys. If y'all want to look fire like us and have some really, really cute sexy fits on, check out Fenty Buma's new collection. I need to be twins with us. Go buy it. What are you waiting for? Turn around. Hey, you'll get a cooter shot then. Okay, there's too many bugs where we are. Okay, guys. So, I'm sweating balls, but thankfully this material is so high. It's like mesh and it's very comfortable. So, first of all, it doesn't look like I'm sweating, which I am. Like, if you touched me right now, this is a very comfortable shirt. And these shoes are fine. I feel like a stain on yours. Promise. I promise. I'm leaving. Okay. Well, these are them without stains. I love this color. Everyone knows my fave color with orange. Who's pairing? Why does it have a wrinkle? This is fine. And honestly, for it being so small, it's very spacious inside. I love a good track pant. Track pants are very ins pants. The bag and you get the shoes you can match. You could also wear this as like a little belt. I like these shoes cuz of the back. The back's my favorite part. But my favorite part is definitely the flap. I love that it flaps. Oh yeah. You know what? I do like the flap. If you guys want to look really cute, super stylish, super sexy, super fashionistaes. Or if you just want to look wear the same fits as us, go and get yourself a Fenty Puma fit. I'm taking my life with a man and I'm making a nice [Music] Wow, you look so unathletic. Get me. Get me. Did you stain your shirt? Get up. I think I broke my hip. The only thing you broke is a world record the D truck broke. One, two, three. Oh my god. Get five. Get five. Get five. It's the power of the Puma shoes, bro. Nobody interrupt me. Okay. Oh, one thing I Oh, go ahead. Let's see who could do the most tricks. Trick number one. Can at least spin this for more than a millisecond. Go. Oh, no. She can't. I just [ __ ] br my nail back. How the [ __ ] do we think we can do that? Look how long our nails are. And for everybody asking, is it hy? This looks so unhygienic. Ew. I bet they don't wash their I don't wash my hands. Yeah. And I And I touch my [ __ ] Yeah, me too. I finger it with my nails. There's too many butthole jokes in this video. There's a bug crawling up you. It's a ladybug. Kayla's scared of ladybugs. Put it on her. Stop. I'm scared of ladybug. Watch. I'm having a bad experience. What did they do? Eat your ass. She's going for 50. That was like 50 divided by 0. You're acting like you know division. Spell division. Spell zero. Spell the word spell. 50 divided by 0 50. Okay. Kaya. How many times does 50 go into zero? 50. 50 goes into zero 50 times. YouTubers. Let's see how many times we can keep this up in the air. Feet only. It's football. It's soccer. Kaya. One. No. With your feet. One. Kayla, you could have dropped Le. We're going to be shooting on each other. Shooting blank. Shooting shot. Shoot. Wait, me. I'm sorry. Redo it. What? I said something. Just do it. What' you say? Nothing. Just go. Wait, guys. We're going to be seeing who's the best goalie. Okay. Okay. You're goalie first. Okay. Goalie, how excited are you? Wow, you sound really excited. How do I feel that I'm going into a winning game? Look at those dumbass [ __ ] They look so similar. Wow. I can see y'all's hairline from here. [ __ ] Take the camera off. If you hit me in the face, I'm going to have to shoot you with a gun. Why didn't you try? I promise. I had zero faith in you. Nobody knows how toing play soccer the way I do. Okay, pregame interview. I am the best soccer player out of the Calgary sisters. They don't know how to play. Who's the best soccer player in general? Me. I [ __ ] scored on your ass. What are you doing? I'm still goalie. No, you're not. You give me all you got. Give me all you got and more, baby girl. I'm done. I'm done with this game. Okay, I'm goalie now. Do you want the gloves? No, I don't use gloves. I catch with my bare fist. You're going to regret that one. You ready? Yeah. Sis, can you move forward with it? Stop moving. You have to back the ball up, bro. Okay, that wasn't even your turn. That was a come shot. Oh, I meant pump fake. Pump fake. Pump fake. Guys, guys, that was a trash pass to be fair. Why are you going to eat your words? Looks like you ate dick. What? I was defending you. That was so good. It's in. No, it's not. Ellie is inside the net right now. Kaya, I'm aiming for your two front teeth. If I get this in, you do my laundry for a week. You tuck me into bed for a month. And you cook me cookies anytime I ask you. Extra chocolate. Come on, Kaya. Catch this. Don't let her be your [ __ ] She's not my [ __ ] [ __ ] Yes. What is that emote? Mia, you definitely have something wrong with your back. Yeah, I know. I have scoliosis. Like, but I can't believe I got that in. Yeah, I thought you were going to miss. That's why I didn't try. I'll get some air time so you can jump for it. Okay. Crazy promise that you're about to break. Kayla, you suck out. Okay. I broke my toenail. Promise 100%. That's why you're supposed to kick with the side, not your toe. Dad kick with my bare [ __ ] big toe. Sub her off. Put me in. Put me in. Oh, I have to get that. Yeah. Don't do it from the bench. No. Shut the [ __ ] up. Go 2v2. Who's filming it? 2v2. Why don't we ask that guy over there to film us? Hey, man. Do you mind putting your dog down for a second and filming us? Are we playing one net? Nope. Both nets. Look how far that is. Yeah, bro. We're athletic like that. You guys are not going to be able to run the whole way. Yes. like walking soccer. Guys, whose bagg is there? Mine. Grab it before you step on it and get upset and then try to take mine. Okay, guys. I'm going to start off with rules. Everyone, we're too close to Mia's net. It's the goalie. She chooses where we go. No, we're right in the center. No, we're not. I'm going to start off with rules. Okay. Okay, let's hear him. No slapping. Ouch. Mia, why aren't you chasing me? Because you hurt. I did not hurt you. Yeah, you did. I promise. I'm going to start off with rules because you guys don't [ __ ] touch me. You guys don't know what's going on. No kicking. What? No slapping. Wait. No kicking. No kicking each other. Oh, you guys can kick the ball. Just not each other. No slapping. Can I grab the ball with my fingers? No. Can I grab the ball with my hand? No. No, you can. Can I head butt it? No. Yes. If you guys manage to head butt, it's an extra point automatically cuz there's no way. There's no way. Go. Oh my god, Ellie, I hit my head, guys. I couldn't run that fast. What just happened? Kayla, that should be like No one move. Wait, does anyone get a red card? I get I get Yes, she gets a red card. Oh my god. Let me see your hand. Watch the video back. I hit my head. I get a corner kick. The only goal that landed was Mia's head into the ground. I'm still gold. Give me the corner kick, little bro. Mia gets a corner kick. Okay. Can I not like tap the ball a little bit? No. Tap the ball. Can I go? That was trash. All right. Okay. Why is she so far? Ellie, you're supposed to be a net. Ally, she's kicking right there, bro. No, that's my net. Oh, wait. Then why are you doing a corner kick? Why are you throwing the corner kick from this side? Did it go out of bounds? Yeah, you throw it in. So, who throws it into who? I throw it into myself. Yeah, more or less. I mean, what the [ __ ] Let's go. Hey, you're going to see. Okay, go grab it. I didn't know you guys sucked. Never mind. You didn't know we saw these nuts? I was going to say suck that foosball so much, man. Yeah, I just couldn't even get a [ __ ] word out. I don't want to film you anymore, though, bro. I'm going to come film you. Okay. Why you suck at soccer? Go try to get it for me, little [ __ ] Try to get it for me. Try to get it for me. No, no, no. It's me. It's me. I got carried away. No. Yes. Yes. This is my Sally. [ __ ] you. There's a bee behind you. Ellie, it's in your hair. It's in your hair. It's in your hair. It's a wasp. Shake harder. It's up your ass. No. Okay. I'm tired. No. No. No. No. No. No. What's wrong, guys? You ran one way. I promise you it's been 1 minute. I feel like this is every video gets like injured somehow. She ain't injured. She's a [ __ ] Who just got a goal on you? Who just scored on your ass? You didn't even do it right though. How did I not do it right? I got it straight in the net. And you got to be up your [ __ ] Who's winning? No. B up the [ __ ] Score in the I didn't get smell. You still had to be up your ass. Can we beat Nova? Oh, take this. Are we going from center or what? Um, yeah. Center. Center. Yeah. She literally scored on your ass. No, that's his net. Oh, wait. That's your net. No, like I scored on you. How did you win so fast? Cuz he's stupid. I demand a rematch. All right, sure. Rematch. It is from center field. Nope. Why is she running like that? Get it, Kayia. Get it, Kayia. Trip up. Kick up. I'm a goalie. Anything goes. Kayia, I won't call you. She's not going to give you a card, bro. Just there's no card. Oh my god. Why did you just death drop? Why are you giving him the win? Oh my god, Kaya. He's actually Oh my god, Kayla, he's embarrassing you. Oh, Kaya, that's so embarrassing. He just broke your ankles. Get it. Oh my god. [Music] Oh my god. I got karma. I tried to interfere and Noah kicked my foot. He kicked my ankle. That toe hurts. Same. That toe hurts bad. Same. What is that stance? No. [Applause] You suck. Oh, okay. That must have hurt. That must do. I promise. I need water. I do too. Do you want to go get some water? Yeah. Water. Okay. You think recording has built your biceps? I almost threw up from what? I tried to burp. Yeah, I want to play someone else. Kayla, you want a triple rematch? No, I'm down to now. You're just embarrassed that you lost. As a loser, I want to shake your hand. Okay. Just know whatever you do, you're still a loser. Oh my god. You're still a loser. You damn you. You damn you. You damn you. Oh yeah, he still that's that's that's actually like the reaction of a sore loser. So does anybody This is the reaction of a winner. Oh. Oh, everybody hit the Sunday 2025. Okay, now I'm going to go up against Noah. What are my thought process look like? Noah's a [ __ ] Noah's a [ __ ] Noah's a [ __ ] Let's go. You're going to need this cuz you're going to be fighting like a dog. Oh my god. Somebody put that in and put the sound effect. Okay, I actually have a secret up my hand. I'm gonna make Ellie flash Noah Midame. Okay. What? And then I'm gonna kick Noah. Pardon? I heard that. Just tell me when. Queue me. You heard what? You guys are gonna all go up against me. You want to start with the ball or should I? He's first. Okay. I was banking on that. You ready? Mhm. Go. Ally. Q. No. No. No. I'm not selling with you. I'm a little upset that he didn't enjoy the view, but so be it. So, let's go on this one. What was that? I don't know. I'll go against Noah. Okay, that one you have to score on this one. I score. Come on, Ellie. Even with your trickery, bro. You know what? Do like a thing where you're running past me like I'll show the ball. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] It's us, Kayla. Yeah. Oh, I want to do that. No, it's cuz I'm better than you. I'm shooting uh this way. Okay, Mia, get on her. Go get the ball. Get the ball, guys. Look how cute my shoes are. Go get the ball since you wanted to do all that. No, I'm done. I quit soccer. I quit my career in soccer. That was not supposed to go. I won. What the? I won. This is I haven't lost. I pro I actually won every single game I've competed against. I quit my job as an interview. And I've done the least running. I quit my job as an interview. I interview. I'm happy I haven't won. Noah, ask me a question. Why are you so beautiful? My mom made me that way. Can I ask you a question? Why your mom make you so ugly? [Music] That's my cue to stop running. I always win anyway. Where's my opposition? I'm done. Everyone think you have the most skill, so they want to burst me. Do your emote. Do your emote. It's my favorite emote. Wait, Kelly, do it properly. No, you're not doing You need to do this. No, I'm too tired to do the full. Let me sit down. There's so many bugs. It's wet. It's really wet. And swirls a gat.