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there's a British way to pronounce your name an American way tell me how you pronounce it here I I think it would be fuud no they're fuad fuhad fuhad fuhad and how what do you think Americans would pronounce it yeah Arab I have to be respectful bro I have to be respectful I have to be respectful it's my my EO brother right here I'm I'm EUR actually I knew EUR he's like 5050 5050 it was three it was three what is it and what's the one who who are the Smart Ones I would say euras EUR and then who are like the conniving ones I can't speak on that and then that's what you need to know that's right EUR was like we're educated we're going to school the house are the lazy ones according to you and then and then wait wait and then what was it EO and then ebo is what they're the ones that are always they got the scams they're the greatest scammers in history according to you bro there's no truth to this at all what are the what is the stereotype we're just speaking about like stereotyp I would say stereotypically Nigerians is a whole lot of scammers can I tell you would say I wouldn't I've said this before well my dad told me one time and this was so like specific I didn't even think it was racist he goes let me tell you the two people you don't do business with ever Nigerians and ismiles he didn't say black people and Muslims he said Nigerians and is which is like the smallest sect of Islam he was like never trust them as far as you can throw them like what's going on this is so specific I'm going to choose to believe it why do Nigerians have that reputation just a little scam [ __ ] I just thought they need money man there's there the six populous country in the world man there's too many of them there's way too many of them there not enough funds going around but does that does that same rep hit uh Britain as well or no um not as much as no one know as much as here but I would say why do we have it I would say it's like at because we're Nigerian it's just it's going to follow us yeah fact the UK switched up we're switched on we felt for it yeah so we're like they're bad people Tak advantage of us oh that's a good ass Point [ __ ] yo here's a question are there black people in the UK that are just black people meaning like you're African you're Nigerian everybody leads with the ethnicity you are nationalities before you are a race yeah typ like you're not America we got black people yeah yeah yeah but you would never say I'm black first right I mean you be like I'm Nigerian I say I'm black oh really yeah yeah the sub sectors is just among black people yeah yes fact oh so the whites out there just see you as black they're not like oh he's Nigerian he's Jamaican he's they are a bit but like not on like first introduction yeah what do they say first no is just black black they say what they see yeah yeah but like he black in it I think like what is it it's only recently in the last few years because before if you don't mind me saying this true it never used to be called to be African in facts by way in the like early 2000s and now afro beats and [ __ ] fire I [ __ ] to be African now so wait who were the coolest blacks before Jama Caribbean Jama okay so the Caribbean Jamaicans ran Black Culture 20 2010 long like the 80s oh yeah true I'm talking about like when I was noticing it yeah for like a good decade and a bit okay and then Africans come on yeah and are the Jamaicans taking a back seat don't be polite no I wouldn't say they've taken a back seat but I would definitely say they've taken a back seat no no not even more more so taken a back seat not by choice oh [ __ ] I feel like the Nigerians have just like for force fed there's way too many of us son you had a thing you had a [ __ ] there was a clip where you were talking about Nigerians just speak so poetically in terms of like anger and hat yeah my what was it something my what was it that means my enemies have succeeded anytime you're angry you say my enemies have succeeded I mean it's so good it's unbelievable there was this there is this white dude I think he was white maybe he was even a white Nigerian I'm not sure but he was doing like a stand a bit I don't know how it came up and it was about a a Nigerian pilot have you guys seen this bit I don't think so I don't think so bro man this [ __ ] was cracking me up man and it was uh he go Nigerian pilot go Nigerians were so arrogant or Nigerian so arrogant the Nigerian pilot walked on the plane from the back everyone energy 100% bro that's energy yeah 100 that's energy I love that where do the confidence come from wait what's your background uh so my family is from uh well I'm half white and then my dad's from Trinidad so you're triny yeah oh and the white side is what Irish is Irish okay wow oh in today's com you're a colonizer right now unfortunately you got the game the game is the game bro right Kendrick put that stink are you but it's really not fair cuz the Irish got [ __ ] too you're you're like you're double D I know it sound sounds it sounds insane it does sound insane but it is matically speaking Poors yeah bro it's it's both my parents yeah they've seen they potato slaves yeah yeah [ __ ] that shit's probably harder to pick than cotton if you think about it yank yanking one of them potatoes out the ground or whatever they you Di and Irish dudes CS [ __ ] is [ __ ] Irish [ __ ] around them ters out yeah that's jokes that sounds like a racist term for Irish people ters T ters ters ters ters is crazy anyway so it's [ __ ] up that you would get you would get labeled a colonizer you know you been through it no one's ever called me a colonizer that's a very American thing very American I'm sure you're referencing what's happened with uh for for sure for sure for sure what's what do y'all think about that is is Britain taking aside um I think the I think universally it's it's like you can't you at the time when it was happening you weren't allowed to give Drake any props because then you're like you're on his dick if you're just like oh this song's all right you're like bro over ho over ho over ho over9 69 69 69 God a minor a minor but yeah for real the Kendrick fans were die hards yeah yeah we made a we did a clip we had a patreon clip of just like where we were ranking okay I think this one won I think this one won I think this one W yeah they cooked us the comments were like [ __ ] these [ __ ] guys bro yeah to give I we we landed it on I think Kendrick was winning we landed on yeah Kendrick three and a half Drake three something like that and they still were not they were like [ __ ] you yeah it was insane bro I thought Drake's got crazy love over there he show no no don't get me wrong like everyone like loves Drake but just like when it came to that rabby stuff it was like Kendrick FS are just way louder yeah even out there yeah they just picked the side and run with it yeah 100% wow cuz didn't Drake do the same [ __ ] out there like he hopped in the grime scene just to steal a little bit from it and then he was out but it's it's crazy how we're looking at is like steal little from it because we all before this happened we looked at Drake blessing people it was the I called it the Drake stimulus pack it wasn't even like I don't even think personally stealing at that time because he like cuz in basically we have a you know one dance yeah of course um that Drake song is sampled from a funky house on funky house is a genre in in the UK that was like very popular for like a very small amount of time it never went International but we loved it at like 2009 and like the biggest song we had in funky house was that song that hean port and like that song did more for funky house than like anything so we don't really think about it as like stealing it's like oh wow paying onage man yeah yeah yeah so why it's so weird that there's hate even out there for Drake do you think it's just like being on the top eventually there's people who build resentment for sustain greatness yes long story short 100% long story short 100% he's doing so many side missions now is is pointless he's doing so many side missions like there was there was a phase in my opinion there was a phase he was either featuring or having people feature on his stuff where it's like he doesn't need to be doing this right and yeah it just it just continued and continued and continued people are hating on it I guess yeah yeah yeah it is a weird time by the way we're here with shits and gigs I don't biggest pod in the UK oneoff oneoff oneof British podcast royalty actually is royalty a is it a compliment or is that a pejorative how would you guys look at the term royalty in America we just kind of use it you know when you're when you're popping yeah we just we just use it I we we don't even I don't even think we relate if you would like oh podcast royalty it doesn't even correlate to royal family but do you guys like the royal family or you like against no cares honestly couldn't care us really no one in England cares about the family is where what's up with um Kate is she alive I couldn't tell you didn't she have she got she got yeah yeah yeah yeah and then that's locked down no one knows no one knows yeah no one knows yeah yeah yeah she's sick but no one no one [ __ ] knows so do you think the royal family is like losing their their like influence on culture yeah I think they got like 50 years tops whoa I think less you think less I think less yeah yeah yeah I think it's care out there it's it's D if you if you go to like when it's stuff like the royal wedding and like the Jubilee and all this kind of stuff most of the people there are American like English people we really don't care that's what I was going to ask you like is it valuable just to hold on to for tourism tourism 100% it does crazy stuff for tourism it's fun to look at when fuckingham Palace is out there beautiful yeah yeah it looks sick as a tourist but like guards know them no one knows a guard bro wait why can't you know them no you can't know them no one like there a guy no cares bro but like none of your boys is like yo I'm going out for the standing still job like I just like what do they like when they not standing still all day to be fair I ain't got a [ __ ] clue I think it's probably like a generational thing I don't know anyone who's ever known yeah a god facts ever but that's like you're asking the wrong guys that's the whest [ __ ] do they have black ones I never seen a black cuz you know they laughing the white guys can be like this but if you start snapping on the black dude he go all this stuff that they do if say that [ __ ] again bro yeah lift off his pull that thing out pull show it just show it keep talking they might need to do that they might need a no class of guard that be that would be hilarious that would be [ __ ] funny that would be Nigerians 100% just the authority Nigerians love Nigerians love the royal family but they love they just love Princess Diana I think every African loved Princess Di cuz she was for the people cuz she was for the people she was for the people she in Africa yeah what was the real reason bro not genuinely people every like our parents Generations if you're African they they love Princess D oh okay okay I they just like trickle okay I thought for the people was like she you know she likes it oh no no no no brown dudes she like brown dud she does like brown dudes yeah yeah okay so that that's it it was just the Princess Diana everybody was seduced by her Nigerians were well Africans period to Africans period really she was we like that she was like a little bit of a a rebel that's the reason why running in aace when she shouldn't exactly exactly it's so easy to be a rebel when your royal family oh but you have to do nothing seems your nails are two kids came out of that that's for two kids had gym culture back then was no P90 there was no workout [ __ ] at all like that's straight metabolism and depression so why we don't love we don't that's metabolism and sadness bro look at that look how bit she is so how do you feel about crunch me she's cool man she she stole your Ginge how you feel about that I'm here for it bro I'm here for the the M cultural black girlfriend effects you're into that what's the black girlfriend they just come in and start fighting no bro black girlfriend yeah she just wait what is the what is the black girlfriend effect this blow up the other culture yeah so you'll see a guy who's had a black girlfriend all of a sudden he's got buzz cut like shape they shave their hair cuz they start losing it cuz it's so stress around this black girl complaining about [ __ ] all the [ __ ] time that's why they got to shave their head no bro white guys with black girlfri they they grow beard more cushion when they get slap the [ __ ] out us hilarious I think I think the black girlfriend effect H it might be a protective Instinct bro you think protective you guys do you guys have you ever had black girlfriends yeah yeah yeah do have you ever had white girls yeah yeah oh wow okay what's your favorite we love them all really we love them all yeah that means white yo who get here let me translation Kendrick we love that's Royal English for white guys uh we added a second and third third shows to a bunch of cities uh the life tour these are the last shows of the tour we added another show at Atlantic City we had another show at San Antonio we had another show Denver we had another show at Cincinnati uh we had another show at Salt Lake City we had another show at Reno we had another show at San Jose um we're also coming to Portland we're also coming to Honolulu that's where it's going to wrap up we also coming to Columbus and Cleveland Milwaukee Wisconsin Minneapolis so you can go get those tickets right now the andrews.com grab them before they are gone God bless I will see you guys out there and then we lock up this special and then it's game time we appreciate y'all peace all right guys I'm going to give you some dates as well July 26th and 27th Jacksonville August 29th and 30th Honolulu September we got Vegas we got Miami we got uh we got Lutherville that's mes and we got we got plenty of shows but more importantly I want to talk about the chai shop that I have invested in this is important to me not only because it is owned and run and operated by my brother arjent gup the Fantastic actor and his lovely wife from India from Assam where they have some of the best tea in the world notice there was a void of actual really good chai no disrespect to anybody else but we felt there was not truly good chai in New York so they opened a a chai shop they also serve wine but chai is the thing I'm focusing on it's called fontus it's in dumbo 28j Street sh went there sh is from India sh how did you like the chai fantastic let's go and he said that unprompted that's why I made him say it I'm so proud of my brother I hope you guys go there I hope you guys love it I'm also invested so you know you'll support me too but just just get the best chai in the city fontanus f o n t a i n h a s I love y'all God bless let's get back to the show all right where's the where the hottest where the hottest white girls in all of uh great brim from pengest white girls in England bro uh I say Manchester what did you say means I thought you said penis white girl yeah you guys need to step your we got the penis white girls here too yeah seen on the walk in bro did you get caught caught caught what I don't know Che out what happened with the penis white girl seen that B from the back or something from the back like a bulldog no I seen um I seen SE with the nuts are waddling from the a very attractive human I think was like mid transition mid yeah mid transition are you describing it or are you saying halfway through like half like halfway through I thought you like it's they transition but it was mid no not R yeah Midway through the transition period And I was like oh interesting yeah yeah fascinating do you think we missed the colony or being a colony do you think we missed the the motherland I can't answer that question for no you think we're acting out a little bit we're just like oh look look at all my guns but like we really just want you to be like you know get in line look at my freedom of speech and my guns PE but we really want you guys to be like okay settle down now back in the fold you think that's possible what do you think about you like formerly being part of Britain how does that make you guys feel I was the most proud moments I had as an America knowing that you used to be British yeah makes sense yeah fair play I stopped watching Hamilton right when they invade i y I want to see where this is going this looks crazy everything was good hilarious what a little tax get tax more now than we when we were with you guys that's that is true you know that is actually true and when we're with you guys we had all the the beautiful things of British culture that you guys love and enjoy you guys have mad patriotism here though it's try it's like it's it's it's given try hard talk to me talk to me about this talk to me about talk to me it's it's not infec I think it's infectious for you guys like you guys would everybody will stand up for the national anthem like at any given moment and if a hat if someone's got a hat and they'll [ __ ] take it off like it's too much see I didn't think I was that patriotic but when you said hat on I was like why the [ __ ] you got your hat on exactly bro yeah chill some dude singing some like who cares bro bro you got to look we're like Muslims about it you are you are and I anog yeah analy analy cuz I hear you are you are we're Muslims about America yeah what is that about why why because because what it's just them yeah I don't think I'm near he's like black people love the front like they don't love America and the second they leave they' be complaining about wher the [ __ ] they go oh there's no AC in it shut up sing the [ __ ] National an get on your knee now take a knee and [ __ ] sweat up there he take a KN take a KNE where it's cooler St need exactly America have you ever seen a black person outside of America not complaining We complain there's not what say what they complain hit so you trying to say it's them I'm saying I'm bro you trying to say that's what they do the the the patriotism here is just is just [ __ ] but y' don't have a lot to be proud of we do we have B [ __ ] to be proud of do you we made you bro what the [ __ ] that sounds like Patriots that's whym is high cuz we go there and y'all keep [ __ ] on us and we're like hey [ __ ] you yo we made you br crazy how dare you that's hilarious n it went you guys did a good job it's it's interesting but I don't know if if uh you got to be able to hold on to the most valuable asset you got like y'all couldn't hold on to [ __ ] brunai bro it's a weird happen with y'all you had the whole world on lock son never sets really never sets at 3:30 Independence is an appealing thing bro and in this day and age when someone said we kind of want to be free who started that though who did start it I don't know who do you think started the idea of Freedom democracy don't answer it I think it was don't answer answer cuz nobody even thought you could defeat the British army it probably it was someone it was someone in Europe probably Brazil or some [ __ ] I don't maybe it was Brazil maybe brail I think it might have been Brazil I think so yeah it was something like that but listen I have a lot of respect for Britain I think you guys were a formidable opponent oppon you tried your best you sent your little Navy but this is the thing as well this is this is this this conversation alone is is also like one of those like funny just to make you guys defend Britain no say I'm going I'm going to go back to my normal mindset and be like I actually don't care but you do I don't care it's the Olympics bro I don't care bro what do you guys care about what are British people allowed to care about it's just football yeah we care about football I wonder that sometimes that like sometimes British culture When You're Sober is is so repressive that you have to like find these vehicles to express emotion and the only place you can express it is football so then you get hooliganism then you get people going nuts and you know doing the whole paint in the face and everything because there's no other Avenue that's acceptable it's an interesting take actually that's actually feel that a little bit yeah she do I actually do hear that that's an interesting take I've never heard people very [ __ ] expressive like because you have it in you and you want to be expressive yeah right but you just need an excuse because maybe it's like you had a stiff upper lip if you're sad hold it down if you're happy hold it down valid that is valid just feeling something emotionally and having that like just fly out of your body the first reaction is uh should I is this okay now you guys are minorities so you have your cultural influence as well you know like for example in the states like the most emotional people are Latinos there's no restriction on any emotion if they feel happy about seeing their kid they can cry and nobody's like look at this [ __ ] [ __ ] crying like that's beautiful if they feel sad about losing they can all the emotion can come out and I feel like British is like almost the opposite of that where it's just like keep it in very valid very valid as well yeah I've gone I could be wrong I N to be fair I'm trying to find holes in there in in the argument I actually can't find it I'm sure I'm being reductive but but I wonder if there's a uh yeah I don't know and maybe maybe your guy show where you guys are so gregarious and you're having such a good time you're showing so much emotion to me it's not surprising that it's so popular because I think a lot of people naturally do feel that way and then they see some guys reacting and sharing stories kind of the way that they want to react and it makes it makes them feel comfortable and they're like we get for sure so it makes them feel comfortable feeling the feeling feelings that they actually have yeah I was thinking that could be one of the factors of your success is just like you're watching that and it's like oh that's so fun and especially if you feel like we're not as allowed to be watching these guys be so emotional and then talking about how you miss him all the time and just so open like so freeing if you're from uh even for me watching it but I'm assuming if you're from a more reserved culture even more so yeah I think it's definitely like a case of like the stuff that we talk about on a show and the way we are on our show is how we will always be within our friendship group but yeah you're right no one will ever see that that's like when we get together we never in public we're not like that I should cave outed that is that within Intimate Relationships I'm sure you can express that emotion but what is the public facing Persona and uh I feel like that exists in America with like you guys you guys uh have wasp culture what's that white Anglo-Saxon Protestant this is like the last remnants of like British culture I think in America where there's like the elites I go to Harvard old money types and they have dual personalities right there's like this one like very refined uh Small Talk how are you how's the weather been the kids good all this kind of professional [ __ ] and then they have another personality which is like degenerate gamblers that are shoving zins in their [ __ ] mouth and just having fun and that one is probably more true yeah you know so I wonder if you guys are showcasing this side that everybody out there has but they don't a lot of times showcase it on TV or maybe even in film Mak very sense [ __ ] hell back L very [ __ ] valid but the uh there's some other creators out there that I that I've also watched that have uh that that they also are very kind of um emotional there's a you know chunks in Philly yeah we love chunks and Philly obviously you know them but like I feel like they're also I'm watching them and I'm like oh wow they're very like emotional they're showcasing expressive and to me it's like way more relatable as an American watching it and um and I think they're really successful out there too they're crazy successful bro but I think it's cool that you guys are sharing that oh D the clip that made me a fan was the story of you cheating on your girl in college and then him storming out of the club oh you got to hear have you not heard this story it's so good yeah so like it was first year 2009 first year of college the year9 it was a Tuesday it literally was a Tuesday it was a Tuesday I'm not even capping it was a Tuesday bro yeah yeah Tuesday night we were out young I had a girlfriend you had a girlfriend too I had a girlfriend and then um yeah we were out and then a girl that I used to talk to just got drunk she tried to get me drunk and she was just put like put in Mad game on on me and I was like [ __ ] hell and I was like 18 I didn't know and then I remember seeing F head across the club and this girl like sat on my lap and as she's here trying to kiss me and I'm about to cheat on my girlfriend I see fuad like and like as soon as I saw it he he turned around and like I'm throwing this girl off and I'm I'm chasing him as if he's my girlfriend and I'm like broo please please please please he's like bro I can't I can't even I can't speak to you I can't touch you I can't believe just I'm like bro please it's it's not that deep I promise you but I had no choice I'm just drunk I'm not thinking straight and he's like bro you just [ __ ] cheated like you're insane and I was like BR please please and I got so emotional I started crying and I was like f please bro please bro please please please I'm sorry and he's like James like I don't I don't even know who you are anymore I don't know who you are anymore I don't cry my eyes on like bro I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing I known it for two months for two months I don't even know who you are anymore it's so good bro my God yeah that's like a nice stamp of what our relationship looked like so you guys were Fast Friends Fast Friends bro from the job you met at Uni yeah yes and why did you Vibe so much off off the rip um we were the only us us ourselves and one of our other friends r with only um one of like maybe five black people in our class okay oh really what were you studying Sports and ex science yeah yeah what yeah bro we just love it was just it was just a a natural don't know what I want to do so you love sports and then boom no yeah yeah but then why so all right I guess I just say it's funny that there's only three black yeah this is don't get me wrong on the sports teams yeah you had it yeah okay okay got got it in the CL so I've you know there's one other Indian in the room I'll Vibe with him but then and that helps but to sustain it and to make it what put the gas on the Friendship besides that Foundation think our personalities we just we meshed in our personalities and um yeah I think it was just more that really it was that and it was also like um we we it was like so intense like bonding wise like we would spend all day every day together from like day one we're on the same course we we like we go to the gym together we eat together we'd live we after the first year we lived together so it's was just like it was like what you'd learn about someone in the C of after like 15 years we knew within like months and we're experiencing all the things we're experiencing in that time of your life in University like your first girlfriend's like [ __ ] around and having like pregnancy scares obviously cheating all this [ __ ] that's happening your experiencing it all together and it's just like I think me especially like my life in in University was a [ __ ] joke like you just in terms of like all the dumb [ __ ] that you could possibly do as a teenager I did in the space of like a few months and uh uh I think going through that like what what do you mean what do you mean brother uh just like just [ __ ] around what's the dumbest thing he's done the dumbest thing he's done um in uni in uni I want to say it's the dumbest thing he's done but I would say it's it's one of the funniest things he's done in my opinion okay um again I wouldn't I wouldn't I'm not going to go too much into detail we were B but bird Shir yeah [ __ ] hell yeah go on go into the detail we were we were we had left we had just left a club we went to the chicken shop next door to get some food and my girlfriend was at home his girlfriend at the time was at home Jesus Christ yes so what I remember this there was chicken without your girl listen listen listen we've gone to the chicken shop next door there was like a campus didn't matter was like wasn't as offensive wasn't as much of a son I didn't sorry I didn't know the chicken go go go so basically it wasn't his fault yeah the C the the local campus [ __ ] was in the chicken shop she was cheek up yeah yeah she she her body was out of control the local campus [ __ ] renowned yeah R how what type of bodies how many bodies we talk about hundreds of bodies yeah yeah as oh my God she ended up being a corrections officer she was she's like a nurse who knows she looks after people healing energy okay go go go this is great okay so my girlfriend's at home we've gone out I've left my girlfriend back at the house that we were living in yeah we're out we go to get some food after this girl just comes up and was like are you come in that's all she said you come in she just walked up to she walked up to me and was like you come in and I was like [ __ ] yeah the chicken ate the chicken I was like yeah the chicken I went back to hers uh clap cheeks and I think I had to run home to to to not Rouse suspicion were you there for for this as well no no no no no I was there in the chicken shop and then I you what I was there in the chicken shop and then I went home but you saw him go to cheat I didn't see the action of it but you saw him go I saw him leave yeah you been desensitized yeah I was I was I was fine no tears to me for me I think he might have been might have been doing his own thing you learn I don't recall yeah it could have been a dog time good bro so yeah I think I just like this girl what the [ __ ] I just had to action like a micro cheet and then sleep with this girl and then literally get dressed and then Sprint it was like two miles I had to like yeah Sprint home to make it in time for when these guys were going to get home at the same time so that my girlfriend didn't know that they were home and I wasn't there and like that was like that was on my worst that was that was on my how were the cheeks was it unbelievable really good yeah she was she was Unreal yeah but yeah yeah did your girl end up finding out well when this comes out probably um n she she didn't but she knew she knew like I was a dog really at that time yeah and do you kind of laugh it off like when like when they if she knows her a dog is it is it is it something you could be like ah come on you know now bro to be fair it was like I was like the most immature human so like I I didn't laugh it off I was like I was kind of like toxic to be fair I was like lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and yeah then when I get caught even even when I there was a time where she caught me I didn't even want to be with her in the action no no no no she I think she like went through my phone and saw some messages and I remember at that point I didn't even want to be with her but I was so scared of being the bad guy yeah that I apologized and begged her back just so we could get back together and then together I just I didn't care about anym I just went off and carried on doing it [ __ ] it was [ __ ] up yeah it was real [ __ ] up do you have anything to say to this poor girl outside of what I need to say all right all right ter what about come see me at the O2 Arena you missed out sorry you could have just let me cheat and had a lot of money have you guys had girls that you've been with in the past like reach out now that you guys have this Fame reach out uh like do they do they DM you be like oh wasn't that so fun like I picked you up at the chicken place 100% yeah yeah yeah I've had noise of yeah yeah yes yes or no yes or no I would to say reached out in a sense of like trying to get back together type of thing what a crazy thing that was yeah but I don't like to entertain it cuz it's more annoying than anything why why just because like why now like I get I get why now but like why now at the same time you know so I just cuz you gave them a gift like you got famous so that one night stand is something they can feel better about that's their claim to fame now that's true right yeah imagine you just being broke and now they just suck some broke guys dick after eating valid yeah that's that's a body on that they they don't want exactly now it almost gets wiped off of their list of B no no no it takes three off with it it's like I get to brag about this 100% you could buy tickets to one of their shows and be like I [ __ ] half of that show wait have they ever has anybody ever [ __ ] the full show n no we call that Eskimo brothers okay oh okay Co I you guys don't have Eskimos what do you call cold Asians cold Asians like cold Asians that's what they [ __ ] are right they walked over here from China and they stayed in the [ __ ] snow so they're ice but we don't that deep into it to be fair bro I'm not going to lie to you yeah yeah yeah but y never shared a body though we've never shared a body the girls that fancy us don't oh they don't cross they cross cross the girls are very specific in terms want the dark and the girls want the light got it got it it helps it does help it helps you don't think there's one girl out there that like has taste for both like you I Canam time like run a train on me please yeah all the time like daily bro wow Jesus yes wow the train yeah yeah and you sound very nice I need to hear a [ __ ] boy story I feel like you were raised very religious am I wrong and then kind I was what religion uh Islamic Muslim yeah so I yeah fuad I assume and then kind of yeah and then kind of can I not dab him up I like the belief so I have a feeling you came into maybe University with holding on to that a little bit more tight that's why the cheating thing and then you found out you're handsome and it's like well made me handsome why I with this I think the thing is I am and not I am I was a dog in my past I have been a dog I have been like I've cheated everyone this that and the other but it's one of those ones where I feel like I don't know I just I just haven't been as much of a dog as other people have been and I feel like when it comes to like [ __ ] stories I'm I'm mostly [ __ ] up when I'm in relationships which is bad because I I want best of both W sometimes it's one of the ones where again like I'm a coward I can't break up with someone I'm terrible at [ __ ] like that so it's probably one of those on it sucks isn't it it [ __ ] sucks no terrible break with people so it's cuz you don't want to be the bad guy and no I don't want to be the villain in their story do you know what I mean and I don't want to be the villain I'll just cheat on just act like the villain just don't see me like that but I come home to a loving family you know what I'm saying it's one of those ones man but so there are some exes I will tell you I'm not a good guy for sure yeah for sure when did you become less uh I don't want to say less religious but like practicing um pretty early to be fair I would do you miss it at all NOC not really in my current life now no because religion Islam was somewhat forced onto me because of my family yeah and when I say forced like well my parents are U Nigerian Muslims so they practice and they want us to practice and blah blah blah so they said we should go to um Islamic schools on the weekends and like to learn the religion things like that but it wasn't interesting for me I did it because they asked me to do or they told me to do it um but after that I feel like Rel you're sweating by the way is we got you're sweating bro miles can you ask him for a little he started thinking about them tpes cheating the lights was um what was I um just talking about your relationship with yeah man it's just it just didn't really do much for me and and I felt like again this is no take on anyone that is religious or whatever I just feel like the time in my life I was going through I just doesn't really fancy religion in the slightest and I can appreciate the fact that I am my family are religious but I don't practice and I say that if people ask me oh I'm naturally Muslim or I'm born Muslim but I don't practice yeah can I ask you guys a question yeah is you've noticed like uh Arabic words becoming part of like a popular vernacular lexicon is that Arabic influence in like British culture and maybe Canadian culture or is that African influence like inshah is just like a thing everybody says regardless if you're a Muslim or not yeah what do you think where does that come from when did this become popular popular I can't speak for I think obviously there are massive wahi you hear a lot as well Mah yeah I think like you referenced like chunks and Philly earlier chunks is uh Dev Muslim so like he will use a lot of Arabic words like there's a big in in terms of like UK YouTubers there's a huge um like Muslim Community now on YouTube and like in social media and stuff like that and it is becoming so if you're influencing culture and that is part of your culture everybody's going to take on those things yeah for sure man got it got it and that's happens in your adulthood or even in your childhood you notice that cuz I didn't remember hearing it when I was a kid when I was did not Happ for sure I feel like two years ago my Muslim friends would say it all the time but I started hearing other people like y'all was say on the text and I was like y'all making fun of it what's going on and then I found out it was like sling now yeah is that weird to like maybe as a kid I don't know how you grew up or what your community was but to feel like almost like I'm Different for having these beliefs or having to go to like Muslim school and then asult felt all these white kids are saying in because I don't practice I don't necessarily give a [ __ ] right but if you did you'd be like yo where was this if I did I may have a different connotation about it but I would definitely say I agree with your point like back in the day it kind of felt like very different being Muslim because everyone around me was Christian yeah everyone around me was Christian so it felt very and again because it wasn't something I truly believed in it was something my family told me that oh we should do because you know well my parents are Muslim this that other and my sister practiced a lot and she still practices now so it's one of those ones where I was always being compared so for me it was more the more I got compared the more I wanted to repress on it you got Brothers in your family no just sister just me and my sister and and the parents were very like this one is the favorite I wouldn't say the favorite but more so like levelheaded whereas I was more more of a scatterbrain yeah so I do feel immigrant parents love to compare if it's not your brother this kid is at this program what you know what I mean why aren't you like him you get a lot of that is it's Soul Destroyer sometimes especially tell me what the craziest [ __ ] that they said was it's not the thing is it's not crazy it's when you like deep back at and you think why why would you even say that to your child then when you actually think about it like I don't care now but like give me some good [ __ ] so I could fail a test for example like a math test and I enjoyed maths back in the day I could fail a math test and the per my dad will be like did the person that got first um have two heads it's like why the [ __ ] are you telling me this for like try and help me bro like I I just I just hated I think every African just hated being compared it's just natural it's natural for our parents generation to compare their kids to other people yeah it's natural lot of similarities yeah it's natural bro it's jarring jarring is annoying I got it I got it yeah that's [ __ ] I would get they're doing this and what are you doing they wouldn't they wouldn't just say they're doing this this guy's in this class this class is getting all and what are you doing yeah I'd get that more than my sister cuz my sister again like I said straight narrowe headed blah blah blah and I was a bit more wward more I love sports I didn't really focus on education this that the other and yeah the comparison used to [ __ ] with me that's crazy my mom would cuddle the [ __ ] out of me she was like ah maybe you just had a bad day or something we get the next one a loving mother that's why tinas were Sons it's also why there's no electrical Grid in Puerto Rico so every time it goes out it's okay time wow all right guys let's take a break for a second cuz I got to make sure you're taking the best supplements and I mean that this is why they're the best it's the one the NFL trust it's the one the NCAA trust it's the one the US government trust that's what the soldiers getting pumped up with okay the boys are ready for war and also other things that they're not war but also War and they're using momentous I'm just saying if you're going to be on supplements if you're not you already should be like let's just be honest get the most out of your 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liar I don't believe it believe it I don't believe it you're a liar and that's literally not my problem because I'm not trying to convince my I was when I saw the comments on that in Mark how much of your dick is on the cuz they got shitty toilets over there that are too shallow and so if you let it hang it's touching the water got the Deep one water comes like all the way up here bro jealous je jealous cuz y'all got no water you got to pay for it how much you got to pay to take a [ __ ] [ __ ] bro you're Li I promise you you don't sit in the back of the toilet ARR Co on the I promise you and then what you got when you got a pee you tuck it back in time you sh why don't you just leave it there after peeing because I just it just feels do you have high set balls what you mean like are your balls High set to the point where it like pushes your dick out maybe you have high I have high set balls I have high set balls the thick so I don't know what to say I you know what that's a detail I didn't ask but now I'm thinking about it oh is that for real what what do you mean your balls are thick do you mean that like the actual OU coating of them are thick like what is a thick ball I know what just there bro we talk about the sack or we talk about the actual like is your sa skin is thick is it like one of those too much into detail no you brought it up you you brought it up but be fair he brought up a old podcast clip of you bringing it up I do have no I'm being serious though okay what his question yeah are your balls so high that it pushes your dick forward like does your dick hang down or does your dick go out out and down so it's out and then down so it has to clear the testicles and then it goes down inter this is CRA interesting that makes a lot more you high you you're a high set balls guy yeah that makes more sense that's why you do that public toilet though you would do it on a public toilet I don't [ __ ] in public toilets ever ever I can't remember the last time I have dude what Chick-fil-A I a my Chick-fil-A and and you have a milkshake and then it comes I I've had a milkshake once I don't think I'm going to have it again yeah that [ __ ] me up bro that [ __ ] me up yeah wait why the comments bother you on that clip so much what were the comments saying he knows what he's doing man I sit all the way back I lift my I live my fat dick all the way off the edge of toilet and all the comments were like and that's on soft and that's on soft I was like this guy's a [ __ ] liar bro no way that's on soft with a boner hard I'm just I thought he why you standing hard like when you first wake up in the you feel you feel that stretch on you feel that ass stretch you get bre you get the it's justl it up there everybody about what you say is I sit as far back as I possibly [Applause] can on the back you put your arm on the backrest as faruck as I you bro so you sit all the way up against the tank and then your dick just hangs all the way over it's on the TMA how many centimeters is your joint this is what wait y'all been friends for Mad long you never seen each other man come on bro have you SE have you seen Sports school [ __ ] like in together you cry together no that's that's also another you said you would suck it twice to get venom out of it got Su twice to get venom out of it but if you're chatting the way you're chatting it's it's going to be like four strong sucks take if it's to D your your per even everyone that's going to take hypothe if you're if he got bit in the dick by a snake and the only way to save his life was to suck his dick would you do it and then James goes I suck it twice just to make sure yeah 100% one per f one suck per Fang make sure all the juice is out hold on guys that's friendship and we didn't ask if this was okay with you are you okay with him doing that to save his life we had this conversation I said I wouldn't do it you wouldn't do it let me do it at your length let him do it I wouldn't have a choice I I would let me would it you wouldn't you wouldn't let it do it he'd let me he'd let me I wouldn't let him but you're letting me bro yeah you're not stopping me I don't want to die exactly so you're letting me yeah we didn't think you were doing it for pleasure you just want to continue living let life and career ahead of you I would let him do it that's great he's not giving him consent to save his so afterwards he be like yo he just did that [ __ ] situation yo the fact that you hold an on to just in case you get bit by a snake when he's around is amazing that is you gently put your hand on my shoulder and as soon as I move your hand saely all right BR clearly you care about this a l yeah I know exactly how it go no way yeah would you for him nah you let him die well he's supposed to know how to charm snakes or whatever why the [ __ ] why is the snake biting him you know what I mean you should have stopped that in the ACT fair fair I suck his dick to save his life thank you bro I appreciate it no questions asked do now you goingon to make me feel like an assho I I don't know I haven't seen it yet there's a whole thing and also not if it's soft I you he suck his own it you just die [ __ ] you wouldn't you would just die you wouldn't suck this man got a baby dog you child with no father I got a child what kind of man are you no your wife got it she hold it down my wife's not around she's looking after the baby me and you are in the forest I mean she can hold the down SLE per [ __ ] my the wife was on FaceTime you sa his we just met two months of you meeting you're crying over this guy so theast if me and Andre were friends for two months on the snake bit I'm sure I would suck the venom out bro I think you just like suck you're a good man you let this girl grow up with no father you are a piece of [ __ ] dude you're a [ __ ] monster dude I don't think I'm do had somebody could have saved her dad's life that [ __ ] got bit by a snake I don't think I'm going to do it with enough effort to actually get the better like I'm going to be like that I just want you to remember this when you're considering Godfathers this guy is out I God it was never consider he's not responsible enough I would make me m fact you stopped being a father a couple times yeah I can't yeah you wouldn't suck Andrew's dick to yo yo yo yo yo make it about miles I got get my dick suck making my miles miles would you suck and to he be like saving lives I do it just for regardless no that's a I don't know if I could do that I would at least try to push it out you've been go yeah I would push it out son and then while I was pushing I be why ain't you doing this why I got to push it out I hey [ __ ] that I would have good form dog oh come on dude I hear bro why is the snake biting you spitting on it too like are you going to make it are you going to try to make it feel good or you just crazy that's not crazy that is crazy am I am I an antidote or am I an antidote an anote fa no but you have to cauterize it yeah you you have to cize it and then stop the stop the FR and then get to work you take the off tie up that t I'm saving lies out here oh my God yo we need more of these hypotheticals what what are other good ones y'all had we um would you do yeah you said you do a stint for me right the other day yeah yeah short short how long short St between one and two years so you sucking regardless so yeah you yeah you you wouldn't suck di to save his life but you get [ __ ] in the ass to save his life the thing is I wouldn't get I'd get you know like I wouldn't you'd be the one [ __ ] nah because probably I'd probably get forced more than anything what does that mean you know what that means you think a guy would violate you in prison I don't think I don't necessarily think I would want it to happen but what I'm saying it's prison that's my point you wouldn't suck his dick to save his life but you would get [ __ ] in your ass to save his life it's non conceptual I'd go to jail for him yeah facts really yeah when they see his dick in the shower they that lips those lips as wellin yeah it's long a long why' you bring up his lips just say I thought we were talking this is crazy I thought we compliment the bo what is it about his lips though that just thinking [ __ ] bro I don't know yo when they wereing better teeth than lips to be honest with you yeah teeth are sensation good teeth thank you bro yeah thank you when when when he was getting emotional when he saw you you almost cheat for the first time and his his lips were like just kind of shaking a little bit what what was that like for you it's torment bro the self-restraint was mental self-restraint mental man you know do you guys have a lot of gay fans I I think so I think so but like are there guys who are also hitting on you guys I wouldn't say actively hitting but in like sliding in DMS and stuff really thing I will say yeah that I've noticed it even happened yesterday is that straight guys will happily call us daddy now facts that's fact and why is that just cuz we call each other Daddy and [ __ ] like that oh it's part of the it's part of culture yeah saw the thing where you he said he was doing some Fitness competitions like if I lose I won't call myself Daddy for six months and then he goes no no no three let's yeah 100 100 Oh I thought that was something you guys just did on the pot that's UK culture everybody's popular guys will say that okay what are some other things that that you guys have influenced Culture by like are the things that have popped off on the Pod that you've seen become quite uh I think so like say facts a lot facts and like yeah little things that we say you know what you say that I pick up on that that always sounded ra when you're like when he's rled up and he wants to like like ra and I don't know what the [ __ ] that means it's like an exclamation yeah it's like an exclamation point yeah yeah yeah so yeah it exactly yeah and one thing I will say there was one time right and this is interest people take it and even how they want just in terms of like if like this kind of conversation that we've just had is is funny to do here but like publicly especially in the UK like you can't have that kind of conversation so out of context yeah it's crazy you can't have that kind of espe and [ __ ] like that so like it's inappropriate or black teenage group of friends talking about sucking di to save lives it's not even entertain entertaining gay jokes haven't uh uh approached Black Culture in the UK yet it's not that they haven't been approached it's just been it didn't make it through the door it was like that with American blacks until I would say like two years ago okay and now American blacks have like taken over the gay joke discourse well we said like not taken over stop it you guys got a stronghold on no but like y'all are really bringing it like yall did appropriate that honestly shut the [ __ ] up this is progress that's I like this there some progress but you still got a strong hold on the gay we've just been doing it for so long that like we you know we've built yeah we're comfortable but now that black people are like oh it's funny to pretend to be gay in America and like in America black people dominate culture so now that they're doing it and they're going like next it's like a really cool the barers shop ones are phenomenal have you guys seen that one where the guy hair he just you know me like and this is a vulnerable some [ __ ] did that to me [Music] not I was pissed off happened brosi came to cut my head the other day and he was like trimming under here and he goes lift your head up and I lift my head up he's like a little bit more and he he put his fingers under made I I open my eyes like that he was looking at me I like [ __ ] prick yeah but um saying SE the one where he was lining them up with the dildo he was he was lining up the bill are Fu are [ __ ] F but so you're saying that within like younger teens there's more there more like pause culture still popping but um recently it wasn't that it was probably like 6 months ago um we made a clip where I asked him oh what would he get me for Christmas if I was yeah If I Was Your Girl what would you do for me for my that be like my best Christmas present and he told me and I I made a joke I was like oh you want me to suck the skin off your and then a teacher he's cir though you know what I mean so that going to be taught oh oh man but I see um a plus cultural a a teacher she teached like year n so like ninth grade she came up to me she was like oh the weirdest [ __ ] happened is that she was in class and one guy one one of the kids uh one of the black kids asked another kid was like oh bro if you give me a pencil I'll suck the skin off your dick and then everyone in the class was laughing and like she was like wow that's because of that clip that you said whereas like no like there will never be another time where someone can make that kind of soft joke and not get smacked and now it's like more like it's just funny to do it and she was like I've never seen anything like were you always cool with those jokes or like no to be fair it was it was more about it was actually starting the show that made me more comfortable talking whatever and being AIT more vulnerable and AIT more pushing it a little bit in terms of just like it start off like talking about like our insecurities and [ __ ] like uh not that tall or this or that and that and that and then you realize that it's just it's all jokes everyone finds it funny it's also what everybody feels exactly it's exactly everybody is feeling the you just get like more reinforcement of just like everyone feels the same everyone feels the same so then you push it a little bit more and then youve yeah and then you can make like a ridiculous joke and then all of a sudden everyone's making the same joke and you're like oh ra like this that's that's [ __ ] insane Stakes have been reduced because you feel like it's taboo cuz everybody's in on the joke you remember a clip or episode or moment where you're like oh this is this is culture yeah what was the first moment where you're like oh [ __ ] culture like this impacted it went viral while we got something and even just like oh this is the fun part of the Pod this is the fun of the Pod this is what it is I would like to know both oh man it definitely would have been a time of a role play something but I can't necessarily think I know I know when I said Ro your mind went dir [ __ ] back in the room yeah get back in the room back in the room okay okay I'm a snake and you're your dick probably actually to be fair probably um do you miss me that clear yes yes that that went crazy stupid and even until now like that was like over a year ago that was probably like 2 years ago maybe yeah and then like even until now every comment on every like the top comment on any clip you ever do was like do you miss me when when I'm not around and like that one is like till now cuz it was talking about our other friend Toby like people come up in the street it was me talking about being jealous that he spends time with Toby more than he spend time with me so even now like strangers will come out to me like oh where's Toby I was like bro that's two [ __ ] years ago like what the [ __ ] and that was that was definitely for me that was the one I was like damn bro you know what's funny when I think about your guys show and and like the numbers you guys are doing it's not it's obviously not only in the UK yeah but if you think about it within the amount of people in the UK it's a pretty large percentage massive of the people like if you do an episode and it's getting hundreds of thousands of views millions of views whatever it is and there's what 19 million people in the UK how how many people 64 million in the UK but just sorry just in England how many oh in England oh [ __ ] nice yeah probably but still that's like a good percentage so the chances of you walking down the street and somebody saw an episode especially within like a younger demographic are pretty high oh yeah bro of course so these the things that you say the chance are they are understanding they are knowing they are impacting culture whereas like if you're doing the same numbers in China it can be a huge pod but a million out of two billion yeah yeah exactly it's not going to be the same kind of recognition I hear that so you guys might be like objectively much bigger within the UK because of the amount of people people there that are watching it yeah I get you right do you feel that way yeah 100% like we definitely like it's it's the reason is funny you said that the reason when we started the Pod we started the show like 5 years ago and the reason one of the reasons I wanted to start it was cuz at that time podcasting from the way I perceived it was like very Niche that you could be very well known and famous within a very small and you can live off that and you can walk down the street and no one bothers you and only people who know who you are know who you are and you're like you're living the best of like both world yeah and now our life is not that yeah like going out on the street we we we can't go to restaurants you don't go out don't really go shopping really you can't do nothing but there are advantages like if you want to go to a restaurant all of a sudden you get the resi and everything and it's it's super helpful like even like coming here like like the TSA agents and stuff like thatn so that makes like Americans our biggest audience yeah but by numbers because we have so many more thing but yeah but y'all are selling out they're doing here yeah so tell explain yeah explain to me what the live show is because you guys aren't standups as far as I'm concerned so what do you do in the live show I'm always curious about who who is who has the best live podcast we try to make it more interactive yeah we trying I think that's smart yeah for sure so give me an example what it would look like the live show Okay cool so if we took this feels like I'm trying to like set you guys up to pitch your tour I'm I'll tell you I'll tell you what we did for the O2 showz that's different that's fine yeah s out yeah bra bra [ __ ] B but but yeah explain what the live show is and how you make the podcast live the most engaging experience so I think for us it's easier because our show is very like segment based so we can we have the opportunity to mix and match so we can do something that's like very very out there and very very like not close to what we do in the studio at all and then we can be like okay cool guys something you know let's sit down and then like it was so crazy in the O2 is that we did have like a segment called confessions and then when we sat down the O2 it was like cool time for confessions sit down and you could hear a pin drop everyone was silent they're locked in and they're locked in cuz they're like okay cool this is like the podcast this is what I'm used to this is are you guys going to confess or do you bring people up we read like just have been submitted to us and all that kind of [ __ ] and then one of the segments that we did there was like uh story time so I told like a 20 minute story but to make it more applicable for them we had it animated so we had it on like the big screen the whole story anim as I told the story it was like the animation was going on and again like completely like initially you guys public speaking is that something you're comfortable with you're you're performing front of thousands now I'm very much more comfortable before I was no what happens what's going through your head are are you are you um overthinking anxious but it helps because there's two of us on stage right and a lot of the type especially in the studio I'm just talking to James or like nowadays talking to REM and Ellis as well but I don't do it to speak to the camera or speak to the owners I do it to speak to James make James laugh so I translate that onto the stage as well are you still speaking to James or are you speaking to the audience and James when you're doing the live performance I am it's weird I'm doing both but I'm still more so speaking to James you know so but you're like aware that they're there I'm aware that they're there but my nerves are gone because I know I'm just speaking to speaking to James at exactly exactly and I think it translates really really well because like in terms of like the comedy aspect of it I will only ever say something that I think will make him laugh and because lucky for us like we don't have to do stuff where we're um doing shows for audiences that don't get it right we only ever do shows do a lot of inside jokes I can say something to him that I know will make him laugh and because I know it will make him laugh it will make everyone laugh right cuz they all get it and they're just like a lot of time they might not even find it funny but they're laughing on behalf of f had because they get him so much and vice versa yeah yeah yeah so work so it becomes this like big friend hangout and now they're living live what they've experienced every single day while they're working or at home and they want to interject in these conversations you hear this I'm sure a lot people who listen to podcast it's like they're hanging with their friends they just can't comment and now they're in the [ __ ] room yeah exactly and do you give them opportunities to engage are you doing on this toour we will so we got like a couple segments where people will come on and stuff like that and um I mean they got to have questions ask you guys for like years yeah 100% so we get that as well so like you've got like different opportunities like obviously like meet and greets and [ __ ] like that we can do it but on like on stage and stuff like that like it gives them you guys reacting live to these things that people are saying a to me that's it's fun that's cuz if you're reacting to like the things that people are saying on Reddit that's always fun people do it and now you have the opportunity to do it live yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and they're there that person who did this embarrassing thing you get to see their face when you guys react to it or when you guys relate to it like to me that's the magic it's a lot of fun bro it's it's good [ __ ] the times that we have done it it's done like really and then also just imagine what it's like for that fan who's watched people submit questions all the time and now they're on stage they're freaking out they're so [ __ ] terrified they just want to meet you guys yeah that's a fun moment yeah the balance in Act is really difficult though because you want because the moment is super big for them so like you said like they're there and they're terrified and all this [ __ ] has happened like we've made mistakes before where like I've given someone the mic and be like go for it and they just they run with it or they fumble you can't you can't give them the responsibility to entertain ex you guys are still the entertainers but they can be the stimulus to entertain off of yeah exactly like we've had we've had moments on there before where like all it takes is like uh just one comment from them that lands so perfectly and it just like shuts down the en entire building and it's just like it's like the best the best [ __ ] feeling in the world where you don't you don't rely on them whatsoever so it gives them the opportunity to relax and then when they want to say their piece they know what they want to say and they get it and they're like they're inside it and they actually feel like I'm on here with these guys I know my friends yeah and I'm like shooting the ship with my friends and then when they feel comfortable and they'll drop that one line and no one's expecting it and everyone's like Bo [ __ ] whole place just shuts down it's so sick it's a good feel it's a great what was the coolest venue you guys have done the o2% how many people you 15 15,000 [ __ ] wow yeah that was insane that was sick insane that was sick I mean that's did you walk out on the stage before anybody was there yeah we did the pre pretty awesome when we walked in like months before when there was nothing there just the seats we realized how big this [ __ ] men is I think that's yeah something that like we always try to do on tour is like either go into the shittiest seat and look down cuz that puts a lot in perspective right you're looking at that you're like whoa somebody is so excited to sit right here I need to be so GR that I even get to be on the [ __ ] stage yeah literally and then it puts in perspective you're like holy [ __ ] I used to [ __ ] work this shitty job or we were making funny jokes at a [ __ ] chicken shop and now we're yeah BR crazy like this show started off in like his on his sofa like yeah true 5 years ago no Studio no nothing like one DSLR camera that you have to redo every minut it's the video limit so we have to stop and start every 20 minutes okay are your parents finally more proud of you than your sister my my dad my dad is one of like a biggest advocate of the show he loves the show yeah he loves the show he was he was nearly in tears watching the live show really and are they starting to get love like do people know your parents as characters I wouldn't say they know that like the people that I've seen my father before yeah um like my close friends things that they they like you know strangers sorry no no no no no no cuz he's no one knows his face I don't put his face out there you know what's crazy there's Nigerian parents that are looking at their kids like you know Fu head selling out the [ __ ] but 10 years ago if it's not economics maths whatever yeah yeah [ __ ] it up all right guys we're going to take a break real quick because it's summer time and thanks to our 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yo that was great you said remember you said you said about um which one you said your dad hit you up one time and was like um you said he was like oh you shouldn't say that but because XYZ oh okay yeah yeah oh God and we're in America as well [ __ ] um so there was a time we were talking about um something to do with atanta I can't remember yeah yeah oh [ __ ] yeah I can't remember what the context was but I called them Bottom Boys yeah long story short but for life I can't remember what the context was I think we just discovered the term bottom boy yeah and we were laughing about it for ages and ATA got in there somewhere bottom boy bottom boy oh bottom boy okay top boy didn't get that heard connection I can't remember what the context was and my dad I was speaking to my dad probably like a few weeks later and he was like I was going through all the comments they said they want to stab you they want to kill you you know what I'm said I was like don't read the comments man just breathe bro it's fine he was he was so like he I was like bro it's fine it's fine Atlanta was pissed that was [ __ ] really Nigerians are scared of gay guys though that makes sense like they were like yo they're going to suck you or something you got to be you got to be worried but so I've heard Nigerians are also I've not been to Nigerian in years but I've also heard in Nigerian there's a massive gay community but it's like it's more hidden than anything else makes sense so yeah damn but it's huge it's it's it's the gayest would you say it's the gayest country in Africa I can't comment on that I'm just saying if we had to rank oh my God you know what so sweet he was really trying to help you out and then when he said though he was like that was good you got what is the gayest country in Africa we should look look into that South Africa I don't know like probably America right in Africa oh I don't know America though right if you say South Africa that's safe why you can say dude put on the white actually South Afric according to google they have the largest percentage of gay yeah sense does make sense the Dutch are kind of gay I feel like they invented it they were the most Progressive culture in Europe at the time still now even now what I'm saying is even back then they're like oh we shouldn't have any laws and all the drugs are legal and we need to accept everybody Etc so if you just take that and extrapolate it to wherever they've landed did it's probably going to be pretty [ __ ] gay y'all ever did the red light district in Amsterdam yeah you have you guys paid never sounds terrifying bro talk to me I just I just horr stories such bll [ __ ] no bro like I mean deadly serious like I my biggest you hooked up with the college [ __ ] [Music] Sheed yeah exactly that's how I feel in strip clubs I'm like man you'll do this for anybody I feel that I feel that I feel yeah 100% that's but there's a little part of you like there's a little challenge I win or over yeah that's one of our boys he likes foppers not foppers he likes to save them like sit them down like you don't need to do this you know I'll be honest bro I'll be doing that [ __ ] that's your bike I do that a little bit you go syndrome like what what do you think that is I don't know maybe I feel uncomfortable with the nature of the relationship like the transactional so I have to make it like this this real thing but it's not real I'm being just as phony but instead of payment of dollars it's emotional payment right but it's still phony and the dollar is so much easier I should just do the would you would you feel better if you had that so they into a strip club right yeah um I like where your brain is going by the way and then you did you did the prince charming thing but okay Prince Charming is is trying to connect with them trying to connect with you don't need to do this and then she ask you for a dance would you feel way better to go for the dance even if you have to still pay paying for it or am I paying for you still have to pay for it but she's making you believe if I didn't have to take this I wouldn't take it if she just gave me the the dance out of the kindness of her heart I would feel like I was shoplifting again got him gotcha that's fire she came there to rinse you you rinsed her shoplifting is crazy that's game that might be a highest level game you get the free dance fre lot dance yeah yeah I don't know if I have that kind of game game but that is I mean there are they got to get horny too of course they're human being bro they're probably are they desensitized to sex or they desensitized to just the lap dancing type of [ __ ] probably both probably I would say the lap dance more than sex more than but in my opinion here's why I agree with you cuz like there are people that um they're like my parents had a dance studio and like dancing maybe to us they teach dance lessons gr up dancing to us might be a more intimate thing like I saw someone dancing with my girl what the [ __ ] you but to my parents like partner dancing was just their life and it was just there was nothing sexual about it so I wonder if they do that I know it sounds crazy but with the lap dances I reckon they have no sexual connection with lap dances whatsoever like whatsoever it's just but what if they feel it what if they feel his [ __ ] oh his [ __ ] if they feel his [ __ ] they got that bro put that's a threat that's a that's a baton there's a copper in here we've got an undercover oh [ __ ] that's crazy they be wearing them Nike Tech suits like you can't even wear a teit that's genius bro when you come into the strip club with the bike shorts can you guys do that Legally Legally Legally like do do they have a tire you have to wear a stub I don't know but I don't think I've ever gone to strip club in shorts so no they do I think they do treat like a club yeah true how do you tip them just because your uh denominations are are strip clubs in in the well I would say London are very different to obviously America whereas in America you can either obviously you got the PA you can have give them money or you go for a private dance give them money whereas in the UK there's like a stage where they all dance and the lady comes around with a [ __ ] pot and you have to like put money in what what if you don't like the dance if you this is socialism this is the problem with socialism it's not Merit based there's a girl go go that's not working for it in a way that you like but you still have to give her the same amount of money as the girl you really like yeah bro it sucks but and you tip down on the girl you really like cuz you got to save money for the girl who sucks that's unfortunate doesn't take them off for a lab dance and do that you can do that after that's like the main that's like when you walk in that's the General consensus there's a so nobody's making it rain it rains all the time bro yeah denomination is5 you don't have a we have is a five yeah that's that's a great dance like you're giving a Fiverr to somebody level of fresh to her okay do you guys have girls that like um because you guys are kind of out there a little bit you're telling like sex stories and that kind of stuff sometimes I imagine do you have girls that like they kind of fetishize that and they're like I want to be in one of their stories I want them to talk about me in the PO on the pot G on I don't know about referencing yeah yeah I don't know about anyone who's ever said thought I want to be in the story but we definitely we'll make references like recently we made a reference like it's sexy if a girl ask you if a girl was to ask you what color should I do my nails that's sexy till now I get DMS every day what color should I do my nails what color should I do my nail what color should I do my nails what color should I do my nails so [ __ ] like that that will reference like a it's hot for girl does this it's hot for girl that then DM cuz that's our honest answer we're not trying to show about anything is genuine and because you're being genuine about it those girls are using that as like a cheeky excuse to interact 100% 100% but there must be pressure perform now like if you hook up with a girl it's like you they know oh yeah you talked up your dick like I have not talked on like I just said what what the truth is they want to be the toilet bad I'll be intrigued now if if if a girl s your dick and she was like nah bro that's get [ __ ] prove it bro I believe all the way back [ __ ] yeah you're a [ __ ] liar wait a minute that's true there's a lot of pressure you could under sell and overd deliver yeah dude he's like nah I just speak facts man you just speak facts that's some that was recent clip though we'll see we'll see what happens that was pretty recent yeah are there any girls in the comments that are like yo I seen it I don't read comments so I don't know that's think so that would be tough that would be tough he will read that comment though I'll write it all right bro [ __ ] liar get defensive [ __ ] what what are uh so a friend of mine uh lived in he might even be here right now he lived in England he was working in an advertising agency uh that had an office over there as well you know sometimes you guys can work here we work there these global companies whatever and um he said an interesting thing about British women he said when you're out partying with them they're down and they're they're ready to go that night mhm but sometimes after that night the follow through might be they're a little bit more uh prudish 100% if you don't close that night it's harder is that what you're saying and can you guys explain that pH isn't that I feel like that's a generic thing or is it not American talking about if you manage to hit or no if if you don't manage to hit the first night it's harder to hit going forward it it might not even be a connection after that 100% that's just that's and explain that phenomena that's more to do with like beer goggle stuff so like it like and also the culture is also like I'm outside I'm outside like see girls see your girls I'm outside so if like they want to envelop in that moment it's like wow [ __ ] I'm meeting this guy this is crazy partying yeah yeah I'm ready to suck dick in the toilet I don't care like whatever but the next dayed have a job and I shouldn't be behaving this way yeah yeah yeah you're not yeah a potential one I understand you're not texting the next day like yeah what's going on she be like what the [ __ ] bro oh really you missed your chance you have to start from oh so if you do like a girl would you say it's better to prolong it or would you say it's better to hit first night and then continue hit first night in my opinion first night can yeah hit night unique that's not here it would be the opposite it's almost like a sign that you really like the girl if you're like no let's chill out on this I want to hang out with you and they would see that as a compliment and they go oh he really likes me in UK agreed we would that still see it as a compliment but also it's like there's there's a there's a slight undertone of like bro I just offered you sex and you're saying no now it's a rejection I'm doing something that is like maybe uh culturally frowned upon and I and I went there with you and you were now embarassed exactly 100% ah so it's like it almost in a weird way like breeds this one night stand culture yeah and also they feel that compliment that you're saying in terms of like oh he must really like me because he's offering to slow things down and take me out they would feel that is if they gave you the one night stand and then you message them the next day to see them again then they're like wow he really lik so sex the first night is in no way like indicative of the girl being easy it is it's a but she's already taking Le like I'm saying like not all girls in the UK are ready for one night stands that's not the case at all if we are talking about a girl that is willing to do that then you got to go then yeah yeah yeah you have to go and then again if you see her again and see her again then again she's like wow y he likes me more than I thought yeah yeah yeah 100% interesting and would you guys if you were really into a girl that first night would you guys go for it 100% got it and personally you hold any feelings like a she's easy she just let me hit the first night I'm not marrying a girl who I [ __ ] on the first night got it no it depend the thing I feel like it depends personally if I'm if we're both in the moment both in the Z and I think she's banging she thinks I'm banging and we [ __ ] the first night and post that everything is amazing conversation sex energy chemistry if we if we start today [ __ ] it why not I couldn't care less you wouldn't you wouldn't there's no taboo or anything like that on it can K us yeah why wouldn't you cuz it when I say [ __ ] on the first night depends if I if I met a girl for a date and we went out on a date and I [ __ ] her on the first date I would that's I would still Mar a girl that's different than if you just in a club took her to anyway that's is a great word I wouldn't do that but yeah I go that I meet in a club and [ __ ] that night I there's it's just never going to be my wife never going to be my wife is there a you I'm sure you've heard about this that like uh American women are Charmed by the British accent yeah I've heard of it I don't know if it's necessarily the accent by the way I don't know if it's just the sound of it I think it might be they're Charmed by um is it how we speak to them in general it might there there is like when you guys are not on your like Jordy Shore [ __ ] but like when you're on your like refined British [ __ ] I think it reminds them of like films they've seen and and elegance to British culture which is seductive British the game is just so different explain in my opinion I feel like when I've spoken to American women they the term is oh we love your accent and I think it's vice versa I love their accent but but but go on go on go on but I think it's more so of they're not ling an ACC like all right are yeah but it's it's it's more so the approach is well I feel like maybe they're so used to one way out the American way or whatever they see something different they hear something different the approach is different so they're like oh I like this oh I didn't know charm exactly it's a novelty to it so maybe that's why attracted to the British ACC I remember going to England and then my homie was like dude girls love the British accent I mean the American accent here and I was like what the [ __ ] are you talking about and then he and I started getting close over the next three days we're chopping it up somewhere Birmingham Lester whatever these three girls turn around they like are you American and I was like yeah why they would started laughing I was like the accent's making they were like no we quite like it and I was like [ __ ] do British girls like the American accent that's that's a culture thing that's a potentially taboo no not taboo is like some women find it corny gotcha uh and then some women like it I think I don't I don't know a black girl in London who finds the American accent sexy really what do you think I don't know I actually don't know I've only heard that they think it's corny so this is interesting so black British women think the American accent is unattractive well I don't want to speak for all black beish women but from what I've heard from I've heard pod that yeah for stere we are the British opinion on a lot of [ __ ] that we are not qualified to but you're speaking for the crown I think um yeah I do think like a lot of uh well for one the American approach is corny to Black British women explain so we do a lot of like we have a reacts channel right on YouTube and uh we we've done a lot of it as like in terms of like American Riz or whatever like that and like American guys there's a massive culture you guys have here where you can just approach a girl in the street and like what's your name this and all that kind of stuff like if you did that in London immediately like God is up and it's just like what the [ __ ] do you want Americans are more friendly way more friendly accepting to [ __ ] openminded yeah accepting to [ __ ] [ __ ] that's an interesting observation meaning that we will go along with small talk or pleasantries in a way that you guys will tolerance for Toler real quick do you find that is something that is like you ious Across America because I feel like in in New York we're not big fans of small talk simply because it's an urban environment where you got to see a lot of people it's like I I don't got all this time to talk about the weather like we got to go which might be more similar to London 100% yeah but there are places in America where it's car culture where talking to somebody might be the first person you spoke to all day so it's like all right I'm going to be nice to you I'm going to yeah I want some human interaction so they're a little shocked by our pleasantries and our maybe positive and they don't trust it as authentic you're selling something it's very what do you want and get to the point so they would rather The Upfront approach about hey I think you're beautiful or whatever the [ __ ] it is a if you watch like a British guy if you saw a video of like especially in in Black Culture you saw a British guy speak to like a girl uhuh it's very much like yo what's your name straight to straight to the point what's your name or like you're banging you're this or whatever can I give your a number like straight to the point right and then we can work backwards from there like if she she if she entertains the the bullet points then we can introduce pleasantries and now let's just be Charming we have some chat exactly you need to let them know what your intentions are immediately oh so they feel like that uncertainty they don't like and they'll remove themselves from it yeah and if unless you're direct makes you less trustworthy you're putting your intentions on the table and then we can get to charm and we have to disarm the thing with the pleasantries like in America yeah it's like we just go hey like already they walking away exactly it has to be the it's almost like it is inauthentic in a way but it's almost like we have to find a different reason to talk and then they have to almost win us over hey I just thought you know that your dog was cute now you being Charming how what why you hitting on me yeah and then they're like wa am I hitting on them like you almost got to Gaslight them into thinking they want to [ __ ] you and you on defense like back off [ __ ] I like your do right yeah sucks wow so our girls are defensive to hitting on them directly and your girls are defensive to kindness yeah bro defensive to kindness is is they because yeah they don't disingenuous kindness more sense and then they won't even look up from their phone if you're just like oh excuse me like so how do ugly guys get laid ugly guys meaning if if you're not a handsome dude that's walking up to a girl because it seems like you're putting it right on the table if a handsome [ __ ] tall strong guy walks up puts it right on the table you might get some reaction but if a guy who's not traditionally handsome but might be like really smart Charming he can find his way in that's it's a friend zone route though yeah you can't you like an a non-conventional uh attractive guy can't just approach a girl in the street in my opinion I expect a positive result there has to be something if you work in the same office he's the he's funny that's the work guy so you're building that relationship like Tinder in person and then it's staff night out maybe it's Christmas party guys [ __ ] Christmas part 100% Jesus's birth Christmas party that's when they get [ __ ] Miracles you know what I mean there we go oh interesting isn't that's dude it's so weird it's really like an American thing we almost laugh at about how like you have to be I wouldn't say have to I think there's many different ways to approach but but honestly not laying it on the table might be the more effective way huh yeah I get that and I I've I've since we've been here I've heard a lot that like people people don't think him and I are very friendly really yeah yeah yeah we get like we get the response we're not very friendly we're polite but we're not very friendly you guys it is a British thing you're a little reserved yeah we don't but then when you loosen up yeah we're cool yeah you see what it is people expect us us to be who we are on the show when they meet us for the first time but you are you're just not bad EXA exctly yeah and I think it's more where Americans culture to a stranger you can be your most extroverted self whereas we're very much just like that is that might be a British thing yeah and what is the advantage of that in British culture do you think like why why put on that and that exists in certain cultures in America too that's what I was trying to tell you about like the WASP culture it's the same thing there's there's like a version of you that it's almost like um a work a work Personality yeah does that make sense that makes sense yeah H yeah why is that why do you think that is why I have and are you like taught that as a kid or you like hey this is how you should behave you're being in Flight if you're not you're never you're never taught to like I don't know it's just culturally it's just like not spoken about like you will see like even as a kid like if there is a kid who um if you see a kid in a store who's like hi what's your name hi what's your name like the parents always like like you're bothering wow stop Bing we encourage that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's going we think it's cute it's very much like y bothering just leave him alone leave him alone my my wife's stepfather when she was a kid um would have her like let's say they were out to dinner she would have to walk up to six different people and ask them a question that did not have a yes or no answer oh wow to build up her you know social skills and like reduce any kind of anxxiety about social in which would be like so taboo I imagine based on what you guys say that wouldn't happen in the UK yeah if if a kid came up to me and was like sorry my mom's making me ask I like what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you talking about what the [ __ ] man it's funny that you said that it seems like it's almost inconsiderate to inconvenience Str so it's a respect thing it's like is I also feel like it depends on when you're it depends on where you're rised born like you said there are places in America where um like New York for example very fastpaced blah blah blah London again very very fastpaced massive Community but very fastpaced so people don't like to waste other people's time that's my so if you're born and bred like I don't know somewhere up north for example I was going to say sheffeld for example you could have be a bit more friendly people are it's just chill y going to Dallas tomorrow yeah it's changed a little bit but it's very you see someone walking on the street hey how are you that's just what you do it's not even if somebody doesn't do that you're like who the [ __ ] is that guy I just walk by made eye contact rud to not engage because there's less and this is what I would tell him like I thought New Yorkers were rude it's just there's so many people I don't have time to be friendly like in Texas if I hold the door open for one person one person is going to walk through that door maybe two in New York if I hold the door open at Time Square it does I'm never going to close you're never going to leave yeah so so I think London is a might be a little bit more like that and I was curious are they much friendlier cuz you'll see 180 degree difference when you go down south it won't you're not going to see 180 uh in England in England no you w there's nowhere in England you're going to see a complete shift unless we're talking about like Villages for the most part it is always like like don't bother people let them get on don't inconvenience them um and nine times I 10 if you're in London everyone's got their headphones in anyway yeah they'll find reasons not to have make that happen I stay in a lot cuz I don't live in London so I stay in a do you mind sharing where you live I live in a town called Northampton it's like 2 hours outside of London but so like half the week I'll stay in hotels um and like the one hotel so you can do the Pod yeah yeah cuz the studio is in London so you'll travel to London stay there for three or four days to do the Pod and then you go back yeah yeah wow and you would never want to move to London I've thought about it loads of times but nah like I prefer the situation I have now I prefer it it's just like you like the quiet being outside you like a house yeah I have like a nice house and it's quiet and um like it's chill just like just very pleasant where I live got it uh and there also the town that I was raised in so my mom lives oh she got community and then you're just a [ __ ] yeah I've been born in breed London so so you're just getting after oh God what a terror this guy's a terror what do you think is the farthest you've ever driven to smash a Ting smash a Ting you know like the like the largest distance you've had to cross just for trains work too we'll count trains Andes our uh I've never traveled far we have like a we have a rule that if H if you're if you're going to go and travel to smash a goat you have to like one out first and then if you still want to after then you do it and if you don't want to after then it was just your dick making up your decisions and you don't go so you said you went two hours preap pre pre OST pre pre post you're like I still need that that's wor the trip can you tell us what city it wasn't in the UK you went to Belgium oh you went oh I know you went to a different country [ __ ] yeah yeah I remember but I I stayed so it's not like I yeah but and it also was like a long buildup to Country Now I want to knowe of girl like Paris is what I would assum why why Paris two hours Paris is like an hour oh to be fair it was an hour yeah it was an hour it's it's not Paris but it was an hour what what country it doesn't matter I mean get a map three Scot it's not Scotland this is not SC way back in the day way back in the day years ago yeah it's got to be France then no why why Bel he said Belgium up to no it's Amsterdam it was Amsterdam okay it was close enough that a that's 2 hours no 45 minutes on because you yeah it's the Dutch I did you fly yeah I flew wow you flew that's different I thought we were talking about dry okay so and then it was just just a freaky girl or what yeah it was one of those ones like I said it was built up for so long like we were talking conversation blah blah blah did she do that European thing where they like just shave up to the knee what the [ __ ] is that thing it's not a thing you never seen the European girls that do that sh to the knee and they just let this hair grow can I just say something you anecdotes I've Liv like I've lived gentl the [ __ ] you guys have never seen that never seen that that would scare the life out yeah yeah 100% I've never seen that and I've taken out a few over [Laughter] there the [ __ ] I've never seen that bro yo is it just me you found a hairy thing and she was like oh it's just what we do you took that r with it yeah this was a like a Brit not a British thing like a European thing shave up to the never heard of that never heard it never seen it keep it hairy out there I think it depends on the person I don't necessarily think it's a country thing in America it's not it's I've never slept with a girl with P care with a lot of people here now with a lot with like more than I've gone like in between shaves yeah oh but not like intentional growth is crazy but stuff yeah she had a little Luther going on down there exactly [ __ ] h i was have you all ever been in a fight for each other has some [ __ ] ever broken out like at a p or something like step in and like bang for each other or just fight in general for each other oh like that not wasn't for each other though it was for you it was for you it was for I okay I understand what you're saying but the question is very different but I get what you're saying I'll explain I'll expl Nigerians are the best did you see how diplomatically he got out of that [ __ ] right there okay the question was different but I understand your perspective I will continue this is the that's just how my brain works bro that's how my brain works so there was a time in Birmingham we were in probably like our second year of uni so this we're talking about 2010 um myself and one of our other friends Toby were on the dance floor and there was a chick that was was looking good and squeeze a bit of bottom flesh and the guy I don't know if it was her man or whatever but the guy was saying stuff to us it was her man okay it was her man let me the girl was saying stuff to us and I was like the music I was like I can't hear you I was syiling like I can't hear you in my mind in his head he thought are you dumb are you stupid you know I I can't hear what you're saying and it got a bit Rowdy started pushing pushing push back it's funny you think that's what escalated the fight and now you grabbing no no I'm I'm not saying that it obviously was obviously it's his girl throwing her ass in your right obviously but the girl yeah and then it just just got a bit handsy from and then what happened y'all [ __ ] him up no he was a he was a big [ __ ] yeah yeah what happened was this son of a [ __ ] and Toby took a side pass so the rest of us could get in a massive fight and we were like fighting for our lives in this club this guy didn't have a scratch on him he stood on the outside he instigated the fight on the outside stood on the outside like this and the rest of us he was Rick Ross outside watch people just get busy and do you know the worst part you know the worst part do you know the worst part I was like we went outside I was like I forgot my jacket this [ __ ] my jacket we were on way out and the guys that were walking past were literally like you guys are dead tonight as soon as you get outside you're getting stabed yeah and this fucker's at the cloak room like I need my jacket and we were like bro [ __ ] your jacket we need to go and he was like I'm not going anywhere without my jacket I I want to kill you that night bro I got my [Music] jacket yeah did they press yall outside we left we we got fun I mean we here now so why the [ __ ] would she even be dancing with you her man is right there that's crazy [ __ ] bro I I just assumed she was single the way she was moving I assumed she was single the way that's fact she mov single single she's throwing it up yeah yeah that's that's that was a horrible night it was yeah I think that's the only time only recollection was there a conversation in the car afterwards like bro there was a convers I don't remember the conversation the car but there was a conversation dri drive and was a conversation when we come back to the go back to um to UNI because we drove back to you we got picked up in it we got picked up by the time we made it back to campus there was a conversation yeah yeah yeah yeah what were you saying fight your own [ __ ] fights there's no way you're getting into a fight and you don't even get touched and all the boys are just home with black eyes that's not a thing and then secondly yeah just keep your [ __ ] hands to yourself yeah yeah that was a that was a tough tough day yeah that was 19 that was a test that was testing for our friendship actually really yeah building block has there been a moment were you guys almost sto being friends n no not even close that was the closest moment that was that was probably the closest moment we probably had one other argument oh what happened this was again stupid this is actually go- related as well this is a minor argument but it's like you know don't look at me you know at him this time this this argument was more like oh that's why he's in comparison is inar you think you know someone and you that impulse where you're like bro who the [ __ ] like who are you yeah like when you cheating on your girl exactly bro it was one of those moments again again stupid girl related question um or situation sorry we were on a night out in Manchester this is where he lived in Manchester I had met a girl and I was staying with him and then she was trying to come back so I just assumptively was like bro give me the keys I'm going to head back to the spot and and take care of business and he was like I'm like no like you know not like cuz he lived in a two bed I would basically context I would have had to F the girl on his bed so I was like bro give me the keys like yeah I'm going to go and he was like n you're not going anywhere like you're not banging this gun on my bed I was like bro come on all jokes aside like the girls here like I'm going to need those keys stairs I'm going to need the keys like now and then he was just on business like n bro I'm not happening and there was one of those moments where I was like how have I misread this situation so far I thought I yeah like are you my friend or not what the [ __ ] is going on and it actually got into like a heated argument of like dude what's the okay what was the rational go the yeah the rationale I was like dude I'm again I suck your dick to save your life I'd do anything for you like if you wanted like [ __ ] it on the bed while I'm in there I don't care like as not whatever makes you happy go do it I can't believe we're in this situation where you're saying no like I'll clean the sheets I'll flip the around whatever you want me to do I'll do it I don't understand why this is an issue and and he didn't [ __ ] the girl no no but like not letting me oh um I just feel like it if I had at the time if I was staying in a place was a two bed two barath hand thing fine take the other room wait you would need a second bath for him to [ __ ] the girl no I'm I was just say now the I'm used to it don't worry um if it was a situation where I had a spare room I I just feel like okay casing point I I feel like we're in Oxford de let me let me actually give you an example yes please there was a time I don't think he knows this there was a time I was staying at his um and at the time I was in my ex at the time and she wanted to [ __ ] and I was like I'm not [ __ ] you in my boy's room I'm just not doing that and this was years after this situation you just explained about yeah so it's it's just probably my principle more than anything else it has nothing to do with our friendship in my opinion are you are you messy in bed or is there like it's not even about messy it's more so about the it's not my bed bro yeah you see what I'm saying it's not a hotel like I'm not going to treat the bedroom like a hotel cuz it's not a hotel this is his bedroom yeah so that's just my step he get down like that bro that's fire my I mean he wouldn't do it so it is fair of course but you you obviously don't care you would let him no I I I would let him I still see some heart in your eyes to be hon I know yeah you're accepting deep in the pupils at the time I I thought it was like at the time I thought he was being selfish I don't think because I understand he he views the bed as like this is my space and my home and this is where I feel comfortable there's no way you're coming in with some trashy girl and I have to come here tomorrow and lay my head here this is my space at the time I was like you just being selfish bro did did you think like he was upset cuz he wasn't leaving with one never like that like we' never had that never been a thing like between us so why didn't you just tell him yo just [ __ ] on the couch because for one even if I told him that he's not going to [ __ ] on the couch I would no no no no if you said [ __ ] on the couch I promise you would have F on the couch look at that you would have saved the whole I would put kitchen roll on the floor and banged her on tissue bro if need it and she said and if she said to you man I don't want to [ __ ] let's go to the bed let's just go to let's not lie here here brother if she if she say come to the room I'm trying to [ __ ] suck you're thinking twice you're not thinking twice not lying I know can't control have to find a compromise bro if if if it's [ __ ] suck in there must be wrist over here something like yeah just s old fashioned over here man if you say so bro yeah I no I would I wouldn't have done that if you Adam told me do not bang this G on my bed there's no way there's no way you could come home and be like by the way I well I understand your standpoint but I can't speak for her yeah but she who the [ __ ] is she but no she's the person you're trying to [ __ ] bro yeah but she does know that's not happening Brother h no no no no you misunderstand me we're having an Impulse right now the fact that you think I would do that is crazy but the thing is you wouldn't do that now yeah yeah he would would 19y old [ __ ] anywh this guy will [ __ ] anywhere and she goes I just want you to bend me over that guy's bed and she just called him that guy a no no no no no no no this guy's doing power play don't bite that guy's bet I want you to bend me over that guy's bet I think that I think it would just be so seductive and he would understand you would ask for forgiveness that's just what I think you love [ __ ] this [ __ ] this at the very worst the very wor the very worst I'll keeps licking his mouth talking bro she just said she that guy she just said that I'm like can we reopen negotiation I'll just kiss my teeth I'll just kiss my teeth then it's not all right bro all right bro all right this guy will cheat on his girl because he get offered one time and then Sprint home you don't think he'll [ __ ] on your bed if she's like hey do you want to go to the bed he's suddenly principled n man I'm I'm just saying over everything yeah he wouldn't do that now I'm saying 19 19y old James was not a bro code violator you can never say that yeah but I agree I completely agree but bro we're talking about [ __ ] bro talking about one night stand [ __ ] bro you buy new this is my best friend I'm going be completely honest yeah yeah I think you'd bang her I've got no shame in saying that I think youd bang her Dam what's the what's the hottest girl on the planet just give me anybody in the top five yeah top five let's do it like Meg the stallion yeah yeah you sound disappointed yeah what the [ __ ] was that racist a why to be racist why why is that racism are there no black people in the UK what the [ __ ] oh you want it to be UK based no it could be anything but nobody in history has ever said the hottest girl on the planet is Meg the stallion plucking something out your head by the way maybe he likes a nice big girl you know top five in the world she also loves anime it's a big thing she does love anime why you what's wrong bro yeah what's wrong bro she's fire bro come on yo Al Al cut it out cut it the [ __ ] who doesn't want to shoot that y yo you're crazy you're just an [ __ ] I'm not going Li she is a strong like 5'11 which is tough no no no okay she she's a beautiful girl I don't even but the top fought the first I don't have time for this sake of to keep the heat of the conversation I was plucking the first name that came into my head I don't personally think men's top five hottest girls in the world she's beautiful beautiful girl okay what I was trying to present is a is a potential situation where you would be inclined to allow him because the girl was just so unbelievably there was a certain caliber of girl that he% 100% And that girl didn't match it to I don't remember what the girl I don't know if I saw the girl she didn't yeah there we go but there there is no way on this Earth I would see that he's potentially closed with a 1010 and he's not bangging on my sofa or my bed there's no way because he won't let me live that that's that's that's [ __ ] I'm talking about bro okay if it's just a random nut from a girl that you don't even remember I'm I kind of am agreeing with that yeah I hear it now yeah yeah I think you got logic yeah but you're still loyal because you wouldn't let him miss a golden opportunity ah never my bro yeah he was trying to bring the uni [ __ ] back like yeah she yeah she was a tot what's a use is like it's just another word that's a slag slag yeah dude heinous I love that one that's heinous oh dude I can't wait to say that to somebody that is heinous my enemies have succeeded is my personal favorite we need more Nigerian isms I feel like for me I it's it's probably like scenario based or role playing based again can you explain role play to me you keep bringing that up no no like I genuinely so for example there could be a dilemma we read out or something that's happening you're just acting out Ro um I forgot in the [ __ ] question lot [ __ ] so I would most likely like pluck something from the contextual situation and my responses may be like very Nigerian but resp I don't necessarily say stuff like my enemies use the comes out you know you say AG mate I've never heard of that before I met you yeah cuz my parents say that like so for example um my mom would say I would say y what's what's good bro if for examp I don't but if I would say to my mom what's good bro my mom would be like am I your AG mate why would you call I'm your exactly so that's I say agem because my parents said AG mate you see what I'm saying so okay um before we get out of here you guys have to get a flight you have to go to Dallas you have a show tonight in Dallas or Thursday [ __ ] I can't remember I can find out real quick one sec I should I should know we should know yeah I really don't Dallas is the ma the factory okay I don't know I know it Toyota Music Factory it's called Uh the factory in deep Elum oh yeah I think that's a music primarily you guys got to shoot a gun when you're down there yeah that's a good idea shuns in Miami in Miami were you guys good at it yes yeah we actually natural and yeah [ __ ] wait what do you mean said he's sharp he's quick bro he's quick [ __ ] bro I don't even know what you guys are what the [ __ ] ever bro the English are not good at shooting guns bro they lost that is true is that what you mean that's not what you meant not what you meant that's how I before we get out of here can you just tell me how do you guys learn history you know how like in America we have like an Americanized version of history that kind of like well we we talk about slavery cuz like we have to cuz there's black people everywhere but like we don't talk about Native American [ __ ] that much because you know they ain't around so what do you do in in British history when you're learning it do you learn about the colonies do you learn about the Empire is it too close and people feel comfor that I didn't yeah I'm not even saying this as a joke but do you learn like yeah we [ __ ] India over we [ __ ] this I don't know what the the curriculum is like now but I remember in school I learned about colonization from like Americans you guys learn way more about it than we do we don't know anything about it isn't that interesting they put the it's not in the curriculum whatsoever and they also don't do it for Americans like we don't learn about what we're doing around the world that much either I'm just curious your version of it like so our version is more like World War II World War I World War II we were banging out kill the Nazis and then nothing bad happened before that yeah we don't we don't learn about Henry VI all that [ __ ] yeah we learned about like former kings and queens probably like the invention of medicine which a lot of it was like British Le we don't learn about like um anything to do with like American independence we don't learn about thatone none of that war stuff we don't learn about that uh we learn about World War I World War II they not going to talk about their losses bro so we talkes a little bit Vietnam was Vietnam we talk about but it's recent you guys can kind of ignore m yeah there's no video evidence valid interesting okay so then when you start learning about the world is there cuz I think this is happening a lot in America where now with the internet information is democratized and you can start you start learning like oh what the CIA is responsible for and when you guys go out and you start learning about like British history is there like a a red pillarization and don't use the word red pill with like uh the I hate women [ __ ] but more about like oh this is what really happened or do you just kind of ignore okay for me personally there's a little bit um there's a little bit of it and like for example like a prime example right so my surname is Duncan I went on a family trip to Grenada a few years ago oh yeah [ __ ] um and they give you a tour of the island and we stumbled across the Duncan Plantation oh [ __ ] your family yeah yeah yeah yeah slave owners no slaves my my black name is Duncan wow oh your dad is black mom is white got it got it so yeah we we found the plantation that obviously wow my family was workers on um and like that growing up like I didn't understand and then like you grow up and you realize that like so there's a lot there's huge like Caribbean culture in the UK and you realize that all Caribbeans have white surnames white surnames of course and you you I didn't realized that until like older why that is um so there was for me personally there's a lot growing up I was like what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] and then again with like colonization and stuff like I was a grown man before the term colonizer was even I didn't even was introduced to it and I was like I don't even know what the [ __ ] that is so then you have to learn about it learn about it learn about it and I think the only thing that helps is that again call back we're not very patriotic so it's very easy for us to be like to reject that yeah it's very easy same with like rawal family and all that kind of [ __ ] we're like [ __ ] them anyway this it's it's there are like issues with a lack of patriotism cuz when you do need a Galvan a country for something it might be a little bit more difficult like let's say you need to go fight in a war it's probably harder to get everybody to go fight for the flag if you don't that's not a thing by the way cuz we they tried that recently our prime minister who just got voted out who was trying to introduce a draft or something just like a couple years of service like everyone was like dude I'll go to Dubai like tomorrow Happ but yeah that is a that is a tricky thing and it is a tricky thing I think for Americans to wrestle with because we are so patriotic and now we're learning about some of the things that America's done and you're like well I really want to love this place but I got to wrestle with the past now no country is completely Innocent but you have to find a thing you can love about it yeah yeah yeah for sure and you know despite the past of of great BR there's amazing contributions to the world so there are things you can really love and be proud of with even you know despite you know what you guys did to sorry bro I I don't think you guys didn't do it clearly I didn't do it I told you about the plantation yeah exactly I definitely didn't do you came in at the perfect time afro beats guys we're doing a re okay okay so uh just real quick shits and gigs everybody go check out their content you've already seen it you've probably I imagine most people have seen bare minimum Clips on social I think you do great job of like creating content that is digestible even for nons super fans so you probably seen it but I think you guys should go check out the live show if there is any more tickets left I'm sure you guys will come back here but definitely go check out their pods and uh thank you guys so much for coming man anything you guys want to promote real quick or just let people know where they can find you um I don't want to promote anything one thing I will say is like uh sincerely appreciate you guys having us respect Alex and aash you didn't give a [ __ ] but you guys a lot of effort um like over like course like a year now um and I I want to say like I really appreciate I've watched you guys show for years oh respect man when we started one of the main influences for us to start a patreon was how well you guys were doing no way that's our right there man homeless so yeah thank you guys for having us absolutely you guys killed it and it was it was great and it's awesome to see that you I genuinely mean it it's awesome to see you guys sharing this side of uh well obviously your personalities but also this side of British culture as well thank you and I think that's a cool thing that the internet is showing people it's not the stiff upper lip only the guys who protect the queen there is a a hilarity there's a gregariousness and there's a fun loving spirit that exists there too bubbliness and I think that that is seductive to Americans in a very different way it's not all Briton yeah and I think it's cool that you guys get to be at the Forefront of showcasing that so anyway congrats guys and uh love and everything man