Horror games, we love them and some of us it scares the shit out of but honestly it's one of the best genres in gaming to play. I mean who doesn't love shitting they self at 3 o'clock in the morning cause you decided to play Five Nights at Freddy's. I'm just saying. But I can't be the only one who's ever paused and thought, hmm, I feel like I can whoop these niggas asses.
And that's what we talking about today. Horror games, I feel like I could easily beat and I even feel like you could do it too if you him. So in the granny game you're doing all types of different puzzles to unlock keys to get out to the front door But the main thing is granny's chasing you around with this fucking unga bunga big ass stick in her hand trying to knock you out Now, I don't know about you But i'm not gonna fuck out of your average grandma i'm giving it a buck i said it i'm not letting no ancient beast take me down now she do got some strength behind her if she one tapped i'm gonna keep it a buck but honestly i just think the guy you playing as in granny a weak ass nigga me personally i'm gonna fucking engage that that mike tyson bobbing weave and just i'm not letting her i'm not letting her take me first of all i'm knocking her out and two there's windows nigga i'm jumping out a window even if i didn't want to go the fighting route even though i would gladly piece her up for knocking me out in the first place i'm escaping i'm escaping i'm jumping out the window or i'm knocking her out i'm keeping that a buck 50 everything and i will get a double while with no cheese can i please get a number two with a large drink hello neighbor now hello neighbor is a little bit a little bit of step above granny because it's not it's not a grandma it's your average nigga now hello neighbor he got a crazy ass house he got something going on so buddy gotta be smart he got something cooking up in his head and he got kids in his basement i'm gonna call the cops all right call me a snitch call me a snitch i don't care that nigga got kids in his basement i'm calling the police i'm not dealing with that why am i oh i am not gonna go die to a pedophile on jesus christ i'm not i'm gonna go get the muscatool and we're putting bro in a t-shirt we are not gonna go out there and die like that buddy is crazy he has a whole roller coaster going through his house and you think this ain't with the shits i'm shooting bro on site um Five Nights at Freddy's.
If you don't know what FNAF is, it's about a whole bunch of kids that got killed, stuffed in costumes, and then they possess the suits, and now they want to kill you. After night one where they're barely active and you go back home and you know, these niggas are alive First of all, we're gonna take the smart route Why the fuck am I returning to five nights at Freddy's after I know? After I know that these niggas are alive and trying to kill me. I do not need that minimum wage that bad I'm gonna go work at McDonald's my nigga if we're gonna take the smart route if we're gonna take the route of brute force in It I'm going in there with like a sledgehammer and an EMP like nigga this is fun to be rainbow six siege in this motherfucker I'm gonna pick the nastiest peek on that corner I'm gonna look out soon as that nigga come down the hallway yeah he's gone he's dead he's not coming back Freddy's gonna catch bullet holes that nigga is not bulletproof I'm gonna fuck what you talking about I said right foot creep boo walking with that ear look around stay low make sure they don't see it the Resident Evil franchise is something totally different these niggas are built different Almost everyone, and we're just going to talk the Baker family.
Almost everyone in the Baker family has took bullets and has came back. Nigga, that shit is scary as fuck. Now, although the game does get beat with the weapons given, I think I could do what Ethan Winters did.
I'm going to keep it a buck. I'm going to keep it a buck. I feel like I could do it. I feel like I'm taking out Jack.
Oh, God. I'm taking out Jack. I'm taking out the mom and her nasty coochie.
Because if y'all played that game, nigga, that bitch was nasty as fuck. We would be taking her out. I'm taking out everyone. Now, my biggest fear is Lucas, my nigga.
If you played that game, you know Lucas was a crafty little nigga. And he was basically saw on steroids. I mean, like, this nigga would put you in some nefarious ass traps that you had no chance of beating. Like, it wasn't even, like, a trap that you could escape. Like, he would put you in there and be like...
Oh, yeah, go do this and you can get out that nigga was capping his ass off He just wanted to see you run around like a dickhead for five minutes before he killed you that nigga straight nefarious Now that's one nigga in that franchise. I don't think I'm beating we talk Resident Evil 8 nigga lady Demetrius bro She gonna have to run from me. I'm keeping that shit on plug fit Say what you want my nigga, but lady Demetrius can get it All day every day she getting straight meat and her chalupa nigga this shit is brutal And if we're talking about the other games to where the nemesis is chasing after you We're not gonna talk about none of those cuz nigga ain't nobody beating nemesis I'm gonna fuck who you are what you're talking about.
You are not beating nemesis. That's a big ass Nigga, that nigga's like nine foot something chasing after you with nothing but trend in his veins he is taking you down on god how many times did they kill that and that still came back They needed like a government fucking railgun to even damage this nigga. Who do I look like? Bill Gates, nigga? I'm not taking down this nigga.
I don't have the firepower to do so. And even if I did, I don't even know if it would work. Ever. Ricky.
When I catch you, Ricky. Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky. Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky. Dead by daylight.
Now this game. Ooh. If you ever play with randoms in this game. First of all, before I even get into it.
If you play dead by daylight and you hide in the locker the whole round. I'll. I hope you fucking wake up with both sides of your pillow warm and I hope you trip and fall and die nigga I hate you with a passion anyways This game I feel like is extremely beatable now if you're like nigga, how am I gonna work on a generator? so apparently the entity or whatever that runs the fucking the Thing and dead by daylight they give you the knowledge to repair generators Now the only thing is some of the killers and DVD can be beaten I mean there's killers like trapper which is just a regular nigga with bear trap I'm piecing up.
I'm piecing bro in his face. I'm good for what you talking about I'm knocking that nigga out, but there's only killers in that game that ain't getting beaten nigga They have an alien in that game fucking ghost face. They literally Michael Myers nigga Michael Myers They have a nurse that can teleport nigga. There's a lot of killers in that game.
That ain't dead nigga You're not beating but there's I know there's a couple in there. I'm beating one of them is literally just a zesty pop star I'm whooping that niggas ass, but I'm not whooping Michael Michael Myers ass. That nigga is crucial. That nigga's gonna pick me up by my neck and snap it like a fucking pretzel or something. I'm not fighting that nigga.
I don't give a fuck what you're talking about. So that's one game that I feel like I could beat some killers. But if you roll with the dice and then you got someone like fucking Nemesis or fucking like Demogorgon or some shit, nigga, you're cooked.
Yeah! One of the most unbeatable games I feel like I put in this category that I feel like I could survive is Outlast. Now hear me out, hear me out. Outlast, you're a journalist and you're going there to investigate basically fucking Arkham Asylum on steroids. Now, this is a game where you can choose the smart route of just not fucking going inside the building.
I mean literally when you start up the game and you go up in there, the first thing you see is massacred armed guards and this nigga literally is like skewered and kebabbed through the chest and he has a gun you're telling me something in this mental asylum beat a whole team of armed shooters and has this nigga kebabbed and you went further into the facility white people 101 i am not doing that nigga i'm walking right back out as soon as i seen bro i would have been like let me dap you up appreciate you g i'm dipping there's no other way you're beating this game i'm keeping that up fuck the only way you could beat it unless you went back and came back with the fucking military and i'm not talking about some random five or six niggas i mean the entire military tanks jets and all that's the only way you're surviving that because regardless nigga no one is beating that big nigga and i know y'all know what big nigga i'm talking about that nigga scares the shit out of me if i heard that nigga say his fucking line fuck no nigga i'm gone i'm flipping i'm sacrificing you anyone that's it nigga i am not beating that horror games i could easily survive after y'all shown so much support on the first video you know i had to come back for a part two had to step back in the ring and defend my name do you honestly think you're fucking funny seriously you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate and if i ever see you on friday the 13th you and a whole bunch of homies said fuck it let's bring this on let's go to camp crystal lake and let's bowl all of a sudden jason vorhees come killing niggas how do you beat this this game is honestly on the beatable scale i'm not gonna lie and that's one of two reasons in this game this version of jason can be jumped like you can spam this nigga with firecrackers and bro is stunned for like a solid three hours now if you're with a whole bunch of idiots You just gotta sacrifice some of the homies. I'm gonna keep that a buck go get the car better You go get the gas and you dip and honestly to even escape from there. You don't even need the car. You don't even that just run into the woods get out of there if you know you gotta go that way to get out of there fuck the car run you're in a life or death situation why would i not just go for it and run you look lonely I can fix that.
Doki Doki Literature Club a meta psychological horror game that breaks the fourth wall with the main villain being Monika Manipulating her fellow game characters and code just to be with you now There's a lot of different ways you can go up beating this one just delete the game and don't be a coomer and give in to Monika or I can't fucking compete! I just can't fucking compete! Can you get the fuck-Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Now this game has always confused me, and honestly Leatherface as a character and like the whole franchise has confused me as like, how are those people tro- It's a whole bunch of old riggity white people in the woods. I used to live in, Georgia I used to see niggas like that all the time They not own shit old man's when to get his ass beat old lady finna get her ass everyone's getting they ass beat I'm gonna keep that a buck not only my fear is leatherface that nigga's six four with retard strength i don't know how i'm gonna do that i'm probably gonna have to catch bro with like a crowbar to his kneecap because leatherface can't take damage he's not as invincible as like people think like if you hit him in the knee with a crowbar that nigga is going down and he's gonna be in pain you can't power through a shattered kneecap i don't give a fuck what you're talking about so i'm shattering bro's kneecap so he's on the ground i'm gonna curb something just bro is not getting up he is He's out. He's out like a light.
I'm gonna hit him with the magical suplex He all last thing he's gonna see is my black air force coming in contact with his face In Cry of Fear you play as a man, Simon, that gets hit by a car after trying to help a man. Now, you wake up in an alleyway, you're looking for answers, and then you realize you're in hell. You're fighting the fucking scariest, most maniacal creatures out there. Now, could I beat it?
I feel like I could possibly beat it, but it would be very high diff. And it's not from a physical standpoint, from a mental standpoint, because if you know the game, and spoilers ahead, you're going to be in hell. this whole game is in your head you're having a psychotic episode so this is really dependent on person to person if you think you could overcome this shit because this shit seems real like imagine you're in simon's pov you wake up in a random alleyway and then there's just hell monsters all around nine times out of ten y'all y'all are folding y'all y'all would be so mentally fucked in this situation there would be no beating this i want to have a discussion about this in the comments because i really love this fucking game So if you think you could beat this shit, I want you to tell me why in the comments and how you would fucking snap out of the psychosis, which is cry of fear. Bendy and the Ink Machine is a game of where you go into this old animation studio and there's a lot of ink monsters that are alive. Bendy's trying to kill you.
Now, my first thing is, if you can take souls and put it into a drawing and make it real, what- Character could I bring into this world to help me? I'm bringing in Goku and he's gonna solo everything Hi, it's me Goku and he's gonna want to throw hands with everyone. Hey Goku that nigga Bendy said you a bitch He's gonna beat that nigga's ass and i'm have nothing to worry about now i'm gonna have to worry about something after he beats everyone ass and then it's just me and him looking at each other and he's like i don't know what to tell bro after he beats everyone ass like then that's when the real trouble begins but we're gonna cross that bitch when we get there before that goku's gonna beat everyone's ass that's all i gotta say beating the ik machine gotta be the most beatable game ever need to hang up that computer call come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantic five nights at freddy's now we already know what for now is children killed stuffed in the zoots now they possess the animatronics i already talked about the first fnaf in the first movie let me cover the other ones fnaf 2 fnaf 2 seems like probably the most beatable one because you're not really dealing with too much a lot of them are tricked by the mask or a flashlight that's probably like irl probably the easiest fucking gameplay to deal with and also you know the smart route we can dip because after night one chica's gonna have to run for me my nigga and get it and then I'm dipping honestly because I'm not dealing with that bullshit but realistically if we had to deal with that just putting on a mask and then a flashlight and honestly IRL why does this nigga not just leave the mask on and use the flashlight I can't be the only one that's thought about that while playing that game FNAF 3 is just the ultimate 1v1 I don't give a fuck everything else is in your head all the phantom animatronics can't actually hurt you they can't do shit that is a 1v1 versus you versus springtrap bro i'm gonna throw hands nigga you're not sliding and uh the animatronics are immortal they can't fucking die yes the fuck they can you ever heard of a flamethrower nigga have you ever seen the video of like Of that guy that caught a roach and then he hit it with a blowtorch? That's what I'ma do to that nigga.
I'ma just flame his shit until he's nothing but ash. He's not coming back from that. I always come back.
Nah, homie. You're in a wood. We're smoking on you. You're ashes, bro.
Now, as a FNAF fan myself, I still honestly don't fully understand FNAF 4. But from my understanding, and FNAF fans, please correct me in the comments. I'm pretty sure FNAF 4 is all in this. kid's head so honestly there's no way to die he got bit and he just dies anyways because his frontal lobe was in the mouth either way so fnatic 4 does not even count