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Presenter's Hilarious Journey with Kidz Bop

Nov 17, 2024

Lecture Notes on Kidz Bop and the Presenter’s Attempt to Join

Introduction

  • Presenter recently turned 26.
  • Plans to join Kidz Bop despite disliking it.
  • Kidz Bop is now a global phenomenon.
    • Originally thought only children or their moms listened to it.
    • Now features international versions in Spanish, German, and even K-Pop.

Purpose and Plan

  • Objective: To take down Kidz Bop from the inside.
  • Steps:
    1. Pose as a child prodigy appearing older than 12.
    2. Get promoted within the organization to eventually become president.
    3. Fire all the kids: "No kids, No bop."

History of Kidz Bop

  • Debut in 2001, considered not very good.
  • Early albums featured adult singers with children.
    • Example: Blink-182’s "All the Small Things" sung by an old man.
  • Original sales model: Sold via phone orders through TV commercials.

Changes in Kidz Bop

  • Kidz Bop 18: Transition to using only kid singers.
  • Notable unnecessary cover: Justin Bieber’s "Baby."

Personal Preparation for Joining

  • Attempts to disguise and audition as a kid.
    • Created a kid-like persona and name.
    • Audition involved singing, dancing, and playing guitar.
  • Sent audition to Stuart Stone Casting.
    • Skeptical about the legitimacy of the casting director.

Visiting Kidz Bop Live

  • Visited Kidz Bop Live in Kissimmee, Florida.
  • Initially confident but impressed by actual talent of Kidz Bop kids.
  • Realization:
    • Change of heart about Kidz Bop.
    • Finds himself enjoying the concert.

Conclusion

  • Reflects on the unexpected enjoyment and admiration for Kidz Bop.
  • Ends with a humorous note: heading to Gatorland.

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  • These notes summarize the presenter’s humorous critique and personal journey with Kidz Bop, highlighting his initial intentions and eventual change in perspective.