Kill Tony Live from Madison Square Garden Recap

Announcements

• New York City Shows:
  • August 9th: Tickets available.
  • August 10th: Mostly sold out.
• Venue: Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas.
• Tonight's show brought to you by Connect Mobile Health.
• Amazing sponsors that made the show possible.

Main Event

• Guest Appearance: Current (satirical) President Joe Biden.
• Introduction and antics involving Joe Biden.
• Special Announcement: Over 250 comedians signed up for a chance to perform.

Performances

1. Casey Rocket:

   • Speaking about being an oil man and a chaotic hospital escape.
   • Comedic themes involved dressing up as Heath Ledger's Joker.

2. Matt Sturm:

   • Talked about differences between Vermont and Texas.
   • Observing bugs in his spare time; non-existent love life.

3. Bruce McElderry:

   • Referred to as mediocre; handled jokes poorly.
   • Technically retired, previously a software developer.

4. Canon Miller:

   • Discussed a childhood incident involving a mentally disabled child in Boy Scouts.
   • 21-year-old college student working maintenance at a golf course.

5. Hans Kim:

   • Discussed buying a gun and his stance on women and tech advancements.
   • Regular performer, high energy.

6. Nate Barnard:

   • Topics included working at Whole Foods in the dairy section.
   • Love life issues, a switch from hardcore to softcore porn.

7. Brittney Martinez: (Debut)

   • Describes life with an Army Ranger husband.
   • Works at Trader Joe's, owns a tattoo shop in Tacoma.
   • Special Segment: Introduced her husband Giovanni Martinez.

8. Giovanni Martinez: (Debut)

   • Satirical, edgy jokes about racism.
   • Army Ranger, now a tattoo artist.

9. Cam Patterson:

   • Discussed flying on Spirit Airlines and visiting Universal Studios.
   • High energy and dynamic performance.

10. JK Spindler:

    • Discussed weight loss journey using Adderall and IRS dislike.
    • Young video editor; on his first attempt, comedy was a bit dark.

Special Appearances

• Drew Nickens:

  • Fun Minute replacing a bomb; sober experience, positive energy.

• Jacob Barr: (Debut)

  • Born with multiple physical anomalies; upbeat comedic approach.
  • Engaging, relatable, and humorous.

• David Lucas:

  • Regular roaster, high praise for Trump; balanced humor with personal anecdotes.

• Sherry VD:

  • Female perspective on males' climactic declarations.

• William Montgomery:

  • High-energy comedic rants about mundane frustrations and personal stories.

Closing Remarks

• Extended episode ran longer than usual.
• High energy maintained until the end with seamless involvement from both 'Presidents.'
• Special thanks to sponsors and the band.