Breaking news from Washington involving Seal Team Six.
A student protester, 19-year-old Evan Dixon, was reportedly executed by Seal Team Six.
The operation took place at the University of Pennsylvania dormitory.
Key Figures and Operation
President Trump authorized the operation, known as "Operation Sitting Eagle."
25 military personnel were involved, entering University of Pennsylvania airspace.
Jason Copeland, Senior Political Analyst, provided updates.
Details of the Raid
The operation faced initial hurdles, including a helicopter crash into Quaker Kitchen Dining Hall.
Resistance from freshmen and a 19-year-old IRA noted.
Seal Team breached Stouffer College House, used thermal cameras to locate Dixon.
President Trump gave the order to open fire, resulting in Dixon's death.
National Reactions
Public celebrations following the operation.
Discussion on future implications for student protest groups.
Political and Social Commentary
Speculations on potential full-scale military actions on college campuses.
President Trump's decision to have Dixon's body dumped in the Delaware River.
Additional Topics
Upcoming discussions on executive orders affecting trans rights in sports.
Note
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