Thank you for calling Le Clinique. How may I help you? It's my wedding anniversary in two weeks, and I'd like to make a reservation for dinner.
Did you say two weeks? I'm afraid the only possibility would be in six months and two weeks. Well, my wife really wants to eat at a five-star restaurant, so I guess we'll take that. Eight o'clock? It doesn't work that way, sir.
You call us the night before, and we'll let you know when you can come in. Our chef decides whom he wants to serve when. C'est bien? I guess so. Very well, sir.
See you then. It will be your privilege to dine with us. Welcome to Le Clinique. Thank you.
I have a few questions for you. Are you allergic to peanuts? No.
Or to shellfish? No. Have you had any past reactions to bottled water? No.
Okay, very good. Janice, we'll see you in the next room. Are either one of you allergic to peanuts or shellfish?
Oh, no. Oh, perfect. Louis here will take you to your table.
Welcome to La Clinique. Thank you. We're a model restaurant. I'm sure you know it's your privilege to dine with us. Good evening.
I understand that tonight is a very special event. Yes. Happy anniversary. Thank you. As you can see, the special tonight is the sea bass.
So if you're ready to order. We are definitely ready. Honey? I'd like the sea bass, thank you. Excellent choice.
Um, it will take a while. Pierre is a very important chef, and he's on a consulting call with another very important chef. I'm sure you understand.
Monsieur? Um, I will have the... filet mignon and I noticed there are no prices on your menu. Monsieur, we don't know the prices.
We'll be bringing you the bills. Are either of you allergic to peanuts? No.
Hello, we need you to put these on. It makes it so much easier for our servers. Here you go, let me help you with this.
Right over the top. If you'd like to leave your clothes underneath, if you're more comfortable that way, that's fine. Enjoy your evening. It's so nice to be alone.
Is it? Good evening. How will you be paying for dinner? You want to talk about that right now?
What credit card will you be using? American Express. Oh, perfect.
Thank you. Enjoy your meal. I love you.
I love you too. Temperature time. Yep. It's been an hour. Almost two.
Oh, here he is. Magazine, I have the 2006 People. Oh, or my favorite, the 2004 Highlights for Children.
No thank you. Oh, by the way, are you allergic to peanuts? Here we are. We were here a half hour before them and they've already eaten.
Well, they were much hungrier than you. Enjoy. I'm just going to leave these here.
What are all these? Oh, I'm sorry. This is from our bakery.
They are specialists. This is from our meat supplier. This, the dishwashers and busboys are a separate company, they bill separately.
And... This is not a bill. Alright.
This is not a bill?! Thanks for dining with us. Would you fill out a survey?