Hi, I'm Tankfish and I have multiple mental illnesses. Welcome to Build a Boat for Treasure, a game where if you want to get more treasures, you shouldn't build a boat, because that is literally the slowest fing way to get treasures. I mean, why the f would you spend time and money to design and build a decent boat, when you can just do this and somehow fly at Mach f***ing 10?
That's right, f*** you, gravity and physics, you can go suck some big fat d***. Oh no, you're stuck on this shty little island, forced to build a sh. illegal boat with little bit of woods you stole from Home Depot to steal other people's inheritance. However, these Made in China Pirates literally snap in half when they simply graze the rocks. The good news is that you're gifted a boat engine by that Mexican trafficker you met on the US border to steer your boat, so you can avoid getting slammed by the rock.
But these are not enough to get you to the treasures, for they are all sort of bullshit stages that completely shit on you. So you must suffer and die constantly to get penny money from the government. You can buy more stuff from the shop in an attempt to get further but still die because the shop is run by Yen and they f*** you over with loot boxes Just like the simulation or you can be smart and use other players as a meat shield And if you have friends who know how to play this game Well, you can get boosted. To be honest the gameplay itself is very simple a person with a single Dysfunctional brain cell can probably figure out what they should be doing.
You build a boat or whatever abomination you Set sell, die, get money, get more blocks so you can upgrade your boat or grow this tumor, and sell again. That is until you figure out you can just break the laws of physics and glitch to the end. Why spend brain cells and play the game legit when you can abuse glitches like I abused my kid?
I mean, there are definitely easier ways to get to the treasure than being a seaman. Haha, get it? Laugh please, my wife left me. You can buy jet turbines to literally fly to the end, which beats the whole purpose of the game, but...
Yeah, I don't know why they added jet turbines. It literally makes the gameplay from brain dead to straight up dead. The jet turbines also come with a pilot seat, which is needed in like 80% of the glitches.
But why spend 4,000 golds on jet turbines and-399! That's a great price! BURN! Pilot seats when you can spend like 200 to do whatever the f- This is there are so many glitches that the game might as well be renamed as build a glitch for treasure It took mankind thousands of years to kind of figure out how gravity works. But hey that I'm alright You can just fly by climbing a ladder that floats I use a fucking magnet to push yourself in the air and break the damn sound barrier.
You call it witchcraft I call it go Now if this glitch gets patched, haha too bad nerds. But knowing this game and its totally competent devs, new glitches will probably be included in the fix. So you'll have to search build a boat for treasure glitch on youtube and watch a guy as he tries to explain something that can be explained in 30 seconds. Most new players tend to build cancer tumors for its extra thick protections and simplicity. A small percentage of them might be feeling creative because they are high on weed and will actually try to build something decent, only to realize that their boat is not nearly thick enough to win the game, so they'll have to come- constantly upgrade their boat until they give up and start building cancer tumors as well.
You don't choose building cancer tumors. Building cancer tumors chooses you. It is almost impossible for new players to build anything good because important tools are locked behind a paywall, and most of the time they don't have enough materials to build anything to begin with.
Honestly, building this game is like a privilege for the 1% snob elite who abused glitches and grinded their ass off, because only them have enough golds for the tools and resources to build anything decent. And even if you're filthy rich, you still might not have enough materials for your big-ass battleship. However, once you get past the enormous paywall, this game is actually one of the best building games on Roblox. The players can pretty much build anything they want with great details, because of the ability to change angles and the scaling tool. The game also offers mechanism blocks like piston, magnet, servo and other sh** to quench people's thirst for complex engineering, and special blocks like shield generator to make people feel better about their pathetic selves.
The huge plot allows players to build things with ridiculous size, like my pee. And overall, pretty much anything can be built in this game. Even......swerder Panzerspielwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftfahrzeug 234-4 Panzerabwehrkanonenwagen.
Or am I b-I-I- Fuck, I'm one abrabs. You can also build mechs and shit if you're high on adrenaline from watching too much anime. There are honestly so many good things about building this game that I can go on and on for the whole fucking video, but yeah, I'm too lazy, so... Next part. As I have said before the shop is clearly run by EA.
It locks important tools like coloring, scaling, key banding and property behind a paywall taller than Trump's Firewall and makes new players either farm in the game for the rest of their life to unlock basic tools Or have them steal their mom's credit card to buy gold with real money Actually, you know what the shop is Trump's wall The new players are the Mexicans if you're stacked in real life You can buy some premium stuff like super thrusters or super jet turbines that are basically their normal counterpart but on steroids This is also where you either open crates to get blocks that you don't necessarily want, or purchase blocks that you want directly but in smaller quantity and with overpriced price. Basically you get scammed either way. You also might think that you can get all the blocks in the game from crates, which is untrue. And it'll be too late until you realize that there are blocks that you can only get from directly buying them.
Whoops, you wasted money for nothing champ. F*** my life. Oh, and what is this?
You want to open a s*** ton of crates for building materials? Well, haha, you have to open these crates one by fing one. While waiting for the sy rolling review thing to be completely finished.
Before you can open the next fing crate. Why? Because f you and your free time.
You sit here and you open crates for the rest of your life. Oh yes, the grind. If you somehow made a terrible decision of wanting to build something big, prepare to see a big chunk of your free time in the near future be snubbed by Thanos. Grinding in this game is like going to school, it makes you wanna f***ing die. Now the grinding can be separated into multiple efficiency levels.
The I have no idea how to play this game level is when you have no idea how to play this and actually try to grind by playing the game properly. You know, actually building boats and sh**. The next level is the I give up level. This is where players get so bored by the game that they give up on spending brain cells on the game and build balls of blocks instead.
They then launch their whatever the this is and hope for the best while browsing Pornhub or Anhantai in search for actual stimulations. Because you know, there's no gameplay so why not just do something fun right? There's also the oh you can use glitches level where players first discover the true way of playing this game. Not playing this game properly. They will But then proceed to exploit the shit out of the glitches and earn a shitload of cash.
And finally, there's the Jesus Christ, what the fuck am I doing with my life level? This is the stage where the player finally has enough resources to build the ultimate grinding tool. The tool that allows you to finally not play the game anymore.
The Af grinder, fuck. Yeah, the AF King returns. They take a lot of blocks to build and most of them requires a screwdriver to work. Which, you know, like, costs two f***ing kidneys.
So it's almost impossible for new players to build this s***. Oh, and don't forget to join their group. It gives you 25% more gold.
You can ditch it once you get bored of the game. Also, you should probably buy the two times gold game pass if you wish not to be mentally scarred for the rest of your life. Good job, you officially no longer have a life. People in the endgame usually spend the majority of their time building and flexing on other players to fill the void in their heart. Some also enjoy trolling other players and make the entire server a little hell by f***ing around with grappling hooks or completely blockading the river.
The river? This is a river, right? The river with their giant ass build. This is very good because you flex on other players with your build and troll them at the same time.
You can also hunt for secret treasure chests or complete quests if you're really that f***ed. Because most of them gives like garbage loot and less money the minimum wage Although some of them have some pretty good loose like super thrusters some luck to PvP where I don't know I guess you shoot at each other with cannons or you can I don't know bait noobs with chests cuz sometimes they go into it's fun I don't know man. There's nothing to do except building or being a giant piece of pain the ass in the game All right, man.
I'm a dip and ruin some noobs life with my flying swast