Types of Asian People

Introduction

• Common stereotype: All Asians are the same
• Different types of Asian people one might encounter

Math Nerds

• Found in algebra or calculus classes
• Rarely seen outside of academic settings
• Excel in math competitions
• Counter-strategy: Mock them about the invention of the number zero

Hot Korean Dudes

• Often Chinese, but wear heavy makeup
• Resemble BTS album covers
• Found in bathrooms applying makeup or in cafeterias chatting with girls
• Not to be mistaken for women
• Strong in taekwondo

Athletic Asians (Gym Bros)

• Frequently found in gym
• Strong legs (never skip leg day)
• Obsession with fitness and nutrition
• Names humorously correlated with exercise terms

Rich Asians

• Come from wealthy backgrounds, often with doctor parents
• Life path often predetermined (good grades -> doctor)
• Sometimes flaunt luxury items

Weebs

• Difference between normal anime watchers and weebs
• Weebs make anime their entire personality
• Often have strong opinions on anime rankings
• Distinctive smell

Whitewashed Asians

• Behavior and speech similar to white people
• Friend groups and partners often white
• Their activities and preferences align with those of white people

Hood Asian Guys

• Opposite of whitewashed Asians
• Skip classes and use n-word frequently
• Often found in basketball courts but rarely play
• Avoid fights; rely on friends

Autistic Asian Kids

• Known for their unfiltered and random conversations
• Provide comic relief with social credit memes and John Cena speaking bad Chinese
• Usually in the back of the class