The Chosen Ones: Dark Jokes Episode

Objective of the Game

• Contestants fill their mouths with water.
• Host tells dark jokes.
• Laughing means losing.
• Switch to another contestant until a winner with the longest streak is found.

Disclaimer

• Jokes sourced from the internet.
• Host claims not to approve of the jokes, suggesting a nice persona.

Notable Jokes and Reactions

• Orphan Joke: "What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? A family photo."
  • Reaction: Laughter, followed by acknowledgment of its dark nature.
• Woods Joke: A man and boy in the woods; boy scared, man comments on needing to walk back alone.
• Woman and Condom Joke: Parallel between wallets and use.
• David Bowie Joke: Last hit being heroin.
• Football and First Time Joke: Ends with comment on dad's presence.
• Book Club Joke: Reference to the church.
• Drug Dealer vs. Hooker Joke: Reusability of products.
• Slow Driving Joke: About paedophiles.
• Legless Dog Joke: It won't come when called.
• Blind Sister Joke: Cheese grater perceived as violent book.
• Gay Irishmen Joke: Wordplay with names.
• Michael Jackson Joke: Punchline is about his death.
• Whore vs. Onion Joke: No tears when chopping.
• Chinese Couple Joke: "Two wongs don't make a white."
• Stephen Hawking Joke: Post house fire.
• Artistic References Joke: Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain.
• Terrorist Camp vs. School Joke: Drone operator's perspective.
• American School vs. Computer Joke: Mention of troubleshooting.
• Landmine Company Joke: Profits going through the roof.
• Blackjack Analogy: Aimed for 21, landed on 14.
• African Food Joke: Desire to try.
• Baby vs. Baked Potato Joke: Calorie comparison.
• Baby Float Joke: Recipe of babies and ice cream.
• Priest vs. Acne Joke: Age comparison for appearance.
• Stabbing Statistic Joke: Empathy for victim.
• Blood Type Joke: Mother's dying advice on positivity.
• Cannibal Restaurant Joke: Body part-based dish.
• Onion/Dog Joke: Emotional punchline.
• Cancer and Alzheimer's Joke: Forgetting illness.
• Jeffrey Dahmer Joke: Head and Shoulders pun.
• Monica Lewinsky Joke: Negative past experience with Clintons.
• Dad Joke: Absence as a characteristic.

Ending Remarks

• Host expresses hope for continuation without cancellation.
• Encourages subscriptions, likes, and comments.
• Final joke about science and religion.

Noteworthy Observations

• Repeated apologies and self-censorship indicate awareness of sensitive content.
• Dark humor often involves taboo subjects like death, crime, and societal norms.