Text on Screen: "10 Dad Jokes While I Fail at Parkour"
1. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Answer: Because they’re shellfish.
2. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Answer: It was two-tired.
3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese!
4. What’s a DJ’s favorite kind of sauce?
Answer: Marinara.
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole in one.
6. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved.
7. Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Answer: He was outstanding in his field.
8. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
Answer: A satisfactory.
9. Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Answer: Because they’re a little claw-strophobic.
10. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Answer: “Supplies!”
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