Jeremy. It's time to wake up. Your breakfast is on the table and your bags have been packed. The taxi will take you to your new home. Thank you for your 21 years in assisted care. Enjoy the rest of your life, and happy birthday. My name is Jeremy. I have lived here ever since my parents died when I was young. People say it's impossible for people like me ever to hope to have a normal life. So, when we are old enough, we become helpers. Helper's roles include pushing wheelchairs, getting things down from the shelves or reaching, and wiping bottoms. Gently move the brush back and forth in short strokes. Brush the outer surfaces. Clean the inside surfaces. Great job. Now spit. Always wear your tag in public to let people know you are not special. I can't wait to get out into the real world, find a job, maybe even get a place of my own. There's a lot of people out there that don't like me because of the way I am. They call people like me Duds. Oh look it's a stupid dud! He's got no friends! Hey look it is a stupid dud! He's got no friends! Stupid dud. Loser! Cmon! Be sure to display your tag at all times, so people know to treat you accordingly. Yeh g'day mate. Where are you...oooh... G'day mate! Hi, could we just go here please? You sure you're allowed to be travelling all by yourself? Yep. Where are your parents buddy? Oh, they died. Well, I'm uh...sorry to hear that champ. You ahh...just keep plugging, huh. Oh, it's okay. It happened a while ago. Right, well no point talking about with strangers then is there? You know what I got? Ah, are they lollies? Yeh nah mints! Mints. You like mints? Umm, yeah. Yeah, you take em. You take them all. Here, here. Don't be shy. Take em. Take em. Take em. Thanks. Don't eat em all at once! You'll spoil your dinner. Kyle? Kyle. I can see you. I'm only partially blind. Jerk. Prick! Who was that Kyle? Just a friend. God Kyle! In your mother's house? That is so disrespectful. Not only to her but also me and your sister. I can't even look at you right now. Go and answer the door. It will be your cousin Jeremy. Is that today? Remind me again why we are having our dud cousin live with us? Do not use that term in this house. Jeremy has been dealt a very, very harsh hand. Go and answer the door. Argh. Hey Kyle. Hey. Hey mate! You enjoy those mints! So, what would you like to do on your first day with us Jeremy? Well, I was thinking maybe I could go and find a job. You don't muck around, do you? Good for you Jeremy. What have you got your eye on mate? Wheelchair pusher? Bottom wiper? Well, both of those sound great, but I thought maybe I could look for a proper job. Like an normal job? Yeah, like a regular job. Look mate, I'm all for dreaming big but you know, why would someone hire you? I think it's a great idea. I have heard of crazier things than that, yeah! A normal job for Jeremy! Why don't duds have normal jobs? It's not nice to call people duds. We say, without specialty. So, why do people say it? Because they are mean. Saying without specialty sounds just as mean as calling someone a dud. No, it's not. It's proper. Yeah, without specialty is the official term. What do you want to be called Jeremy? Uhhh... Jeremy. Why do you wear the tag? Heidi, please. Oh, that's just so people can know that I'm not special. Why do people need to know? Well, it is mainly to avoid embarrassing situations. What sort of situations? Oh, okay umm, So, I could be talking to someone and they don't know that I'm not special, so I could get embarrassed or I could get offended. Do you get offended? Umm...no. So, should the people that get offended, be wearing the tags because they are the ones getting offended? Okay Heidi. Jeremy probably doesn't want to talk about all this. Do you want to talk about it Jeremy? I don't mind. Heidi, enough. He just said that he doesn't mind talking about it. You're the only one that's getting uncomfortable. Heidi. I said enough. Kyle, you can take Jeremy in to try and find a job now. No, sorry, I have plans. Well, you will have to incorporate Jeremy into your plans now. I could get a bus. And what better way to convince me that you still have some shred of decency. I'm coming. Oh, so we're really going through with this? Are you ready to go Jeremy? I don't want to be a burden. I'm sorry. Don't speak unless spoken to; unless someone speaks for you. Hey Jai are you ready? What's up Kyle!! Great, so, just one thing I have to tell you. My cousin is coming along with us. Okay, so? He's kind of a dud. What like an actual dud? Yeah. But you can barely tell. I don't work 70 hours a week just so on my one day off, I have to babysit some dud. Mum put me up to it. How old are you? You need to move out of your mother's house. It's pathetic. Yeah, it's also extremely cheap, and I'm saving for a house deposit. Whatever. Can't we just "forget" to pick him up? Not really, I...kinda left him in the car. Shit! Kyle! You left him in the car? Dude that's cold. Did you at least crack a window? Heidi is looking after him. Heidi is coming too? Calm down. I'm starting to see an upside to this. Let's say we take him out for the day with us... and we run into some ladies. They will see us walking around with some poor dud, taking him under our wings, accepting him when no one else will, and we look like heroes. That's actually brilliant. Let's go meet out dud wingman. Heidi! You good? You looking good. Hey Jeremy! Your cousin says we get to hang out with you today! Doesn't that sound exciting? Yeah. Hey, Kyle, do you like ice cream? I sure do! Jeremy, we should get you some ice cream when you are done job hunting! He's not a child. Of course he's not a child, are you Jeremy? No, I'm not a child. Kyle, can he understand us? He don't seem that excited about ice cream. Yeah, I can understand. I like ice cream. It's great. Tasty. Okay. Alright. Remember, as you are lacking resilience, it is best to avoid stressful situations. chime sounds Reminder, please don't leave individuals without specialty unaccompanied. And don't forget ladies, if you need a wipe, just ring the bell. Hey man. Hi. How are you? Good. Yeah, just duddin? Yep. Nice...Nice. Do you work here? Yeah, obviously. What do you do? A bit of pushing, a bit of pulling, a bit of wiping. Do you do other things? Like what? Like what that guy is doing? No. Why not? This is why. Anyways. What are you doing here? I thought I'd try and apply for a job. Jackson!! Do I pay you to stand around talking to your dud mates? No, no, of course not, sir. No, no, no, no. Of course, not sir. Well what are you doing? This guy he walks in and starts talking about a job. You duds think you can take advantage of my good nature. Oh I guess that's what I get for hiring duds. It's true what they say... Nice guys really do finish last. I'm sorry sir. You're fired! Get out and don't come back! chuckling Just teasing you, you silly dud. Oh, you got me there boss. Good one. toilet flushes Jackson, they're playing your song! Off you go! Attention, wiper needed. You got it boss. Duds, you gotta love em. What a laugh. Yeah. So, what's your story? You lost or something? No. Trish! Can we check, we got a lost dud here. Can you ask the punters if they know anything about this guy? No. I'm not lost. Umm... I was wondering if you had any jobs available at your establishment? Ah, a job? Here? Sorry buddy, we are just not hiring at the moment. Oh, of course. Thank you. Hey there he is! How'd you go? They don't have anything for me. Well, that makes sense. What did they say? They just said that there is no work. chime sounds Reminder Excuse me. Please don't leave individuals without specialty unaccompanied. Yes. Ah, I knew he wouldn't be here all by himself. You have got a very ambitious young dud there. Yeah, so why not give him a job. You have a sign at the front that says help wanted. We've have already got a dud working for us. See? So? I'm not running a dud employment agency! I'm all for equal rights, but I'm running a business and I don't have money to burn just so people can feel good about themselves. So, why not actually give him a job? Look, I can't babysit two duds okay. All the best mate. Yeah, thank you. Let's go. Excuse me. What? What in the hell are you doing? What's it look like? Well it looks like you are in a park for people without specialty. So what! So I happen to be here with a poor hopeless soul who is not special. It's fine. Oh my god. I am so sorry. I was just in a rush and well, all the parking spots were taken. I didn't see any duds around so... Just move alright. Hurry up. Of course. I'm sorry. Don't worry mate, Kyle yelled at that bad man. He'll move! He just doesn't understand what is going on. Bless him. It is a privilege to serve, your role as pusher, reacher or wiper gives you meaning. Be sure to thank your employer for the opportunity. chime sounds Reminder, please don't leave individuals without specialty unaccompanied. Be still my prosthetic legs. Let the games begin. So, Jeremy! Don't you think we should help you for this next one? Guys, he doesn't need that. Your last effort was a bit crap mate. So, don't you think we should be there for support this time? Of course, you do. Come on, let's go buddy. Come on. Hello there. How are you? My name is Kyle and this is my dear cousin Jeremy. Hi. Actually, he is more like my best friend. Aren't you buddy? Both our best friends, really. Yeah, no, probably more mine because we are related and that means more I think. Anyway, Jeremy here is looking for a job. He's not special. Well, isn't that adorable! You are too kind. It's nothing, really. Anyway, Jeremy, why don't you talk to the nice lady? Don't be intimidated by how stunningly beautiful she is. Hello, as discussed, I'm Jeremy and I would officially like to apply for a job. Oh my gosh! He is just too cute. Well, I'm sorry, but we are not looking for any pushers or wipers at the moment. Oh that's okay. Look completely understandable. Heh, you know what, just in case anything comes up, maybe we should exchange numbers? What a great idea. Let me just... Excuse me. Maybe I could apply for another job. Wow! Jeremy, it is actually really rude to interrupt people. I'm really sorry. I have been working on his social skills for a long time and he just isn't quite there. It's alright babe. Maybe I could do a job like yours. Laughs Oh my gosh! Is this one of those prank shows? No? Well, tell him that we don't hire people without specialties to this job. You can say it to his face. He is right here. Yeah, Heidi, hey we probably don't need your input here. Well, why can't he have a job like yours? It's pretty obvious, don't you think? Not really. I mean Jeremy could do it just as well as you can. He would just be less ignorant. Ooh wow! Yeah, sorry, she's a dud too. Heidi, where's your tag? How dare you come in here and insinuate that a dud could do my job? Get out! All of you! Cool. Well thanks a lot Heidi. Thanks so much, I really appreciated that. Jeremy, I'm really sorry mate. How about we just head to the lingerie store. We'll head down there, see if they have any uh... helper positions available. Yeh? How about that mate? Let's just go ok? So that Heidi, now you have gone and upset him. Well, how did you go guys? I was surrounded by idiots all day. Oh, and Jeremy. Goodnight Jeremy. Sorry about today. It's okay. That doesn't sound good. Look Mom, I hate to say I told you so but it was really embarrassing. For everyone. How did you go Jeremy? Well poor Jeremy has been getting his confidence built up all day, everyone telling him he can just go out and get any job that he wants, then he goes out in the real world and it comes crashing down around him. You know what? We did go out and get some ice cream afterwards, heh, didn't we buddy? Kyle, can you please just shut the fuck up! Sorry. But why can't I do a normal job? And why do automatically think you know what's best for me but you don't even know me. You just see the thing hanging around my neck. My aspirations transcend wiping bums. You know and getting ice cream. I think someone is a bit tired after a big day out in town. Hey Mom? It's okay mate. I get a little bit cranky too after a big day. Yeah. All that sugar! Do you need to do a poo maybe? Why don't you hop into bed and have a good night's sleep and we will talk about it in the morning. Okay. Today was hard work. I'm proud of you Kyle. It's good to see you looking after people less fortunate than yourself. You know what? It actually felt really good helping. Hi, I'm Jeremy. I'm here about a job. Why do you grab your collar? Hi! I'm Jeremy. I'm meeting someone. Hi, I'm Jeremy, I'm here about a job. Hi, I'm Jeremy, I'm here about a job. Hi, hi, hi, hi. Hi, ah, I'm Jeremy and yeah just here about a job. That's a bit much. Oh, that's a really strong handshake. Umm, do you work with your hands? Hi, I'm Jeremy and I'm... Hi, my name is Jeremy and I'm more than just your label. Credits.